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Joined 04-02-11, id: 2818191, Profile Updated: 05-10-13
Author has written 3 stories for Eragon, Ouran High School Host Club, and Robin Hood BBC.

So, hello! A little about myself: I am eighteen and sort of into writing. I have like a billion stories saved on my computer and all of them are not done. Lol. I have a problem, see, where I watch a new series or a movie and then I start to write something about it and then I get sidetracked and never finish them. Either that or I'm just stuck and life happens that I completely forget about them! Whatever the reason, you should all know that I will probably (actually, it's a complete given!) never finish any of the stories I have on my profile. There's just too many things to do in this season of my life that I have no time to be alone and get down to this writing business. But, more than anything though, I wish to finish these stories, and perhaps I will in (hopefully) the not too distant future. Anywho, hope y'all at least like what I have in my tiny little library of stories :) I hope to continue writing soon...once I'm graduated and I can begin my life!!

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow.

I hear voices and they don’t like you.

Smile: it confuses the enemy.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Kinda hard not to be the smart ass when you’re talking to dumb-asses all the time.

You look familiar. Have I threatened you before?

Huh. Sanity. What would I do with something as useless as that? Lucky for me, I never had any such thing.

Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied history are doomed to know it’s stronger.

I’m only afraid of knives when you’re holding them.

I’m too tired to tell the truth.

I’m up, I’m dressed; what more do you want?

Instant Human: Just add coffee.

I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard; become evil.

Las night, as I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky, I wondered, “Where the heck is my ceiling?”

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Of course violence isn’t the answer. The question is ‘violence’, and the answer is ‘yes’!

Tell me your sob story…I need a good laugh.

That which doesn’t kill you…will probably try again.

Sometimes it’s not a good idea to question your friend. Just help them dump the body in the river and walk away.

I SWEAR TO DRUNK I AM NOT GOD!

You say ‘weird’ like it’s a bad thing.

I’m sorry; they had to remove a part of my soul to make room for more sarcasm.

What drugs are you on? And can I have some?

You’re just jealous because the voices talk to me and not you.

Just smile and wave.

Don’t tick me off; I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.

Never knock on Death’s door…ring the doorbell and then run away…he hates that.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It is to be thrown, with great force.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

Always forgive your enemies…nothing annoys them more.

I want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Chaos, panic, and disorder. I see my work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of Death! Maybe not laugh, more like snicker… A quiet snicker, and I wouldn’t do it directly in Death’s face so, it’s more like a quiet snicker behind Death’s back.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, “Storms suck!”

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

I’m too tired to slap you. Bash your head against my hand instead.

“You’re a freak!”

“You noticed? What was your first clue?”

You say baby pink, I say blood red. You say Hannah Montana, I say Three Days Grace. You say High School Musical, I say Naruto. You say rap, I say rock. You say I’m weird, I say ‘Yes I am!’

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What's Your Talent? by Codry'n reviews
You know that a person must have had it rough when their name resembles that of a dessert. This is how two people, who have two inconvenient conditions, form a bond that might just help them make the biggest realization of their lives.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 2/2 - Ned, OC
Lucile Conte - Lycanthrope by OhHeyJackTheRipper reviews
Lucile Conte was just one peculiarity in the menagerie kept in the Phantomhive household. She was spy, bodyguard and guard dog to Ciel, and also a favourite plaything of Sebastian. And then 'that night' changed everything...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,779 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sebastian M., Ciel P., OC, Undertaker
In Desperate Need of Adventure by Kimberlea reviews
Veyra is one of Bilbo's Tookish cousins. After the passing of her Hobbit mother and not knowing her father's identity, the lure of adventure had been calling to her and now is her chance as a rowdy troop of Dwarves descend upon Bag End. Kili/OC/Legolas Triangle!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,862 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Legolas, Kili, OC
Come With Me Now by TodayIsTuesdayToo reviews
Four months after the disastrous escape from Kingston's prison, Edward has fallen into dark, drunken pit of despair. When he receives a cryptic letter from Tulum, however, he is spurred out of his self-destructive depression and into hope. A Kiddway songfic, because I'm dysfunctionally hung up on this pairing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,167 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Edward K., Mary R.]
Terrestrial Constellations by NightOwl360 reviews
For Jane and Darcy bringing Thor back to Earth is only the beginning of the adventure. Relationships are never easy, the past is always just a step behind, and sometimes the people we know best have the biggest secrets. Thor/Jane, Darcy/Fandral.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,169 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Thor, Jane F.
The OHC by The Obsidian Angel reviews
A darker more corrupt Ouran High. The same characters. Plus drugs, sex, alcohol, scandal, and pairings galore. Who can stay clean amongst the chaos? NEW CHAPTER: Tamaki and Kyouya meet up to talk out their issues, but actions speak louder than words. Especially where Mommy and Daddy are concerned.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,308 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
With All Vice Tainted by KeeperoftheNine reviews
Alex, an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D is assigned to Asgard to keep an eye on the punishment of the war criminal Loki. Unfortunately, all it takes is one night for her to be compromised but it will take much longer for her to deal with the ramifications. Rated M for adult and at time dark themes and a morally ambiguous OC. Contains explicit content. Epilogue contains Thor 2 Spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 74,590 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Loki, OC - Complete
Ballad for the Saints and Sinners by The Queen of Asgard reviews
Whispers and rumors of the Frost Giant's return force Asgard's hand and Loki is the pawn. His bride to be? A foul mouth, hot tempered Midgardian named Zoe. However, Zoe's got some secrets that might hold the key to saving our world and theirs. In the midsts of an oncoming storm, with no rock to cling to, she might just be the saint...or the sinner...S.H.I.E.L.D needs. HIATUS!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,196 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 6/7/2012 - [Loki, OC]
Hardest of Hearts by BlaqkHysteria reviews
Takes place before season 1. The story follows Jim and his (difficult) relationship with an OC, and eventually turns into a bloodbath, of course. Rated M for Moriarty ( lots of kinky sex in later chapters).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,132 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - J. Moriarty
Kitten is Angry by ChellyBellyBeanBag reviews
"The Phantomhive Manor can be a dangerous place...even for halfbreeds like you."..."Is that a threat Mister Michaelis?"..."Time will tell little one." REVISION COMPLETED MY MUFFINS! Please point out any mistakes!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,115 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sebastian M.
The Family I Always Wanted by LaPirataAna reviews
Sequel to Fiery Tempers Icy Hearts. Loki has been revealed as the father and although they couldn't be more relieved, they have no idea where to start! With their worries about the unique pregnancy and the threat of the Other still looming heavily over them, Loki, Echo, and the Avengers are in for quite a different adventure than they're used to. (Summaries: not my forte, hehe.)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,952 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Loki
The Thing by Becisvolatile reviews
When Jane had come to Darcy begging for her support and company while she attended 'this thing with Thor' Darcy had been slow to agree. Because 'this thing with Thor' was, in fact, a Thing. A gathering of of the big players of the nine realms (well, the peaceable ones) in Asgard... Oh, and one indolent God with a 'thing' for buxom wenches. Tasertricks.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,393 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Darcy L., Loki
The Flower and The Asgardian Prince by Katie Van Helsing reviews
A/U (Kind of) Loki, Avengers, OC. A young woman shopping for a dress for a wedding gets an unexpected visitor. And we all know what happens when Loki finds something he likes. ((A/N: Work-in-progress, I am doing constant reviews of my chapters as my grammar can be kinda bad at times, but I hope you all enjoy)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,173 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Loki
Home Is Where the Heart Is by photogirl894 reviews
Airaním, a young Dwarf woman from the Blue Mountains, has been away for thirty years. Gandalf finds her and asks her to join the quest to take back Erebor. She accepts, knowing she'll be reunited with the Dwarf King who raised her, Thorin Oakenshield, and her two best friends, Fili and Kili. But for how long can she keep her past a secret? A Kili/OC story! **PART 2 NOW UP!**
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 165,410 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Kili, OC] Thorin, Fili - Complete
Brothers Love by Elven Kat reviews
Alivyan's relationship with Fili and Kili was a strange one. During the day, they were close friends, doing everything together and causing mischief. At night, they were fierce lovers, the two brothers sharing her between themselves. And none of them have any intention of stopping, even while on a quest to reclaim Erebor. Rated M for sexytimes
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,693 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Fili, Kili
Pains Of The Heart by QueenOfTheDiamondDogs reviews
Elaine of Corbenic is the daughter of King Pelles, who is the younger brother of King Uther. She goes missing and is found by one man, who she falls for but does he truly return his feelings? Lancelot/Elaine, Gwaine/Elaine, Arthur/Gwen, Lancelot/Gwen.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 167,509 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2010 - [Gwaine, OC] Lancelot - Complete
How to Train Your Norse God by skelton-elliot reviews
When Loki unexpectedly makes an entrance into her life, Darcy is suddenly swept up in the madness which is World-Domination. Will she keep Loki's secret and help him? Or try and prevent his seriously out of proportion family feud? Rated M for good measure
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,253 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Loki, Darcy L.
The Princess and the Hook by xonceinadream reviews
At the last second, Baelfire is pulled out of the portal, never going to the land without magic. And so, Princess Emma grows up with her parents. At the age of 18, after a fight with her parents, she runs to the dock, determined to have an adventure. Killian Jones fulfills her request, finding her adventurous spirit strikingly similar to the woman he's trying to avenge.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,233 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
A Girl, A Pie Maker and his Dog by TheWolfPack018 reviews
Ned/OC. Olivia is looking for a job and stumbles across a pie house looking for a waitress. She starts to develop feelings for the pie maker, and after one rainy day, he offers her a hand she can't refuse. Summary is bad.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Ned - Complete
To Be Like Him by NoleeMarieLacroix reviews
Years have passed since the day Rebecca's life changed. Now a recognized war hero, she has come home to face down her demons. The truth, once she hears it, sends her down the road of revenge with two possible outcomes: avenge her father or turn out like the man who murdered him.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,615 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Loki, Agent Phil Coulson
Screw Destiny by celticvampriss reviews
"There's no way I [kissed you] because I thought that…that you were…" She motioned toward him, the words like lead on her tongue. "That you were my…you and me…were…my…" Killian rolled his eyes. "True love, darling." "Shh!" Emma snapped. Set after events of 2x11. KillianxEmma. Humor/drama/Romance. My idea of them embracing their true love for each other. M for later chapters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,766 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Down The Rabbit Hole by ToryTigress92 reviews
She was a rising star within Starfleet, a successful first officer aboard the USS Hotspur, until London. Until the night she locked eyes with the terrorist who assassinated her commanding officer. Little did Commander Cassandra Mason comprehend the darkness just waiting to consume her, and everything she thought she believed, in the arms of the creature called Khan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,620 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - [John Harrison/Khan, OC] J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sail by BeatnikFreak reviews
The blue light has left his eyes but Loki struggles to know what was the Tesseract's madness, and what was him. As the God of Mischief searches for who he really is, who will be there to break his silence? Somewhat AU, Loki/Darcy. Post Avengers.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,852 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Loki, Darcy L.
Fiery Tempers & Icy Hearts by LaPirataAna reviews
Set two years after Avengers - Loki has redeemed himself & now lives and fights alongside the very team he had fought. They get a call about a troubled girl who can control fire, and Loki is immediately intrigued and eager to find out what dark secrets she holds. What they soon realize is how similar their stories are - will they be able to put trust into the other finally heal?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,808 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Loki - Complete
Half the Battle by KKetura reviews
Emma awakes to find herself kidnapped by one infuriating pirate captain on board the Jolly Roger, but despite his claims of vengeance, there may be more to Hook's actions than either one of them wants to admit.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,193 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Sherlock's Lullaby by Sandylee007 reviews
Sherlock is back from the dead and his relationship with John is developing. But it all comes to a brutal halt when John discovers that he's gravely ill. As time runs out John worries how Sherlock is going to survive without his blogger. SLASH JOHNLOCK ONESHOT CHARACTER DEATH
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Falling A Step Below by LoveWasOurs reviews
Beginning her first few days at a new school, Maya Ward can already feel a connection between herself and the student council president, who's supposedly on top of everything.
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,279 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Candy, Nathaniel - Complete
The Perfect Duet by Justine123 reviews
Jeff & Annie! Set partially after 2x09. This story has taken on a mind of its own and I'm loving every minute of it! I hope you enjoy it too! Update; 12/07/12 COMPLETED
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,069 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
A Rose For Sebastian by theblackbutlerdiva666 reviews
Sebastian Michaelis meets his match in a female demon. Note I do not own the Black Butler characters, they belong to Yana Toboso. I wrote the story in first person because part of my heart does belong to Sebastian. This story is book one in a series I am calling "The Meddling Goddesses". Basically Roman Goddesses decide to meddle in the lives of certain men from Black Butler.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sebastian M., OC - Complete
The Dead Faith by Rose202 reviews
Rin lost all hopes of being accepted long ago. The rebellious daughter of a prominent businessman, when Rin gets in trouble with the police, her parents send her to Ouran. Will Rin get more than she bargained for? Or will she find her other half? KyoyaxOC Angst, eventual romance, hurt-comfort, rated K
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,494 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Kyōya O.
The Full House by Emcee Frodis reviews
When Sherlock asked Molly to help him, she never thought she'd be given a more difficult task. Until what he asked for next. HUGE SPOILERS for Series Two.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,038 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
After the Fall by YokoshimaMitsukai88 reviews
Loki would never had guessed he'd make an alliance with a woman who would turn out being worth more than just an ally. Takes place after Thor and before Avengers. Loki/OC.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 109,413 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Loki - Complete
Last of a Kind by Rose202 reviews
An impossible love in dangerous times. Chaos is tearing Alagaesia apart, and it's up to the Varden and their Dragon Riders to stop it. But can Meralaena protect her friends, do her duty and fall in love with the wrong man all at the same time? Complete!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,257 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Murtagh - Complete
Mendacity by labyrinthinemelange reviews
Another Asgardian has fallen to Earth, leaving Jane hopeful of Thor's return. But her hopes are dashed when the visitor is revealed to be someone else entirely: Loki. In-character, canon excepting post-credits scene.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,468 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
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My Sisters' Keeper reviews
So, this is just a scene. It's nothing special right now, but I plan on starting from the beginning and continuing it. Mostly because Marian has a sister and I need to introduce her to you guys :D Better summary inside!
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Guy of Gisborne
Yes, No, Maybe reviews
Mallory Bradford, American born, has been sent off to Japan to meet her husband-to-be, fully knowing that this is all being done to elevate her father in the business world. But when she meets Kyouya Ootori, she starts to change her mind about him... Not! Better Summary inside at the end! OC and Kyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Kyōya O.
Revenge reviews
So, this story takes place when Eragon and everybody else that we know and love from the Books are older. And I added my own character into the mix. So yeah. It's based off the book because let's face it, the movie sucked.
Eragon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Murtagh, Eragon