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I am halfway to reality and a little bit lost. No really if you see me holler, I probably won't hear you.
Books I like; Harry Potter, Graceling, Uglies, The Circle of Magic, Wolf Mark, Harry Potter, Septimus Heap, Talking With Dragons, Magic Bites
TV shows I like; Doctor Who, Scorpion, The Flash, Forever, Elementary, Merlin, Sherlock, The Listener,
Hobbies; needle felting, glass blowing, procrastinating, writing(duh), drawing, meditation, listening to music(all sorts), procrastinating, debating Sci-fi premises, Dancing (any kind), Mixing and using Henna, Archery, Special Effects Makeup, did I mention procrastinating?
Movies I Like; Now You See Me, How To Train Your Dragon, Big Hero 6, Inception, Source Code, Limitless, R.E.D
The Pity Train has just derailed
at the intersection of
Suck It Up & Move On
And crashed into We All Have Problems,
Before coming to a complete stop at
Get The Heck Over It.
About how we operate
Can be forwarded to
This is Dr. Sniffle reporting
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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Damn... I just realized I have a donut addiction.
Sayings to live by;Life is a banquet, and yet there are millions of suckers starving to death There are a limited number of assholes in the world, so we all have to take a turn. Some people just don't know when their turn is up and others skip in line. I don't fear dying, death is natural. What I fear is the cause of death. Knowing me, my death will probably be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong moment. Weapons don't kill people, people kill people. You might not be able to point at someone, say "bang" and they'll drop dead, but a gun wont fire on its own. No I didn't trip, I hugged the floor. It looked lonely. Tests are bullshit, science tests are Smart Bullshit. Without art, earth is just eh
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