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Joined 04-03-11, id: 2819608, Profile Updated: 07-09-14
Author has written 13 stories for Glee, and Supernatural.

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The lovely Reader170 has translated Lessons Unlearned into Spanish: Link to that here http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7710893/1/Lecciones_No_Aprendidas


"I live in an idealistic photograph stuck in the developing room." - SH

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Bricks by shipperofinsanity reviews
At Christmas, instead of Burt having prostate cancer, Blaine has pancreatic cancer, and it leads to a turn of events that shatter things he once thought stood tall.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,861 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Shattered One by MissAnnThropic reviews
When it struck Castiel, it dropped him out of the sky. He set down the first place he could find. He stood in a field in Switzerland, swaying on his feet and staring down at his body, dazed by what it had just done. mpreg
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,021 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,619 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dismantle the Sun by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
The story of Blaine Anderson and the idea that he can't save everyone. But he can try anyway.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,292 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Light at the End by UniversalOverlordess reviews
Kurt Hummel knew that his medical condition was going to kill him - he'd accepted it. But a chance meeting with a boy named Blaine could give him the courage to keep fighting. Sometimes the best things in life come out of the worst situations. AU Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,180 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Holiday by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Another of my movie AU's. Castiel and Sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays. Both find the experience highly...interesting. Dean/Castiel Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,088 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Christmas Promise by Trunks lil' sis reviews
To Kurt, Blaine's Christmas gift was thoughtful, touching and just about as romantic as Christmas presents came. To Burt, Blaine's Christmas gift was a horrible reality of the future, and reminder of how letting go of his little boy was inevitable.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3097 - Favs: 4,054 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We Aren't Who We Were by littlelionblaines reviews
"Now we both have separate lives and lovers, insignificantly we both have significant others. Only time will tell…" Future!Klaine. Kurt and Blaine begin a secret, passionate, very forbidden relationship. Could this casual fling turn into something more?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,018 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Seduction by Crazy4Klaine reviews
Kurt is rather hard to seduce. Blaine finds this frustrating.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Skin and Bones by bowtiewearingowl reviews
They grew up and grew apart, their relationship too young to really grow with them. Now, so many years later, they find themselves face to face again older and more mature and ready to give it another go. Or maybe not.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,371 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Out of the Equation by aalikane reviews
Blaine is engaged. Kurt is not the lucky guy. Kurt spends the evening of Blaine's engagement party drowning his sorrows into a repeatedly refilled glass of vodka. Will Kurt ever reveal his feelings for Blaine?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,527 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Anderson Boys by DaybyDay reviews
The Anderson boys are unremarkable, yes – at least until you learn how remarkable they really, truly are. Kurt/Blaine, Blaine-centric.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Another Way to Meet by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt was never sent to spy on The Warblers and the first time he meets Blaine is at Sectionals. AU Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Like Pongo and Perdita by lawlipopsicle reviews
On his first day at NYU, Kurt met Blaine and it forever changed his life. Six years later, he finds out exactly how significant their meeting was.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Just Listen by foreternityblue reviews
Blaine was the social enigma of McKinley, until an unkown incident in sophomore year that drove him into isolation. Kurt is the bullied gay kid who was always interested in Blaine. When they're paired for a project, things might be uncovered. Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,415 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Just Like in Fairy Tales by emquin reviews
Little Mermaid inspired. Klaine AU mid-NBK. Blaine is looking for love. Kurt is tired of being bullied. An incident, and an opportunity with heavy consequences brings them together, but have they found what they've been looking for?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,634 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Perfect by foreternityblue reviews
Kurt Hummel hates his monotonic, boring life just as much as close-minded people. Nothing ever changes, until one day when he decides to pull into that coffee shop. One person, Blaine Anderson, makes his days a little more bearable. Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,008 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Official Dalton Academy Warblers Handbook by AdamPascalFan reviews
As compiled by one Wesley Kim...all the rules you need to know in order to be a proper and appropriate Warbler. Co-written with Spookykat
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Any Way The Wind Blows, Doesn't Really Matter by klemonademouth reviews
Teddy/James, Albus/Scorpius ,past Remus/Sirius memory/stories-I can't not put them in. "James was sixteen, and sometime between this Christmas and last he'd hit puberty, because he was the hottest bloke Teddy had ever seen." T for coarse language. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,441 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
The Request by cloudyjenn reviews
When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,602 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Folie a Deux by Persepolis130 reviews
Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it. Albus/Scorpius AS/S, Harry/Draco H/D, other pairings incl. slash and het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,439 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
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I Bet My Life reviews
Castiel is 4 years old when he arrives in heaven and is told, quite abruptly, that he's not meant to be there. When it turns out his death was not scheduled for many years, he is given temporary stay as an angel, and guardian of his childhood friend Dean to live out his lost years. However, Dean can't remember Cas, and as this freaky angel hybrid, Cas can never forget him.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Gabriel
Weightless reviews
Blaine is a messed up celebrity, taken to court after causing a serious car accident on drunken night out. He is sentenced to 6 months community service aiding the victims of the accident away from prying public eyes, in the 'Hudmel Children's Support Center', Ohio, where he meets Kurt, who is definitely not his biggest fan. AU/Futurefic
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,545 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Lessons in Life reviews
Sequel to Lessons Unlearned: Kurt has been found and returned to civilisation. His mother had always warned him about Stranger Safety...He hadn't listened. Now, after all this, he really, really wishes he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,531 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Number 2 reviews
Bucket lists. A surprising number of people have them, even Kurt Hummel. He's tried to complete his bucket-numbers; he really has. But there is one on that list,that he knows for sure, he will never achieve.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Aim for the Ground reviews
Your name is Blaine Anderson ...You are 21...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
As the Camera Flashes reviews
They never met. Kurt is now a successful New York based fashion designer, famous nationwide. Blaine...well he's not doing so well. He lost his passion for music when New Direction's thrashed the Warbler's all those years ago. What happens when the pair meet, in the most curious of circumstances. AU. FutureFic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,975 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Trade In On Your Smile reviews
Future fic: "Blaine was sitting with his back slumped against the bathroom door, desperately trying to stop Elizabeth from doing anything stupid whilst locked away in a Vegas bathroom" Daddy!Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A., OC - Complete
Pulling the Puzzles Apart reviews
It's barely a whisper. Kurt can scarcely make it out as the other shout still rings in his ears. But it's there. And then Blaine crumbles
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Chapel reviews
Follow up to Number 2. Sometimes you have to let go of your fears and just...jump.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,677 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Lessons Unlearned reviews
Kurt's mother had always stressed the importance of Stranger Safety. But now, hunched in the darkened room, with his limbs bound roughly behind his back, and a rope gag between his lips. Kurt wished more than ever, that he had really paid attention
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,335 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Links and Kinks reviews
Never click on a link Noah Puckerman sends you, especially when it's to a strange site called Fanfiction.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Family, Friends and Fireworks reviews
Set after 2x16:One party later and numerous secrets have been released. Despite peoples attempts to keep things hidden it all seems to escape in the end. KLAINE- fluff and numerous appearences from Wevid and the NDs.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Fallen Angel reviews
How can you ever forget someone who gave you so much to remember? She was gone, and they knew that. But somehow, they just couldn't say goodbye.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete