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Joined 04-01-11, id: 2816772, Profile Updated: 05-18-12
Author has written 11 stories for Coraline, Dawn of the Dead, TimeRiders series, Alex Scarrow, Batman, Elder Scroll series, and Walking Dead.

Just me and my homepage writin' stuff, sayin' stuff, learnin' stuff, blowin' up stuff, etc.

Hey dudes and dudettes, if anyone has just arrived, WELCOMES!!!

BTW, I've added this link to the song my story 'Carry On My Wayward Son' is based on: Link

For my story 'Phobia', here is what Scarecrow looks like: Link

For an image of what Phobia looks like, copy this string of gibberish into the search bar:

For 'Raven' (the story 'Phobia' crosses over with):

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P.S. JCPablo updates 'Raven' after I finish another chapter. So after you read my next update, head here to read the next chapter.

For an image of what Raven looks like:

Try to figure out this Paradox:

"The following sentence is true.""The previous sentence is false."

Who's behind the wheel of Delorean7?

Name: Hah, nice try internet!!!

Age: Does the internet really think I'm a moron?

Hobbies: Art, writing and animation.

Fav Food: Anything that tastes good.

Fav Bands: Linkin Park, Escape The Fate, Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, Kansas and The All-american Rejects. (Anybody know any other good bands? PM me.)

Fav TV shows: Supernatural, The Walking Dead, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, F.R.I.E.N.D.S., How I Met Your Mother, The Inbetweeners, Doctor Who, the list goes on.

Fav Movie: The Back To The Future Trilogy (Well duh. The clue is in the Pen Name).

Fav Colours: Blue, Navy and Purple.

Fav Video-games: ModNation Racers (I'm artistic) and Portal 2.

My Quote: If you haven't got anything nice to say, say it and I'll rip your face off.

Some Funny Jokes

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He says: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!"

Yo mama so fat when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad.

Yo mama so fat she need cheat codes for the will fit.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly, she had to Trick or Treat by phone.

Everybody loves a good Chuck Norris Joke

A black hole is created whenever Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.

Chuck Norris never has to shoot a gun, he just has to throw a bullet.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Never imagine what being kicked by Chuck Norris would feel like, because you'll actually feel it.

Chuck Norris only needs a stunt double when he's doing crying scenes.

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can lock a drawer and actually make it to throw the key inside before it locks.

Chuck Norris can tune a fish.

If God doesn't know, Chuck Norris does.

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, then where the hell is Chuck Norris from?

Chuck Norris turned Medusa to stone.

The term "tough as nails" does not apply to Chuck Norris, he eats them in his cereal every morning.

Chuck Norris goes bowling with his own head.

Chuck Norris can punch a Cyclops in-between the eye.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the earth a billion years ago and it's still spinning.

Chuck Noris will kill you just for spelling his name wron...oh cra-SMACK!!!

There was once a word that rhymed with 'orange'. It offended Chuck Norris and was kicked into oblivion.

Chuck Norris never runs out of ammo, he sweats bullets.

Chuck Norris fought the the law and the law got it's ass kicked.

Chuck Norris has the heads of King Kong, Predator and all of the 300 Spartans on his wall.

Anyone else got any good Chuck Norris jokes? PM me.


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when she rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're lesbian, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when she breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call her up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your princess.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps her and brings her to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude, drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've read my full profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Things to think about

Why are apartments always built together?

Why are they called Hamburgers if they are made of beef?

Why do we keep opening the fridge hoping something new popped in there to eat?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Did Humpty Dumpty fall or was he pushed?

(I should know, I pushed him. Mwahaha)

Laters and May the force be with you.

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Second Chances by Nicktendo46 reviews
Having overcome their own adventures, Norman Babcock and Coraline Jones hoped to stay on the quiet side of life. Instead, they are challenged to spend the Christmas holidays with each other's families, and the two had been on absolute opposite ends of the prospect. Until they meet.
Crossover - Coraline & ParaNorman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Coraline J., Norman B.
A Second Chance by HarryPotterTwin reviews
What if Lee got a second chance in life? A chance to do things right? What if he got to see everyone again? What if he got the redemption he wanted? (1st chapter only a teaser/lead-up chapter)
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,020 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 11/22/2012
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim by WhiteZephyr reviews
Taryn Greystone, a young Imperial, suddenly finds herself in Skyrim, where Dragons run rampant and a civil war rages. With the help of old friends and new allies, can she bring peace to Skyrim, defeat Alduin the World Eater, and embrace her destiny as the last of the Dragonborn...? Based on Bethesda's Elder Scrolls series.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 68 - Words: 194,481 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
A New Day by SummertimeSadness1 reviews
Lee Everett struggles with surviving the new world and keeping one little girl safe. His group is starved for help and broken beyond repair. With the long road ahead, there's trouble around every corner. He must choose who to trust, before there's no time left. LeexCarley Spoilers!
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 166,503 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 8/30/2012
The CarLee Collection by bluewalltack reviews
A series of oneshots surrounding Carley and Lee throughout the game. Some of them are AUs and some of them don't completely follow the canon of the game. CarLee, might be others as well. Rated T.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,294 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Lee E., Carley] Clementine
Temporary Goodbye by queenofhyrule reviews
What if Lee hadn't turned? What if he had stayed alive? How will he find Clementine again? This is just what could have happened, because I couldn't let Lee die. I couldn't! ONE SHOT. This is a crappy summary though, so please just read to find out what happens!
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2013
TimeRiders: The End (To Be Deleted) by awkwardacity reviews
When Professor Waldestein is killed before he shows his time machine to the world in 2046, Liam, Becks and Bob are sent to observe. But when fluctuations send them to 2080, they meet the Knights Templar, who dedicated to the Voynich Manuscript until James Locke died. Sal and Maddy are sent too. Seperated, they meet mysterious Fiesta and her team, and the End begins. *On Hold*
TimeRiders series, Alex Scarrow - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Madelaine C./Maddy, Liam O'C., Saleena V./Sal
Wrath by shishi-yow reviews
When an unexpected murder happens in the Pink Palace Apartments, the Jones gets sent to a small town in Massachusetts to search for the Prenderghast family. Coraline Jones, a fifteen-year-old survivor of a tragic incident, may be facing a whole new level of challenges and truths when she befriends a boy who is the last ever of his family with the special power, Norman Babcock.
Crossover - Coraline & ParaNorman - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Coraline J., Norman B.
Wybie and Coraline After the Fact by hopeless95 reviews
This is what happens in Coraline and Wybie's relationship after the whole "incident".
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Coraline J., Wybie L.
The Melancholy of Harley Quinn by Harley Eve reviews
**Arkham City spoilers Alert** After the events of Arkham City, Harley Quinn is left dealing with the consequences. With Poison Ivy at her side, she'll try to take Arkham City back from Penguin and Two-Face in the name of her "Puddin" and his final gift to her.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,994 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harley Q., Poison Ivy
Lonesome Road by JCPablo reviews
Follow these men and woman as they get used to their "new" world, and survive the zombie apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012
Lose It All by DarthBubbles reviews
Sequel to TORN (which is currently undergoing a massive re-write!). Ahsoka and Carter struggle to keep their relationship alive in the waning days of the Clone Wars. Will Order 66 ruin everything they've worked so hard to build? OCxAhsoka, reading TORN beforehand is recommended but not necessary to understand the plot.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,314 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/30/2010 - [Ahsoka T., OC]
Never by shialuvr222 reviews
"But why?" "Because." His tone was a little softer now. "In Zombieland, everyone's last mistake is not being fast enough. I just made that mistake." "No," I said, somewhat hesitantly. "Your last mistake would be if you didn't kiss me right now." Twoshot.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Columbus, Wichita/Christa - Complete
Hell Bent for Leather by Exdraghunt reviews
Weird things have been happening in Hollywood. The Trickster is back, demons from hell are after them, and a man named Johnny Blaze is at the center of it all. Done as a Collab with Wyn Anastasia
Crossover - Supernatural & Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010
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Skyrim: The Thief reviews
Talon Nightshade isn't your average thief. He has witnessed terrible sights, lost loved ones and done unspeakable things. But he must push these scarring thoughts aside as he faces a seemingly impossible challenge. And if he fails, all of Nirn will pay the price.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,743 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 8/3/2012
Skyrim: Two Brothers reviews
Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten - David Ogden Stiers
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Farkas, Vilkas - Complete
The Walking Dead: Living Hell reviews
He gave it everything he had, but Lee finally died protecting Clementine. But his adventure isn't over yet. Lee awakens in his own personal hell: a reality where he never existed. How has the world changed without his guidance or leadership? What's become of the Motor Inn survivors? And, more importantly, what has happened to Clementine?
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013
Phobia: Stainless Steel reviews
Sequel to 'Phobia'. Set 1 year after the events of 'Phobia' and 7 months after the events of 'Batman: Arkham City'. Arkham City Rebuilt, Serial Killers on the loose, Phobia and Raven are in for trouble.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012
Phobia reviews
Name: Eddie Strach. Age: 15. Father: Johnathan Crane a.k.a. The Scarecrow Deceased . COMPLETE
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,704 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Marvel Zombies Phobia's Story
Set in Earth 2149. Marvel/DC Crossover. How Phobia tried to survive in the infected world. One-shot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Not Far Enough reviews
Sequel to 'Going Too Far'. Had this in my mind for a while now.
TimeRiders series, Alex Scarrow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Liam O'C., Madelaine C./Maddy - Complete
The Twelve Days of ZDay reviews
A small mock-up of a traditional Christmas song. Happy Holidays.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
Carry On My Wayward Son reviews
Based on the song by 'Kansas'. When a zombie virus threatens to wipe out mankind, one teenager tries to get his friends to safety. But how long can they survive with The Dead on their tail? Chapter 12 is up. Sorry about the wait.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,031 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011
Going Too Far reviews
Everybody goes too far once in a while. But it isn't always that bad. One-shot.
TimeRiders series, Alex Scarrow - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Liam O'C., Madelaine C./Maddy - Complete
Coraline's Guitar Teacher reviews
When Coraline Jones is left without a music teacher, she turns to the last resort she could think of. My first story, cut me some slack.
Coraline - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
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