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Joined 12-02-00, id: 28205, Profile Updated: 08-02-11
Author has written 10 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Final Fantasy VIII, Kingdom Hearts, and Halo.

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... Prolific @ b e s t // Obsessive @ w o r s t ...

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Well, I'm going to go ahead and say that a two year hiatus was long enough, and it's about time I came back and tied up some loose ends. Original fiction can be found on under my new handle KismetDoll.

By the way, why don't you just go and suck it, Dame of Gallifrey. Do not attempt to start a war. That is all.

Check out The Medic

Before reading just about me, don't forget to check out my other account, The Medic.

"The hilarious account of a zombie attack on a small college town. Includes SoRiku, AkuRoku, and Cloud/Leon. Also, the occasional vampire, warlock, and a psychic or two. ...okay, so it's just crazy. Whatever." ~ ripped from our bio.

"Sora was getting pretty good at handling strange news. Riku being in love with him? Check. Roxas dating a gay vampire? Check. But a sinister undead plot to destroy the city? …That was definitely pushing it." ~ ripped from the summary.

So go check out The Medic and let me know what you think of the joint effort. We stayed up many a night/super-early-morning at Denny's drinking massive amounts of coffee and practically having panic attacks (Roxas, anyone??) from caffeine overdose.

"I'm an addict
for dramatics,
I confuse the two for love..."
Liar, Taking Back Sunday

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours first
Let's compare scars, I'll tell you whose is worse
Let's rewrite these pages and replace them with our own words..."
Swing Life Away, Rage Against

UPDATE (blood explosion) EXTRAORDINAIRE!!
I am currently scouring the planet for a (new??) beta for my Kingdom Hearts fanfiction that desperately needs to be finished, as well as for my current obsession with all things Red vs. Blue. Yes, I know I'm a little behind on the times since Season 9 is coming out this summer and currently my fanfiction for that fandom is dated to post episode 100 and before I ever watched the following seasons (still working on that in addition to re-watching everything about a hundred thousand million times). Alas.

Ah, alrighty. Updated bio time.

Name: Sonja Blade
Age: 24
D.O.B.: 2.9
Location: The STL
Email: KismetDoll at hotmail dot com
Leon (Kennedy), my German Shepard/Pitbull mix (yes, he was adopted); R.I.P Edward the Vampster
LJ: KismetDoll (under massive construction... but friend me anyway!!)
Betas: Currently looking for one
Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts, Gundam Wing, Full Metal Alchemist, Final Fantasy VIII, Ouran High School Host Club, YuYu Hakusho, and Red vs. Blue/Halo
Anime: Gundam Wing, Hellsing, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Serial Experiments Lain, Death Note, Devil May Cry, Ranma 1/2, Chobits, Gravitation, Ouran High School Host Club, Sukisho!, YuYu Hakusho, Sensitive Pornograph, My Neighbor Totoro, Kiki's Delivery Service, Howl's Moving Castle, Ponyo, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, (I should really say all things Studio Ghibli) ... and Red vs. Blue doesn't count as anime but it needs to go somewhere...
Games: Kingdom Hearts I & II, Final Fantasy: II, III, VII, VIII, IX, III (DS release), Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, Digital Devil Saga (SMT), Persona 2, Tomb Raider, Grandia II, Tales of Symphonia, Call of Duty 3, Halo & Halo 2 & Halo 3, Bomberman, Condemned, Gears of War, Gears 2, Gears 3 BETA!!, Rainbow Six Vegas, Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil 5, UNO via XBL with video chat...


Cloud X Leon
Caboose X Donut
Church X Tex
Church X Tucker
Church X Caboose
Kyouya X Tamaki
Haruhi X Tamaki
MC X Cortana

Pairings I hate to admit to:

Axel x OC (yes, that's right...)
Edward X OC
Duo X OC
Church X OC
Tucker X Tex


"You make me wanna punch babies in the face!" ~ Brett
"I know you're ignoring me because it only rang twice!" ~ 1/2 of The Medic
"Crapping should be a marathon, not a 100-meter dash." ~ Brett
"I may run and hide, but I never tell a lie." ~ Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing
"Got it memorized?" ~ Axel, Kingdom Hearts II
"He made me feel... like I had a heart." ~ Axel, Kingdom Hearts II
"I think I liked it better when they were on my side!" ~ Axel, Kingdom Hearts II
"You're a lesbian by default because you're afraid of penises."

Red vs. Blue
...a dedication to the world's smallest sub-fandom...

Before I start on my rant, the guys and girls of Rooster Teeth are abso-fucking-lutely amazing and I am happy to say that not only have I met them, but I've glomped Donut, or at least the guy who plays Donut. I've also spoken with Joel aka Caboose, who makes wonder how the hell he manages to function IRL. Anyway, the Red vs. Blue universe is a fandom inside a fandom, thus making it the smallest sub-fandom ever I'm pretty sure. As I went through the mere seven pages of romance fanfiction that makes up the Halo fandom I came to the sudden realization that almost all of it fucking sucks. I mean, some of it is really bad. So I have decided to commit to memory the personalities of my favorite characters to properly devise a strategy to eliminate this mainly shit-filled shisno of a sub-fandom. I will focus roughly ten percent of my free time to researching Red vs. Blue, the characters, and other shitty fanfics to bring you a wonderful multi chapter story based on the one and only Red vs. Blue!!

I know it sounds a little excessive... but have any of you attempted to read some of these fics?? This one person made a crapload of lists that people actually reviewed... another person wrote a script that was almost entirely dialogue - occasionally broken with actual actions - and another person put them in high school. All of them. With a load of OCs. Not to mention that those first two things are against the guidelines of the site - no lists, no scripts... And all of the writing is pretty bad. Not entirely horrible, but in addition to the writing you've also got the PWP thing going on. I have to save this sub-fandom. I just have to.

So on to my favorite fucking quotes...

Church: Me and Tucker will go through the teleporter and cut him off at the pass! Tucker, you ready?
Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this! Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?
Tucker: I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that nobody could drive?
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: And? So? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot and covered in black stuff.
Church: So that's what this is about - you're afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yes, I am. I'm afraid of black stuff.

Church: So how are you doing Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?
Caboose: I think so. That guy Tex is really a robot... and you're his boyfriend... So that makes you... a gay robot.
Church: ... Yeah, that's right. I'm a gay robot.

Church: You don't know anything about the aliens who programmed you?
Gary: Correct. Instead, they filled all my memory banks with information about The Great Destroyer and his race.
Church: You mean humans.
Gary: That is not what they call you, but correct.
Church: Why? What do they call us?
Gary: ... Shisno.
Church: That's an insult, isn't it.
Gary: Perhaps this can be best explained in the form of a knock-knock joke. Knock, knock.
Church: Who's there?
Gary: You are.
Church: You are who?
Gary: You are a dirty, dirty shisno. Ha, ha, ha.
Church: All right, what does it mean?
Gary: What is the most foul-smelling animal on your planet?
Church: Umm... a skunk. Wait, so shisno means skunk?
Gary: Not exactly. Does a skunk defecate?
Church: Yes...
Gary: And does the skunk's defecation in turn produce its own excrement?
Church: Eww, no!
Gary: Then there is no equivalent for shisno in your language.

Frank DuFresne: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this.
O'Malley: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely" and after the word "violent" include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire."

Grif: You think they'll show up?
Simmons: Well, my gut says no but then again my gut's made of an advanced polymer and it doesn't know what the hell it's talking about. Stupid gut.

Church: All right, get ready to launch Operation Circle of Confusion.
Tucker: Uh, Church? It kinda looks more like a triangle from down here.
Church: What?
Tucker: I'm just saying, it doesn't look much like a circle. It looks more like we're forming a triangle. Just a side note.
Church: Okay, fine. Triangle of Confusion! Rhombus of Terror! Parabola of Mystery! Who cares? Get the goddamn show on the road!

Church: I didn't want to mess with the timeline.
Caboose: Time... line? (sighs) Time isn't made out of lines! It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.

Grif: That chick with the black armor is back!
Donut: What chick? The one who stuck a grenade to my head?
Simmons: That's the one.
Donut: The one who's the reason why I'm in this light red armor?
Grif: Donut, I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but it's so much faster just to say pink.
Donut: Oh, I've been waiting for this... (runs to the edge of the base at Sheila) Donut: Hey bitch! Remember me? I saved something for ya! (tosses a grenade at Tex and Sheila)
Tucker: (Simmons and Griff watch the grenade, Lopez/Church watch the grenade, and Tucker and Caboose watch the grenade) Wow. That girl has some arm...
Tex: (grenade lands in Tex's lap) Oh crap.
Donut: Hell yeah! Three points, you dirty whore!

