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Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Naruto, Street Fighter, and Fairy Tail.

Name: Just call me TOM

Age: Don't feel comfortable saying that (eyes shift back and forth)

Birthday: 5/13/XXXX

Zodiac Signs:

Sun- Taurus
Moon- Aries
Ascendant- Libra
Midheaven- Cancer

R.I.P Toonami: March 17, 1997-September 20, 2008

Toonami's Revival: May 26, 2012 (Toonami's Back Bitches!!!)

Likes: Anime, Fanfics, TOM, Toonami, and my OCs

Dislikes: Stuart Snyder (He will pay for killing Toonami), Admiral Akainu (He killed one of the best characters in One Piece), Yaoi (what kind of person thinks that this makes a good show or writing O.O????), and 4kids (They shall pay for their crimes against anime)

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Naruto Shippūden, Bleach, One Piece, Sword Art Online, Highschool of the Dead, Zatch Bell, Asobi ni Iku Yo!, 009-1, Inuyasha, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, Fairy Tail, Kirby: Right Back At Ya!, MAR, Sonic X, and Yu-Gi-Oh!

Favorite TV Shows (non-anime): Family Guy, American Dad, The Cleveland Show, The Simpsons, Futurama, Friends, House M.D., Fairly Odd Parents, That 70s' Show, and George Lopez

Favorite Games: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy Dissidia, Dissidia Duodecim Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest IX, inFAMOUS, inFAMOUS 2, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Kingdom Hearts Series, and the Fire Emblem Series


"Most of my time I'm reading fanfiction. When I'm not reading fanfiction, I'm working on my own. And when I'm not doing either of those, I'm enjoying Toonami to the fullest." - TOM Generation 5


Three Sure Fire Signs That You're Obsessed with Toonami:

1. You imagine meeting TOM and his crew in the middle of his segments.

2. You continuously watch the Toonami intros and TOM's game reviews on youtube.

3. You've set up a situation where you listen to TOM's final broadcast just as you are about to pass away in your sleep.


Favorite Normal Anime Couples:

Naruto x Hinata

Ichigo x Orihime

Luffy x Boa Hancock

Luffy x Nami

Favorite Anime Crossover Couples:

Naruto x Nami

Naruto x Lucy

Naruto x Cana

Naruto x Sango


The 100 Rules of Anime:

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
* Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. *NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
*Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. *Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
*Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologicallyappropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
*Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of QuintupularAgglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto [OVA] have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite [or because of] their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
*(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. *(see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will *always* be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. *(see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws [e.g., slowdown and
exposition]),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. *(see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might havea tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.


Story Challenges:

Tarzan x Beauty & The Beast Crossover- This challenge is pretty simple. Rather than having John and Alice Greystoke (Tarzan's biological parents) traveling by ship around africa with their infant son, they travel through the french woods, the parents are killed by wolves, and Tarzan ends up at beast's castle during Belle's imprisonment. Beast would be against Belle taking Tarzan in at first but Belle shows him that having a baby in the castle won't be so bad.

Requirements-
Tarzan's parents must die and one of them (My preference being his mother) has to die after getting Tarzan to the courtyards of Beast's Castle.
Belle will serve as Tarzan's foster mother while also winning over Beast's heart.
The castle servants must stay within character and react as expected to a baby being brought into the castle but can also worry how this could help or hinder the goal of becoming human again.
Since this takes place within the Beauty and the Beast world it is obvious most events in Tarzan's world are beyond incorporation for the challenge.

Beyond that you have control. You can rename Tarzan or keep his ape name, incorporate all stages of his life or just keep it in his babyhood, and if choosing to go into Tarzan's adulthood, you may involve Jane, Professor Porter, and/or Clayton if you want.

Challengers:


TOM's Favorite Fanfic Reviews:

The Biju Biju Fruit- Emma Iveli really brings in a great idea in a fine way. The story seems to flow rather expertly and feels natural. The fact it has continued for years adds icing to the cake that Emma is going to make this story go all the way. TOM Generation 5 gives The Biju Biju Fruit a 9 out of 10.

One Piece: Straw Hat Family- Hotspot the 626th has reincarnated the original Luffy's life in a great way and has drawn me in as to what differences from the original that lay around the next corner. A total success for fans of LuNa. TOM Generation 5 gives One Piece: Straw Hat Family a 8 out of 10.

The Tides Change Once More- Engineer4Ever doesn't fail with this crossover of the classic anime and new cartoon series. Unlike other crossovers of this type E4E makes Naruto's appearance in the Avatar world feel like it's from the actual canon along with the NarutoxKorra relationship. Idea makes the story very enjoyable and writing style is to a superior standard. A seal of approval for all that like either show, looking for a good crossover, or just a good story all together. TOM Generation 5 gives The Tides Change Once More a 9.5 out of 10.

A Kindred Spirit- Rinne-Kami brings in a good crossover between one of the big three of anime and a rising power. Naruto's entrance into the Fairy Tail world as a mage with a rare and lost form of summoning magic that feels natural while also keeping a few techniques from his original world edited to fit the Fairy Tail world. A solid crossover that focuses on Naruto Uzumaki and Lucy Heartfilia. TOM Generation 5 gives A Kindred Spirit a 9 out of 10.

Child of Fate & Fantasy Part 1: The Planet- EroSlackerMicha brings forth a remake of his previous CFF in a new light. ESM has fixed up the original chapters of the original story and makes the story seem more natural then before. Though short at the moment the story is truly great and is welcomed to my seal of approval. TOM Generation 5 gives Child of Fate & Fantasy Part 1: The Planet a 8.5 out of 10.

The Wanderer & For You a Thousand Times Over- Praise nightlight6 a million times over for creating this duo. In a course of one day I have read every single chapter that is currently published. At first because of the depressing experience I had with the game Shadow of the Colossus I originally believed that the story would either be depressing as the ending and music of the original game made it out to be, only to be blown away. The Wanderer while following the original game from the point of view of some of the colossi while also giving the video game's story a unique and original background. The story is written well and definitely gives the reader a feeling of how each colossus felt throughout the course of the game until the end. To add to the superiorness of the original story this fanfic alters the ending of the original so that their is no depression as to what happened and gets rid of the gnawing feeling about what would happen to the characters in the valley of the colossi after the land was separated from the rest of the world. The sequel picks up in a light note that shows a new challenge on the horizon and will leave any reader on edge about what's in store. These stories have earned my seal of approval and I really hope to see the series continue in the near future. TOM Generation 5 gives The Wanderer & For You a Thousand Times Over a 9.5 out of 10.


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Current Projects:

The Planet's Will of Fire: Naruto x Final Fantasy VII- Naruto/Tifa

Summary- At the end of Naruto's battle with Sasuke at the Valley of the End, Naruto is left on death's doorstep. In a desperate attempt to save his host Kurama uses a vast amount of his chakra to heal his wounds and ends up sending Naruto to the Planet. There he is found by Tifa in the Nibelheim mountains. Join Naruto as he adjusts to this new world while Tifa struggles with her feelings for her childhood friend and the boy she found.

The Celestial Maelstrom: Naruto x Fairy Tail- Naruto/Lucy

Summary- When Lucy decided to rest at small village known for its white roses, she was just looking for a break from her hectic journey. She had no idea that the young man she would meet there would drastically change her life.

Fairy Tail's Wrath: Naruto x Fairy Tail- Naruto/Lucy/Cana/Mira/Levy/Wendy/Flare/Ultear (Coming Soon)

Summary- Naruto lost everything. His village destroyed. His mother dead. But that doesn't mean he'll run away from his duties like his father. No, he will live on and make his enemies suffer the wrath raging in his heart. Yet, who will show him there's more to a heart than anger and hate?


Back Burner Projects:


Upcoming Projects:

Naruto: Another Fate: Naruto- Naruto/Hana/Mikoto/Mei/Ayame/Mabui/Samui/Tsunade/Shizuka

Summary- In the toss of a coin fate is changed. Instead of living a life of solitude Naruto is raised with the love and care of a family. Yet who says this will be better? Read on as Naruto Namikaze the former ANBU Captain and Jounin Sensei of Team Seven, apprentice of Kakashi, best friend to Itachi live out his days. Living Minato and Kushina.

Karakura's Sennin: Naruto x Bleach- Naruto/Ikumi/Nel/Yoruichi/Rangiku/Orihime/Kukaku

Summary- As he was sealing Kaguya away, Naruto got caught by one last attack and is assumed dead by the Shinobi Alliance. However the truth is he was thrown into the another world where the line between life and death is blurred. Will he be able to return or just accept the fact that he got stuck there?

Of Waves and Whirlpools: Naruto x One Piece- Naruto/Nami

Summary- Being reborn was not something Naruto ever expected to happen to him after his death at the final battle. Now in a new world Naruto enjoys living a happy life with his friends... but nothing lasts forever. After losing his mother, and seeing what he holds dear in danger, Naruto will show the world the second coming of the Maelstrom.

A Giant Amongst Mermen: Naruto x One Piece- Naruto/Shirahoshi

Summary- Naruto Uzumaki did not expect to wake up on some deserted island after his clash with Sasuke. He did not expect his body to grow to the size of mountains after eating a strange swirled fruit. He did not expect to nearly drown in a storm and be saved by a group of mermaids. Follow Naruto as he starts a new life on fishman island, and captures the heart of its hidden princess.

A Demon's Oath: Naruto x Fairy Tail- Naruto/Mira/Cana/Erza/Lucy/Flare/Levy/Yukino

Summary- "Please, give me your word, Naruto," she whispered, her dimming blue eyes meeting his. "Tell me you'll take care of them." Naruto took a deep breath, blocking out cries of his friends, his family and gazes into the eyes of the woman that gave him a home. "I swear on my life." This is a story of a demon, who became a human.

The Binding Sky: Naruto x Fairy Tail- Naruto/Wendy/Flare/Ultear/Meredy/Cana/Juvia/Lucy/Mira/Erza/Yukino

Summary- Nothing is stronger than a parents' love for their children. Naruto Uzumaki and Wendy Marvell are living proof of that. Read on as the children fight for what they believe in and swear to make their family proud as they become the heroes they were meant to be.

Rise of the New Sun: Naruto x Fairy Tail- Naruto/Flare/Lucy/Cana

Summary- Flare wasn't the only child raised by the giants, a certain blond knucklehead was with her as well. After being blessed by the Eternal Flame, the two mages of the Sun Village embark on their first step of a grand journey. This is the story of a boy trying to find his place in the world, and the loyal girl who stays by his side.

The Orange Flash: Naruto x Sword Art Online- Naruto/Asuna

Summary- "'Have fun,' he says. 'You'll love it,' he says." Squinting as he appraised the Kobold Lord before him, Naruto's face twisted up in thought, "If I survive this, I swear I'm gonna kill that perv." What will change now that Naruto is in Aincrad? Read on to find out.

A Fairy's Familiar: Naruto x Familiar of Zero- Naruto/Tiffania

Summary- The war has ended, and peace reigns over the shinobi world. But Naruto wished it wasn't so boring, and that something exciting would happen. Well he got his wish when a blond elf summoned him to be her friend. How will Halkegenia deal with the blond shinobi with the power of a god?

Sensei of the Dead: Naruto x Highschool of the Dead- Naruto/Shizuka/Rika/Kyoko/Yuriko

Summary- Naruto's plan was simple. Get a job at Fujimi Academy and try to move past his mistakes. Everything changes when he encounters his former crush and makes a name for himself as Fujimi's most popular teacher. When "They" appear and the world around him is going to hell, how far will he go to protect those dear to him?

On Love's Wings: Naruto x Sekirei- Naruto/Uzume/Tifa/Matsu/Shizuka/Kazehana/Miya

Summary- Naruto Uzumaki wasn't expecting much when he journeyed to japan. Then he runs smack dab into a battle between some busty beauties. The result? Getting dragged into a battle royale where the gorgeous aliens battle to the last one standing. How will the Sekirei plan go with the maelstrom participating? And will he learn to open up the heart he's kept locked for so long? Read on and find out.

Of Darkness and Light: Naruto x High School DxD- Naruto/Kuroka/Raynare/Kiyome/Rias/Gabriel/Rossweisse/Akeno/Irina

Summary- As a child of the fallen and devil, Naruto Uzumaki is considered an enigma by both sides. Now that's he's forced to attend Kuoh Academy, how will he deal with a school filled with demons, hormonal teens and a childhood friend who hates his guts? Take it one step at a time.

The Sage of DxD: Naruto x High School DxD- Naruto/Kuroka/Raynare/Yasaka/Akeno/Xenovia/Irina/Gabriel/Serafall/Rossweisse

Summary- Naruto had given his all to save the shinobi world and in the end he did. However now due to the circumstances of the battle against Sasuke, he finds himself in a place far from home. Now in a world of magic, angels, and devils, he has no choice but to adapt and make a new life for himself. Now if only he can get that redhead to stop pestering him to join her "peerage".

Roanapur's Maelstrom: Naruto x Black Lagoon- Naruto/Revy

Summary- Thrown into a chaotic new world, Naruto Uzumaki strives to find his way as he enters the lucrative and dangerous career path of a pirate. Yet despite all the risks that comes with it, nothing compares to dealing with his growing attachment to a certain foul mouthed gunslinger.

The Lost Legacy: Naruto x Legend of Korra- Naruto/Asami/Korra

Summary- Korra was excited to continue her training under Tenzin. But who is this blond that'll be training alongside her? Korra really didn't expect to be caught in some family feud.

The Calm Before The Storm: Naruto x Avatar The Last Airbender- Naruto/Ty Lee

Summary- In a different world, Iroh has a second son named Naruto, who was content to live his life happily with his friends and family. But all good things must come to a end. Forced to leave everything behind when Ozai becomes Fire Lord, how will Naruto's presence change a world that has been trapped in a century long war.

Radiant Guardian: Naruto x Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn- Naruto/Elincia/Lucia

Summary- Things didn't turn out the way that they should have in the Valley of the End. Naruto, in fear of the consiquences, decides to flee and travels to a new land. How will Naruto cope in a country with a different language and customs? And how will he change the life of one princess and the nation she's destined to rule?


Finished Projects:

A Mother's Love: Naruto x Street Fighter

Summary- It was just another mission. Get in get out and make it home to see her daughter. She should have seen this coming. Seth always was the cold and calculating type. Then again how many agents can expect that one seemingly unavoidable death could change everything.


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Drawn by Naruto6023

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Drawn by Lanky Nathan

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From Shinobi to Mage by Myevltwin reviews
Mages, Magic and Shinobi, Oh my! On Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 186,779 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Naruto U., Cana A.
The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi by FoxboroSalts reviews
Naruto knew something was up the moment he landed in the strange forest; being sucked into the sky should have been his first clue. How's a shinobi supposed to adapt to such a strange new environment? Easy, one step at a time. Status @ 20th Jan 16: Updated.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 218,042 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Naruto U., Carla, Wendy M.
Rise of the Kaizoukage by clashofthelegends reviews
Naruto Namikaze has had a lousy childhood, unable to bear the pain he runs away . He soon meets nine people who will change his life and give him the things he has desires most in the world: Family Freedom and Adventure. This will be Epic in length, with lots of Action, Humor, Drama, and some Romance on the side. Rating may go up due to mild language and violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,176 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Straw Hats P.
Dragonslayer by KitsuneDragon reviews
He said he saw great potential in my small body and he raised me.Because of him I lived,I learned...and I finally found someone I could call nakama.Even if he didn't call me the same.I am his son, I am his student...the dragonslayer of Acnologia.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 826,546 - Reviews: 3623 - Favs: 3,502 - Follows: 3,128 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Naruto U., Ultear M.
Contract of the Shinigami by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto nearly died at Final Valley, but Fate still wants him alive. The Shinigami finds interest in Naruto and makes Naruto it's first summoner. Watch Naruto as he shows the world what it's like to have the Death God for a summon. Incest warning NaruKushi. Uzumaki Eccentric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 605,437 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 4,473 - Follows: 4,084 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Get Your Game On, Dattebayo! by NinjaGogeta reviews
Naruto, due to a 'genius' idea from Pegasus and Kaiba, decides to go to Duel Academy to improve his skills. Making friends with Misawa Daichi they compete for the top spot in Ra Yellow. From the supernatural, enemy schools and fan girls this will be an eventful 3 years for everyones favorite blonde. Probably first Yellow!Naruto fic.
Crossover - Naruto & Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 183,594 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Naruto U., Alexis R./Asuka T., Bastion M./Misawa D. - Complete
A Mother's Love: Beyond Life and Death by dracohalo117 reviews
We all know Kushina is Naruto's mother...but what if she wasn't, what if his mother was a Shinigami, and not just any...the one nobody would expect to be capable of motherly affection?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,615 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Naruto U., Suì-Fēng
One Piece: Straw Hat Family by Hotspot the 626th reviews
Preqeul to OP: RotPQ, formally Luffy's Life by AyBenelli. As the crew travels thru the Grand Line, something happens that not even the crew could prepare for. A baby? What are the Straw Hats going to do? LuNa pairing, maybe some others later on. Pre-timeskip
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,740 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Luffy, Nami
The Biju Biju Fruit by Emma Iveli reviews
AU crossover with One Piece, part of What if Naruto was raised by…? challenge. Monkey D. Luffy and his younger brother Fox D. Naruto travel the East Blue to find a crew so Luffy can become King of the Pirates and Naruto a Kage. Please R&R
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 320 - Words: 522,317 - Reviews: 3948 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Naruto U., Luffy
Jinchuuriki by Resurrection of the Forgotten reviews
Landing one last blow on Madara Uchiha at the end of the war Naruto finds himself waking up in a world he doesn't understand. Trapped in the MMORPG Sword Art Online Naruto soon discovers that he isn't the only one stuck within the game against his will. Now he will help liberate them from Aincard by conquering all 100 floors.
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,389 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Naruto U., Asuna/Asuna Y.]
The Legend of Gaia's Sennin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Flung into a world of technology and fanatasy, bitter at the loss he suffered during the Fourth Great Shinobi War, can Uzumaki Naruto find happiness in Gaia?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 329,317 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 2,441 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Hard Contact by NeonZangetsu reviews
Pluton. A weapon of mass destruction. Capable of laying waste to entire civilizations, its existence was sealed by the World Government lest news of its existence leak to the public. Now, that day is here. Pluton is REAL! Its key, alive and well. But will its existence help or hinder the Strawhats in the battles to come? One can only wonder... NarutoxHarem!
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Naruto U., Nami, Robin, Conis
A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi by Lanky Nathan reviews
A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 347,890 - Reviews: 4292 - Favs: 4,663 - Follows: 4,486 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Legends of Two Jinchuriki by X009 reviews
As Naruto embarks on his three year trip, a single argument and a chance encounter forever change the course of his destiny. Watch as these two hurt souls, linked by a red string of fate and a shared burden, strive to overcome the obstacles in their path. Rewrite of Naruto: Nine and Seven.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,585 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 2/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Fū]
Passing the Torch by NeonZangetsu reviews
The flame of life is exitnguished. Passed, to a new generation. With the death of Fire Fist Ace still so fresh in the news, a new legend is born. Just who is this rookie? And why does he have the powers of the Mera Mera no mi? NarutoxHarem, Fluff. Epic!
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,207 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U.
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 645,490 - Reviews: 5667 - Favs: 6,345 - Follows: 5,359 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sage of the Moors by NeonZangetsu reviews
In ancient times there was a Legend of the Sage. A powerful, otherwordly being capable of communing with nature and uniting the world; fae and humans both. Same say the legend was but a myth, lost, to the mists of time. But what if it wasn't? Waht might happen when a sage-to-be encounters the strongest fairy of them all? Friendship. NarutoxMaleficent! Based on the recent movie!
Crossover - Naruto & Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Naruto U.
Worth The Trouble by InfinityxInfinity777 reviews
Naruto is an abused 8 yr old boy living in the slums with his bastard of a father (Not Minato) who's nickname for Naruto is "Worthless". One night Naruto starts trouble against a kind women; Kushina. Kushina feels something for the little boy, sees the good in him and seeks to help him. Thus a heartwarming relationship between the two bloom as well as a romantic one with Minato.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 141,061 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Tides Change Once More by Engineer4Ever reviews
The Avatar isn't the only one reincarnated. See how Naruto takes Republic City by storm with the newest Avatar Korra. NarutoxKorra. The First Naruto/Korra crossover! AU. Status: Inactive.
Crossover - Naruto & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 162,563 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Korra
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7932 - Favs: 7,655 - Follows: 6,445 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Rise of the New Era by Jaykid1 reviews
Naruto is the son of Silvers Rayleigh. Having been raised by a powerful family, Eating a Devil-fruit with enough destructive power to match Whitebeards and being an apprentice of a Yonkou. How will Naruto's journey as a Pirate Captain go. Strong, Smart Naruto, Smarter Luffy. Pairing Naruto/Nami, Luffy/?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,556 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [Naruto U., Nami] Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Fly Free by phoenixyfriend reviews
Robin knows what it is like to live a hard life. When she finds that Kuma has sent her to a town called Konoha, she becomes an unofficial therapist for the town's troubled children. After all, only a broken bird can teach these children how to fly again.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,332 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Team Seven, Kakashi H., Robin
Melancholy of a Jinchuriki by dgj212 reviews
Kakashi noticed that his student, Naruto Uzumaki, was feeling down on something on their way to Suna after they rescued Gaara. After Kakashi confronts him later on about it he gets a little shocker and a night full of stories of a hidden love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,264 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Naruto U., Fū
Naruto the Storm King by KenzoXShuyita reviews
There are no 'what ifs'. Naruto sealed all of Kyuubi's chakra into himself, enabling him to defeat Madara. However, Madara sends Naruto to a different dimension as a final action of revenge. "Only Dragonslayers can kill dragons? Ignorance. Only Godslayers can kill gods? Arrogance. Heh, I'm Uzumaki Naruto!" Earthland had better prepare, because an unpredictable maelstrom has arisen.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,357 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 2,848 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Naruto U., Cana A.]
The Maelstrom of Negima by Engineer4Ever reviews
Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, Kami's knight, is allowed to join or be reincarnated into different worlds. Well lets see how he does as a member of the Springfield family. NarutoxHarem. Status: Inactive.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 145,190 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Naruto U., Asuna K.
Nine Gates by monkeycrunch88 reviews
"Open! Gate of the Tailed Beasts!" A new mage comes knocking on the front door of Fairy Tail's guild with the ability to multiply and summon beasts to do his bidding, and according to Lucy, not any Celestial Spirit she's ever heard of. Strong, powerful, and a thirst for adventure. Watch as he opens new possibilities and finds new friends, one gate at a time. Longer Chapters!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,222 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Naruto U.
Chronicles of My Shinobi's Way by Naruto6023 reviews
What if during the second part of Chunin Exams when Orochimaru & Team 7 fought, Itachi & Kisame interfered? What if it was a plan all along to awaken Naruto's bloodline? How great the consequences would be? NarutoxHarem Warning-Incest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 429,134 - Reviews: 4696 - Favs: 5,415 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
Tale of the Legendary Thunderstorm by WastelandPhantom reviews
Naruto is not born in Konoha but Kumo instead. The younger brother of Nii Yugito, Naruto is burdened with becoming the jinchuriki of the Nine-Tailed Thunder Bird on the day of his birth. The story will also focus on the new Eight-Tails Jinchuriki, Namikaze Emi. Naruto x Samui. OC x ? First Fanfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/24/2013 - [Naruto U., Samui] Yugito N.
Blade Of Kamikaze by Eternal-DreamWriter reviews
ஜThe "Hero" of Fallen Konoha has been traveling around the world for the past few centuries, searching for the new 'Child Of Prophecy'. Also known as the Future Pirate King of New Era. Now, he comes to the island of "Sabaody Archipelago" and meets a pirate crew called "Straw Hat" and gets dragged into another adventure. ღImmortal-Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,121 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Naruto U., Straw Hats P.
Happily Ever After by NeonZangetsu reviews
He'd never seen a woman more beautiful than she. She'd never known a man as hopeful as he. A chance encounter and a promise long ago collide in the form of two perfect strangers & love at first sight. Fluff! Lemons! NarutoxShizuka! Based off episode 235!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,936 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Naruto U., Shizuka
N of Kumo by NinjaRiderWriter reviews
After the Kyuubi's sealing, Naruto is found by A, brought to Kumo and raised by the Sandaime Raikage. He becomes N, beloved son and little brother. Watch him grow to become the legend he was meant to be as a shinobi and Jinchuuriki of Kumogakure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 213,693 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Naruto: Aura Mage by AeroZalen reviews
What if there was a mistake with Naruto's birth and actually both his parents were from Earthland. What if Naruto was raised by his parents to be an Auramancer. What if Naruto was one of only nine people in Earthland to have an Aura familiar. NarutoXLucy, with possibility of another girl in future.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,761 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - [Naruto U., Lucy H.]
One Piece: Straw Hat Family - Fate's Path by Hotspot the 626th reviews
A spin-off of the popular Straw Hat Family that follows the Path of Fate towards another fic: ONE PIECE: 2ND GENERATION STRAW HATS by Chambers D. Samuel. Takes off after Straw Hat Family chapter 11. One baby was hard enough for the crew to handle, but what about a second? Will the crew survive this round? Will the ever reach the One Piece? Find out... Now! Still Pre-timeskip.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Luffy, Nami
The Fairy's Ninja by Konsu reviews
Life cannot die, Time will not permit it. To save Life, Time sends a portion of Life to a new world across time and space into the far future. Why? Because Time wants to. Now, a child Naruto is saved by one Layla Heartfilia. How will this change things?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,812 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Naruto U., Lucy H.
Illuminating Heaven: The Lightning Thief by Unlimited Blade Works reviews
Sarcastic, wise cracking, impudent, Ramen obsessed, devious, stubborn, loyal, pyromaniac and extremely dangerous were all words that could be used to describe Naruto Uzumaki. Looking up at the figure of the mighty Chimera the blond had only one thing to say about his current situation. "This is gonna suck." He lamented ducking the snake head tail, just another day in paradise.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 88,828 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Naruto U., Percy J., Annabeth C., Grover
Demons Of Ohara by Rebel Don reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has been called a demon his entire life but when an accident gets him sent to an island where another is in a similar predicament the two of them find strength in companionship. Follow them as they face countless adversities on their journey to greatness. Will eventually be epic in length and will not get to Luffy time for a while.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,873 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Naruto U., Robin
The Burdened Deathcake by Naruto6023 reviews
What would've happened if it was Naruto instead of Ichigo? What if it was Rangiku instead of Rukia on that night? What if it was Konoha instead of Karakura town? How GREAT/ DISASTROUS the consequences would be? NaruHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,359 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Naruto U., Ayame, R. Matsumoto
Naruto: Fairy Tail Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
He was just a second too late...just a second...and his sensei paid the price for it. Now he's found himself in a new and unfamiliar world with his demon and the Sharingan that his sensei entrusted to him ...of course he'd end up on Fairy Tail's doorstep.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,211 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Naruto U., Erza S. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise: Spiraling Love by JackOfBladesX reviews
On his training trip, Jiraiya attempts to teach Naruto of the art of seducing women and ends up inadvertently bringing two hurt souls together. But that's all well and good, makes for good research after all. One-shot, Lemons, Pairing: Naruto x Fu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 41,889 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Naruto U., Fū - Complete
Prophecy Rebirth by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
Erza Scarlet fatefully came across an unusual phenomenon during one of her missions, and unknown to her, she found something or someone that was suppose to have been gone from the world five millenia ago. -Naruto x Erza-
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,624 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 3,068 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Naruto U., Erza S.
Her Shield, His Sword by Kyu No Ken reviews
He is her shield, her protection while she is his sword, his drive to live. NarutoXErza. Ch. 7 is updated!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,744 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Naruto U., Erza S. - Complete
Sharingan No Kami by Unlimited Blade Works reviews
He was called many things in his life, god, savior, messiah, child of prophecy, Shinigami, demon, hero, monster. Sent over twenty years into the past Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto wonders what they will call him now. Will the savior that lost everything fall into darkness? or will he live up to the title his people gave him, can he live up to the title of Hero?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,721 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Fairy Tail's Water King by Kreiss reviews
Naruto's dead and now face to face with Kami herself and is reborn into a new world now that is own his lost. What will happen to him now? Become a mage, that's what. Naruto/Erza/OlderWendy/Juvia
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,051 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Erza S., Juvia L., Wendy M.
One Piece: Happy Birthday Special by Hotspot the 626th reviews
We're celebrating all the Straw Hats' birthdays as the come starting now! And we're celebrating them with one special little girl that you've come to know and love: Monkey D. Namika! Or Mika for short! Image and character will change with each birthday. Happy Birthday,Nami! Image from Abysse01 and his own version of the Monkey family that also has a Mika child. Pre-skip! Completed!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,312 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Straw Hats P., OC - Complete
Naruto of the Colossi by GespenstKAF reviews
Raised in a secluded land away from humans, Naruto is certain to make shockwaves throughout the ninja world. Especially with sixteen sisters to join in the fun. Rated for language, violence, and various degrees of nudity. Inspired by the art of Shigatake.
Crossover - Naruto & Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Naruto U.
The Demon's Fox by Kreiss reviews
What if on the night of that fateful job, it wasn't Lisanna that was 'killed' and sent to Edolas, but Mira instead and what if, due to certain individuals and circumstances, it wasn't Edolas that she was sent to. What effects will that have on this new world? Find out. Mira/Naruto. Rating may change.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,482 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Naruto U., Mirajane S.
The Avatar's Will of Fire by MortalWarlock reviews
A new world, new friends, and a new enemy. After defeating Madara, Naruto is called upon to help another world fight against an enemy that he finds far too familiar. Future NarutoXKorra AU (On Hiatus. Sorry)
Crossover - Naruto & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,717 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Naruto U., Korra
The Light in One's Heart by Engineer4Ever reviews
One who holds the key awakens the greatest light by use of the Inheritance Ceremony. One who is scorn wields the power to change all. Can she open the door? With the right Key, yes she can and much more! Side project, until KH3 comes out!
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruko U.
The Last One Left by bunji the wolf reviews
When Naruto discover the Jutsu to travel back in time. Can he change the painful past into a happy future or the past stay the same growing ever darker for our young hero? NarutoX? no incest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,821 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Naruto The New Spirit by Kreiss reviews
In his fight with Madara, Naruto is transported to a new world were he meets these 'Celestial Spirits' and now finds that he is one... what's the poor guy to do? Naruto/Lucy (Ch 4 & 5 under going re-write)
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,949 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Naruto U., Lucy H.
A Kindred Spirit by Rinne-Kami reviews
Lucy was only in the store to find a new key, she had no idea that she would be meeting a fellow Spirit Mage, blessed with the rarest summoning style she had ever seen. Shēngxiào Entity Summoning, but what is this new ability she has discovered.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,409 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Naruto U., Lucy H.
It's Rikudou Hiraishin to You! by e7cg13 reviews
What if the Kyuubi attack happened diffently. What if there was a case of divine intervention on that day of October 10th. "You've got the wrong omnipotent, Minato-chan. It's Rikudou Hiraishin to you!"-Living Minato/Kushina, strong Naruto, eccentric but omnipotent Rikudous, and general craziness all around. Time Travel AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Tipsy by NeonZangetsu reviews
Realizing she's been selected for the S-Class Exam, Cana resorts to desperate measures to wash her sorrows away. Booze. Lots and lots of booze. A chance drink with a stranger has unforseen consequences and leaves her feeling more than just a little tipsy. NarutoxCana! Fluff. Angst. Lemons and language. AU. NarutoxFairy Tail crossver, next in my series of oneshots!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,887 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Naruto U., Cana A. - Complete
Pirate Uzumaki by spriterx reviews
Naruto lost his battle with Pein, but is giving another chance in the One Piece world.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,085 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U., Boa Hancock
Don't let me die alone by Daimee reviews
Lord Emon's last words have not gone unnoticed. The curse lives on.
Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,866 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Complete
Year of the Sun by jane3876 reviews
"Promise me something, Dragon Slayer," he whispered, his voice weak and soft, his breathing shallow and ragged as he struggled to get the words through his collapsing throat. "Promise me you'll make sure he's taken care of." Natsu took a deep breath and pulled back so he could meet his intent gaze. Squeezing the hand in his grasp, he said solemnly. "I promise on my life."
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,662 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Lion's Pride by Wild Rhov reviews
When Lucy gets pregnant with Loke's child, Fairy Tail must protect her from the harsh laws of the Spirit World and enemies who want her half-spirit baby. The Lion fights for his lover, his child, his guild...his PRIDE!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 196,345 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - [Lucy H., Loke/Leo] Gray F., Zeref - Complete
Naruto: The Legend of the Mist -HIATUS- by Minato4Yellowflash reviews
When Naruto is only 5 months old, he is kidnapped from the cares of the Hokage and left in the forest. Later, Ao discovers baby Naruto and presents him to Mei. What will she do? Watch how Naruto grows up to proudly wear this name on his back: The Legend of the Mist. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Naruto U., Mei T.
For You a Thousand Times Over by nightlight6 reviews
I HATH RETURNED! Sequel to The Wanderer! How will the Colossi settle into their new selves? How did and will Wander and Mono come together? And can this really be happily ever after? Read and review if you dare!
Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/3/2010
Naruto Uzumaki: Fairy Tail's God Slayer by joshnaruto reviews
At the Valley of the End Naruto Uzumaki is thrust into a whole new world. With new challenges and goals ahead of him, can he use his new found abilities to protect his precious people? Will Sasuke Uchiha pose a threat to this new world. NarutoxFairyTail
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,823 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Naruto U.
The Wanderer by nightlight6 reviews
There is so much more to the Colossi than what meets the eye. The mountains you slay have a story to tell. Thank you so much for the reviews and huge success!
Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,102 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
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A Mother's Love reviews
It was just another mission. Get in get out and make it home to see her daughter. She should have seen this coming. Seth always was the cold and calculating type. Then again how many agents can expect that one seemingly unavoidable death could change everything.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2014 - C. Viper, Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
The Planet's Will of Fire reviews
At the end of Naruto's battle with Sasuke at the Valley of the End, Naruto is left on death's doorstep. In a desperate attempt to save his host Kurama uses a vast amount of his chakra to heal his wounds and ends up sending Naruto to the Planet. Full summary on first chapter…
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,523 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Tifa L., Naruto U.]
The Celestial Maelstrom reviews
When Lucy decided to rest at small village known for its white roses, she was just looking for a break from her hectic journey. She had no idea that the young man she would meet there would drastically change her life.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,247 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Lucy H.]