Bana the Random
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Joined 10-17-02, id: 281906
Author has written 4 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Dragonlance, and Naruto.

This profile is for the benefit of you! Yes, you! Surprised? Not in the least. Bana and sugar don't mix, heck, Bana and junk-foods don't mix. Hmmm... What does one say ever so intelligently in a profile?)

I love ice cream, chacolate and candy, Ramen noodles, Yu-Gi-oh, Dragonlance, and , oh, NARUTO! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE Brand new naruto fic. Fantasy guys are so much better then real life guys.

My friends are very good, nice, sweet people. I luv you guys! My brothers are not very nice sweet people!

If you feel the need for some amusement read Attack of the Homecoming Kuriboh (coauthored by Kiki Jones- it's under her pen name)

Ok! The Roster
NARUTO fics- Dragon blood Oil- my personal favorite story. If you need a change, read it.
YU-GI-OH- Something Ado about Joey- rather good i think. humor
DRAGONLANCE- Chaos's Zoo- Dalamar... Chaos... Pain...

Thank you and have a nice day! >) (my Bakura expression) U,U

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Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Dawning by deleria reviews
After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,059 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 10/15/2004 - [Shikamaru N., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U.
Obsession by Miko-chan reviews
/Updated for Dark or Smut Oneshots/ His gaze was like smoke - of intangible white heat and pleasurable intoxication.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Girl Named Jack by Name1 reviews
Jack's lived as a boy in her family's eyes. Now she's been sent to Middle-Earth. Will they be able to show her that being a woman isn't horrible? Not MS. Finished. Please, read Rewrite. This issues with this thing makes me cry sometimes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 80,687 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Glorfindel, Aragorn
Shattered Minds by Wicked Enough reviews
//AU//SasuSaku//CHAPTER 21// 'Of course I can't love you,' he hissed into the dark. 'I am the Avenger. I'm using you because you're a whore and a spy. I promised I would give you freedom... Nothing else.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 1897 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Treks of Danger and Fate by Nova Alexandria reviews
When Konoha falls, Shikamaru and Temari attempt to lead their band of escapees to Suna while being hunted. Kurenai must find a way to protect the children who were left behind. Full cast. All POV's. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 213,853 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Shikamaru N., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Not just any old bet by My Dusty reviews
When a group of 7th year Slytherins get together making bets, the possibilities are endless...rated M for future chapters...DMHG...Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,268 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Somewhere in Between by AJ Rayne reviews
Set in the future. After the end of the war, the Fire Nation is in crisis and to mend the broken land, Katara is put in a position she never expected to be in: Fire Lady. The first in a series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,429 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Safety in your eyes by Hisaki Kage reviews
When a Nukenin threatens the villages surrounding the Village hidden in the Leaves, Neji and Sakura are sent out to put an end to it. But with their constant bickering, can they get along with eachother long enough to complete the mission? NejiSakura!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,789 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Forbidden Jutsu by RukaIayLomperGay reviews
Iruka performs a forbidden jutsu on accident. Now he is stuck as a twelve year old. The clock is ticking as Iruka starts to take on some of the side effects. KakaIru, SasuNaru, SasuIru, NejiAkuri
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,848 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Betrothal by lackey H reviews
An odd Naruto pairing, presented in a hopefully believable way. Check last chapter for important Authors Message
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,866 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Naruto U., Temari
Hidden green behind silver by Celtic Oak reviews
A Hyuuga hides the secret passions of his heart well and does not indulge in them. But silver eyes reveal too much and the object of affection may decide to take things into her own hands. NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,620 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Outclassed by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Okumen Gokurakuchou by wild-filly reviews
Questioning from his team results in Kakashi remembering areas of his past that perhaps should be left alone, including the origins of his Sharingan and Chidori as well as the Jounin exam KakashiOC: Lime, humour, angst COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,657 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Last Request by Mikami reviews
NejiSaku. Uchiha Sasuke’s death, though unforeseen, was not in vain after the final mission of his life. His last words were taken in by the most unexpected comrade, Hyuga Neji.“ Don’t let her be unhappy, Hyuga...”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,307 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
A Change in the Wind by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
He said it so casually, so off hand. It was like he was stating a fact about the universe. The sky is blue. The cliffs are high. He'll kill you someday.Sakura.Gaara.Temari.Kankurou.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,871 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3388 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Everdream by Crash reviews
After joining in a field aliance with the Sand Ninjas, Shikamaru finds himself working uncomfortably close to Temari. More worrisome, however, is that the same aliance leaves Ino working dangerously close to Gaara...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,087 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005
Encyclopedia Ninja by drunkdragon reviews
What if the Kyuubi, when Naruto learned to tap into its chakra, gave him more than just that? What power lies in its gifts? NaruHina, KakaKure, maybe more. AU. Possible OOC. Originally called Kyuubi Personalities. lemons. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,979 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Glass Castle by fanartist reviews
(Feb.2013) I realized that this is a terrible fanfic. [KakaSaku] ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,579 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Higher Forces by Marina Black1 reviews
A world apart... forced together by bonds negotiated coldly by the fathers of the family and held together by a force larger than any of them. DMGW, PPGG, LMNM. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,157 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
So They Said by Dizzcity reviews
Just some light, humorous sketches of characters and situations in Naruto. Morino Ibiki's search for love... and the various twists and turns that accompany it. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
Love Is Just A Feeling by BlueMarina reviews
She loves him...He loves her not...He loves her...She loves him not
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005
Your Wish Is My Command! by ang3Lix reviews
Sasuke tripped... on a can. a stinking, rusty, and really stupid can. but then, there was a lot of smoke, and standing before him was... a pink haired girl. What did she say? " MASTER" In his head: "GOD."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005
Return to Sender! by PinkStarz reviews
AU -When Haruno Sakura receives a package in the mail, she also receives the biggest shock of her life when she finds out there's a GUY inside of it, determined to win her heart!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004
Haunted by sakunade reviews
[Previously called A Beautiful Mind now with chapter revisions]Uchiha Itachi was an enigma to all who knew of his name, but Haruno Sakura wanted to discover the truth, which came at a price.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Oatmeal & Calamine by Comix28 reviews
Can Sakura survive two weeks of looking after what may be the two worst patients in the world? Naruto and Sasuke are sick with chicken pox and they aren't making her temporary job as a nurse easy! (Rated for occassional language)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,068 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 3/14/2004
Finding Happiness by Wicked Child reviews
“Dude! You totally let her get away! Free sex, walking away. There she goes. She’s walking away.” When he got no response he added, “You idiot!” SasuSakuRomantic Comedy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,708 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 2/17/2005 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Optimism by xxpoisonivyxx reviews
In the midst of her Bad Day, which included a rejection from Sasuke, a gain in weight, and now, getting lost near the Hyuga Mansion, Sakura runs into someone unexpected...[SakuraNeji InoShikamaru] chpVI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,713 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004
The Nature of the Game by leafygirl reviews
Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,198 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
Caged Butterfly by mocchiatta reviews
Iruka is keeping a promise he made years ago...at the expense of his freedom. Who will save him from his downward spiral? is IrukaOC note: starts out the same way as Unfinished Sympathy before diverting
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,942 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Iruka U.
The Switch by Naruke reviews
The Yamanakas and the Naras are up to something. But Ino and Shikamaru aren't privy to their scheme. What could it be? ShikaIno [ONGOING]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z by BananaGirl reviews
With permission from Camilla Sandman. We're now into Semester 2! Goku's getting death threats, Yoli's birthday is coming up, Bardock makes an appearance and Vegeta and Goku fans are STILL trying to outsmart each other. It could only be OFUD!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 91,916 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 5/5/2002
Need to Be Strong by Sequ3stered reviews
Weakness, strength, pride. No one said the trek to strength was easy for the overlooked girl of Team Gai. But she's going to kick some major ass anyway, just for him. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,399 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Itsumo by Alden-san reviews
Sakura wakes up, and decides to surprise Naruto... but what happens when it doesn't work the way she plans? Follow the lives of the Leaf Village Ninjas in their ordinary life, except suddenly, people are going missing! What is happening? Why?(Ch. 13 up!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,118 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 9/26/2003
Stumbling Blind by ajremix reviews
Shikamaru and Ino. Anything but smooth. Epilogue Big Cajonese: It takes a lot to really love someone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,197 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 8/6/2003
Image Is Everything by kappamaki reviews
Follow the fluffy OOC misadventures of your fave Naruto characters, as Itachi strives to find an purpose for himself in the world. Things build to a climax in the last chapter: Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004
Soul Scrolls by jeano reviews
[ShikaIno] Ino gets rejected by Sasuke and runs to Shikamaru for comfort. Will their friendship turn into something more? (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Complete
Red Dawn by RurouniK18 reviews
Kakashi invites everyone to a beach party, but that's only the begining...when Itachi appears and truth is unmasked, the past and future will join hands and bring forth a red dawn. Pairings: not telling! -Complete!-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,703 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Complete
A Leaf Blowing in the Wind by ChaotikElement reviews
3 years later, the Konohagure village has reached a certain stability, although emotionally its as delicate as a leaf blowing in a fierce wind. [ ShikaIno , HinaNaru , SasuSaku ] [Chap. 18 is up! The End Has Come!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,338 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 9/17/2003
Possession by yuji-i16 reviews
SemiAU. When TenTen is hurt, it's Neji's life that goes downhill. Devolping NejiTen with hints of ShikaIno. COMPLETED AT LONG LAST! Now with EPILOGUE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,529 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Letting go by Salieri reviews
Prequel to I believed you, thanks to lovely reviews. This is the story how Neji and Sakura got together. COMPLETED! NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,406 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Tears of Red: curse of the dragon by yan ryu reviews
Somethings wrong with Neji? the presence of a mysterious shinobi may help, but she has a hidden agenda. updated:ch 3 up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 12/29/2003
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
The Left Shoe Show by Lysaka reviews
Prankster, Marbles and Ramble are talk show hosts yaye! They kidnap the newsies and force them to confess their deepest darkest secrets, hilarity ensues
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,413 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2003 - Published: 8/15/2002
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Dragon Blood Oil reviews
Three days they were told. Kakashi and Iruka leave for the desert on a mission so secret even the Hokage doesn't know. They have no allies, no place to stay, and no idea what they're getting into. Chapter 11 is up! Chapter 1, rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,336 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 11/15/2003
Chaos's Zoo reviews
The rating might go up for later chapter. I think i'm the only one who likes Dalamar. Anyway I felt the need to write something about him/ This what happens after he supposably is killed by Chaos
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,286 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 12/13/2002
A Dragon And a Kender reviews
A kender named Lances dreams of flying a dragon. Will he and his best friend be able to? This is an incredibly cute story written by my 7 year old brother Alexander. He desperatly wanted people to read it, and he wants to see what they think, please do
Dragonlance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 4/5/2003
Much Ado About Joey reviews
Mai hates Joey... Then he might be the only one who can save her...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 11/1/2002