Author has written 11 stories for Coraline, Dawn of the Dead, TimeRiders series, Alex Scarrow, Batman, Elder Scroll series, and Walking Dead.
Just me and my homepage writin' stuff, sayin' stuff, learnin' stuff, blowin' up stuff, etc.
Hey dudes and dudettes, if anyone has just arrived, WELCOMES!!!
BTW, I've added this link to the song my story 'Carry On My Wayward Son' is based on: Link
For my story 'Phobia', here is what Scarecrow looks like: Link
For an image of what Phobia looks like, copy this string of gibberish into the search bar:
For 'Raven' (the story 'Phobia' crosses over with):
P.S. JCPablo updates 'Raven' after I finish another chapter. So after you read my next update, head here to read the next chapter.
For an image of what Raven looks like:
Try to figure out this Paradox:
"The following sentence is true.""The previous sentence is false."
Who's behind the wheel of Delorean7?
Name: Hah, nice try internet!!!
Age: Does the internet really think I'm a moron?
Hobbies: Art, writing and animation.
Fav Food: Anything that tastes good.
Fav Bands: Linkin Park, Escape The Fate, Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, Kansas and The All-american Rejects. (Anybody know any other good bands? PM me.)
Fav TV shows: Supernatural, The Walking Dead, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, F.R.I.E.N.D.S., How I Met Your Mother, The Inbetweeners, Doctor Who, the list goes on.
Fav Movie: The Back To The Future Trilogy (Well duh. The clue is in the Pen Name).
Fav Colours: Blue, Navy and Purple.
Fav Video-games: ModNation Racers (I'm artistic) and Portal 2.
My Quote: If you haven't got anything nice to say, say it and I'll rip your face off.
Some Funny Jokes
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He says: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!"
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad.
Yo mama so fat she need cheat codes for the will fit.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to Trick or Treat by phone.
Everybody loves a good Chuck Norris Joke
A black hole is created whenever Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris never has to shoot a gun, he just has to throw a bullet.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Never imagine what being kicked by Chuck Norris would feel like, because you'll actually feel it.
Chuck Norris only needs a stunt double when he's doing crying scenes.
Chuck Norris is so fast that he can lock a drawer and actually make it to throw the key inside before it locks.
Chuck Norris can tune a fish.
If God doesn't know, Chuck Norris does.
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, then where the hell is Chuck Norris from?
Chuck Norris turned Medusa to stone.
The term "tough as nails" does not apply to Chuck Norris, he eats them in his cereal every morning.
Chuck Norris goes bowling with his own head.
Chuck Norris can punch a Cyclops in-between the eye.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the earth a billion years ago and it's still spinning.
Chuck Noris will kill you just for spelling his name wron...oh cra-SMACK!!!
There was once a word that rhymed with 'orange'. It offended Chuck Norris and was kicked into oblivion.
Chuck Norris never runs out of ammo, he sweats bullets.
Chuck Norris fought the the law and the law got it's ass kicked.
Chuck Norris has the heads of King Kong, Predator and all of the 300 Spartans on his wall.
Anyone else got any good Chuck Norris jokes? PM me.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when she rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're lesbian, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when she breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call her up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your princess.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps her and brings her to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude, drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
Annoying things to do on an elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've read my full profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Things to think about
Why are apartments always built together?
Why are they called Hamburgers if they are made of beef?
Why do we keep opening the fridge hoping something new popped in there to eat?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Did Humpty Dumpty fall or was he pushed?
(I should know, I pushed him. Mwahaha)
Laters and May the force be with you.