Just in case you're wondering what in the world is OMC, well, I made it up and it stand for Oh My Candy. Weird, right? I just might, in fact, be the Queen Of Weirdness. No, seriously, just ask my friends, and they'll tell you all about it.
"We are not merely Lucians Ekaterinas,Tomas and Janus. We are Cahills, and we are under attack."
Name: Roxanne Peterson ( If you are wondering about my username, well, I'm a 39 clues addict.)
Age: I just turned fourteen! On January 23rd!
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I am a supporter of The Nellie Gomez Foundation. The Nellie Gomez Foundation is a foundation made specifically for improving the '39 Clues' fandom. It wasn't made ONLY to help the fandom, but to make it more fun and enjoyable for all writers and readers. Anyone can be a member, so PM Isabel Kabra now and increase the numbers!
39 clues- Dan...and second favorite, Natalie
3 ninjas- Colt
Three Ninjas (Movie)
The 39 Clues (Series)
Alex Rider (Series)
Emily Windsnap (Series)
A Series Of Unfortunate Events (Series)
Lion King 1 & 2 (Movie)
Into The Woods (Book)
Out of The Woods (Book)
Thing I saw on Buzz
 i need to tell you a secret, look at #5 :)
 the answer is look at 11
 don't get mad look at 15
 calm down, don't get mad, look at 13
 first look at 2
 don't be that angry look at 12
 i have a very important message: hi.
 what i wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS ON 14
 be patient look at 4
 this is the last time im going to do this. look at 7
 i hope your not mad when i say look at 6
 sorry look at 8
 don't get mad look at 10
 i don't know how to say this but look at 3
 you must really be mad, look at 9
COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN
PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN
DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP
NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.
7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU
AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW
MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN
NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN
WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE
AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE!
Copy and Paste...this is hilarious
Natalie and Ian Kabra Quotes:
“For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.”
“I'll sue!" Ian sputtered. "I'll sue you AND the dog. And the country of South Korea. And...and..."
Natalie began brushing her hair in the mirror with a gold-handled brush. "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the richest and smartest and hottest and - "
"That's it, Natalie!" Dan said.
Natalie blushed. "Thank you, I amaze myself sometimes..."
"Our next clue is in Sweden?" Natalie said eagerly. "I do need a new fur."
Favorite Dan Quotes:
"Greetings, young ones." Alistair said.
"Greetings, weasel." Dan replied.
"Maybe I could--"
"No, Dan," Amy replied. "You cannot collect human bones."
"Whoa!" Dan said.
Amy gripped his arm. "You found it?"
"No, but look! This whole essay - 'To the Royal Academy.' He wrote a whole essay on farts!" Dan grinned with delight. "He's proposing a scientific study on different fart smells. You're right, Amy. This guy was a genius!"
"That's great. Except for the fact that it's completely unimportant." Dan said.
"The au pair was bug-eyed. "What happened back there?"
"It's not our fault!" Dan babbled. "Those guys are crazy! They're like mini-Darth Vaders without the mask!"
"They're Benedictine monks!" Nellie exclaimed. "They're men of peace! Most of them are under vows of silence!"
"Yeah, well, not anymore," Dan told her. "They cursed us out pretty good. I don't know the language, but some things you don't have to translate."
Right, Euro-boy," Dan said. "But don't tax your brain. I'm betting the next clue is not rock dust."
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Roxanne. My Friends call me 'Rox'.
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and a fancy name)
Irina Michelle (Sounds awfully weird...)
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Aqua Crush (OMC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
39 Clues Creed.
When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.
When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre
When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.
When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians.
When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.
When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.
When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she when through.
When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.
When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.
When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.
When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.
When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.
When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.
When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.
When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai
When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.
When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.
When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.
When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.
~If you love the 39 Clues as much as I do, repost this and add your name to the list.
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The 39 clues pledge
I promise to remember Amy,
when green eyes look at me
I promise to remember Dan,
when I see a ninja loving freak
I promise to remember Grace,
when my grandmother is outstanding
I promise to remember Natalie,
when a girl is demanding
I promise to remember Hope and Arthur,
when my parents try to protect me
I promise to remember Fiske,
when a man in black I shall see
I promise to remember the Starlings,
when someone gets a grade above
I promise to remember Alistair,
when an uncle tricks everyone
I promise to remember the Holts,
as people born to run
I promise to remember Irina,
when an enemy saves my life
I promise to remember Broderick,
when someone has a pushy wife
I promise to remember Jonah,
when a Shakespeare loving singer I see,
I promise to remember the power of 39 Clues,
as formed on an island the Cahills decree
These are some really funny things that you do to a pizza guy when you're ordering/paying.
1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.
3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
4. Finish the order with: "Remember, this conversation never happened".
5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.
6. Just give him your address and say "Surprise me". Then hang up.
7. Answer his questions with other questions.
9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter "P"
10. Ask him if they have pizza.
11. Say "Hello" and act as if he called you.
12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.
13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.
15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say "Ok, it’s 17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order".
16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.
17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.
18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.
19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.
20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.
21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.
22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.
23. Ask if you could see the menu
24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.
25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.
26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.
27. Ask only for one slice.
28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.
29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.
30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.
31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.
32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.
33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.
34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say "no mushrooms please". Then hang up before he can say anything.
35. When he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.
36. Breath really loudly.
37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.
38. Avoid using the word "PIZZA" by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying "Please, don’t use that word".
39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell "Aaarghhh"
40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.
Here's something I copied and pasted from SugarQueen8490's profile:
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (sometimes...)
You write fanfictions about the book. (Yup-O!.)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. ('Course I do!)
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (More or less on accident...)
Everything reminds you of the book. (OMG! All the time!!!)
You quote random lines all the time. (always!)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Don't have an Ipod but on my computer.)
You've got a book memorized. (Mostly)
You've read a book more than five times. (6 times is my record! And counting...)
You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (Yes.)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (YES!!!!!!!!! The 39 clues' authors killed Grace!!!!!!! But I might just spare them!!!)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(OF COURSE!!)
If you actually took the time to read all these, copy and paste this into your profile!
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where is my ceiling?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and be quite.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I am in shape...round is a shape.
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
Forecast for tonight: darkness.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
Questions to Ponder...
Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
Where's the good in goodbye?
Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing?
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.(Yup.)
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(Never got one, but I would like to try.)
~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (Whenever I can which is rare.)
~You wear the color pink (Not always..but, yes I admit that I do.)
~You love hoodies.('Course.)
Friends vs. Best Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining. BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "We screwed up again."
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!
Your Natalie side
~You love shopping (Do we have to go through this again?)
~You wear designer clothes
You are a Lucian (No, I'm actually half Janus and half Madrigal.)
~Your fave color is black
~ You are proud
~ You are pretty (I guess so. Isn't everybody? What do you expect me to be? A fashion expert?)
~You like threatening people (You probably don't want to give me a reason to.)
~You like fancy food(Who says that I care?)
~You have a brother (Well, actually two brothers, but that doesn't matter.)
~ You are 11 (I was. Like 3 years ago.)
~ You are rich (I guess so...)
Total = 7/11
Your Amy side
~ You only like shopping for books (Now you see why I like shopping?)
~You like jeans and t-shirts (Duh.)
~You are 14(Scroll all the way up. January 23rd was my B-day.)
~You are middle classed.
~You prefer the lesser things in life(So what?)
~You have a brother who's a dweeb(Yes. I am talking to you, Dan.)
~You sometimes stutter(Sometimes...)
~You like OK food(I don't really care.)
~You don't have a fave color
~ You are humble (I guess I am.)
~ You look pretty, but don't realize it (Realize what?)
~You have a brother whose real name is Daniel and likes to be called Dan.(Ironic, huh?)
Total = 10/12
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Upcoming Stories are:
Never Mess With A Ksbra
Don't Hate The Wiz
My Stories that I plan to update:
The Ninja, The BOOKWORM, and the CoBRAS
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