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Joined 04-03-11, id: 2819909, Profile Updated: 09-08-12
Author has written 5 stories for 39 Clues, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

Hello, to anyone who is bothering to read this! If you ever have a problem like depression, anxiety, cutting, purging, burning, or starving I am here to talk to. If you ever need advice just come to me!

I have been on here for a little over a year and still can't figure out links -_- I feel like a blonde

http://www.quizazz.com/story.php/1328432/She-will-be-Loved/1 love this story!

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also my tumblr name is strving-to-be-beautiful

I WAS LucianCahill39

name- Brooke

age-13 and just turned 13 this January 20

hair-blonde and a little past my shoulders

eyes-glasz

activities- I'm on the track team, I love to swim, play golf, and tennis. I even played softball when I was 5. I am very short at only 5'4 but many people tell me that I'm pretty and that I'm too skinny.

dreams-I want to be a Victoria Secret Angel, a Playboy Bunny, and a doctor, though the last one is probably impossible due to my lacking in math skills.

location-my fucking mind

favorite songs- Numb-Linkin Park, The Sharpest Lives-My Chemical Romance, Pain-Three Days Grace

favorite bands-Black Veil Brides, Blood on the Dance Floor, Falling in Reverse,Linkin Park, Shinedown, Fall Out Boy, The Ready Set, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At the Disco, The Used, Green Day, Three Days Grace

Also if anyone here is on Kik my username is LOLbrooke

Other things you should know about me are is how I have depression, ADD, OCD, and insomnia.

REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


Stereotypes:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life or feelings so I MUST be having problems.

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Ouran HSHC Parody by A Dose Of Honey reviews
What if Haruhi was a girl in the host club? A bit ooc ness but its a parody! I promise I won't disappoint...I hope. But it's mainly all the same from the manga/ anime except with my own twist. Anything you wanted to happen and more, happens! Expect humor and all that good stuff! Warning: Fluff, lemons and basically whatever sexuals I will throw at you. ;)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,216 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
It's Called Hyperactivity by xSlytherclaWx reviews
I found an old challenge a friend gave me, and I decided to try it. Parody. I put Mikey and Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance in there, too... R&R please. Flames welcome, I don't care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - OC, George W. - Complete
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Truth or Dare reviews
Natalie and Ian have a reunion and all the kids from the 39 Clues play truth or dare.Revised version 10x better than the orginal.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011
Reading the Books reviews
Hullo, this is Brooke. I've kidnapped two of my favorite book characters! This is exactly how the title puts it, maybe if I get enough views this will have an official summary. They will be reading Harry Potter first!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/24/2012
Harry's Mind
A short drabble about what Harry may of been thinking after the war. Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
You Remember Me reviews
After eight long months Annabeth comes on the Argo II and finds the love of her life; Percy Jackson. Will he remember her? That's all she was thinking about on the Argo II.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Secerts Revealed
Imagine what would happen 20 years after the clue hunt and Amy and Ian had a child? What if the said child fell in love with a son of a Vesper's leader, yet she was still unsure of him? What if the son of the Vesper's leader have a change of heart?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Published: 10/27/2011