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Joined 04-04-11, id: 2821482, Profile Updated: 11-12-13
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, Death Note, Merlin, and Kuroshitsuji.

IMPORTANT NOTICE

Fanfiction has removed my story Reading the hallows (sth about lyrics or sth) i'm going to post it again but not sure when or even if its goin to be in fanfiction
...will let those who are interested to read know later.

Thank you

Seeing the account name you might guess that this account is shared between two people…(in which case you shall be right)…but if your intelligence has abandoned you like mine does from time to time, then let me tell you in CAPITALS: THIS ACCOUNT IS SHARED BETWEEN ELLIOT AND RUTH (formerly known as Sasuke)…even though I, Elliot, do most, if not all, of the work…*sigh*

XOXOXO

…Just some little tidbits bout us

NAME: I would tell you but then I’d have to kill you
PEN-NAME: Elliot S. Roy
AGE: I would tell but then I’ll be wrong every new year
GENDER: Bender…don’t ask
OCCUPATION: student, anime/manga lover, Harry Potter freak, dark lord-trainee, fan-girl, dancer, not-normal human, etc.
AIM: dark lord, psychology, doctor, kill purple and blue monstrosity, death note, etc
LIKES: anime/manga, TV, internet, books (really good), yaoi, chocolate, etc
DISLIKES: stereotypes/prejudice, vegetables, waiting, etc
ABOUT ME: :P

NAME: Now that would be telling
PEN-NAME: Ruth Sanzida
AGE: Old enough to distinguish between sex and gender but not enough to have wrinkles
GENDER: Female
OCCUPATION: student, anime/manga lover, joke/comic trainee, etc
AIM: rock star, climber, traveler, etc
LIKES: anime/manga, TV, internet, books (really good), yaoi, chocolate, etc
DISLIKES: Too many to list


-"Randomness is the base of conversation."

-"I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off."

-“Death is Life's way of telling you, 'You're fired!”

-"I 'could' act like a normal person, but where's the fun in that?" (Yes where is the fun in that?)

-"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

-“Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.”

-“Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!”(That is what I live by on)

-“I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.”

-“Growing old is inevitable/mandatory. Growing up is optional.”

-“Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.”

- "No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one."

-Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door shut.

-" When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. “(So painfully true)

- Insecurities are about as useful as putting the pin back in the grenade.

- Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

- Don't regret doing things; regret getting caught.

- "Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes."

- "Friends are God’s apology for relatives.”

- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

-When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year.

-Life without me, how boring would that be?

-If guns kill people then can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

….oh and Ungah!!!

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My Son, My Sun by Wordsplat reviews
Just before the events of Iron Man, a baby is left on Tony's doorstep. He wants nothing to do with it at first, but his time in Afghanistan changes his mind, and Tony vows to become a better man for his son's sake. Takes place during the events of the movies, but is wildly different as time goes on. Eventual Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,546 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Love and Hate by samptra reviews
Tony and Steve hate one another, everyone knows that. When a single moment changes everything, will Steve and Tony make it through?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I Didn't Know Your Name by clawswrites reviews
Steve and Tony had a one night stand previous to the Avengers movie, which explains all the tension. Now, months later, they resolve their differences...with sex, of course! Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Voice Like Velvet by theyleaveanote reviews
Months into being together, Sherlock decides he needs to conduct a bit of a survey to ensure he's pleasing John appropriately. John is satisfied in every aspect except - he lets slip that he wishes Sherlock would talk dirty. Rated M for naughty reasons and Sherlock's dirty mind. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wants and Needs by Reyuna Yukimura reviews
In which there is sex pollen, Tony is needy and horny, and Steve is more than happy to be ridden like a fucking bronco. Except, it takes a while because Steve's got Morals and Scruples.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dirty by DeanHeartsCas reviews
This basically takes place right after the portal closes and Tony wakes up. I saw Captain America all dirty and thought he needed a shower. Tony thinks the same before realising he needs one too. Graphic MM sex.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Sweet Surrender by HamsterCastiel reviews
Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
This Charming Kink by XGlamorousxGlueX reviews
A series of one shots where Remus and Sirius enjoy the joys of kinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,125 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Nightmare Crack by Jade the Grey reviews
On one of the many nights spent camping in the woods, Harry goes to investigate a strange noise and comes face to face with his nemesis sooner than planned. And The Dark Lord has a strange request... CRACKFIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Means to Brutality by Medorikoi reviews
Written for kink meme, Spoilers for story in parenthesis. Watson sells himself on the streets in his need to be dominated. He does not know it is Holmes who buys his company.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Sirius Black and the Failed Pick Up Lines by Hatter of Madness reviews
Sirius tries 45 pick up lines to get Remus to date him. Too bad they don't work. Rated T for language and innuendos. Dialogue only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Well, I'm Gonna Die Anyway by MermaidGirl34 reviews
While going to the Forbidden Forest to give himself up, Harry makes a decision. He's going to die anyway, why not go out with a laugh? Harry makes fun of Voldy before he is "killed." OOC Harry, confused and irritated Voldy. Crack-fic, now a 3-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Way I Wanted by Zeledus reviews
Nothing had ever gone the way Remus envisioned. From his Hogwarts house, to his transformation into a werewolf, to the most important thing in the world to him, his relationship with Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Al Desnudo by Lia-Osaka92 reviews
Ulquiorra sighed and took the paintbrush out from its case, staring at the white canvas in front of him. No matter what his friend thought, "painting of nude models" was NOT his definition of fun. GrimmUlqui, ShounenAi AU Rated for Grimms language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra] - Complete
Canine Play by Bastet Leonidus reviews
My first songfic.. Dedicated to Yaoifangir25. Pairing is Sirius x Remus. The song is Sexting by B.o.t.D.F. Warnings are inside. This is SLASH if you do not like it then you do not have to read it. This is also my first time doing this so it may suck.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Of Tinsel And Candy Canes by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
KINKY CHRISTMAS THEMED SMUT! sort of a sequel to 'Have You Been a Good Boy', but not really. ...There's not really a plot...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Five Times Remus Rendered Sirius Speechless by remuslives23 reviews
Five Times Remus Lupin Rendered Sirius Black Speechless and the One Time Sirius Turned the Tables . Please read the warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Cruel fate by ReixGaara reviews
A mission gone wrong and Kakashi is stuck henged as a cat. In finding someone to look after him until he can be changed back, he discovers a shocking truth about the village's over look nin. Kakairu, yaoi, implied sex, angst and fluff...some how, one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,550 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Not the jealous type by Charlotte Lazarus reviews
Slash. SB/RL. "Jealousy is all the fun you think they had." -Erica Jong
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Apple: A Sam x Dean Story by calhale reviews
After Dean And Sam find out about teh Supernatural book series and about the craziness of Slash, Dean starts to get curious and when Sam comes home with an apple just like in the might just go a little crazy. Rated M for a reason should be NC-17 Wincest!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
Pure Erotica by ElisiansBane reviews
During a diplomatic visit to a new country, Wolfram makes a cultural faux paux with a spice shaker, and as his fiance Yuuri must oversee his punishment. two-shot, PWP, Yuuram, self-beta'd, BDSM.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,628 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
A Hot August Night by shadowycat reviews
Watson seeks relief from the heat that plagues him.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Lily Learns More Than She Needed to Know by remuslives23 reviews
Or the actual title that won't fit is: How Lily Potter Learned More Than She Needed To Know About Remus and Sirius' Sex Life. Just what it says on the tin, people. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
An Apple a Day by hyperRme reviews
...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,067 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
12 Days of Christmas by DarkAuroran reviews
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Kakashi's gifts to Iruka and the fun that ensues from them. Silly smutty fun to celebrate the festive season. A raunchy KakaIru romp for all of you on Santa's naughty list this year, HoHoHo!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Rather Boring Routine by axlpfan reviews
Lily actually looked concerned. “What in Merlin’s name is wrong with him?” James fell back, shooting a revolted look at his best mate. “He’s gone and fallen in love.” He said, shaking his head in disgust.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Black Friday by DarkAuroran reviews
On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Wolf by silverspeech reviews
Naruto doesn't know it but Iruka-sensei and Kakashi-sensei knew each other once, almost a lifetime ago. Iruka reminisces his past life while noticing the parallels to the one he lives now. Maybe this time he'll find a happier ending...KakaIru, slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,131 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Rather be Sinned together than Blessed alone by Crazy4Moony reviews
Sirius is fed up with Remus being a believing wizard. How can Remus worship God while Sirius is right in front of him, and always there when he needs him? And it’s not like Remus has a halo either! Sirius'll show him. Oh, he'll show him good...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Summer Heat by Bonnie Black reviews
Twoshot, SLASH. Remus turns seventeen and goes into heat for the first time...lucky Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Midnight at the Mission's Desk by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
Weird conversations lead to revealations...[KakaIru].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The War of Seduction by nayru-kleinefee reviews
[KakaIru, GenRai] Kakashi believes that his cute Chuunin is much too sweet and innocent to seduce anybody. Iruka decides to prove him wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3553 - Favs: 5,288 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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Crusaders of Destiny reviews
Mysterious death cases...Even stranger circumstances...Heart failures...Was it the 4th kira?...or was it something else?Warning: Beware of everything and anything. You have been warned! Disclaimer: We do not own death note or Kuroshitsuji! But we own COD!
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,331 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - L, Ciel P.
A helping hander voice reviews
We all know how Harry's life turns out to be...but what would have happened if he had a helping hand...er voice?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P.
AZ : Arthur x Merlin reviews
This my first time writing Merlin fiction. I recently watched the show and fell in love with Merthur. This a Arthur x Merlin fic. Those who don't like Slash boy x boy , don't read this! I think the title pretty much sums it up. Please give it a try.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A series of unrelated stories
...even if related you'll be informed...Warnings shall be written on top of each story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,709 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Complete
So not Jealous reviews
It all started with Hogsmeade and ended in the closet...wait, not the closet The Forbidden Forest?...Sirius Black was so not jealous especially not of a... Warning: Slash! Don't like don't read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Another Note: Unfinished reviews
A cycle…a disruption…a new chance?...Light somehow is back in his high school and wait, the death note is GONE?...Ryuuk dropped the death note. It should have fallen straight down…except a gust of wind just had to interfere,causing the death note to hit the head of a certain dark-haired, panda-eyed detective. Crap! L has the death note!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2012 - L, Light Y.
Club reviews
Sirius has feelings for Remus who finds out. Crappy summary I know but read anyway. Warning:Slash meaning boyxboy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dreams are overrated reviews
As the title suggests.Warning rated M for a reason sex scene in the 2nd chap,Boys love.Don't like,don't read.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Hogwarts had enough reviews
Another letter fic.Hope you like it. Warnings:Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Lily Evans had enough reviews
Just like the title say.Warnings:Slash so don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dear Remus reviews
A little letter from Sirius to Remus. Warnings:Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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