Loki's Awesome Mortal Wife
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Joined 04-03-11, id: 2820372, Profile Updated: 05-31-18
Author has written 5 stories for Wrestling, Vampire Knight, and Soul Eater.

HELLOOOO!!!!!! I'm Loki's Awesome Mortal Wife! I love the Avengers so... yeah...

Name: I'm named after a motorcycle, you figure it out!!!

Fav. Books: HARRY POTTER, Inkheart, and a bunch more!

Fav. Movies/ Shows: HARRY POTTER, The MCU, WWE Monday Night Raw, Friday Night Smackdown, Tough Enough, TNA, Interview With a Vampire, Queen of the Damned, and more.

Fav. Wrestlers: RANDY ORTON, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Shannon Moore, Jesse Neal, Beer Money, AJ Styles, The Pope, Somoa Joe, Amazing Red, Rey Mysterio, Wade Barret, Justin Gabriel, Heath Slater, Ted Dibiase, Stone Cold, Sting, Jeff Jerrett, The Undertaker, DX, Kane, Christian, Edge, Drew McIntyre, Evan Bourne, John Morrison, Tyson Kidd, and The miz.


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Stereotypes

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I’m a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I’m a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a “big one”.
I’m EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I’m SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I’m a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I’m a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I’m MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I’m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I’m MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I’m black.
I’m GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn’t hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I’m SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, or future.
I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I’m PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I’m PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I’m a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can’t help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I’m a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.


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L'Amour Et La Mort by Miazaki-san reviews
Family had always been important to Olivia, and when she had lost her own, she was determined to make sure nothing took her new one away from her. Even if her new family consisted of a skirt chaser, a foul mouthed butler, and the King of Vampires.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 331,490 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 11/24/2016 - [Alucard, OC] Walter
Black and Red by IndigoBlueButterfly reviews
Thalia is an orphan and, for lack of a better word, a street rat. After escaping a band of thugs, she did not expect to be so quickly adopted into the Phantomhive household, and she didn't expect to develop feelings for a certain red-eyed butler. SebastianxOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 313,545 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 8/2/2023 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., OC - Complete
Sanctuary by BumbleIsABee reviews
It was not a conscious decision. It was an instinct. Bella was going to be a mother and like all mothers in the world who're worthy of that precious title, she would do anything and everything to protect her child; even deal with the Devil himself. Later chapters rated M. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,394 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 10/16/2021 - Published: 4/18/2016 - [Bella, Aro] Edward, Marcus - Complete
The Potion Master's Grace by Deadlydollies13 reviews
It all started one week before the end of Fourth Year. Everything was relatively normal for Grace McClivert; she had been enjoying her years at Hogwarts, made lots of new friends, done well in all of her classes, started to grow out of her awkward phase, and had been happily residing with her foster family for four years now. Or, at least, she thought she had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 138,413 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/30/2021 - Published: 12/28/2016 - [Draco M., OC] Severus S., Luna L.
Blazing Crystal by faithy waithy reviews
"Me, you idiot! I love you!" When I was younger, I imagined my mystery love would be a strong warrior from the tribe. However, it appeared fate had a strange way of smacking me in the face. For some strange and unforeseeable reason, I had fallen in love with Prince Zuko of the Fire Nation. **Romance. Crystal (OC) X Zuko. Sister fic. (Being Revised in separate story link!).**
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 73 - Words: 613,790 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 12/30/2020 - Published: 12/15/2015 - [Zuko, OC] - Complete
The Darkness Within by blackbutler415 reviews
Azami knew all too well the risks of knowing Kaname Kuran, the pureblood king. But what she didn't know was that he had plans that involved her, plans that made her a good pawn in his chess game. (Used to be The New Girl)
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,467 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/7/2020 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Kaname K., Yuki C., Zero K., OC - Complete
The Corporal's Words by Digibear reviews
Just a take on what took place after Mikasa and Levi escaped the female type titan. Mikasa/Levi. Rivamika.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,954 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 7/29/2019 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Mikasa A., Levi A.
Captive Eyes by KaraZor-el98 reviews
Claudine Basset, a 19 year old American travels to France to audition for a pianist position. However, things don't go according to plan like she'd hope. Will she find new romance? Or will her world be shattered leaving her brokenhearted.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,757 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Christine, Erik, Raoul, OC - Complete
Life is a waltz by KovatePrivalski97 reviews
The war was over, and although many lives were lost, one of them was just taking a nap. Literally. However, the countless casualties suffered by the magical world seriously threatened it with extinction. But the Ministry of Magic will make sure that such a thing never happens. No matter what it takes. / AU. Snamione. Cover art by Usagistu.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 116,922 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Ron W.
Leave by PainlessAnguish reviews
"She will leave immediately. That is my final order." At the height of the new opera populaire, a young girl with almost no talent comes to close to ruining it all. Carmelina has these dreams of music and the Phantom finds those dreams of hers impossible. But nothing seemed more impossible to either of them- than falling in love with each other.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,295 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Erik, OC, Madame Giry
One Autumn Day by megzela reviews
Several years after the Battle at Hogwarts, Hermione spots a man who looks just like Severus Snape. But it couldn't be him - he died in the battle... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,376 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S., OC - Complete
My Dark Angel by Princess Kanako reviews
This would be an example. There would be blood. And pain. Both halves of the Black Wings would understand this folly before they died. The same as other men before them, they would die for a human. UNDERGOING EDITING
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 63,475 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/23/2010 - [Dark M., OC, Krad]
Stuck Together by Wolfgirl706 reviews
Victoria and her army are coming for Bella so Edward sends Bella away to Italy to stay in Voltera. To stay in a palace filled with bloodthirsty vampires. And to make matters even worse, Caius has been appointed to look after her. Adopted from DaughterofHadesandNyx.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,703 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Bella, Caius - Complete
A Bleached experience by CosmicShadowNinja reviews
Young Nikki ends up in a different demention, and not any demention the beach-verse! Not only that is seams as though fate has it against her when the first thing she runs into is actually Grimmjow... How did she get there well I guess you have to find out.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,308 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Grimmjow J.
The Other Half by Sigyn Gray reviews
The story didn't end after The Guardians won. Jack and Pitch's fates were still being written and interwoven by one connecting factor: Jillian St. Valentine, aka Cupid, Jack Frost's little sister and the Boogeyman's dearest love. Post-movie; PitchxOC. Slight hiatus;Will be updating again soon.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,665 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - [Pitch, Jack's sister] Jack Frost
The Two Souls: Flowing Water by The 2nd Avatar reviews
If the world were to be thrown into chaos, two must be born to keep stability. They will grow together, two yet one. But differences will tear them apart, for destiny has planned one of their downfall by the hands of the other. And the one that survives shall keep balance as the only Avatar. The chosen one of two. The trailer to this story is on my profile.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 137,606 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Zuko, Katara, OC
Trust Games: Truth or Dare by Ninjapotato reviews
"Now, in order to try and improve your behavior, we are going to play a group game in order to help you take out you anger on others in a non-violent way and release any grudges you have against each other. We are going to play-"Gin did a drum roll on the arm of his seat with his hands. "-Truth or Dare."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Grimmjow J., Espada
Demon Bleach by Bunny Fair reviews
all the espadas are demons and starrk is one of the two or three that haven't mated. a girl named rose is in his dreams and she eventually gets kidnapped and saved. aizen has a secret and tells her. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW. i own nothing
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2012 - C. Stark - Complete
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Same Problem, Different Story reviews
Pandora is a female meister with a past only her weapon, Damon, knows. What happens when she enrolls at the DWMA? And meets Death The Kid, a person who shares the same OCD as her? KIDXOC
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Death The Kid
Aidou's Favorite ! reviews
Aidou has lost "it" and is running a much! Hilarity ensues! might be up to 4 chapters
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Hanabusa A. - Complete
Impalement reviews
Can an injury help you find love? Apparantly it can, or at least for Ichiru Kiryu it does.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Ichiru K., Maria K. - Complete
You Look Pretty Tonight reviews
Yuuki goes to a ball. But something happens, but thats not the shocker. Whats the shocker is with who it happens with.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Ichiru K., Yuki C. - Complete
A Gentleman reviews
Jeff gets heartbroken. There is only one person who can fix it. Rose... this is a one shot
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Jeff Hardy - Complete