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Joined 04-03-11, id: 2820131, Profile Updated: 01-26-14
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and She's the Man.

Hello, I'm alana. I don't write very good fanfiction, but I try. (Previous name was silentunicorn)


You can Find me on Deviantart, tumblr and AO3


Please feel free to critique


Fandoms:

Harry Potter

Avengers

Sherlock(BBC)

Doctor Who

Merlin

Supernatural

Death Note

Invader Zim

No. 6

Star Trek tos

Star Trek (2012)/Star trek into Darkness

Off*beat (check the author out, she's amazing Wulfmune.deviantart.com)

Attack on Titan

She's The man

Don't hug me I'm scared


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Static by inuyashas-grrl97 reviews
A modern day story with our favorite Berkians! Hiccup is the outcast of his school and doesnt have very many friends. He believes he will probably die alone, still a virgin, ect. Will all that change when a new student Moves in next door? WARNING! Human!ToothlessxHiccup Yaoi. Don't like? Don't read! Possibly other pairings later in story. XP
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless
The Real Curse by Succinct Disquisition reviews
Movie universe:Ted never came back to hear the rest of the Once-ler's story, but years later he returns to the Oncler's residence to lash out at the man he feels ruined his life. The trees never grew but what else might have remained the same? Ted-ler
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,747 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - The Once-ler, Ted Wiggins
Room 412 by DarrenIsLove reviews
Au. Merlin and Arthur end up as roommates in college. Slow relationship progression that will follow the growth of friendship as in BBC's Merlin, but will eventually become slash. Rated M for language and Merthur slash. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Paparazzi by cupidity11 reviews
HIATUS: The Membrane Empire is getting a new leader and all the tabloids want the latest gossip. However, only one magezine has this advantage; A sexy Invader of Lives whose sole goal is to make Dib the center of the worst scandal of the decade.ZADR AU
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Dib, Zim
A Seperate Piece by rhythm-within reviews
A story set in between John Knowles' actual words. It's all about the subtext. Slash. Warning: this uses a fair bit of original text.
A Separate Peace - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Gene F., Finny - Complete
The Service by Kalee60sAlterEgo reviews
Arthur breaks down in the middle of nowhere with only one garage in a fifty mile radius. He expects his car to be fixed within a matter of minutes, what he didn't expect was a mechanic named Merlin... Contains MaleXMale, One-Shot with a 'little' plot...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Gag and Chain, Pleasure and Pain by AtrumMaximus reviews
Thor/Loki PWP inspired by the gag and chains Loki had on at the end of Avengers. Warnings for rough sex, semi-sibling incest and breathplay. Oh and the gag and chain of course. Written as a tumblr askbox adventure.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Let Me be Your Downfall Baby by thanatopis reviews
When Yukio meets Rin Okumura, the new transfer student that he is suppose to train to become an exorcist, he can't help but want to strangle the guy. Rin being...Rin just wants to push Yukio's buttons more. AU DISCONTINUED
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,343 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Rin O., Yukio O.
A Virgin You Say? by Amy494walker reviews
Hotch really should know better, even when drunk, than to challenge Reid. HotchxReidxOFC. Warning, very smutty. Prostitution, threesome. NC-17
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Profile Me, Doc by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Hotch and the team are called in for an extremely unique case in New York City. The Crowned Clown Prince of Crime always loved a challenge, and Reid has never liked to lose, and the Joker learns that even he can't break the laws of attraction...J/R slash.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,005 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Joker, S. Reid
Sex in an Alley by Gamebird reviews
At the end of season 2, Sylar has just regained his power. He meets Future!Peter, who is trying to figure out what aspect of history he needs to change to make the future better. Porn with very little plot.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Peter P. - Complete
A New Curriculum by Peppertails51 reviews
Professor Dumbledore returns to Hogwarts with a new class in mind for the students. Draco can't help but notice how well Harry excels in this strange subject. HarryxDraco with slight HarryxRon but it's one sided.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,425 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like Winter by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
As far as Finny is concerned Gene and winter have a lot in common. Kinda PhineasxGene. One-shot.
A Separate Peace - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - [Finny, Gene F.] - Complete
Will you be my daddy? by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash,MPreg,bit AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 5377 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bang Bang' Goes the Snake by S. Flook reviews
Two things were common knowledge around Hogwarts; Slytherins threw the best parties and Draco Malfoy had Daddy-issues. HPDM, sex, drugs, rock n' roll.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Scent by Canadino reviews
It's gotta be a new cologne. Finny/Gene
A Separate Peace - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Finny, Gene F. - Complete
Burn It To The Ground by masterthief-extrodinare reviews
Toothless is a mob boss of Berk with quite a reputation. What happens when he meets the Police cheif's son? What will happen to Toothless's world? This is A Toothless/Hiccup yaoi fanfiction. So be warned.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,524 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
He Doesn't Know Does He? by MeMiMoMemories reviews
He Doesn't Know Does He? Probably.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
obvious by MeMiMoMemories reviews
Is it obvious? Kind of.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Adventure by Tori Lynn Leblanc reviews
Chuckie always feels safer when Tommy is around... could it be that his feelings for his best friend since diaper days extend beyond those of mere friends? Best friends don't always have to grow apart. Tommy/Chuckie yaoi. Rated T for a kiss.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Tommy P., Chuckie F. - Complete
Tory's Complication by DragonfyreGirl reviews
Tory and Colin have known each other for a year and have not said anything to the other about their feelings. Will a visit from a blast from Tory's past change that?
Off*Beat - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010
I love you Tamaki Suoh by AngelOfThursday reviews
Kyoya loves Tamaki, but Tamaki reveals his love for another to Kyoya. What will Kyoya do? Better than it sounds, I swear. enjoy!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Closet by followmedown97 reviews
Just a simple game of truth or dare, but how could it lead to something so, so. Well, mature. BxB no like, no read.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
When the Heart Decides by peagoose6 reviews
David Rossi returns to the BAU and finds romance where he leasts expects it. Rated M for later chapters. SLASH Gets Lemony after chapter 65, hot lemons scattered throughout.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 166 - Words: 168,353 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - S. Reid, D. Rossi
Working Overtime by VixenReborn reviews
Zuko has thrown everything he has into his self made bodyguarding business. Four years of work might just go down the drain in one night all for the sake of one unexpected client: A monk named Aang. Zukaang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,615 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Burning Obsession by Sleepy Raindrop reviews
Aang has a bit of an obsession.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
School Scandal by Peppertails51 reviews
Sequel to 'Close Quarters'. Drake and Josh have finally admitted to their true feelings and are now exploring the benefits. But can they keep their relationship a secret? Or is it too hot to hide. DrakexJosh.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,515 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Josh N., Drake P. - Complete
To like more than candy by Roxxi13 reviews
It was just a boring day in the Host Club... okay, not really. Unfortunately, Kyouya now has more on his hands than ever before. For my friend Amanda, who gave me the idea!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Kyōya O., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
An Unseen Scene by reniRCx reviews
Finny and Gene realize that they've both been hiding the same thing from each other. Light slash.
A Separate Peace - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Finny, Gene F. - Complete
Together by Sang-Argente reviews
Gene doesn't jounce the limb. Finny didn't die. Just a little flash of happiness. PRE-SLASH FINNY/GENE
A Separate Peace - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Finny, Gene F. - Complete
The Day I Told You I Loved You by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
Gene/Finny! In which Brinker finds out something he shouldn't, and Finny and Gene need to learn how to shut the door. Character death at the end. Sort of skips around a bit...
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Gene F., Finny - Complete
A Great Morning by TheDude135 reviews
A very special morning for Robin and Beast Boy if ya get my drift. Rated M for a good reason, BB/Rob, heavy 'Relations', one-shot
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
Because, Guinevere, He’s a Prat” by Merthurtilidie reviews
Modern day AU Arthur/Merlin. Merlin gets paired up with a certain someone for a science project and gets more than he bargained for. Slash! :D
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,381 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Close Quarters by Peppertails51 reviews
When you spend every day with someone, you might get closer than you thought. This is a lesson Josh will learn the hard way... literally. DrakexJosh. Check out the sequel: 'School Scandal'.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Josh N., Drake P. - Complete
Let's Go Together by xMysterious Darknessx reviews
UNDER REVISION. I'm replacing chapter 9-13. Should be done sometime this week. My apologies. ZukoxAang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,112 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Aang, Zuko
Ice Cream and Illegal Sex by xMysterious Darknessx reviews
Zuko discovers his purpose in life: To be with Aang and restore peace to the world alongside him. Title suggests whatever comes before that. ZukAang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Foutley's Phone Buddy by Ryosei Takashi Hime reviews
As punishment Carl now a freshman in high school is forced to join a program called Phone Buddies where he's bored by other kids' petty problems. Until he hears a familiar voice on the other end. SLASH WARNING! Carl/Blake
As Told By Ginger - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,603 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007
With a Kiss by east-side-stories reviews
LoomerXNed! Ned finds something out in the rain one night and reflects on what happened before and after the event.
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Billy L./Bully, Ned B. - Complete
It's warmer with 2 people in bed by xPhineasx reviews
January is a terrible month for the heater to break. Good thing it's warmer with 2 in a bed. FinnyGene Lemon One shot
A Separate Peace - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
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What she knew reviews
PWP Olivia/Viola
She's the Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Viola H., Olivia L. - Complete
Accidental reviews
Draco and Harry have a little misunderstanding PWP CRACK FIC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete