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Joined 04-01-11, id: 2817167, Profile Updated: 12-30-14
Author has written 29 stories for Hunger Games, Lord of the Flies, Gallagher Girls, Misc. Books, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Salvete omnes (Hey everybody)! I'm not 100% sure exactly what it is I'm supposed to put on here so this is all stuff I noticed other people have on their profiles. Here goes!

Favorite Animal: Doggies! (Not hamsters, sorry)

Favorite word: Yola!!!!!!!

Favorite color: Green!!!!

Favorite quote EVER!!!!: You don't lead by hitting people over the head- that's assault, not leadership. -Dwight Eisenhower (Well it's about time someone said it! Thank you Mr. Eisenhower.)

Second favorite quote ever: My thoughts about gingerbread are that one can never have too much of it. -Abraham Lincoln. (So true Mr. Lincoln, so true...)

Third favorite quote ever: Art is the weapon, your imagination is the ammunition. Stay dirty, and stay dangerous. Create and destroy as you see fit. -My Chemical Romance (C'mon, you gotta love those guys)

Fourth favorite quote (because there just had to be one): "No matter what anyone says, don't take anybody's fucking bullshit! Because, you're better than them, you're faster than them, and GODDAMMIT you're much better looking!" - Gerard Way (This man is a genius)

Numero Cinco!: Love all, trust few, do wrong to none- I have no idea who said this :D

Two important things people need to keep in mind:
"ars gratia artis"- art for the sake of art
"errare est humanum" -to err is human
Both of these phrases are something that slip to the back of people's minds. Don't just make something that will sell, make what you love. Create something beautiful out of nothing and it'll be so much more gratifying than some synthesized crap you pulled out of your ass to please everybody else. The other thing people need to remember is that we're all human, and we all mistakes. We need to stop being so ruthless and learn to forgive ourselves and each other, otherwise the world's going to be a very lonely place.
I would also like to point out that a lot of people on fanfiction have the right idea. We don't create the stories and fanarts that we do because we'll get something out of it (other than the pride of a job well done). We do it because we love it, and because it makes other people happy too. For the most part, we don't get up in arms when ever somebody makes a little mistake. We help each other grow and learn from our mistakes, and we get joy out of every silly or substantial chapter we post on this website. I think that's really admirable, so keep up the good work everybody.

Whoooooooo I've submitted my 500th review! Success!

7 years after the apocolypse fails to happen, when Better Life Industries takes over the world with it's lameness and lack of color, me and my friend will unite with the Killjoys to fight for our right to party! And, wear pretty colors and other such loveliness. I shall be...ZESTY DIPPING SAUCE! And she shall be...ROCKET COMET! We shall...GET OUR ASSES KICKED BY THE OTHER KILLJOYS! Yay

My all time favorite band is Green Day. If I had to pick a favorite song of theirs, it would be ALL OF THEM!!!!!! I know every word to 21 Guns and Holiday (yay). P!nk: also pretty awesome. Especially Who Knew (genius song. Know every word.)

And, if you haven't noticed the references in my fanfics, I'm a White Sox fan all da way!!!!!! So yea, suck it Cubs (no offense to Cubs fans.) My favorite books are Lord of the Flies, Harry Potter, Little Women, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, the Gallagher Girls, The Heist Society, The Princess Academy, Avalon Web of Magic, and like practically everyone in the whole wide world, I am in love with the Hunger Games (go Peeta!). I'm sad to report that despite my best efforts not to, I loved the Twilight series, but have stayed true to my disgust at some people's obsession with it. Especially my sister's. The absolute best movies in the history of all movies are the TItanic, Waking Ned Devine, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Tangled, Mulan, Beauty and the Beast, and Sixteen Candles. Even though I agree with everyone else in the world that he is uber depressing, I couldn't survive without my book of poems by Edgar Allen Poe. Oh, and the movie the Gladiator? It rocks. Beyond belief. I would die without its existence (I'm pretty sure.)

Attention! I'd like to correct my previous statement! My favorite band is now MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE! I love Gerard for being beautiful and talented, I love Mikey for being adorkable and, again, talented, I love Frank for being funny and, you guessed it, talented, I love Bob for being adorkable and, yet again, very talented, and I love Ray for being talented (ha! Beat you guys that time!) and being the only person in the world who can pull of that hairstyle. That is all.

My besties for life: Julia (she has an account, but she won't tell me her username that butt-trumpet), Fiona (fifi226), MaryClaire (mchammer4), Alex, and Stephanie!

People of earth! I have ground-breaking news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I found some people who could be the characters in To Be Extraordinary if it was ever a movie!!!!!!! Here's my cast list:

Tessa Baker- Hannah Marks
Madison Burner- Lexi Ainsworth
Caleb Callahan- Aaron Johnson
Parker Callahan- Luke Benward (iffie, but I've yet to find someone better. I need someone who can do his personality justice!) or Cameron Boyce from Jessie (Picture him 14! He's really got the cockiness and the smirk down!)
Melody Carpenter- Ashley Benson or Katie Gill
Clara Lancaster- Holland Roden
Allan Morris- Luke Benward (imagine him blonde) or Max Thieriot
Kayla Morris- Chloe Moretz
Mr. Roland- I have a guy for him, but I can't remember his name
Sam Wilson- Max Thieriot or Mitch Hewer (more Mitch than Max, but I thought I'd include him)

Stories in the works:
1. Title: Family Feuding
Book: Lord of the Flies
Summary: Their life has been torn apart. Their parents got divorced, their family was split up, their older brothers have gone to war. There's 30 boys, two girls, one war and an over-protective cousin. Not bad enough? Why not throw in a plane crash and a deserted island? Girls on the island fic.
Main Characters (OCs): Christina (Chrissie) and Anna
Genre: Romance, Drama
Status: In Progress (but not yet posted)

2. Title: Life's Just One Big Party
Book: Lord of the Flies
Summary: A frat party ship sinks and the survivors, including all your favorite LOTF boys, find themselves trapped on an island. The same one as before. Will they be found in time for a happy ending? Girls on the island fic
Genres: Romance, Drama, Supernatural
Main Characters (OCs): Many, but mostly Lissie Baker, Ella Burke, Jada McNicholas; and Jezebel, Jael and Delilah the uber bitches
Status: Undeveloped

3. Title: The Pack
Book: Lord of the Flies
Summary: The littluns were right all along, the island had a beastie. A great, furry, monstrous thing that came in the night and hid among them by day. The hunters knew it all along. After all, he was one of them. And he Changed them. The hunters truly were beastly.
Genre: Supernatural, Drama, Horror
Status: Undeveloped

4. Title: Bye Bye Bieber
Category: Misc. Musicals
Summary: Everyone was under his spell. He'd devoted two years to developing his perfect kingdom of ever-present worshippers. Then he got drafted. To make some cash of his ill-fate, his managers set up a Bye Bye Birdie situation: One girl will be selected. He'll live with the girl's family for three months until he must report for duty, and will give the girl a goodbye kiss on national television. Perfect, right? WRong. The "lucky girl" despises Justin Bieber with every fiber of her being, but Justin might just find himself falling for her. What's worse, she's got another boy on the brain.
Genre: Romance, Drama, Humor?
Main Characters (OCs): Jamie Cartwright
Status: Undeveloped

5. Title: Author Alert
Category: Misc. Books
Summary: In the eight months since she discovered its true awesomeness, Brooke Nichols, better known to most as 'screwtheshortstraw,' built herself a mini Fanfiction empire, fifteen of the most popular complete stories on the website were hers. Then she and her best friends got interested in writing original stories and before they knew it, everyone was reading the incredible story written by the anonymous author known only as 'screwtheshortstraw.' Everyone's hounding for the identity and the two fourteen year old fiction extraordinares are left to fend for themselves and keep Brooke's identity a secret.
Main Characters: Brooke Nichols (screwtheshortstraw), Carter Roland (read-between-the-lines), Izzy Parks (wit thy name is Izzy)
Genre: Humor, Drama, Friendship
Status: Undeveloped

6. Title: not quite sure what to call it LOL
Category: Lord of the Flies
Summary: What would've happened if the boys weren't alone on the island? If, for example, four years later (they weren't rescued) a large group of private school children the same age as them crashed on the island? Including some very batty/pretty/bitchy girls?
Characters: Colleen Montgomery, Maggie, Dove, Mary Sue (the anarchist), ????
Genre: Romance, Drama
Status: Rarin' to go
Other: Collab with sui-generis-47

7. Title: Anything But That
Category: Leviathan Series
Summary: Before Dr. Barlow could hire her and before the war ended, everyone finds out Deryn's secret. But the thing is, the captain's not quite willing to let go his best middie. So he and the boffins concoct a plan to keep her on board, one that Deryn herself isn't really a fan of: an arranged marriage.
Characters: Deryn, Alek, Newkirk, Eddie Malone
Genre: Romance, Humor
Status: In the works

8. Title: Forbidden
Category: Misc. Books
Summary: Boy meets girl. Should be simple enough, right? Well, not when boy meets girl in Auschwitz and boy is a Nazi officer and girl is a Jew. What happens when a young Jewish girl and the youngest officer at the concentration/death camp begin to develop feelings for each other?
Characters: Eliza Lewin, (Nazi's name is undecided)
Genre: Romance, Drama
Status: In the works

9. Title: This Title Has Been Censored
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Summary: There are many words that can describe me. Bitch, skank, liar, thief, cheat. All of these would be correct. And really, that's cool with me. Because I'm one lie away from becoming legend. My name is Reese Taylor, and I'm about to pull the greatest scam in music history. MCR fic
Characters: Riesa Barnes (Reese Taylor), Lauren Barnes (Loraina Taylor), Deryn Fawks (Drea Fox), Jaycee Binks (J.C.B.), Finn Gardner, Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Ray Toro, Frank Iero
Genre: Humor, Friendship, Drama, Romance
Status: In Progress (but not yet posted)

10. Title: Pawns and Kings
Category: Hunger Games
Summary: It's like a giant game of chess. A giant game of chess with only one motive, not to take the king but become one. Most were the pawns, he was already king, another was a knight. It was just a giant game of chess, she'd often said, and Layla Bartman was very good at chess.
Alternate Summary: Layla and Ace were like any other brother and sister. Well, if any other brother and sister had to raise their younger brother after being orphaned and simultaneously hid a horrendous past. Oh, and if other brothers and sisters walked into the Hunger Games perfectly willing to kill each other. Rocky Moore was like no other boy in the Districts. That is, unless other boys in the Districts had had to watch their sisters tortured on live television for days on end. With tributes like these, the Fourth Hunger Games will be messy indeed.
Characters: Layla "Valley Girl" Bartman, Ace "Spades" Bartman, Jasper "Jazzy" Bartman, Rocky Moore
Genre: Family, Drama, Action, Romance
Status: In Progress (but not yet posted)

11. Blurred Memories
Category: Misc. Books
Summary: What if you lived in a world where a person was your friend, family, neighbor, etc. one day, and then the next day you forget they ever existed? A world where children were tested at age 14, then taken away for training if found to have special skills. And what if you, unlike everyone else, remembered what you weren't supposed to?
Characters: ???
Genre: Drama, Friendship, Mystery
Status: Undeveloped

12. Delicate Dealings
Category: Misc. Books
Summary: The heavens are darker than one could ever know. With each angel is the one flaw God gave to them: their love of the human race. But when one takes this love too far, the balance is disrupted. And when she falls so far as to make a deal with the devil, the innocent take the punishment. What will happen when one angel promises her daughter in place of her soul?
Characters: Danielle, Elizabeth, Emily, James, Lucifer
Genre: Drama, Romance
Status: Undeveloped

13. You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us in Prison
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Summary: The lives of four young men are turned upside down when, at the dawn of the third world war, they wake one day with no memory of the previous night and a dead man in their basement. Scared silly by the leader of the four, a cynical 20 year old who's outlook on life became bleak after a year in prison, the boys all decide that the only way to escape the horrors of prison life is to join the military. Things don't fare well for these young men in the military. Some break under the pressure, while others aren't meant to fight, and things worsen when the only good part of their life is ripped away from them. Can they survive the war and keep from being convicted of murder?
Characters: Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Ray Toro, Frank Iero
Genre: Adventure, Drama, Romance?
Status: Undeveloped

14. Here's The Thing
Category: Gallagher Girls
Summary: Liv Goode's a big girl. She doesn't need her half-siblings, or her mom, or her Austin-replacing stepdad. All she needs is Austin. That is, until things get bad, and she just might not have Austin anymore. That's when she needs, not the aforementioned family members, but Dominick, the douche bag son of the man who's threatened her family for years, Nat, Bex, and a one way ticket out of Milwaukee. Can she make it without her family?
Character: Bex Baxter
Genre: Romance, Action/Adventure
Status: Undeveloped

15. The Pact
Category: Misc. Books
Summary: "Oh how I hate you, let me count the ways." Peter laughed, as he always did, as if I was still the silly little girl in his neighbors' back yard. "I'm sorry to say I don't have time for our witty banter today. I've got a proposition for you." I gasped. "Oh boy, I didn't know you know such big words!" But I had little pride and no finished homework, so I listened. Boy would I grow to regret that.
Characters: Peter McIntosh, Fay Patterson
Genre: Humor, Romance
Status: Undeveloped

16. Breaking the Barrier
Category: Lord of the Flies
Summary: You should never break the barrier between the living and the dead, but we didn't know that yet. It was a joke, we didn't really think that THE Jack Merridew's ghost would appear. We only ever thought of him as a character in a book, not the boy who died in the house we live in. Now we just have to suffer the consequences, and hope things don't take a turn for the worst.
Characters: Jack Merridew, Roger?
Genre: Supernatural, Horror, Romance?
Status: Undeveloped

17. Best Friends Until Tomorrow
Category: Hunger Games
Summary: The Hunger Games with a twist. To add insult to injury, the tributes of the first hunger games were 15 and 16 year olds who'd known each other their whole lives before being separated into different districts. Will they stay strong and band together, or will their own stubbornness and anger lead to bloodshed?
Characters: Onyx, Luster, Alara, Raz, Fera, Kilrea, Zora, Zane, Nalia, Saber, Fey, Cray, Jael, Lex, Brea, Jonathon, Johanna, Danner, Shay, Kash, Megan, Cass, Seraphin, Gideon.
Genre: Friendship, Drama
Status: In the works
Other: Collab with mchammer4 and our friend Stephanie

18. Going Under
Category: Lord of the Flies
Summary: "Smile for the camera." Don't let them see what you hide. "Smile for the camera" and play the happy couple, it will all get better in time. "Just smile," don't let them see that you're broken inside. I can't face this pain inside, but I'll just grin and bear it. Grin nice and big, "Smile pretty for the camera Erin." Sequel to Teenagers.
Characters: Erin FitzGerald, Roger McAllistor, Miles McAllistor, Jack Merridew, ????, and Erin's crazy friends and family

19. The Four Times Trilogy: Book One
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Summary: People think that just because Sophie is one of the smartest people in the world that her life is easy. Believe me, it's not. After all, when you're afraid to talk to people, you have a lot more time than you'd like to study up, and boy, has she done her studying. Now, only days after she and her fellow geniuses have discovered the secret to time travel, her older sister Linsay breaks the heart of one of the only people she can talk to: Gerard Way. So now Sophie has taken it upon herself to go back in time and stop him from meeting her sister. She just didn't expect what came from it.
Characters: Sophie Benson, Lindsay Benson, Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Ray Toro, Frank Iero.
Genre: Sci-fi/Romance
Status: In the works

20. Revenge
Category: Harry Potter
Summary: I was seven years old when the rebellion failed. Only seven years old when my uncle was killed by the Dark Lord, when my father was imprisoned and my mother was tortured and killed in front of me, and I was locked away in Malfoy Manor. Now it's seven years later. I've finally escaped, and I, Rose Weasley, will not stop until I've avenged them all.
Characters: Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genre: Romance/Action
Status: In the works

21. Getting to Hell in 10 Easy Steps
Category: Misc. Books
Summary: Well, I guess you could say I'm not the greatest person ever. I stole the answers to my finals four semesters in a row, messed around with most of the girls in school, and I'm planning to cheat on the ACT. But I am getting better! I've been dating my girlfriend three months and we haven't even gone to second base! Of course, that doesn't mean I haven't gotten there with her best friend. Okay, so I'm a horrible person. But hey, it's high school!
Characters: Ryan McGinty, Dana Brookes, Tristan Ramsy (don't let the name fool you, she's a girl)
Genre: Romance, humor
Status: In the works

22. The Only Hope For Me
Category: Hetalia Axis Powers
Summary: Come one, come all, join Em, Mia, and Sarah in the first viewing of the new Hetalia movie! Enjoy the conflicts between tomato-lovers and potato-lovers, the identity crisis of the most awesome man in the world, and a cockblocking Chibi-Italy. There will be pasta and beer served to our guests. WARNING: Many pairings, and viewing this may endanger your vital regions.
Characters: Germany, Romano, Spain, Italy, Holy Roman Empire, France, Prussia, Hungary, Austria. OCs: Em, Mia, and Sarah
Genre: Romance, Humor
Status: Rarin' to go

23. Patriotism
Category: Hetalia Axis Powers
Summary: In a world where being just a little too patriotic can get you knocked up and America's greatest hackers are also expert seductresses, one spy will go where no other has gone before: the home of a mister Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. Spain. As the CIA's best honeypot, seducing the nation would be no problem for Eliza Schleidden, but can she survive alliances, love affairs, the MAFIA, her old father figure, and- dare I say it- love?
Characters: Eliza, Spain, Romano, Prussia, Hungary, Austria, Italy, Germany, and France

24. The Series
Category: Misc. Books
Summary: A year ago, in our time anyway, a stranger indirectly took my older brother from me and told me that we were all created, not born. Nothing but the characters in his book. Now, after my reaction to my brother's death didn't go the way he wanted, he's making me earn my place in The Series, or else disappear from existence like my brother, and his helpers are here to make sure I do it the way he wants. But how is that?
Characters: Eli and Nora Diamond, Ignatius Davids, Sonny Moore, Nick and Gil Wagner, Lilli, the Numbers
Genre: Mystery, Action, Romance??
Status: In the works

25. Don't Know What To Call It Yet
Category: Crossover Hetalia/Lord of the Flies
Summary: I didn't know it was real. I thought it was just another twisted book about humanity by another twisted war veteran. When I cast that- that spell, it was supposed to prove to America that they were fake! Now the year is 1942, all of us, Axis and Allies alike, are just eight more children fighting to survive in Lord of the Flies. My god, what have I done?
Characters: Jack, Ralph, Simon, Piggy; Germany, Italy, Romano, Japan; England, America, Russia, China, Canada, France
Genre: Drama, Action

26. United We Fall (By the way this is like my favorite title ever)
Category: Hetalia Axis Powers
Summary: After growing up in a world overrun by the Army of a Thousand Kings, Annie is itching for a little excitement. However, when a game of Truth or Dare leads to the discovery of a Kings' prisoner claiming to be a nation, will she regret ever wishing for change? Will she and her friends be able to help England free his fellow imprisoned nations, or will their last hopes come crashing down around her? Possible EnglandxOC
Characters: Annie, Nicki, Jared, England, Romano, Prussia (maybe), eventually America
Genre: Drama, Crime, Action
Status: In the works

27. A Match Made in Hell
Category: Hetalia Axis Powers
Summary: Amelia F. Jones- representative of the United States and probably one of the prettiest of the female nations. Francis Bonnefoy- representative of France and lover of all things beautiful. Their relationship should make sense right? Their marriage is a match made in heaven...right? Wrong. In a times of trouble, these two nations decide to fake a marriage to save their hides, but little do they know they're in for a murderous Canadian, conniving best friends, and quite possible budding affection for each other, despite their past distaste for one another.
Characters: fem!America, France, Prussia, Spain, Canada, Romano (talked about often, but doesn't actually appear too much)
Genre: Romance, Humor
Status: In the works

28. The Affairs of Men
Category: Hetalia Axis Powers
Summary: Amelia Kirkland lives a perfect life with her parents and brothers as the royal family of Cedonia. However, when war breaks out with Agaria and five of her brothers are sent into the fray, she can't handle watching her delicate, peaceful twin go. In a spur of the moment decision, she enters the army as Prince Matthew William Kirkland III. Can she and her best friend Antonio deceive her eldest brother and her bodyguard to protect Matthew, or is that troublesome Agarian mercenary going to be a lot more trouble for her than he's worth? Prussia/fem!America
Characters: Fem!America, England, Canada, Spain, Prussia (her other brothers are Scotland, Ireland, Wales, and Sealand)
Genre: Romance, Action, Drama (a little bit of family too)
Status: In the works

29. La-La Land
Category: Hetalia Axis Powers
Summary: Amelia F. Jones, a famous Victoria's Secret model, lives a perfect life. Thousands of girls look up to her, thousands of others just want to be her. She has the perfect family, perfect friends, and not to mention her perfect boyfriend- famous actor Ivan Braginsky. However, when she begins to discover not everything about life in the lime light is quite as beautiful as it seems, she starts to want out, and in the process she might end up falling for the last person anyone expected: her butler.
Characters: Fem!America, England, fem!France, Russia, Prussia
Genre: Romance, Drama, Friendship
Status: Undeveloped

30. Comic Book Heroes
Category: Hetalia Axis Powers
Summary: Kiku Honda has always prided himself in his ability to fly under the radar. He did reasonably well in school, did nothing special to call attention to himself, and spent his days in the back aisles of a comic book store where no one from school ever came. Sure, he got bullied a little here and there- what quiet kid didn't? But for the most part, he stayed out of everyone's way and they left him alone. That is, until the head cheerleader Amelia F. Jones came wandering into HIS comic store and started chatting him up about Superman. He hasn't yet decided what to think of that. Ameripan
Characters: Japan, America, little bit o' Canada
Genre: Friendship, Romance
Status: Undeveloped

31. Yet Another Untitled Masterpiece
Category: Hetalia Axis Powers
Summary: It should go without saying that a jealous Brit is irksome. A jealous, drunk Brit is troublesome. A jealous, drunk Brit who knows magic is downright dangerous. So it should go without saying that when Amelia Jones made the country of Britain himself jealous and drunk, she was in a world of trouble. If getting transported back in time wasn't bad enough. she was sent to Ancient Rome of all places, where she had no understanding of the language, the culture, or how to take care of herself, and all she's got is one pissed off future Italian to help her out. Fem!America
Characters: Fem!America, Romano, Italy, Rome, England, Prussia
Genre: Historical, Romance, Friendship, Drama
Status: Gettin' somewhere

If you haven't noticed, I ship America with just about anyone. As long as she's fem.

Current obsessions:

1. Reading about the Civil War.
2. Linkin Park
3. Drawing on the divider of my sister's and my bunk beds.
4. Texting
5. Obsessing over the fact that I'm in the one homeroom that I didn't want to be in
6. A VERY POTTER MUSICAL!!!!
7. A VERY POTTER SEQUEL!!!!

Ranting is a real talent of mine. Want a demonstration?!

Things and people I love to love:
Voldemort (every one loves a good bad guy) Jack Merridew, Roger from Lord of the Flies, Simon from Lord of the Flies, Green Day, Zach Goode (from the Gallagher Girls.) Dramione, romance fics, P!ink, using old fashionedy language and talking in a British and/or cowboy accent, Drawing on the pictures and posters of Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber, writing, drawing, showing off, tennis, running, shot put, baseball, Marquette University, SCOTTY MCREERY!!!! (is that how you spell his last name???) reading, singing, listening to music, playing the piano, playing the clarinet, playing the zither (look it up), Poetry, "Hallelujah", "Headstrong", "You're Gonna Go Far Kid", "Eye of the Tiger", the tv show Supernatural, Dean Winchester/Jensen Ackles, Pirates of the Caribbean (all four movies), Peter Pan (every version of that movie is cool with me except the one with Wendy's daughter Jane), shoes, the letter "E", the color green, bikes and FANFICTION!!!!!!!!!!!, Taylor Lautner, Delia's, graphic t-shirts, being MOODY, being hyper, being happy, being every emotion except for sad.

Things I love to hate:

Justin Bieber and people's obsession with him, Robert Pattinson, the color Yellow, emo music, Kristen Stewart, the first Twilight movie, bugs, nose bleeds, unbearably hot days, my too short hair cut (a mistake I'll probably make again the next time it hits 90 degrees outside) pens, feet, sunburns (which unfortunately I get a lot of), the Cubs, football, cheerleading, mini skirts, the fact that there's a teacher's institute day but no students' institute day, seventh grade, Algebra, all forms of math, The fact that every word with a Q in it has a U in it, Hannah Montana, Shake it Up, Good Luck Charlie, A.N.T. Farm, every other Disney Channel show in existence except for Lizzie McGuire which sadly got cancelled a long time ago, bikinis, Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber, JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!

I believe in the power of love and Prussia

Copy and paste this on your profile if you KNOW that Green Day is the best band ever

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This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if you're against child abuse)

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Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.

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98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the sky scraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% that would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!"

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you can't be bothered to read this.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna do? Kill me?

Copy and paste this to your profile if you haven't died yet.

When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Cross over to the dark side... WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!

Cross over to the dark side... we have Draco Malfoy

When life gives you lemons, throw lemons back in life's face and go back to feeling sorry for yourself

If your name was Mr. Crunch, and you went into the navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I've got ADD and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have

Never knock on Death's door, ring the bell and run away, he hates that

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Elmo knows where you live!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

An apple keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

I've been to the dark side...they lied about the cookies

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned

Taste the rainbow: EAT CRAYONS!

Last night I lay in bed looking at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

When there's a will, I want to be in it

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much

We're best friends. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

Best friends are like snowflakes. They go away when you pee on them.

My fave pick up lines!

-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

-How would you like to mount a Mountie/have a Mountie mount you?

-Irishman: Cliche, I know, but kiss me I'm Irish.
Italian: I'm Italian...buuut you should kiss me anyway.

-Austria's greatest (and only) pick up lines:
1. Did you know pianists do it with ten fingers?
2. Let me help you hit those high notes.

-Geography called, he's wondering why you're not underneath me yet.

-Can I put my pony in your stable?

-Wanna ride my pony?

-That dress looks nice on you, but I think it'd look better on my floor.
Response: Really? Cuz I think it'd look better on you.

-Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.

-Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you have fine written all over you.

-Baby, did you fart? Cuz you blow me away!

- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants

- The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word

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Copy and Paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

The Ten Ways to know you're a real writer:

1. You get extremely grumpy and unpleasant if there is more than a 24-hour break between the times that you're sitting at your computer writing.

2. You sometimes act out your story ideas by yourself.

3. If you don't have your own laptop, you are begging desperately for it.

4. You occasionally speak with adverbs such as 'wistfully' or 'reluctantly'.

5. You get super duper excited every time your fanfic gets a new review.

6. You have a really long profile.

7. You get goosebumps for planning out stories in your head.

8. If someone bugs you while you're writing, you either completely tune them out or jump up and pounce on them until they leave.

9. You bring either your laptop or your notebook EVERYWHERE.

10. Your favorite sentence to hear from a person is "Can I read it" when they are talking about your stories.

My favorite Lord of the Flies Characters:
1. Roger
2. Simon
3. Jack Merridew
4. Eric
5. Sam
6. Piggy]
7. Maurice
8. Bill\
9. Robert\
10. Percival
I'm not a big Ralph fan, but I suppose he's probably number 11-ish on my favorite list.

Best songs to listen to while writing a chapter in any fanfiction (in random order) :
1. Love Drunk by Boys Like Girls
2. Circus by Brittany Spears (don't judge)
3. Better Than Me by Hinder
4. All That We Needed by the Plain White T's
5. All the Way Down by Glen Hansard
6. You and Me (by Lighthouse, not the Plain White Tees song)
7. Swing Life Away by Rise Against
8. Mr. Brightside by the Killers
9. Teenagers by My Chemical Romance
10. Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance
11. Hanging by a Moment by Lifehouse
12. Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down
13. Last Call by the Plain White T's
14. The Middle by Green Day
15 Fat Lip by Sum 41
16. It's Not My Time by 3 Doors Down
17. In the End by Linkin Park
18. New Divide by Linkin Park
19. Leave Out All The Rest by Linkin Park
20. You're Gonna Go Far Kid by the Offspring
21. The Ghost of You by My Chemical Romance

Oh my god! Attention universe! Ally Carter has posted a summary of GG5 on her blog! The sweet name of what I'm sure will be an equally sweet book is 'Out of Sight, Out of Time."!!!!!!!!!!! It sounds so good. And if you type 'Out of Sight Out of TIme by Ally Carter' in the search bar, a picture of the potential cover will come up!!!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Check it out people!

How much am I worth?

Hair Color
(x) Brown $100
() Blonde $50
() Black $15
() Bald $5
() Other $75
Total so far- $100

Eye Color
() Brown $50
() Green $75
(x) Blue $150
() Hazel $100
() Other $15
Total so far- $250

Height
() Over 7'- $200
() 6'8"- 7' $175
() 6'- 6'7" $150
() 5'5''- 5'11" $75
(x) 5'4"- 5'10" $85
() Under 5'4" $0
Total so far- $335

Age
() 50-56 $175
() 46-49 $150
() 41-45 $125
() 31-40 $100
() 26-30 $75
() 21-25 $5o
() 19-20 $25
(x) 0-18 $100
Total so far- $435

Birth order
() Twins or more than twins $750
() First born $320
() Second born $150
() Only child $250
() Middle $100
(x) Last born $100
(x) Third born $550
() Fourth born $300
() Fifth born $400
() Sixth born $215
Total so far- $1085

Drink?
() I did like once $400
() On Holidays $250
() Sometimes $215
() YES $200
() Only weekends $300
() Every other day $50
() Once a day $15
() I live from the bottle $Bankrupt$
(x) No $600
Total so far- $1,685

Vision?
() Perfect $400
(x) need or have glasses/contacts, but don't wear them $200
() glasses $50
() contacts $25
() surgical correction $100
Total so far- $1,885

Shoe size
() 13$300
() 12 and a half-13 $250
() 11-12 $400
(x) 7-10 $50
() 7 or less $450
Total so far-$1,935

Favorite colors (multiple)
(x) Green $750
() Red $600
() Black $100
() Yellow $475
() Brown $300
(x) Purple $225
() White $400
() Aqua $350
() Orange $300
(x) Blue $300
() Pink $100
() Other $500
Total so far- $3210

Did you use a calculator to add this?
(x) No $1000
() Some $750
() yes $0

and the Grand Total is... $4210!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Copy and paste this quiz to your profile. I dare you.


This game has a funny/spooky outcome

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try

First get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scrol down one at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column

Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

Beside 3 and 7, write down tthe names of members of the opposite sex.

Write anyone's name (like friend's or family) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots

Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11 (Go with you instincts!)

Finally make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

The person in 7 is on you like but can't work out

You care most about the person you put in 4

The person you name in 5 is the one who knows you very well

The person you name in 6 is your lucky star

The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3

The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7

The tenth space is the ong that tells you the most about YOUR mind

11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. If you do, your wish will come true..

I got this little poem/paragraph thing in a mass text once and I thought it was really cute so I just wanted to post it here for the world to see cuz it's all true!
A real man calls you beautiful instead of hot or sexy
A real man calls you back when you hang up on him
A real man will lie underneath the stars for hours just to listen to your heartbeat
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep
He's the guy that kisses your forehead,
and keeps your picture in his wallet
Wait for the guy that wants to show you off to the world even when you're in your sweatpants
who holds your hand in front of his friends
and thinks your beautiful even without make up
A real man will constantly tell you how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you
He's the one to turn to his friends and say "that's her!"

This is just something I saw on someone's profile and I thought was like the sweetest thing ever:
Cinderella walked on broken glass
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast,
Jasmine married a common thief
Ariel walked on land for love and life
Snow White barely escaped a knife
It was all about blood, sweat, and tears
Because true love means facing your biggest fears

My characters' best quotes:
Dominick: So you're Nat
Nat: So you're Dominick
Dominick: So you're dating the dipshit
Nat: So you're hating on my girlfriend
Dominck: Well, then, I see we have an understanding
Nat: Which is?
Dominick: You're dating a girl I hate. Break her heart, I break your face
-Dominick Walker and Nat Burke, "Here's the Thing."