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DIPS by Hanita-chan reviews
Destiny Island Paranormal Society, at your service. Sora, the newest member, only has 2 rules to learn: 1. Don't touch Cid's goddamn tea, and 2. Don't ever, ever call it DIPS. Oh yeah, and there's that whole ghost thing to worry about. AU. SoRiku, AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Riku, Sora
The Restaurant by Mamotte Ageru reviews
Axel works at a restaurant. Roxas is a student at the school on the opposite side of the street from the restaurant. Oh, and Axel is a Roxasphile. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,915 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Resident Emo by The Medic reviews
[AU] Sora was getting pretty good at handling strange news. Riku being in love with him? Check. Roxas dating a gay vampire? Check. But a sinister undead plot to destroy the city? …That was definitely pushing it. [SoRiku, AkuRoku, Cleon]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sora, Riku
Phantom Touch by spero spiro reviews
AU. Axel spent years trying to forget that kind of pain, and Roxas spent those same years drowning in it. Sequel to Ill Repute. AxelRoxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,266 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Ugly Duckling Effect by Azneyez reviews
Riku was always a looker, Sora wasn't. But when they arrange to meet each other's boyfriends in their first reunion in years, Riku is faced with a gorgeous and utterly unavailable problem. RxC and SxL slash, eventual RxS and LxC.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,707 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Betwixt by havelocke reviews
Riku finds himself torn between his best friend and a fiery lust filled redhead. [sora x riku x axel] au. yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,282 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Riku, Axel
The Games We Play by havelocke reviews
In which Axel’s the dealer, Riku takes on a bet, Sora’s the prize, and Roxas is the wild card. [riku x sora] [roxas x axel] au. yaoi. language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,300 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Axel, Riku
The Cricket Revolution by Hanita-chan reviews
[RikuSora] Sora never did anything halfway, so when he started rescuing crickets, he did it with a revolution in mind. What he didn't know was that his revolution would lead him straight to love. [AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,097 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Riku, Sora
Si Tu Disais by Quillslinger reviews
You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed. Axel/Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Complicated by Least reviews
Roxas had violent tendencies. Axel was the possessive kind of masochist. [AkuRoku][AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Remind Me Again? by Pharaoh-Ink reviews
Roxas, your typical teen in a typical highschool environment. What happens when you add a crazy pyromaniac into the picture? LOVE? Got it memorized? ...FINISHED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,632 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Deceitful Above All Things by Quillslinger reviews
Like a game of Snakes and Ladders, life can change with a roll of the dice. An Axel/Roxas novella in 30 amnesias.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Model of SelfControl by Koji Inari reviews
Axel is a fashion designer, Riku is a model. How much self control is one man supposed to have? AxelXRiku. Yaoi, Lemon, Some language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Axel, Riku
Good Enough by Rosalyn Angel reviews
[AU, AxelRiku] Sometimes love doesn't need to be completely overwhelming. Sometimes, it just needs to be good enough. [complete]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,008 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Riku, Axel - Complete
Never Again by Katsu reviews
Duo tries to break free from an affair.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Just Like the Picture by MeowSap reviews
Axel wonders what Namine is drawing...[oneshot, Axel x Namine] My first KH fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Axel, Naminé - Complete
Ill Repute by spero spiro reviews
AU. With no memory of himself, Roxas is taken to live in a halfway house for other runaways, abuse victims, and orphans who don’t seem quite normal… AxelRoxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,438 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Pyractomena Borealis by Katsu reviews
This is the sequel to Acherontia Atropos. Six months after the end of Atropos, the supernatural once again inserts itself roughly into the lives of the pilots, this time in the form of the Master of Tokyo. Edit completed 8705
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,486 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by Katsu reviews
I bet if the Devil himself walked in, you'd give him a couple of sandwiches before sending him on his way. He's got the ultimate hard luck story, after all..." (Reno x Tifa)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2004
Acherontia Atropos by Katsu reviews
An alternate universe, where Duo finds out that everything he ever learned from Dracula movies was WRONG (warnings for bad language, violence, shounen ai)
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,511 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 2/6/2001 - Duo M.
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Cerulean's Just Another Word for Blue reviews
[AkuRoku][SoRiku] Life's giving me enough crap, thanks to some unwanted feelings for my best friend. Throw two blue eyed twins into the mix and get the idea. Nothin' like a little healthy competition and disorderly conduct to make my day. [AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,314 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Campus Club Crusaders! reviews
[SoRiku][AkuRoku] College is hard when your rival got the Captains position you wanted, your roommate won't shut up about the 7th Harry Potter book, and your best friend's greatest joy is humiliating you. Riku just wants a break but what he gets is...[AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,222 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Riku, Sora
No Reason reviews
[AkuRoku] Switching schools in the middle of the year is hard. It's even harder when you fall for the weirdest kid in school. Throw in the miniscule fact that so called kid is a guy and the word 'outcast' takes on a whole new meaning. [AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,356 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Favors reviews
[RvB PostEp100] Simmons wanted nothing to do with the whirlwind romance between two of his least favorite Blues while he attempted to impede Tex’s request for a favor owed. To think, the whole thing started with a confession…[ChurchXCaboose][SimmonsXGrif]
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007
Gamertags and Screennames reviews
Riku can only laugh as Axel attempts to teach Sora how to hold a controller in between his unrealistic efforts to attain Rank 50. Sadly, being pistol whipped into oblivion by his rival, NoXIII, seems to be the only thing Axel does right. AkuRoku SoRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Something About Shopping Lists reviews
[AkuRoku] Axel loves shoping lists, so it's no surprise when he helps the confused looking blond kid while at work. Axel's not 'like that' but it's obvious his new friend is and he finds himself dealing with some strange feelings for the blond. [AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas
The So Called End reviews
[SoRiku] I don’t know how many times I pointed it out to him that it wouldn’t work. They were too different, and love does NOT conquer all. Especially first love. Typical as it may sound, especially coming from me, but that was the truth of the matter[AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sora, Riku
Solace reviews
[ oneshot ][ 1x2 ] Duo can't live Heero's lie anymore so he takes his life into his own hands.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
leave it up to you reviews
[Squeifer] It had been three years since Seifer Almasy had escaped from Ultimecia's Castle. However, in those three years, his mentality and sanity had been virtually shattered. He was not Seifer Almasy, he was known only as the ‘Sorceress' Knight'.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Squall L., Seifer A.
Goodbye, too late reviews
[ oneshot ] Duo's thoughts on a certain someone before he 'leaves'.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2001 - Published: 4/9/2001 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete