-ACCEPTING COMMISSIONS-

Since my attempt at having a Pat-reon didn't attract many people and some things have gotten a bit hectic, I'll be doing some commissions for those who are willing to pay 10 USD for a 10k word one-shot or similar.

IMPORTANT: The reason I charge so cheap is because I will take my time when writing these stories because I've got a full-time job and I'm a bit of a perfectionist, so do expect me to be a tad neurotic when trying to do your stories as best I can even if I take forever and a day to do them. So, yes, it'd be preferable if you asked for short stories if possible, but I'll still try my best with any long ones.

RULES:

1. Contact me in this site via private message.

2. Know I value my privacy so keep all info I give you about myself between us and no one else, thank you.

3. Payment first through Pay-Pal, and I'll make sure to deliver the goods as soon as possible, but be patient since I've got a job.

4. I will accept smut requests, but please do NOT ask me for gore, ryona (beating up women), anything involving feces or urine, bestiality, farting, diapers, vore, or death.

5. You may pay extra for it, but you can make requests for yaoi and furry stuff. I'm okay with yuri, though.

6. Only the SFW stuff will be posted here, I'll keep the spicy stuff - smuts - between the commissioner and myself but said commissioner can share it if they want.

7. Remember, it's 10 US dollars for a 10k-word one-shot, 20 dollars for a 20k words one, and so on.

8. Stuff like netorare or other such mean-spirited tropes which aren't on the list of the big no-nos are up for discussion, but I can still say no if I don't feel like I could do them. For example, I could do humiliation, but not to a character who I feel does not deserve it.

9. Character bashing is a complicated subject, so here:

a) bashing is putting a character one dislikes for personal reasons in a negative light and having bad things happen to them. I get when that should happen, such as seeing a smug character steal without learning anything or facing repercussions for the crime.

b) there are times, mostly when excessive, that bashing harms the story since dedicating a section of any work to such negativity drains all fun out for me. Yes, I'm a hypocrite since I used to do it, but being mad at something isn't fun, so I try to let bygones be bygones.

c) should you request me to bash someone, know I may as well not write the character in the story or go at it with more comedic effects like, say, a thief being caught and having to work a really bad job to pay off the debt by shoveling manure or something like that.

d) don't expect me to dedicate a whole story to be negative about a character, I want to write for fun, not just venting anger I'm already too jaded to hold in my heart.

-THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT TO-

Slyboyseth - I owe you many thanks and as good a one-shot as I will write.

Taurus Frederick, I wish I could write more eloquent stuff here, or realized you sent me a donation a while ago, but I'm still new to this donation stuff and don't even use it as much as I would. Sorry for the late appreciation, and thanks for being the first guy to tip me.

Mcdolant - Your patronage is appreciated and any writing tip you want is yours.

-BETA WRITERS WANTED-

I'll make a list down below naming the writers helping me and what fic they're aiding me with:

Miraculous Fox: The Lord Of Pages, he helps me with most of my fics while I help him with his. He aids me a lot with this one and as a beta-reader.

Two-fisted Kitsune: the beta writer, and quite a creative guy, is Serendipitous House Pet

Briefs' Bizarre Ghost Hunt: Serendipitous House Pet was the hero who helped finish this mad project.

-FANART I USE OR GET FROM WONDERFUL ARTISTS I NEED TO THANK MORE-

Profile picture: ht tps : // www . deviantart . com / itzken / art / Shuumatsu-no-Valkyrie-Sasaki-Kojiro-849776180

HUGE thanks to the guy who made these babies, talrexmonarch:

Original cover art for A charming jester: ht tps : // www . deviantart . com / art/Left-Brain-Right-Brain-706178594

Cover art for Will of a hero: ht tps : // deviantart . com / art/Out-of-the-shadow-s-739356813

Cover art for Killer Shark in Hero Academia: ht tp s : // www . deviantart . com / mysterywhiteflame / art/Deku-Shark-shark-shark-875846175

Cover art for Toon Private Eye: ht tps: //www. deviantart. com/mysterywhiteflame/art/Smelly-Dick-893646744

And another big thanks to Jenko J. Jenkins 99 for this beauty:

Cover art for A charming jester: ht tps : / / www. deviantart. com / jenkojjenkins99 / art / A - Charming - jester - 1 - 758803232

-Uchiha Satsuki/FemSasu (A pic for any fic in which she may be in):

http : // bladeofvalhalla . deviantart . com /art/smile-Sasuko-289156455

-Two-Fisted Kitsune genderbendings:

Inuko: http : // gelbooru . com / index . php?page=post&s=view&id=1013807

http : // gelbooru . com / index . php?page=post&s=view&id=1348875

http : // gelbooru . com / index . php?page=post&s=view&id=1348876

Setsuna and Inuko: http : // gelbooru . com / index . php?page=post&s=view&id=1166222

http : // gelbooru . com / index . php?page=post&s=view&id=1166263

Remove the spaces in the URLS and there you go.