Roger: Any last words?
Leah: Go to hell
Roger: Ladies first
-Roger McAllistor and Leah Carson, "The Fate of the Boys"

Riesa: Dude, you are one fuck ugly kisser
Riesa Barnes to Gerard Way, "This Title Has Been Censored"

Simon: You won't get away with this
Roger: A little too late to say that. Any last words?
Erin: See you in hell dipshit
Erin FitzGerald, Simon Monroe, and Roger McAllistor, "Teenagers"

Colleen: Don't fucking touch me you creep!
Jack: Why, you let all the other boys
Collen: Are you calling me a whore?
Jack: No, I'm calling you a slut
Colleen: Screw you
Jack: Wouldn't you like to?
Colleen Montgomery and Jack Merridew, an untitled LOTF story

Sarah: Huh. Well that wasn't there an hour ago!
*one hour later*
Sarah: Jesus Christ almighty, my fucking wineglasses! Why do I keep forgetting I have wineglasses!
Sarah Monroe, "No Rest for the Wicked"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." (My cousins do shit like that :D)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" (Yup. That's da Fister bunny)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. (That's on you Alex)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. (MaryClaire...)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" (my bffl Julia would probably be outside, refusing to bail me, saying "Damn! You mes\sed up! She's a lovely friend :D)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... (Stephanie and Julia could collab on that! Haha)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will ignore this or delete "fake ass"
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (Aaaall of you! Julia, Fiona, MaryClaire, Alex, Stephanie, well maybe not MaryClaire...I kids!)

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy"

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk

10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat

1. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is To Go

12. Sing Along at the opera

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom

17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running and screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go"

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, post this on your profile and make somebody smile!

Fifteen things to do in Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "Code 3 in warehouses"...see what happens.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay away

5. Move a "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell the other customers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"

8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are

10. Roam around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme

11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people are browsing say, "Pick me! PICK ME!"

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look

13. When an announcement comes on over the loud speaker, jump into the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, then yell "There's no toilet paper in here!"

15. Grab a bunch of bouncy balls, throw them down the aisle and yell, "Go Pikachu go!'

86 Hogwarts Rules:
1. No matter how good an Australian accent I can do, I will not do my Steve Irwin imitiation during Care of Magical Creatures
2. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore."
3. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
4. Seamus Finnigan is not after me Lucky Charms
5. I will not ask Lupin if it is his time of the month
6. I am not allowed to take Professor Flitwick's wand, hold it over my head, and laugh while he tries to reach it
7. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time
8. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey
9. Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
10. I will not refer to hypogriffs as "Horseybird"
11. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins and I should not test that
12. Professor Snape does not respond well to being called "Snookums"
13. Neither does he respond favorably to being called "Sev," "Snapey-poo," or "Debbie"
14. Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially in June
15. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "what's new pussy cat?"
16. I will not refer to "the Grim" as a nice doggy
17. I will not refer to Professor Lupin as a nice doggy
18. There is no bring a muggle to school day
19. When I apply for a job at the Ministry of Magic after graduating, I should not cite Fred and George Weasley as my greatest influence at Hogwarts
20. Citing Lord Voldemort probably isn't the best idea either
21. I will not refer to the accio charm as "The Force"
22. I will not sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch practice
23. There is no connection between Hitler and Voldemort
24. I am not allowed to declare an official hug a Slytherin day
25. I am not to wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school
26. When in the presence of the Dark Lord, I will call him the Dark Lord not, "Snake face the Dark Lord Happy Pants
27. I am not allowed to ask any of the Malfoys if it's true that blondes have more fun
28. I am not to sing "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!" when sent to the headmaster's office
29. I am not to hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout "I..GOT...THE...POWER!"
30. When the Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I am not to point to the Dark Mark and yell "To the Batmobile, Robin!"
31. Or, "Thunder Thunder Thunder THUNDERCATS GO!"
32. I am not Voldemort's illegitamate love child
33. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than fifteen seconds, I am to assume I'm not allowed to do it
34. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus
35. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists
36. Taking red paint and writing creepy messages on the wall is not funny either
37. I will not use the Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations
38. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, even for entertainment purposes.
39. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can't interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, not matter how wicked the result would be.
40. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it's blood
41. It's not appropriate to approach Cho wearing an "All the Good Looking Ones Die Young" t-shirt with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it
42. The Easter Bunny is not Jesus's Animagus form
43. I will not write forged letters home to the parents of Muggleborn children detailing the Satanic rituals they are learning.
44. Locking Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter in a closet together to see if they have hot gay sex is not appropriate
45. The four houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters
46. Teaching the first years to chorus in unison "the amazing bouncing ferret" whenever they hear the name Draco Malfoy is just wrong, funny, but wrong.
47. No matter what I say to the Dark Lord, I will never make him laugh
48. Murmuring "I see dead people" whenever I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny
49. I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro, and it was not an honest mistake
50. I am not funny, no matter how much I make myself laugh
51. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
52. I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
53. I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick
54. I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
55. I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 ball to Divinition
56. I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It is tasteless, tacky, and not a good money making strategy.
57. I am not allowed to make light saber noises with my wand.
58. I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
59. I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucigenic mushrooms is and Extra Credit Herbology Project.
60. I am not allowed to use my socks to make the Slytherin House mascot.
61. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and make bets about which house comes out alive
62. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
63. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
64. It is not necessary to yell "BURN!" everytime Snape takes points away from the Gryffindors
65. I will not use the phrase "Get a life" when talking to Voldemort
66. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
67. I will not ask Harry Potter if his Voldie senses are tingling
68. I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning Myrtle and eye-full"
69. I will not make "OMGWTF" a spell
70. It is not necessary to yell "BAM" everytime I Apparate
71. I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween.
72. I will not poke Hufflepuff's with a plastic spoon, nor will I say that their colors suggest that they're covered in bees
73. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
74. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
75. I will not start every Potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
76. I will not call the Weasley twins "bookends.''
77. I will not give Luna Lovegoode Coast to Coast AM transcripts
78. I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronus
79. I will not lick Trevor
80. Gryffindor courage doesn't come in bottles labeled "Firewhiskey"
81. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween
82. It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
83. I will not tell Sir Cadogan the the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and have all students say "Ni" from all directions
84. I am not King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
85. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
86. I will not tell the first years that Snape is the voice of God.

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I was once told that I always look like I want to kill someone. You all know what that means...Watch out Jack and Roger. Position as ultimate psycho is MINE!!! XD (This one is among the ones that's been copied. Stahp it. Nyaaaah).

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you rant.

My rampage is over! Thanks to anyone who read all this pointless shit! If you did, please PM me the word 'bubble wrap' or, if you really wanna make my day, 'It takes real men to wear teddy bear boxers.' Seriously. That would make my day. Just ask Parker.

Parker: Why must you drag me into this?
Hammsters: Because it's fun and you are the reason I"m in search of a man that can actually wear teddy bear boxers.
Parker: And what's with the bubble wrap thing?
Hammsters: I'm sure Austin or Mikkie would be happy to explain it to you
Mikkie: This one's on you bro
Austin: Do you really have to mention it? (Hammsters and Mikkie nod) FIne. (Leans in and whispers what happens in his very dramatic entrance at the end of "That Was Then")
Parker: Pff...HAHAHAHA! You did what?! (Austin scowls, turns red with anger, and steam comes out of his ears) How old are you again?
Austin:...seventeen
Parker...HAHAHAHAHA
Madison, Sam, Clara, Tessa, Caleb, Melody: Wait, what? (Parker whispers it to them) pff...HAHAHAHA
Hammsters: Okay...wait for it...wait for it...wait for it...Okay! Now my rant is over. Later!

Oh wait, my rampage is not over, cuz I gots a bone to pick with some of you. I saw that some of the things on my profile that were completely and totally of my own creation have been added to other peoples profiles, and although imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, it made me a little uncomfortable. The list of the best songs to listen to while writing fanfiction, my announcement about GG5, the sidenotes I wrote at the beginning of some poems, and word for word the "And that, ladies and gentleman, is how you rant. My rampage is over! Thanks to anyone who read all this pointless shit! If you did, please PM me "(whatever word they chose to use.)" Look guys, I don't want to be a buzz kill, but I put those just for a touch of my own personality, and it made me feel uncomfortable to see them word for word on other people's profiles. They really weren't meant to be copied and pasted, you can do similar stuff, but please don't copy me. Sorry!

Final installment of my rant: This is goodbye. I've made the decision to leave the sight (a full explanation can be found at the second to last chapter of Going Under). I'll miss you all dearly, thank you so much for four great years. Valete omnes!


Don't kill me! I promised my friend I'd do this!

Hey all you lovely fanfiction nerds! I know I said that I was done on here (don't get your hopes up, I AM done) but I have something to inform y'all of. There's this YouTube channel me and a friend are starting up called SwagDementors which may or may not be of interest to you.

Why Hammsters, you ask, why would I be interested in your lame ass YouTube channel?

Because I'm on it damn it!

Ha, joking, but seriously you might enjoy. We're going to do a lot of videos about fandoms, fangirling and the like, and one of us (I won't specify which because then you'll be able to figure out which one is me, ruining half the fun) will be doing reviews of fanfics. That's right! You can get some publicity for that underappreciated fic of yours just by shooting us a comment. It's that easy! Plus, if you're getting lonely for me, you could try to guess which SwagDementor is Hammsters! Yeah, you're probably not getting lonely for me, but whatever. Let me pretend I have friends. So check us out, we should be up and running in a few days!

If you have any questions, I also have a forum under LOTF with the same message, or you could PM me. Adieu good fellows!

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Lady Liberty by Fyrearth reviews
America died at the end of the Vietnam War. Now, England must take care of the new America only she has no idea what she is...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,085 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/27/2011 - America, England/Britain
Hair Care by SpartanBitches reviews
From the crackalicious minds of Sparta's leaders comes a story of really really bad hair, Golem-like mothers, and maybe a little romance if we get to it. Hermione/Rapunzel has never left Ravenclaw Tower or her protective mother, but she might just find her way out through the infamous thief Draco Malfoy. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Bellatrix L., Neville L.
Between Two Points by NeverQuiteAwake reviews
[sequel to Learn Me Right] Following a devastating attack on her home, Eirlys finds herself travelling to Earth in search of those responsible. Once there, she and those closest to her are called upon by the mortals to fight a foe who they cannot hope to face alone. Eventual AU. Loki/OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,183 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Loki, OC] Thor - Complete
When The Plane Went Down by KimmykimSpicer reviews
24 boys. 1 girl. But no one knows she's even there. Until Jack finds out who she is, and then all hell breaks loose. Will she give in to temptation and savagery? Or stay on the side of civilization and sanity?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Ralph, Jack M., Piggy, OC
What have we gotten ourselves into now by RosewhiteSnowred reviews
A group of school girls get stranded on the island when their plane gets hit during a storm. The story will unfold as they meet the boys and try to all survive until they're rescued. I suck at summaries but yeah, rated T but may change.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Jack M., Roger, OC
Duty Bound by TakemylovedowntoVioletHill reviews
In a failed effort to ease war tensions by forcing Purebloods and Mudbloods to intermarry, Fred and Hermione are thrown together in an unlikely tale that calls for both to leave the comforts of their lives to follow what the Order and Minstry need of them
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 121,385 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Vices Of Reality by Christoph Andretti reviews
People claim that their lives are ruined by video games. That they never see the sun. That coffee runs through their veins because of multiple days without sleep. Elizabeta Hedervary knows that these statements are true. She also knows that sometimes these games don't ruin your life, that they can lead to close friendship, and sometimes even more. Co-written by IsThisPhantasy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,455 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Hungary, Prussia] Austria
So Worth It by ThePenguinofDeath reviews
Every Friday, Darcy Lewis ends up stuck in detention for her 'smart mouth'. Every week, she ends up bored out of her skull. But one week, a new kid appears, and things start to get a lot more interesting. Tasertricks High School AU.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Loki, Darcy L.] C. Barton/Hawkeye, Jane F. - Complete
The Fangirl by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
So let me get this straight: I was stuck in some universe where Hetalia is real. In said universe, I was being forced to be Seychelles- the very character I despised -and hook up with either France or England- the very pairing I loved. And to top the icing on this cake, the one Turk meant to guide me is a jerk. I hate my life. -A satire look on the Hetalia fandom- COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 154,435 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Turkey, Seychelles, Iceland, OC - Complete
Red Eyes for Gilbert Silver Hair for Prussia by blueeyeddoeeyed reviews
My brother, Gilbert was indeed strange, and anyone with eyes could tell you that. But no one could tell you how strange he was quite like I could. And so I will, with this story, I will. Of course, I'm thirty-four now, but my memory is stony and frozen; sketched and sculpted out of marble. And now, I think you're a star. The one that's always first out in the sky.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Kindergarten Princess by Volcarona reviews
Maddie's first day of kindergarten might not be as bad as she thought. Especially with little Gilbert around. Fem!Canada and Prussia. Kindergarten AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Lady of The Flowers by Cocolada reviews
"Down the beach not too far, the fair-haired boy and his doe-eyed companion wept for the end of innocence and a true friend called Piggy, the Lord of the Flies was split in two with nothing but a bloody coconut shell to keep him company, and the Lady of the Flowers lay in her watery grave." Girls on the island story. Ralph/OC, Jack/OC, Roger/OC, Simon/OC, etc.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,773 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Simon, Roger, Jack M., Ralph - Complete
Natsume Hyuuga's Rules by Zen Ayuri reviews
Natsume Hyuuga's Rules were known to everyone. But there was one person who was idiotic enough not to care. NatsuMikan-2-
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Who's Your Best Buddy? by Robins Egg reviews
When Iceland tries to skip naptime he ends up bonding with Denmark and eating cookies! Extremely fluffy and sweet!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Denmark, Iceland - Complete
Percival Wemys Madison by AmethystWren reviews
One-shot. He was told that so long as he remembered it, he didn't have any reason to fear getting lost; someone nice would always listen to his address and return him home again. Yet he's lost on this island, and no-one seems like they'll be taking him home any time soon.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Percival - Complete
An Argument by OnnaMurcielago666 reviews
Jack and Roger have a little disagreement when they go to experiment with the face paint. (Written for a school project. earned a perfect. Posted also on . Rated T for little savage boy violence.)
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Roger, Jack M. - Complete
What To Do In A Boring Meeting by Iiz42Awesome reviews
If you're bored in a meeting or school, the Hetalia guys can show you what to do! Life will never be boring again with these ways to spice up a meeting! Kinda inspired by '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of the UN'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,810 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
Nothing Hurts Like the Truth, and You by GenuineQT reviews
CURRENTLY IN HIATUS: Bex has been missing for two months and Cammie hasn't stopped worrying. It's been four years since Cammie has seen Zach. But when Cammie is assigned to find Bex, old fears, and loves, come back to find her! Can she save Bex, and will she let herself fall in love? Action, romance, and drama. Worth reading! Reviews appreciated, my first FanFic!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,747 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Crowned and Dangerous by MurderingxMyxTeddyxBear reviews
Blair Hunter and the MCR boys are at it again! Helping Maggie w/ an article on the America's Junior Miss Pageant forces Blair to get a little...involved. Will she make it through? Maybe in the alternate universe where she can actually walk in high heels.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,844 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012
Fallen by amateur73 reviews
Third installment of the "Locked" series. Things are getting faster, but Charlie's still caught up in the mess that stuck with her since she got off the island. T for language.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Jack M., Roger - Complete
He's Dead, Aunt Mildred by AgentAva reviews
"It had been three years since the return of the boys to civilization. Three years the boys used to try and return to the world they used to know, the world that cut them off. Three years Ralph searched for his dear friend's aunt, so that she might know what happened to her nephew."
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Ralph - Complete
My Babu by Field-Poppies reviews
Poland is transformed into a baby and needs someone to take care of him. Who better than Lithuania and Hungary, who have never even held a child before, to raise Poland? Mostly Comedy, some romance, angst and drama. Rated M to be safe! Later chapters contain mature language, at least one potentially distressing scene and characters discussing relationships and sex. No actual sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Cuddle Entrapment by MewLuna reviews
Ohmyglobohmyglobohmyglob. Marshall was in bed with me. Marshall was in bed with me! Aaah! I tried to get up, move, anything, but the lead in my blood wouldn't let me. I wasn't just tired, I was downright, bottom line EXHAUSTED. He smells like pine needles and peppermint. No, stop it! I will not cuddle you, Marshall Lee! -Fiolee, one-shot, complete.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
The Vargas Brothers by demijayy reviews
Feliciano and Lovino are having a casual brotherly talk about girls and relationships. Rated teen for some minor crude language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Just close your eyes by ksbg reviews
something I wrote for my favorite character ever! Simon
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Simon - Complete
A King's Fall by Cris Coursey reviews
A look at Hades and Persephone. NOTE: The only reason it has more chapters now is because I went through and separated so it was easier to distinguish points of view. The only other things I changed were spelling errors and some grammar mistakes. Story is still the same. Enjoy.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 22,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
The Quest for Pancakes: A McDonalds Tale by Kevan Starks reviews
They need pancakes, and there's barely any time left! How will Ciel, Alois, and Lizzy get to McDonalds on time! Please read and review
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
Let The Games Begin by mchammer4 reviews
My names is Mackenzie Maine. I am alone, I am different, I am special. 83rd Hunger Games- rebellion doesn't happen Better than sounds, please please PLEASE take a look at it!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,881 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011
Civilized Heart by Azalea419 reviews
Azalea Ire was never supposed to be on that plane, much less see her best friend, Jack Merridew. What does it mean, the blossoming friendships with Ralph and Simon? The fight for civilization becomes the deadly contest for her heart. Which will she save? [On Hiatus!]
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,360 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011
Chess by TrainxEve-Fan12 reviews
She was the Queen, and nothing more. CielxLizzie
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M. - Complete
Just Pretend for a Night by Lara Zed reviews
Fred volunteers to help Hermione with an uncomfortable situation. But what happens when playing pretend gets a little too real? Post-Hogwarts, AU, FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,910 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Forever Stranded by Blizzard Rose reviews
Five kids on an island, all seems to be going well until another plane crashes and another group threatens the kids' harmony in existence. A fight that means certain death for one team might not be so far off
Crossover - Lord of the Flies & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,655 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Jack M.
Savagery on the Island by Lilc00kieluvr reviews
As the survivors emerge from the wreckage they soon discover there is a girl among them.A battle for dominance becomes a battle for her love.Just when she thinks her heart belongs to one, it betrays her for another.Who will win in the end? Ralph/OC/Jack
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,292 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Ralph, Jack M. - Complete
Just One of the Guys by MurderingxMyxTeddyxBear reviews
Blair Hunter is far from average. Everything from her funky hair to her well-worn Chucks screams ODD! But when a favor to a friend lands her in an all-boys boarding school, things get just plain weird. A few new friends might be able to help. Que MCR!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,575 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
A Twist in the Tale by CursedByCobwebs reviews
The boys were never rescued, they have been on the island for 4 years. No one is dead and the tribe never split. A girl mysteriously turns up on the island and makes a connection with one of the boys. How will her presence effect the tribe?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Roger
The Chosen One by sofia.estrella reviews
What if Neville was the orphan with the lightning scar? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,367 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Remus L., Neville L. - Complete
Can We Make It by JenJenSon reviews
The trio is going back to Hogwarts to complete their 7th year after the final battle. Unfortunately the Ministry have decided to employ a Marriage Law and their lives are thrown off course again... 1st fic so give it a chance. Lemons/EWE/VERY OOC,NO DRAMA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,050 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Primitive Impulse by CircadianLily reviews
A girl survives the crash amidst several boys, slowly swindling away their civilized selves to satiate their more innate cravings. Soon the struggle for survival threatens the existence of their innocence. Ralph/OC/Jack. Everyone's a few years older.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,060 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Ralph, Jack M.
Welcome to Paradise by LiveLoveWrite-93 reviews
Elise is a girl with a dark past she gets stranded on the island & in the midst of trying to survive a new evil arises. Elise has to face her demons and make a choice. Lives will be lost and love will be found Welcome to Paradise Jack/OC/Ralph? COMPLETE
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,345 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Complete
CIMMIM Chat Email by sb221 reviews
Gallagher now has a website for spies to chat and email each other. Liz and Jonas are in charge of security, of course. But someone has been sending death threats. Is there a spy within the two schools? Danger is in every email. And at every corner.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,786 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Haunted by Evangeline-Kingsley reviews
Sequel to CVS. With Ralph away in Manchester, Angel stays behind at a boarding school in London. Can she focus on her life when memories of the island and her brother continuously haunt her? Sometimes things are not meant to stay behind in the past.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,987 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
Zach's Way of Things CMH in Zach's POV by DemiSpy reviews
CMH in Zach's POV... What was going through his mind? What we see in CMH is his mask... I wanna see under it. First Fic! R&R! Zammie will be mostly Zach's thoughts. I go straight by the book. Complete Jul.13.11 Edited version posted 8.11.11.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,485 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
You're A Jerk by XOlovelyladybugXO reviews
**COMPLETE** His motto was: Just like the new iPod, just touch and turn her on. How many girls did that work for? *Sexual Situations. You've been warned*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,674 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
my hunger games by Oobay reviews
what if my friends family and i were in the hunger games world? what if instead of katniss and peeta in me and some other kid were? all other book tributes are still in!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,556 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Haymitch A., Other tributes
Her Eyes (OLD) by WrittenAnonymous reviews
She shoved me against the wall, her hands grasping desperately at my shirt. "Rose," I said hoarsely, "we can't...I won't do this to you-" But it was too late; her lips crushed to mine and my words were cut off. It took me a moment to react. But I did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,439 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Island Gal by insane missing nin reviews
this is about a girl who gets stuck on the island set in modern times forgive me and likes someone ill spoil it Jack/oc
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Jack M.
Back on Back by Human Person 'I think reviews
Percy & Annabeth go back to camp and must compete for a prophesy which may possibly 'emit a strong demise' to Dionysus' discontent. But Gods will do anything if betting is involved. Set after BOTL. Percabeth is like the real story, less fat than FF fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,247 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Nowhere to Run on an Island by watchmego21 reviews
Valerie was going to her new school an all boy's school when the plane crashed. She's starting to get to know some of her classmates, but will she really wish that she had? How far are they willing to go for love or what they think is love?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011
Bound to be free by 4SnowWolf reviews
One of them wants to get married, the other one would prefer to avoid it. Though they might have less choice than they expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,926 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Long Time Travelling Away From Home by littlelindentree reviews
Proverbs 16:18 - "Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall." Mattie has one version of events. LaBoeuf has quite another. Mattie/LaBoeuf fix fic.
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
Pull On Your Heart Strings by finally-alive reviews
"He's kind of cute, don't you think?" "Yeah, I guess, if you put a paper bag over his head and cut off his air supply" / Zach Goode stole hearts with the snap of his fingers, Cammie Morgan did not give in that easily. AU, OoC; :zammie:
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,840 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Beach house by Miharu Endou reviews
In front of his doorstep, Narumi found a machine that determines what job is compatible for you. Being the fun guy that he is, he decides to use it on his students. Some got what they wanted, and some, well, some just thought this idea was plain stupid.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Dreamwalking by Soozie Quixotic reviews
World-walking in her sleep lands Adriane in a very awkward situation. Zach isn't sure how to deal with this. Adriane/Zach. One-shot.
Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2011 - [Adriane C., Zach] - Complete
Forbidden Bond by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Hermione see's Fred fall during the Battle of Hogwarts but manages to save him using a forbidden Spell. The affects of the spell are unexpected, and complicated. Add ministry enforced weddings and you get one crazy year. My spin on the Marriage Law fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 76,040 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
More Dangerous Than A Shotgun by sunrise over boston reviews
Five times in his life that Romano realized he was head over heels for America, then one time she realized it too. RomanoxFem!America. Rated for Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, America - Complete
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Never Asked for This by IWasDroppedOnMyHeadAsABaby reviews
Jaycee is the single girl on the island. She will find love, but most of all hate. How will she cope with her problems as her worst nightmare comes true? Other chapters are better than the first. Please Read and Review
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,445 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Lord of the Flies: Savage Beasts by ArqanesQueen reviews
FINISHED! When the only girl who survives the wreckage becomes stranded on the island with a bunch of boys, she becomes determined to show them she can fend for herself. But constant mishaps lead to a blossoming relationship and one very jealous person.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,686 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Leave Out All the Rest by xXBeckyFoo reviews
The Golden Trio has lived through their time at Hogwarts. Now it's time for their kids to make memories of their own, to live their own adventures of survival, of friendship, of family, and, of course, of love. And Hogwarts will be the place where they discover who they really are and what they truly want. Even if they have to suffer to figure it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 151,182 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
What Have I Done? by Rachel Mantegna reviews
A poem by Leah about Sam leaving her for Emily, with an unexpected twist at the end.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Leah - Complete
The Guide To Getting and Keeping The Girl by Heartbroken Confession reviews
Hyuuga Natsume being able to get THE girl unassisted is like the cat who suckled that monkey. It's just against nature. And then, Nogi Ruka getting THE girl without losing several body parts is a complete Ron Stoppable. "Screw you, Mochi." NxM RxH
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Natsume H. - Complete
Bitter Sweet Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
Marriage Law Fic: The War is over! The Golden Trio all return for their seventh year, but there’s a surprise in store! They have to get married before the year ends! Will Hermione and Draco end up killing each other!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,725 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The World From My Porch by Linxcat reviews
Dill has returned to Maycomb after nine years. Scout already has someone chasing her. Will she choose Dill, her childhood love, who still makes her go weak at the knees, and move to New York, or will she choose her dashing, rich, suitor?
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
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Goodbye My Lovelies reviews
As promised, my goodbye one-shot to you lovely people of FanFiction. It heavily involves Erin from Teenagers and Going Under, so I suggest you read those first. If you have, this is for you! Please read!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Roger, OC - Complete
Going Under reviews
"Smile for the camera." Don't let them see what you hide. "Smile for the camera" and play the happy couple, it will all get better in time. "Just smile," don't let them see that you're broken inside. I can't face this pain inside, but I'll just grin and bear it. Grin nice and big, "Smile pretty for the camera Erin." Sequel to Teenagers.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Roger - Complete
Little Children reviews
"Didn't any of them understand? Ralph had to be taken care of, the sooner the better. They would see. Come tomorrow, every nuisance will have been eradicated." Freaky little drabbley-one shot about Roger in honor of Halloween.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Ralph, Roger, Robert, Henry - Complete
My Sunshine reviews
"You'll never know dear how much I love you." The pain in his chest had become unbearable, but he had to keep singing for Alfred. He squeezed his chest over his heart and pushed his tears away with the heel of his hand. "Please don't take my sunshine away." England pays one last visit to his little brother. One shot, character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Pretty People reviews
Romano has this little issue with pretty people. He really doesn't like them. So of course, because the world hates him, he has the misfortune of being the first person that chatty new nation sees at her first meeting. Bad summary, cute story. Mild RomanoxFem!America if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, America - Complete
An Edited History of Rome reviews
In which England CAN get knocked up, Germania is a BAMF, and in just about every chapter Prussia's actions will result in pregnancy or America will be scarred for life. Complete and utter crack with just a dash of history thrown in there for kicks. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, America
Patriotism reviews
WARNING: What you're about to read is the classified tale of one agent's mission to help her nation against the newly reformed Axis Powers. Read as she faces romance in dusty attics, overrated sports cars, and the enemies of the country she loves at the dawn of World War Three. Can you believe it all started with a trip to the bathroom? Rated T because Eliza can't censor herself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Amazing 100 OneShot Gauntlet! reviews
With this account and computer, I bring you the gauntlet of one shot awesomeness, with everything from angst to humor! Suggestions and criticism are welcome! T for language and because I'm paranoid. WARNING this does not contain slash.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,241 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012
The Day After reviews
Between her brother's stick-in-the-mud girlfriend and her step-brother Francis always trying to get in her pants, Lovina Vargas has some pretty great reasons to hate Valentine's Day. But just because she resents the Halmark holiday doesn't mean a certain drunk can't make the next day a little better for her. Fem!Romano/Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Safe and Sound reviews
HetaOni one-shot. "Romano could hear his brother's thoughts, feel his fear, his pain. He knew his baby brother was dying and that there was nothing he could do to save him." Italy is afraid to die and his brother and grandfather aren't there to protect him. However, America and Romano still have a strange way of comforting the frightened country.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Teenagers reviews
Erin FitzGerald had one fatal flaw: her fear of kids her age. So the last thing she needed was to get stuck on an island full of teenagers and one lunatic with his eye on her. And not in a good way. Romance including one of our favorite loveable losers! COMPLETE!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 78,587 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Simon, Roger - Complete
Living Rogue reviews
She's found her answers, fixed her relationships and moved on from the past. But her past isn't ready to go down without a fight. The grown up Mikkie Goode still has to face tantrums, a random roommate, and the ex-boyfriends of doom! Oh, and not to mention that a little girl with a past no one but Mikkie and Austin remember. 3rd Mikkie story
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,030 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012
I Can't Live Without You reviews
She was going to make damn sure he made it out. He'd never considered dying, but saving her made it seem worth it. Two best friends are being sent to the first Hunger Games, and they'll do anything to make sure the other one wins. Even die for them.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Death Valley Queens reviews
Take one plane. Fill it with children. Then crash the plane and strand the survivors on a deserted island. Beat some kids and crack some skulls, then mix in a sweetheart, some jerks, an anarchist, and a power hungry skank, and you've got yourself a recipe for disaster. Just how long will the calm last before the storm? OC/Roger OC/Simon, and one OC/everyone
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Jack M., Roger
Best Friends Until Tomorrow reviews
The Hunger Games with a twist. To add insult to injury, the tributes of the first hunger games were 15 and 16 year olds who'd known each other their whole lives before being separated into different districts. Will they stay strong and band together, or will their own stubbornness and anger lead to bloodshed? Collaboration with mchammer4 and our friend Stephanie
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Other tributes
His Sleeping Beauty reviews
Roger McAllistor: The boy people talked about in hushed, fearful tones, the boy you crossed the street to avoid. After all, he was the sadistic sociopath, the crazy boy. But one girl saw more. Girl on the island fic, as usual. Please read and review! COMPLETE!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,606 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Roger - Complete
Tragically Beautiful reviews
Molly Flaherty was the ideal daughter, always doing what was expected of her, along with being beautiful, so beautiful, too beautiful. And she loved him, but all he wanted to do was play with her affections. Her heart was an easily fixed game, breaking and healing all the time, until he got sick of playing. One sided Roger/OC
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Roger - Complete
Here Goes Everything reviews
My life shouldn't be like this. I wasn't meant for danger or adventure. Yet here I am, on the run with some boy I hardly know and his sister, my only hope for survival. Should I trust them? No, probably not. Do I trust them anyway? Oh yea. Original story!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012
That Was Then reviews
Sequel to Finding Answers. Mikkie and her friends are back after four years. Life is good for these spies in training. But can the rise of an old enemy and an extremely jealous friend ruin things for Mikkie Goode?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,541 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
The Unnamed Tale of Alaina Peters reviews
Five missing Protectors, two obscure societies, and one boy that can't be trusted. What does this all mean? Well to 16 year old Alaina Peters, it means it's time for some serious butt whooping. Now if she could only infiltrate the city of her enemies...
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011
Taken reviews
This is a possible sequel to Fate of the Boys. Leah and Jack are grown up and happy. Roger doesn't like it. At all. Some things have gotta change, What will they do when their youngest daughter is kidnapped by the menace from the dark days of their past?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Jack M.
Legendary Rivals reviews
Alexander, the King of thieves, and Jack, a pirate lord, hate each other. What happens when Alexander and Jack both make it onto the wrong person's bad side? Can they work together to save themselves? And how will Alexander's deepest secret change things?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Jack M., Simon
Routines reviews
Here's the deal. Ally's a drama queen and Tony's mega clingy girlfriend. Tony's my goofball neighbor and one of my best friends. And me, I'm just their awkward turtle friend Ari. Just a story I wrote for writer's block, I might make it full-length MIGHT
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
Scary Stories reviews
Jack is in charge of putting the littluns to sleep. That says it all, really. Happy Halloween LOTF fans! R&R
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Percival, Jack M. - Complete
Neverland reviews
Jack gets sent off to an insane asylum where he befriends Lizzie Monroe. What happens when he learns the identity of her older brother? And what happens when Roger tells her Jack's one secret? Will their friendship survive? Possible JAZZIE and/or Jizzie!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,498 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Jack M., Roger - Complete
Image reviews
After a fight on the playground starts a rivalry with the wrong person, Alexa and Joe Johnson are kidnapped and sent to another world! Can they save that world and get back to Earth before its too late? Will they even want to leave? Original story!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Complete
Finding Answers reviews
Zach, Cammie, Bex, Grant, Macey, Nick, Liz and Jonas are all grown up and married. What happens when their gifted children don't know the truth about who they are? What happens when they want to know the truth? Rated T for Mikkie's potty mouth.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,025 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
Love Story reviews
Just a cute little one shot about Jack and Leah that I thought of. If you haven't read The Fate of the Boys, you shouldn't read this until you do.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Jack M. - Complete
The Fate of the Boys reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if there was a girl on the island? 16 year old Leah is,and she'll do anything to save the boys from themselves.But will her efforts be enough? Roger's a power-crazed maniac, Piggy and Simon might live. Ralph/OC/Jack COMPLETE!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,830 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Jack M. - Complete
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