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Hi! My name is Jocelyn and I live in Australia(so if you don't like me saying mum instead of mom, tough!). I really enjoy writing, art, science and music. I hope you like my fics!
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Hair color: Stupid blonde!
Eye color: Bluey-grey-green, it really depends on my mood or the weather!
Birthday: January 23rd
Age: 13, stupid grade skip!
Siblings: 3, two girls and a guy
Interests: Science, Music, Instrumental, Reading, Writing, Poetry, Dancing, Drama, Astrology, Geology, Astronomy...
What was the last book you read? Polgara the Sorceress by David Eddings
What's your personality like? I'm pretty weird, at least that's what my friends say! They call me a prodigy, but I'm not that smart! My social skills are limited and sometimes I don't know how to react! I'm basically a nerd!
Who do you have a crush on? I can't tell you! People might just blurt it out to the wrong person!
What was the last thing you thought? How clever I was! (lol, jokes, I'm not that self absorsed, or am I , dun dun DUN)
What's it like being you? Dunno, never been anyone else so I can't compare!
What are your thoughts on writing? I can write what I thought should have happened rather then what did, or, just to express emotion!
How tall are you? idk taller than I used to be
What book are you currently reading? None! finished em all and waiting till I can go to the library!
What music are you listening to? THe stuff I wrote myself
What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? MSN!
What was the last thing you cooked? My really really good potato bake! It's to die for!
What color are the walls of the room you are in? Brownish
How many different programs are you running on your computer right now? 8
Have you ever been water-skiing? Nup
What is the weather like? Perfect and a little windy!
Are you going an vacation this summer and where? Yaya! To Canberra and other surrounding towns!
Who is the most special person to you? My friends and bro and my bf
What's your favorite childhood memory? Dunno
Scariest moment of your life? Not sure
One word that would best describe you? Awesome
What is your favorite month in the summer? January
What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? A lot! My friends are really nice!
What does your user name mean? It's my nickname that my parents gave to me when i was little, Jocelyn is a bit of a mouthful!
What is your favourite Disney movie? Umm...dunno! There all pretty much the same!
What made you smile today? Looking at some comments on my status on MSN!
Last thing you said out loud? Go away, to my sisters!
Last rainbow you saw? Dunno
Some brilliant quotes from Doctor Who...
River: I have questions, but number one is this: What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?
Doctor: It's a fez, i wear a fez now, fezzes are cool!
Amy grabs fez, River blows it up
River: What are you doing?
River: You've got a screwdriver, go build a cabinet!
Doctor: That's really rude!
House: Fear me Doctor, I've killed hundreds of Time Lords
Doctor: Fear me, I've killed all of them.
Tesselector: You killed the Doctor, on order of the Silence and Academy of the Question. Do you accept and know this to be true.
River: Well to be honest I don't really remember. It was all a bit off a blur.
Tesselector grabs the mirror and pulls it aside while firing a blue beam out of her mouth to trap River.
River: No! Get of me!
Doctor: Sorry... Did you say she kills the Doctor. The Doctor... Doctor Who?
Hitler: What is this thing?
Doctor: It's a Police Telephone Box from London, England. That's right Adolf, the British are coming!
Tesselector get's up from position on the floor as the Doctor ducks to avoid Hitlers gunshots at it. Rory then punches Hitler and grabs his gun, before pointing it at him*
Rory: Sit still. Shut up.
Doctor: Well done. Rory the Roman. Put Hitler in the cuboard over there.
Rory: Putting Hitler in the cuboard. Cuboard, Hitler, Hitler, Cuboard.
Shoves Hitler into the cuboard
Hitler: Who are you?
Slams door in Hitlers face
Rory: Is anyone else finding this day just a little bit difficult. I've got this banging in my head.
Amy: Yeah... I think thats Hitler in the cuboard
Doctor in The Girl Who Waited: Rory, it's hardly rocket science. It's just quantum physics.
The Doctor: You're Amelia!
Amy: You're late.
The Doctor: Amelia Pond, you're the little girl!
Amy: I'm Amelia and you're late.
The Doctor: What happened?
Amy: Twelve years.
The Doctor: You hit me with a cricket bat!
Amy: Twelve years!
The Doctor: Cricket bat!
Amy: Twelve years and four psychiatrists!
The Doctor: Four?
Amy: I kept biting them.
The Doctor: Why?
Amy: They said you weren't real.
[Prisoner Zero takes on the Doctor's (as yet unseen by him) form]
The Doctor: Now that's rubbish; who's that supposed to be?
Rory: Well, that's you!
The Doctor: Me?! Is that what I look like?
Rory: You don't know?
The Doctor: Busy day...
River Song: Use the stabilisers!
The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilisers!
River Song: The blue switches!
The Doctor: The blue ones don't do anything, they're just... blue!
River Song: Yes they're blue: they're the blue stabilisers! [presses the button and the TARDIS indeed stabilises] See?
The Doctor: Yeah? Well, it's boring now, isn't it? They're boring-ers! They're blue... boring-ers!
Amy: Doctor, how come she can fly the TARDIS?
The Doctor: You call that flying the TARDIS? [scoffs] Ha!
River Song: Okay, I've mapped the probability vectors, done a foldback on the temporal isometry, charted the ship to its destination and... [presses a button, the cloister bell clangs] parked us right alongside.
The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven't landed!
River Song: Of course we've landed; I just landed her.
The Doctor: But it didn't make the noise.
River Song: What noise?
The Doctor: You know, the... [does an impression of the TARDIS materialisation sound]
River Song: It's not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on.
The Doctor: Yes, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise.
The Doctor: I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all?
The Doctor: I'm your new undercover agent on loan from Scotland Yard. Codename: The Doctor. These are my top operatives, [indicates Amy, Rory, and River in turn] The Legs, The Nose, and Mrs Robinson.
River: I hate you.
The Doctor: No, you don't
STUFF (in no particular order)
Books/Authors: K.A. Applegate The Animorph Series, J.K. Rowling Harry potter, Stephanie Meyer The Twilight Series, David Eddings The Belgariad and The Mallorean, Gail Carson Levine Ella Enchanted, Frances Hodgson Burnett The Secret Garden, Shaun Tann Tales From Outer Suburbia and The Arrival
TV shows: Doctor Who, The Big Bang Theory, Merlin, Stargate SG1
Male character: Rory Williams and The Doctor (9, 10 and 11), Henry Foss, Nikola Tessala and James Watson, Sheldon, Gawain and Merlin, Daniel Jackson and Cameron Mitchell
Female character: I'll do the same as I did with the boys. River Song/Melody Pond, Cleo and Bella, Morgana (smirk!) and Gwen, Sam Carter
Music: Coldplay, U2, Murray Gold (writes for DW, great composer)
Films: Red Dog, The Sixth Sense, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Harry Potter, Bridge To Terrabithia, The Fantastic Four (both movies), Gnomeo and Juliet, The Smurfs
Colour: Lime Green
Subject: Science, Music, Drama, English
Average Report: Straight A's
Actor: David Tennant, Matt Smith, Arthur Davrill, Michael Shanks, Ben Browder, COLLIN MORGAN, Michael Seater, Ryan Robbins, Bradley James
Actress: Amanda Tapping, Emma Watson, Karen Gillan, Angel Coulby
FACT SPHERE QUOTES! (from Portal 2)
"The situation you are in is very dangerous."
SPACE SPHERE QUOTES! (from Portal 2)
What’s your favorite thing about space? Mine is space.
Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady.
Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let’s go to space.
Space going to space can’t wait.
Space. Trial. Puttin’ the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!
Dad! I’m in space!
Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space.
Space space wanna go to space
Space space going to space oh boy
Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!
Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.
Help me, space cops. Space cops, help.
Going to space going there can’t wait gotta go. Space. Going.
Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space.
I’m going to space.
Yeah yeah yeah okay okay.
Space. Space. Gonna go to space.
Space. Space. Go to space.
Yes. Please. Space.
Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!
Gonna be in space.
Wanna go to space. Space.
Let’s go – let’s go to space. Let’s go to space.
I love space. Love space.
Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper.
Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit.
Ohhh, the Sun. I’m gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What’ll I say? ‘Hi! Hi, Sun!’ Oh, boy!
Look, an eclipse! No. Don’t look.
Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer.
Space space wanna go to space
Wanna go to — wanna go to space
Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space
I’m going to space.
Hey hey hey hey hey!
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey lady. Lady. Space! Lady. Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know – let’s go to space!
Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let’s go to space!
Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P… AACE. Space. Space.
I love space.
Hey lady. Lady. I’m the best. I’m the best at space.
Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space.
Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space.
Gotta go to space.
Gonna be in space.
Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space.
Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion.
Are we in space yet? What’s the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE.
Going to space.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m going. Going to space.
Love space. Need to go to space.
Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space.
So much space. Need to see it all.
You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I’m the best at space? Yes.
Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I’m in space.
Please go to space.
Wanna go to space.
Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space.
Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I’m in space!
I’m in space.
Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I’m in space.
There’s a star. There’s another one. Star. Star star star. Star.
Getting bored of space.
Bam! Bam bam bam! Take that, space.
Are we in space?
Oh oh oh. This is space! I’m in space!
We made it we made it we made it. Space!
Stereotypes are NOT self explanatory. What kind of stereo types?
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Your real name: Jocelyn
Your Gangsta name: (The 1st three letters of your name and izzle) Jocizzle
Your Soap Opera Name: (Your middle name and current street name) Danae Edith
Your Detective Name: (fav color and fav animal) Green Owl
Your Star Wars name:( first 3 letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name, and last three letters of your mothers maiden name) Glejoton
Your Super Hero Name: (2nd fav color, and fav drink) Orange Solo
Your Arab name: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter in your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings name, last letter fo your moms middle name) Oedonge
Your Witness Protection Name: (mothers middle name) Marie
Your Goth Name: (black and a pets name) Black Tempeste
Your Rock Star Name: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Mango Fall
Your Pirate Name: (fav color, pirate accessory): Green Patch
You know you're obsessed with Merlin when...
You tell your computer to learn the spelling whenever you type in a spell that it doesn't recognize as a word.
You drop something, and you instantly throw your hand out thinking it will automatically stop in mid air. (To your disappointment, however, this doesn't work.)
You refer to someone as a "prat," and the person you're talking to gives you a funny look.
You wish you had magic so that whenever you forget something after you've already sat down you could just use your magic to summon the object to you.
You wish you had Merlin's magic so you could speed read.
You watch other movies/shows Colin Morgan or Bradley James are in just because they are in them.
You see objects flying in the air (birds, planes, kites, plastic bags, etc.) and pretend to be controlling their movements with your outstretched arm.
You want to take the Medieval history class at your university so that you can show everyone just how much you know about the Arthurian legends.
You watched every new episode the moment it aired. (If, like me, you don't live in Britain, you searched high and low and managed to find a website that uploaded the entire episode the same night.)
You've had a dream and some of the Merlin characters/cast were in it.
You want to name your next pet after a Merlin character.
Someone is having a serious talk with you about their life, and in response you sigh and say, "Destinies... are troublesome things."
One of your friends says something stupid to which you stare at them utterly bewildered and reply, "Have you some sort of mental affliction?"(No, but I want to!)
You reconsider the idea of dyeing your hair red because you know Colin's feelings towards gingers.
You suddenly want to make and wear a blue or red neckerchief (because apparently that's the best way to show your Merlin support!)
You wish your name was Zoe.
You find yourself muttering some of the spells.
You watch episodes you've already seen whenever they come on tv, even though you can watch them online anytime.
You're taking an exam in a foreign language class, and the only thing that comes to mind for campfire is "forbearnan".
You can't decide whether you think Arthur or Lancelot is better for Gwen because you're too busy thinking about how Merlin and Morgana should be together.
You give a "puzzled Merlin expression" whenever you say something that doesn't even make sense to you. (Example: After Merlin says, "Let's have you lazy daisy..." when trying to wake Arthur up in season three episode seven.)
You see a clear rock or crystal and wonder if you can look into it to see any future events.
Someone yells at you and your reply is, "Why can you never just say 'thanks'?"
You wake members of your family up by saying, "Shake a leg!", followed by, "Up and at 'em!", and last but not least: "Let's have you lazy daisy..." with a slightly puzzled expression.
You see/hear the word "magic" and grin stupidly.
You cannot WAIT until season 4 comes out! (Especially since you found out that it's now going to be the full 13 episodes!)
You have used the phrase, "They do say love makes you do strange things" on numerous occasions.
You secretly pretend to use magic to open automatic doors.
You like to say that your magical affinity with nature is what's causing the powerful storm outside.
You practice spring-cleaning, even when it isn't spring.
You listen to a song and automatically picture scenes from the show that would make a good YouTube video to go along with the lyrics.
You've started reading everyone's Merlin drabbles because a little dose of Merlin fanfiction a day is always a treat.
You have been scouring the internet looking for any information/spoilers for season four. (Livejournal posts and facebook pages such as Merlin Mania have helped your searches to be very successful. ;))
Your friend asks if you can give them a ride, and you respond with, "I am not a horse, [insert friend's name]."
You get excited whenever you see a street name or enter a city that has the same name as something to do with the show. For example, Camelot Street or Merlin, Oregon.
You have used / have been very tempted to use the classic "Merlin" rant when your parents give you a list of chores to do.
You're following so many Merlin fics that at times you find it difficult to keep up with all of them.
You freak when you meet anyone who watches Merlin (hey, I live in the States, alright? Merlin fans are hard to come by here!)
You talk to yourself in an English or Irish accent all the time (if you're not English or Irish, obviously.)
You refer to your best friend as the other half of your coin. (No, but I’m going to now!)
You secretly label people based on which character they are most like. For instance, someone throws something at you and you immediately label them as an "Arthur". Or if someone makes hasty generalizations, you label them an "Uther".
You've unintentionally started stressing the first syllable of people's names.
You see a blue heart-shaped jewel and immediately think of Cornelius Sigan.
You became ridiculously excited when you recognized John Hurt and Warwick Davis in the last Harry Potter film.
Your heart temporarily stopped when you saw the trailer for season four.
You watched the season four bloopers and/or trailer several times each day until the first episode aired.
You don't have internet access for a week, and the next time you check your email you have over a hundred Story Alerts for Merlin fics in your inbox.
You see the word "Pentagon" in your Yahoo news feed and think it says Pendragon.
If you have to watch the show online, you refresh your internet every five minutes to see if the newest episode has been uploaded yet. And when it finally is uploaded, your friends truly begin to worry about you as a result of you screaming and flailing your arms.
You've re-watched the first episode of season four so much that it's unhealthy.
Anytime the word "reveal" comes up, you start fantasizing.
You see the word density and think it says destiny.
You see the word Emmys and think it says Emrys.
I am guilty of committing all of these crimes!
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