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Joined 04-02-11, id: 2818137, Profile Updated: 11-27-12
Author has written 6 stories for Glee.

Hello world! Finally decided to add some info to my profile.

Personal info:

My name is Alexandra, I'm 26 and I live in Belarus, a tiny lameass country in the butt... I mean, the heart of Europe, currently in a state of a really bad economical crisis. Isn't that a fun place to live in.

I graduated from a linguistic university, where I majored in English. I am not a native speaker, so I'm always concerned about my English level.

Fanfiction info:

I used to read quite a lot of fanfiction (in both Russian and English) and write some (in Russian) in my teens, but then "overate" at some point and got sick of it. Sounds harsh, but that's the truth.

I used to be a big Glee fan. Among many other things, but Glee was the first reason I started reading fanfiction again, and then writing again. I was a devoted shipper of Glee's Kurt and Blaine, those boys had made me very happy. Until the writers decided that enough's enough, and broke it all. The bastards.

Then, the Avengers came into my life. After Glee, it was like getting out of a kiddy pool and jumping into a crazy river. My mind was blown, and still is being blown on a regular basis. Sleepless nights of going through chapter after chapter of amazing Stony pre-slash.

Because yeah. I am a sucker for the "opposites attract" rule, so for me, Steve and Tony are perfection. It's been a rather obsessive four months, and I can't seem to tire of their bickering, and arguing, and bonding, and being friends, and falling in love.

Unfortunately (for me, doubtfully so for anybody else), I seem to have read too much too great Stony fanficton, my standards are so high that I can't write any of my own. I barely get through a page or two before I scrap it. I myself am sort of curious about whether I will manage to kick myself out of this absurd "I'm not good enough" fixation. Time will tell.))

I have two very strict rules when it comes to fanfiction, and I wish more people shared them:

1) No perversions. Teen sex, rape, violence, physical and emotional abuse, etc. These things are bad. It's very simple: people write and read kinky stuff about things that they personally are attracted to. Suppressed dark desires, all that. Being sexually excited by bad things is wrong and should not be relished - it should be treated medically.

2) No real person fanfiction. I am strongly against RPF, because I believe that it's completely disrespectful; unlike fictional characters, the actors, musicians and others are people with real lives and feelings. I could go on about the reasons for a good hour. People who call themselves fans and love their idols should value and respect them and their life choices, not manically project erotic fantasies on them.

Do I report RPF? You bet I do. Why? Read above. This website prohibits RPF and I support that.

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Klexting by It'sNotUnusual reviews
Text conversations between Kurt and Blaine. Supposed to be funny, hopefully it comes off that way. :/ Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 58,894 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
You could be earning up to 1000 dollars a day! by God of Laundry Baskets reviews
Steve gets an email about some undisclosed funds. He suspects there might be a mistake so he emails Tony.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
To Make Love A Prisoner of The Mundane by Heart Torn Out reviews
Tony hurts his leg doing science. He can't walk for two straight months. The Avengers try to keep him company. Emphasis on try. Pain in the neck Tony ensues. Steve/Tony, with Clint/Phil very briefly.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
They Hear We Got Swagger by Inthefire reviews
Natasha is incredible, and Steve is hunky, but Tony always goes back to Pepper. Even after wild drunken Avengers nights.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Hero by Laree England reviews
Steve Rogers is trying to get Tony Stark to admit that he really is a hero, but Tony isn't too yeilding. Sucky summary, I know, please R&R! For brotherly love. Rated for Tony's colorful language.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Aftermath by Chloe Winchester reviews
Tag to Prom Queen. Prom was rough on Kurt, and Blaine does his best to make it better. Klaine! BlainePOV and KurtPOV. Fluff and sexiness and even some Angry!Burt thrown in.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Three Coffees and Some Bad Poetry by the darkness revealed reviews
SPOILERS. The Warblers encounter a problem with their star Warbler after Kurt goes back to McKinley. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Just a little warning by ChuckNorrisLeftFist reviews
EVERYBODY gives Blaine the "if you hurt him" talk. Everybody. Rated K for threats of hobbit mutilation.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Public Admissions by Aeria reviews
SPOILERS BE HERE. Combines the newly released song with a certain set picture, details once you click. Klaine fluffy romance oneshot. Singing and swooning etc.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Message Miscommunication by FoxGlade reviews
"Hello! You've reached Kurt Hummel's answering machine. I'm probably too busy being fabulous to answer, but leave a message and I'll get back to you!" BEEP. How Blaine found out Kurt was coming to Dalton through voicemail messages.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Risk by Aeria reviews
Kurt and Blaine, together a week, have their first fight, their first reconciliation and learn quite a bit in the process. My take on how to tie up the sexy storyline properly. Fluffy, sweet, with a dash of heat and angst. Now with a second installment.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Talk, Sue Sylvester Style by ChuckNorrisLeftFist reviews
Silly brief fluff. Sue Sylvester has her own kind of safe sex talk with Blaine. He finds out what happens if he ever hurts Porcelain. Kurt is amused. Blaine is traumatized. Sue is satisfied. K cuz some of her references are to body parts.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Sue S., Blaine A. - Complete
Present and in working condition by ChuckNorrisLeftFist reviews
Updated: Sue "kidnaps" Kurt by taking him to the mall and promising she'll let him tutor her on facial products until Blaine captures a lion for her. The Labors of Hercules as Labors of Blaine and Kurt. Pure absolute fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
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What Has Been Seen reviews
Heart episode: conversation between Kurt and Karofsky through the eyes of someone else. It could have happened, you know.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Very Glee Chatroom reviews
Kurt welcomes Blaine in the ND kids' chatroom. Blaine just wanted to remind Kurt about their plans... how will Kurt's friends react? More chapters planned to extend the discussion. And now! *drum-roll* The long-anticipated finale! Ta-daaaam!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Blaine It on the Alcohol reviews
Future!song!fic. First shot at both, so reviews would be nice and useful. The rest is as the title suggests. Sorry for the overdramatic beginning. Uh. Yeah.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Shortage of Blaine reviews
It seems like the world's got a problem with Blaine's being short. Or not? Oversized drabble. Re-uploaded, sorry! Just our boys being overdramatic and adorable.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Ruined Outfit reviews
Title pretty self-explanatory. Kurt comes to visit, but a sudden rain might threaten his plans. No plot, no rating, no sense whatsoever. First attempt at drabbling.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Just As Planned reviews
A little idea about what it would be like if the whole "Kurt's transfer to Dalton" deal was someone's scheme... Smallish/weirdish, 1st fanfiction in English, please be kind to review. I don't own anyone ...unfortunately.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete