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Joined 04-01-11, id: 2816824, Profile Updated: 10-23-12
Author has written 10 stories for Jet Force Gemini, Transformers, Mario, Transformers/Beast Wars, Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi people! The name-or rather, title- is The strange princess, but if you wanna, just shorten it to Princess; it'll probably be easier to remember that way, although you can't really look me up by just 'Princess'. Not gonna happen. I really love writing. Like, really LOVE writing. So I created this account in order to publish some of my strange stories on this here website!

UPDATE: I know many of you have been expecting me to update on many stories, but I think I'm going to end up redoing some of them, because I've reread some of them, and I can't believe ya'll actually faved or followed that stuff. Please bear me with me if I do, and don't kill me. Ya'll have to realize that I'm now a senior in high school, and updating stuff and junk here is very difficult, seeing that I'm pretty busy. So bear with me, and please review when you can!


I guess I'd better start off by describing meself and what I do (and DO NOT) like:

Appearance:

-Roughly around 5'4''

-Hispanic

-Black hair

-Brown eyes

-Crazy personality (Woo hoo!)

Likes:

-Writing (duh.)

-Reading

-Listening to pop music (I heart Lady Gaga!)

-Drawing

-Living

-The colors yellow, orange, and green (mostly green)

-Being sadistic to certain people

-Sarcasm

-Cooking

-Pets (especially dogs!)

-Good food

Dislikes:

-Mean people

-Alternative rock (I blame my younger brother)

-The colors black and brown (too depressing)

-Slobs (even though I'm one myself...)

-Arrogant jerks (you know who you are!)

-Poorly made food


I am still a newbie to this writing thing, so people who read my stories, please be considerate. Or not. I also have to warn the general public: I have no internet access at home. I musts come to the library in order to update or publish, so if it seems like I've died or fallen off the face of the earth, DON'T PANIC. I will be alive and well, trying my hardest to finish my stories (unless I've indicated otherwise). Sometimes, you must understand, writer's block hits me, and it hits me hard. That, plus I need a viable excuse to come to said public institution, and with a dear mother like mine, sometimes it isn't easy.

I guess I've told you all you need to know about me...So without further ado, get to reading! Until next time!

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He Said, She Said by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
When Lucas suddenly starts exhibiting strangely violent behavior, Ness is left to wonder what's wrong and how he can help. Little does he know, the truth may just be a bit more than he can handle. Crackfic, woo!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,481 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Ness, Lucas]
I'm a GIRL? 2: Road Trip! by Stardust98 reviews
Now that the genderbent nations have decided to stay as girls, and (almost) all couples are happy, America decided it would be a great idea for them to go on a road trip across the U.S.A! Of course, with these guys, (and girls) nothing is peaceful, the 'fun' road trip soon turns into a chaotic disaster! Rated T for France and Fem!Romano. Permanent HIATUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,334 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - [America, England/Britain] N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Let the World Smile by Selah Ex Animo reviews
Zelda marries Ganondorf for the sake of politics, and plays a desperate, dangerous game with a still more dangerous man to escape him. Ganondorf will not suffer the loss of what belongs to him by law. But Zelda is no longer content to be owned.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,936 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Zelda, Ganondorf
The Chaos Trilogy 3: Pure Chaos by Dark Marx Soul reviews
Dimentio's ultimate dream has been realized: the perfect world. However, Fawful still lives, the Purity Heart is hidden away somewhere, strange spirits roam the land, and Dimentio begins to find that his perfect world is not as perfect as he had desired.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,386 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Fawful, Dimentio - Complete
Of Pirates and CrossDressing Runaways by doiteain reviews
Feliciana and Lovina run away from home, disguise themselves as males, and join Antonio's pirate crew. pirate!Spain, fem!Lovino/Romano, fem!Feliciano/Italy, Spamano, Gerita, and all sorts of other lovely goodies. Rated for Lovina's vocabulary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,953 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Jet Force Gemini: Remnants by Nex the Slayer reviews
The Jet Force Team is attacked on a routine mission to Goldwood. Clueless at first, the Team becomes more and more deeply ingrained in a far reaching conspiracy as they race to uncover a secret from the Universe's past that could annihilate them all. Nostalgic Locations, Old Friends, New Enemies, and more green blood than you can wag your tail at! Chapters 20, 21 UP!
Jet Force Gemini - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,081 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 8/23/2010
Cantabile by iratepirate and Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Soundwave’s life takes an unexpected twist when Megatron gives him a female Autobot as his personal slave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 215,143 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Soundwave
I'm a GIRL? by Stardust98 reviews
England's magic fails him again! A few nations get turned into girls! Hilarity, chaos and madness occur! Follow them as they survive Victoria's secret, THAT time of the month and a lot more! But, as couples grow closer, there are a few things standing in their way. Rated T for language, France and other stuff. Pairings inside. REWRITING CHAPTERS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,008 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - [America, England/Britain] N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Novel by zeldamaster8472 reviews
I always felt that the Zelda series deserved a novel, something that tells the story we're all familiar with, except with the kind of plot and character development more often found in literature than in video games. The seeds are there in the game, but sometimes they have to be drawn out. Believe it or not, this project came close to commercial publication. See intro for more.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 115,483 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The World of Facebook: Mushroom Kingdom Style by Kaiimi reviews
Discontinued for obvious reasons.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,325 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Mario, Bowser
Finger Traps by Paper Piano reviews
After a disastrous UN meeting, Japan goes off for a walk around the building. He hears some odd noises from a room, voices that sound oddly familiar. Could it be Yao and Ivan...doing it ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Russia, China - Complete
Ask Starscream by ConArtist 24-7 reviews
Go ahead, ask me a fragging question! Its not like I got anything better to do! /Ask your favorite traitor a question! Ask Prime, G1, Armada, or Bay-verse 'Screamer, he has to answer! Ask anything!/ NOW OPEN ONCE AGAIN!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Starscream
Russian FairyTales with Ivan Braginski by JoyHeart reviews
Ivan has decided he wants to share his old folktales with all of you lovely Hetalia fans! He's even got his Baltics and some other countries to help him! Possibly by force. Rated so I can do whatever I please. Also... it's very much crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,994 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Russia, Lithuania
Dropped Knife, Open Arms by Dark Glass01 reviews
After a "conversation" with Lichtenstein, Belarus discovers she's been going about trying to get Russia to accept her in the completely wrong way, taking the girl's "advice"... with an insane twist of her own. Of course, this leads to a whole new series of issues for the Rus family... Implied Rusincest, RussiaxBelarus. Happy (?) ending. Threeshot or Fourshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Belarus, Russia
Remnants by Xylobones reviews
Mercury has always worked in a lively but small club in downtown Iacon as a waitress. She likes her life - simple, steady, under control, but a her perception of physical chaos has appeared in the form of a green mech named Gearshift. Oh, joy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,167 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012
The Weeping Man by eolianstar reviews
.Pre-Ocarina of Time/Twilight Princess. One way or another, he had told her, Sheik must die. And if Impa were as faithful to the Royal Family as all her clan was, then it would be by her hand that he would die.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Impa, Sheik - Complete
Wait, I'm a GIRL? by hetaliagirly reviews
America accidentily changes himself into a girl with one of England's spell books. Now she has to endure three whole weeks as a girl. Luckily England is there to help her... Well most of the time at least.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/2/2012 - America, England/Britain
Surface of the Sun by Hearts of Eternity reviews
A look into the lives of the infamous Twins, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, as they go through the evolution that will take them from younglinghood to the gladiatorial circuit, up to the moment that marked them as Autobots for the rest of their lives.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 229,063 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
The Yoshi Lord 2: Enter The Tinkleton by Yoshinaruto reviews
Harry Tinkleton the 3rd is back, and Yoshi is thinking about retirement. What is Harry plotting? Will Yoshi stay the Overlord or will Harry become the new Overlord?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Yoshi
The Chaos Trilogy 2: A Broken Heart by Dark Marx Soul reviews
With the Void opened once again, Dimentio has the upper hand. However, the Chaos Heart is broken and lies in two vessels: Dimentio and Fawful, former allies turned enemies. The Chaos Heart lies in them both, but only one can have it all.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,115 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Fawful, Dimentio - Complete
The Yoshi Lord by Yoshinaruto reviews
Yoshi has been through many... weird things in his life. But what happens when he becomes the OverLord? Co-written by Yoshinaruto and Yoshigoomba. Rated for Crude Humor and Violence. Lots of comedy.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Yoshi - Complete
Life at Mach 3 by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Short stories centered on Starscream, Skywarp and Thundercracker. First story: The Game, the High Grade and the Pink Automobile, or whose exhaust are you thinking about, Thundercracker?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2011
The Chaos Trilogy 1: The Insane Smiles by Dark Marx Soul reviews
Follow this tale through the eyes of Fawful and Dimentio, two of the Mario Brothers' most heinous nemeses back from the dead, as they plot for the ultimate vengeance together...and as a darker, more sinister plot unfolds in the shadows.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,510 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Fawful, Dimentio - Complete
An XMen Prayer by hummergrey reviews
Ever wonder what a prayer from a x-men might sound like? Here is one version.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
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The Adventure of a Lifetime reviews
If you ever played Super Paper Mario, then you've seen the story played out through Mario/Luigi/Peach/Bowser's eyes. But have you ever wondered what how the story was seen through the fifth yet silent hero's eyes? Set kinda in Tippi's POV.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Tippi/Timpani
Of Sunflowers, Vodka, and Baby Bottles reviews
Tired of having his sister demand marriage, Russia asks for the help of England in hopes of changing her character. Unfortunately, England's spell misfires, and Belarus is turned into a baby! How will Russia cope with this new situation? Rated T for, uh, slight language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Russia, Ukraine, Belarus
Fawful's Revenge reviews
Two years have passed since the events of Bowser's Inside Story, but our favorite Bean isn't about to give up. This time, he's back for revenge. Rated T for just in case.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Fawful
Divided in Two reviews
When a Decepticon-turned-neutral-turned-Autobot femme arrives on Earth seeking revenge for the death of her parents, she discovers that a simple undercover mission involving the infiltration of the Decepticons leaves her searching for her true identity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Of Women and Swordsmen reviews
It's Ike's first year competing in the Smash Tournament, but when he brushes up against the sharp but gentle Sheik, he realizes there's more to the blonde Sheikah than meets the eye.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Ike, Zelda/Sheik
Child of the Shadows reviews
Because every hero-no matter how big or small-has a story behind their rise to fame.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Impa, Link
The Deadly Foe reviews
Just a little sonnet I composed about one of my favorite 'Cons while at school.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Soundwave - Complete
The Ups and Downs of a sparkling reviews
What happens when a machine malfunctions on everybody's favorite Autobot and radically changes his size? Chao is unleashed. Rated T because I don't trust myself.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,725 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Bumblebee
I Love You? reviews
Dimentio has been brought back from the Underwhere thanks to Jaydes. However, he still harbors hatred for his enemies, and wishes to cheat the Queen's curse to exact revenge. On hiatus and being rewritten!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Dimentio, Mimi
The High School Experience reviews
We all knew the Jet Force team when they were famous, but what about when they were in high school? It seems like not even then they could have a moment of rest...
Jet Force Gemini - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011