Alaina
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Joined 10-17-02, id: 281785
Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
I've decided that my bio desperately needs to be redone. So here it goes.

My name's Alaina, and I have a problem. I'm very ILL. Are you ILL as well? Then join ILL! I'd give you the link, except it won't work...

I live in Canada. I'm going to be a star! Yes, a movie star. No, I do not want to be a burning ball of gas. But really, my goal in life is to be an actress.

I love Pirates of the Caribbean and the Lord of the Rings-the books, and especially the twins.

Okay. Well. Why Leggy Doesn't Smile has been reposted! Finally. There's a lot of crap going on around here right now, but I'm hoping to start posting more. Please review! I love you all.

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In His Stead by IceAngel7 reviews
"Do you wish then that our places had been exchanged?" Faramir and his companions' journey from Imladris draws near to its end in the City of Kings. Completed July 2012.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 145,424 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2002 - Faramir, Legolas - Complete
Swept Away by CocoBeans reviews
Same ploy: Girl dropped into ME, meets Legolas, blah, blah, blah, but one problem: she's in the first hundred years of the Third Age. But will she be stuck in her Pj's forever? Will the Dwarves come kill her? And will Haldir go insane because of her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,075 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Haldir, Legolas
A Simple Change of Heart by Evereven reviews
A scouting party from Imladris stumbles upon an Orc raid in progress. The story of Elladan and Elrohir in their fight to keep the only survivor alive. Warning: Strong R rating - Violence and fairly graphic rape. AU Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,360 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
Could you even consider this a fanfic? by pagman reviews
This may be the most random story ever written by man. Pay no attention to it.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Wish Me Joy by ak-stinger reviews
MPREG, slash. When Aragorn dutifully marries Arwen, Legolas vanishes with a secret. What will happen when he comes back 5 years later? AL, AA, LEomer later. Longer summary inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,142 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Legolas
Napoleon's Battle Plan by iboneki reviews
Much to Ecklie's dismay, the Graveyard Shift opens its annual can of whoopass in CSI softball. TeamFic. ‘Requital’ add on, but works fine as a stand alone
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Nick S., Gil G. - Complete
Black Ties are Better on the Floor by singingstarryknights reviews
Sara and Greg must attend a convention in Wichita, Kansas for CSI mentoring pairs. Number 7 in the Ducks in a Row Series.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
Animal by Countess Plays-In-The-Rain reviews
Ralph begs for his life and is spared. Three years after his capture, Ralph feels his humanity slipping away and wonders if he made the right decision. JackRalph
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,642 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 7/19/2004
Forbidden Gods by Writing Muse reviews
The war is over.Agamemnon,Achilles and Menalaus still live to see Paris in chains.Under the eye of Achilles, Paris' beauty and Achilles' wild spirit invoke an erotic love between the two.Not knowing what Agamemnon will use Paris as in his dirty plans.AXP!
Troy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,585 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Paris, Achilles - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Wind's Eye by Aithne reviews
Sequel to "The Winds of Change". With Jack and Will accused of Norrington's death and not a shred of evidence to prove them innocent, it is up to friends, new and old, to save their lives. That is, if those friends can avoid turning against each other.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,850 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004
Embarrassing Aragorn by Snuffles2 reviews
Legolas decides to tell the Fellowship a story of Aragorn as a child, much to the Ranger's dismay. Competely rewritten! Please read it again, it's a lot better than last time. Het lovers, it's NON-SLASH! Updated as of 9-17
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Memoir by shoneaugen reviews
Aragorn had a life before LOTR - this was it. [bookverse]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,159 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Aragorn
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Winds of Change by Aithne reviews
Will's life is hanging by a thread. Elizabeth is violently ill. Barbossa and his motley crew are back along with the curse. Millions of souls could be damned. That leaves Captain Jack Sparrow to save the day...if he can manage to stay alive.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,469 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003
Hell and High Water by quicklime reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow is seemingly untouched by time...which doesn't -really- make a love affair with Will Turner's daughter appropriate...but it's a delight nonetheless, as long as her parents don't find out and her lover doesn't drink himself to death (R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003
Revenge of the Straight Elf by Lady Emerald Star reviews
Legolas is sick of being considered gay especially with Aragorn and is planning revenge! THE END IS HERE! FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,606 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Cold Steel by JediKnightBalthasar reviews
Legolas loves the flame, and when he looks deep into it, that is all that can soothe his soul. But when that isn't enough, Legolas finds himself a masochist, taking a dagger to his flesh--and even that won't be enough for long...*Note to flamers in Ch. 4*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,323 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Legolas
Lost Excerpt of the Red Book by surrethereal reviews
Chapter 280: Of the Eldar. What happened to the remaining remnants of the Elves on Middleearth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Complete
To Hesitate by gelfling reviews
Aragorn Legolas slash with severe sexual tension, begining from the end of FotR and into Gondor in Return of the King. Some spoilers, lime added. Realistic, non-fluff, introspective. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,018 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 1/4/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Master in Deceiving by Yours Truly reviews
Legolas kept a secret in Moria that he believes led to the downfall of Gandalf. As he struggles to handle his guilt, Legolas' role in the fellowship becomes a weak link that might endanger the whole quest. (Unfinished)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,978 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/16/2003 - Published: 5/20/2002 - Legolas
Black and White by Zoya reviews
Watching his sons grow, Elrond realises they aren't the same at all - the differences are easily visible behind the identical expressions on each face. Hence the comparison 'black' and 'white'. Main characters : Elrond, Celebrían, Glorfindel and the twin
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 5/7/2003 - Elrond
Bait for the heir of Gondor by YukitoK reviews
not l/a slash AT ALL! Pip and Legolas are taken capture by Saruman. Takes place durring Two towers. Some mild Legolas torture. Saruman is trying to lure Aragorn to him, hence the title. But again not a L/A buy you can take it that way if you want
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
Distorted Reality by Minka and Yours Truly reviews
When Elladan is killed in battle, Elrohir refuses to let go and even Aragorn, Legolas and Elrond can not convince him of the brutal truth... Yet as time progresses, the damage brought on by this denial might be more than any of them can take.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2003 - Published: 11/8/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
How I Spent My Summer Vacation by Claudi007 reviews
Elladan's Summer in Rivendell. Legolas shows up, Glorfindel and Erestor get all weird, and zaniness ensues. Now complete. Followed by "Home for the Holidays".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Complete
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Move Over Broadway reviews
Some things aren't what you expect, and some things don't have the first thing in common.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 10/16/2005
The Joys of the Modern World reviews
Set today, the elves are back on earth. And Legolas and Glorfindel discover the joys of... fanfiction? Chapter 15
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,337 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 8/27/2003
Where'd the Plotline Go? reviews
This started out as a sentence-by-sentence story at a sleepover while waiting for breakfast. Obviously it's developed a bit since then, but we thought we'd post it anyway. yeah huh! Enjoy and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 2/21/2003
Why Leggy Doesn't Smile reviews
Ever wonder why Legolas doesn't smile once throughout Lord of the Rings (FotR, NOT the extended version)? This is why. Reposted, with a higher rating. Please, if you still think it's too low, let me know.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004
Ellarohir reviews
If I told you one day I suddenly heard these two voices in my head you'd think I was mad..." But what if I wasn't so mad, what if there were elves fresh from Valinor in my head?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 12/28/2003
And the Worlds Came Crumbling Down reviews
What if everything you thought was real wasn't? And everything you thought was a story, existed in another world.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003
But I'm a Dude, Dude! reviews
What happens when a typical moronic, macho, homophobic guy ends up stuck in the body of a beautiful Mary Sue? Read and find out...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 8/26/2003
Don't Look Back reviews
Some things were just not meant to be. (WE-sorta)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2003
Unseen, Unknown reviews
Chapter 3 now up! Your atypical poor-ickle-leggy-weggy-is-abused story but with a slight twist. Legolas isn't the one being abused.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 6/26/2003
Starring Laina! reviews
What havoc will Laina wreck on poor middle earth! COMPLETED Review. You know you want to. My first fic, which would be why the beginning is awful. May or may not repost eventually. Check author's page for sequel! (I promise it will be better.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,868 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Complete