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My opinion of Naruto: It's like reading a book, everyone has their own opinions and outlooks on it. Every time a new manga chapter comes out, we're reading another page of this book. We'll all be hooked until we finish that book, as we can't quit in the middle of it. But there's a character for everyone, the personality you love. They give full-on depth to all the characters so that you could create an anime off of any one of them. They've done that for Rock Lee already.

The plot is great, there's tons of sadness, but tons of happiness. In shippuden they bring along forgiveness. Forgiving people, taking away hatred in your heart. And especially world peace, they link forgiveness with that. You can combine the characters you know and love, the plot you really like, the techniques (jutsus), attacks. The deaths make you want to comfort the characters. All in all, the sadness makes an opening for new beliefs, new wills, and an opening to happiness. It's a beautiful anime with just morals and the characters alone, not adding the twisted complicated plot, and animation.

Gender: Opposite of Female

Location: Wherever the road of life takes me.

Name: A common, and simple one. People are created from their deeds.

Favorite Color: Green

Hobbies: Hmm, I have a lot. Playing good songs on piano is one. By sheet music.

Cats or dogs?: Both. Cats are gentle and lovable, yet less playful, Dogs are loyal and loving, yet more violent. There are gentle dogs, and playful cats though.

Favorite type of fanfiction story: Adventure/Humor. Preferably one without Yaoi or pointless Romance. If you add romance to a mainly adventure story, no problem at all. Might even add humor or other elements

Favorite animal: Dogs, Cats, Foxes, Turtles, Frogs.

Sasuke was always the perfect, cool antihero. He stayed badass when he killed Orochimaru and had his Chidori Jizo, he owned Itachi's ass with his lightning mastery Kirin, and he defeated Deidara, no problem. That guy was a fag. Hell, Sasuke stayed cool when he was calm and in Akatsuki. He defeated Killer Bee, but Bee outsmarted him. But when Kage Summit started, and he got extremely butthurt, angry, and whined about Itachi 24/7, that's when we all lost respect for him. He was better as the emotionless badass like Itachi, but now he's an angry asshole.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments

Position: Log Worshipper

Possible Book of Log Positons:

Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.

If anyone has a PS3 and plays Naruto Storm Generations, or Storm 2, feel free to add me at Zelazno

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Shadow and Wind: New legends by Sir-Shun reviews
AU. Naruto and Shikamaru's lives take an unexpected turn. Follow the eccentric hero and the lazy genius on their journey to become legends. Chapter 53: Naruto and Shikamaru are in more trouble! Will they even reach Mizu at this rate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 339,671 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 2,056 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Second Chance by Tri17 reviews
Post 4th War. A dark truth in a dark room; a preserved body; a revival jutsu... It was fate that led her to him. Sakura needed a test subject for her revival jutsu and Itachi deserved a second chance at life. She could give him that chance. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 288,955 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 3,820 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Millenniums by ruhiko reviews
AU:Naruto had been living for thousand of years after the war with Madara and now he's going to go back. With so many knowledge of future things he's going to make a change to the shinobi world and along the way maybe create his own hidden village maybe..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Kit by brown phantom reviews
An injury affects the seal and releases the Kyuubi, but the result isn't what anyone could have expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 100,981 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] OC - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan III: Chuuten by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is coming. The storm is approaching quickly. Fueled by powers of demonic origins, two of them are destined to rise above the rest. To fly on the wings of angels into heaven itself. DISCONTINUED! Adopted by FictionReader98
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,718 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
New Possibilities reviews
The first time Naruto tries a Hiraishin , he completely fails due to his bad handwriting, and no other seal masters left to teach him better. Given a chance to teach himself in the past, what could he change or prevent? Very short Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,092 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Naruto U.