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Joined 04-02-11, id: 2819058, Profile Updated: 07-22-14
Author has written 13 stories for Death Note, Dragon Ball Z, and Kingdom Hearts.

Name: N

Age: 22

I really fucking hate spiders. And cockroaches.


Some of my favorites:

HOMESTUCK! Because I don't know which category to put it under :)

Animes: Death Note, DBZ, Naruto, Kuroshitsuji, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, Another, etc.

TV: Supernatural, Teen Wolf, The Walking Dead, The Vampire Diaries, Gossip Girl, Revenge, American Horror Story.

Bands: Blood On The Dance Floor, The Spill Canvas, Sleeping With Sirens, Artist vs Poet, Jeffree Star, Skillet, The Agonist, Robots in Disguise, Townes Van Zandt, Miley Cyrus.

Characters: Deidara, Kakashi, Gaara, Sasori, Tobi (Naruto), Grell, Undertaker (Kuroshitsuji), Vegeta, Kid Trunks (DBZ), L, Near, Matt, Mello, Sidoh (Death Note), Shura, Amaimon (Ao No Exorcist), Kida, Shizuo (Durarara), Vriska, Meenah, Caliborn, John, Roxy, Jack Noir (Homestuck)

Colors: Blue and gray.

Animals: Cats. I have a brown spotted Bengal named Ben named after Ben Linus from Lost :P and he’s so cuddly :3 I put him in my story Two Of a Kind cos I love him so much –huggles Ben- annnd a new addition to the family! A sweet dark brown persian with a white Stalin mustache :3 His lovely name is Baby because I'm creative as fuck haha.

Author: Bret Easton Ellis.

Games: Pokemon Yellow and Crystal (I’m so old school)

Movies: Anything by the Coen Brothers and Charlie Kaufman :3 and Mean Girls. I have an undying love for horror films but I don’t have a favorite, but um…slashers make me giddy

I ship just about anything.

I love chocolate and piercings and tattoos and dyeing my hair


UPDATE:

So a lot of people have been sending me messages asking when I'm going to update so-and-so and if my stories have been discontinued. As much as I love your messages, I thought I'd clarify a few things.

Of Cats and Cake: Yes, I will continue it. I don't know when I'll have the next chapter finished becuase things have been so hectic lately in my personal life and its taken a toll on my writing. I don't think I have writer's block because I can't really write anything right now. Like at all. So...be patient :) It's coming.

12/04/11: Oh yay!!!!! I've finished about half

02/22/12: Almost 3 months later, updated :)

Two Of a Kind: Chapter 4 hasn't been started yet.

Coincidence: This update might take a while. The outline is finished but I haven't even started it :/ Sorry. I prioritize the stories with most reviews, as sad as that sounds.

02/22/12: This one is next I suppose, since I have REQUESTS.


Feel free to message me if you have any questions or whatever. Or just wanna talk. I'm pretty chill.

08/19/12: So like UGH, I had to change my user cos UGH. Yeah afraid some people will read my stuff, but whatever. Also sorry for not updating and stuff. School comes first.

12/16/12: Heeeey guys! I updated some things on my profile. No inspiration to write yet I'm afraid. But I'm moving soon so that should be exciting :)


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K by Dlvvanzor reviews
Young Light's parents are murdered and he's sent to Wammy's. For a while, he's thrilled- it's challenging AND he's meeting people like A and C! ...And L. Jerk. Then B shows up, and, well... stuff goes bad. Fast. With havoc as only B can wreak. LxL AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 79,586 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Light Y., L
Too Sexy For My Shirt by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Lovestories aren't written. They just happen because there's ground to let them happen. Or maybe because some changes are possible... Matt, homophobic, Mello, gay, and the ground's giving in under their feet...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 168,797 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Matt, Mello
500 Million in Debt by Rukazaya reviews
Shizuo x Izaya x Psyche x Tsugaru. Izaya buys Psyche at an auction. Later he buys Tsugaru as well. Psyche and Tsugaru only wishes to please his master, though Shizuo disapproves.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,990 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Tsugaru, Psyche
Domination by Android-2217 reviews
Domination: the condition of having control or power over people. Homosexual, cannibalistic, paranoid schizophrenic demi-Saiyan entangled in the Italian Mafia... Who could ask for anything more? *Extremely dark; YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,210 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Trunks, Goten
Sex Ed by animallvr682 reviews
Mello is shocked when near asks him some unexpected questions. Instead of answering them all, Mello decides the easiest thing to do would be to show him. Mello X Near Please Review after reading. LEMON WARNING! Some pain, blood, injury, angst, romance.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,002 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Mello, Near
Teenage Sensation by funga-fu-fu reviews
Spiral Down 6: After Shizuo's battle with Izaya in episode three, he notices Kida and starts chasing after him... An year after the events in the anime, Masaomi finds it himself to give Izaya another chance; Shizuo/Izaya/Kida
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,622 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Masaomi K., Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
No Heroes Allowed by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Siam was just a normal young whore in Bloodstone. Hateful of everyone and the world around him. Until the Hero came to town. He finally opened up to the last person he ever expected. MaleXMale. Fable2. In the world of Albion. Doesn't follow the Fable storyline exactly. HeroXOC. Rated T to be safe. Book cover made by Me.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 6,116 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Dying Message by Rukazaya reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo x Psyche. Izaya dies and Shizuo, unable to contain his guilt and sorrow, sacrifices everything he has to create Psyche, a robot made to look like and act like Izaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,731 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Psyche - Complete
Anonymous by Navigate Me reviews
Izaya and Shizuo have two major things in common: they both hate one another, and end up falling for an anonymous student they met over Raira's dating site. What'll happen when they find out who their anonymous really is? Slightly longer summary inside !
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,868 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Stay the Night With Me by Rukazaya reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Fluff. Izaya's Birthday Fanfic. Shizuo, in his pajamas, sees Izaya in his pajamas for the first time. Needless to say he wastes no time in molesting Izaya. Izaya is a bit of a prude and refuses to show skin. -ONE SHOT-
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Pillowcase by GrasperGroupie reviews
Mello drags Matt to a club, but the reward for Matt leaving the apartment makes the embarrassing journey more than worth it. M/M, lemon, yaoi, dirty talk, etc.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Crimson Heat by Rukazaya reviews
AU Shizaya. Shizuo has a kitty named Izaya. One night, kittyzaya is in heat! What will Shizuo do! Shizuo x Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,543 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 691 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
All The Wrong Reasons by MistressKiko reviews
AU - Shizuo gets much more than he bargained for when his temper kicks in and makes him the owner of a small jewelry box that is much more than it seems. Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,022 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Ink and Dagger by MistressKiko reviews
AU Oneshot. High school!Shizuo Older!Izaya. After losing a bet with Kida, Shizuo finds himself forced to get a fairy tattoo. Hey, at least the guy working at the tattoo parlor is freaking hot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Linger by MistressKiko reviews
AU - Shizuo is more than happy with a job as a bartender and Mairu Orihara as his girlfriend. Learning she has a brother, meeting that brother, and becoming incredibly attracted to that brother was not something he had thought possible OOC/1st DRRR fic
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,041 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
AM Static by owlpostagain reviews
Getting the summer internship as a talk show host on W104 was Roxas' dream come true. His new favorite caller is just an added bonus. Akuroku for Akuroku Day. Two-shot. extra cheesy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,500 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Homeless by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Adrian's an outsider. He doesn't really fit in anywhere. Then he meets Kiba, a homeless boy. They become friends but soon Adrian feels things he's never felt before... He's gay for Kiba! Now Adrian's whole Christian world comes crashing down. KibaXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,999 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Kiba I. - Complete
Hey, Mello by StrawberryMerry reviews
I know you're not really saying what everyone hears, because with every thrust of your hips, every burning kiss on my lips, and with every gentle touch to my body you tell me just how much you love him. And because I love you, asshole, I let you use me.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Storybook Symphony by Silver Simplicity reviews
L is a famous author living at a university that Light just happens to attend. When L saves Light from a hoard of girls and wants something in return, what will happen between them?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,788 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Ninja Pirates from the Planet Jupiter by Kantayra reviews
Why teaching a class of young, would-be ninjas is every teacher's nightmare. Dedicated to poor, long-suffering Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Want it Take it Love it Keep it by IHoldWithThoseWhoFavorFire.HM reviews
LxMello. L has always been a brat. If he wants it, he takes it, even when he knows its likely to get him into trouble. Warning: Slightly AU. Explicit sex between a minor and an adult in later chapters. Child abuse. If that isn't your thing, don't read.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,906 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Mello, L - Complete
Imperfect by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Deidara's the school nerd. Gaara's the school rebel. Deidara's crush on the redhead is huge and Gaara decides maybe it's time he takes notice to the quiet blonde. But Sasori isn't one to allow anyone near his blonde without a fight. GaaraXDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,655 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Gaara, Deidara - Complete
Ghost Of You by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Near watches his lover's death on TV but it doens't seem to affect him. Until he gets home to an empty house. Then the boy breaks. MattXNear. Songfic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
The Hyuuga Swap by uberneko-zero reviews
Naruto is in a brand new relationship with Hinata. But when he meets her cousin Neji, he finds himself inexplicably preoccupied with the dark haired boy, despite his prickly personality. AU yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,823 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Strong Heart by IceCamaro reviews
Trunks from the future pays a visit to his former self, realizing that the baby he left in his mother's arms is now nothing more than a corporate monster. MM
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,279 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Trunks, Goten
anything more by Rosalyn Angel reviews
[AxelRiku.] Sometimes at night, when Riku is weary, he takes comfort in Axel's waiting arms.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Riku, Axel - Complete
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Of Cats and Cake reviews
Ryuk convinces the shinigami King to turn Light into a cat so that he can infiltrate L. Only problem is…L hates cats.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,712 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Light Y., L
Coincidence reviews
Goten is a happy teenager. He has a family that adores him. But as new information comes to light, he finds himself unable to continue living with them. He moves into Capsule Corp, but will the pain subside or only fester and grow with time?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,243 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Goten, Trunks
Two Of a Kind reviews
Matt has an identical twin. They're after Mello, but who is who? Which one flirted shamelessly with him? Who is the evil twin? God help him because he just can't tell them apart.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Matt, Mello
Never Surrender reviews
His eyes though…it was like…they were the only thing that belonged to him anymore. Everything else….it was so marked, so owned, so…damaged. Abuse. Song-fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Wrong Thing To Do reviews
Gohan gets sudden urges for a certain purple-haired prince. But it's wrong. Trunks is only 8 and Gohan is...well, he's a hell of a lot older than that! Shota. Reposted from another account. My first fic.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,331 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Gohan, Trunks - Complete
The Other You reviews
Light regrets killing L. Now he's bored and tired of being Kira. In comes Near. LightxLxNear. Alternate Timeline.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Close Embrace reviews
Mello and Near have missed each other after a long day. So they make up for it. Fluff. PWP-ish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Payment reviews
In which Matt gets fed up with Mello and leaves. By a chance encounter, he meets Matsuda, who offers a place to stay. Written for the kink meme.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Matsuda T., Matt - Complete
Blazing Flames reviews
Instead of Naomi Misora finding B in flames, it's L. Written for the kink meme.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - BB, L - Complete
Snuggle Bunnies reviews
L/Misa fluff. Everything that isn't sexual. Written for the kink meme.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/7/2011 - L, Misa A. - Complete
L Is A Catty Feline reviews
L randomly acts like a cat. For an entire day. Light observes. Written for the kink meme.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
That Looks Like It Hurt reviews
Mello comes home with a stretched out a*****e. Written for the kink meme. Rated M for safety.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Shower reviews
L and Light have their first shower with the handcuffs. But...L's a girl? What? Rated M to be safe. Fill for the DN kink meme.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete