Author has written 30 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Storm Hawks, K-ON!/けいおん！, Ouran High School Host Club, Girls und Panzer/ガールズ&パンツァー, and Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club.
Hi everybody, British Racing Green here.
I first discovered this site way back in February 2007, but it took me a while to actually sign up.
Over time, my tastes have changed in what I watch and read, but I still think of stories for them (some of which will appear in the future).
I'm sorry for any mistakes in my stories but I don't know how to fix them. If anybody can help me please tell me.
At the moment I'm really into Hetalia. No other show in history has all of history as themes for storylines, and it will always be topical and never get outdated.
I do have some HeadCanon that I use in my stories, which you can use if you like or copy and paste into your profile. Just as long as you give me credit for them that is.
Some are canon/fanon rules but some are all of my own (or my little sister’s) making.
My HeadCanon for Hetalia.
All the nations live in their capital city, however there are exceptions.
Italy Veneziano has a house in Rome and an apartment in Venice where he spends most of his time. Prussia lives with Germany in Berlin but also has a flat in Russia’s Kaliningrad because it used to be his capital – Königsberg. When he was East Germany, Prussia lived in East Berlin and Germany (as West Germany) lived in Bonn. Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales live in Edinburgh, Belfast and Cardiff respectfully but all have a key to England’s London home.
Romano represents Vatican City as of The Second Vatican Council, until that character officially appears.
The Britain brothers and Republic of Ireland's parents are Hibernia and Britannia. The Irelands (Republic and Northern are twins, Republic is the oldest). Scotland is the oldest in physical age, then the two Irelands, Wales, England and finally Sealand. Republic of Ireland doesn't see Northern Ireland as her twin anymore since he sided with his brothers when she wanted home rule. She sees her brothers as her cousins now.
Sweden, Finland, Sealand & Ladonia live together when they can (but the two recognised nations still have a place in Stockholm & Helsinki each) in the Åland Islands' capital (Mariehamn) because the islands are a Swedish-speaking region of Finland...you couldn't make it up.
Sweden and Finland live as and are treated as a married couple. However they can't actually get married unless the Kingdom of Sweden and the Republic of Finland merge like Austria and Hungary did in 1867.
A nation’s capital city also represents their heart.
The nations assisted with the designing of their flags and national anthems but can't vote in domestic elections.
All the nations speak English as well as their other offical or de facto languages.
Pakistan, India, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka are all siblings. Pakistan is the oldest while Sri Lanka is the youngest and all except India are girls.
Prussia hates the Nazis for brainwashing Germany. NAZISM IS NOT AWESOME!
On the same note, Italy was a fascist but Romano wasn't, and it was Romano who joined the Allies.
Japan was mentally ill during WW2. Japan and Imperial (Black) Japan were like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and you never knew which one you’d be talking to next.
During America's occupation of Japan, Japan was in a wheelchair from 15 August 1945 - 7 September 1951, and on crutches from 8 September 1951 - 28 April 1952.
A country doesn't fight in his/her own Civil War because they are made to feel weak by power struggles.
A country must stand by their boss, but liking them as a person is optional.
The countries use their human names when they are ‘undercover’. This is more often than not the case when they are in an armed forces unit. They can also hold any rank. You could in theory have General Alfred F. Jones shouting orders at Private Arthur Kirkland and England having to take it.
Countries who don’t have canon human names haven’t told any other nation what their human name is, or keep changing it.
Nations can survive an injury that would kill you and I*. This explains how they all survived the bloodiest of wars. However nations can die if they are annexed and never come back, South Vietnam for example is dead because there is only one Vietnam character (so she would have been the North).
This is because they are Time Lords and can regenerate.
One nation can appear in another out of thin air if they so choose so long as at least one of its citizens are there. For example, if I was the only Englishman in Andorra let’s say, then England could (if he wanted to) travel instantly to the tiny principality between France and Spain. If no American is in North Korea for example, then America must travel there like everybody else, but only if he is with a fellow American.
A nation has their birth date from their birth. If that country wants i: e independence from another, then they’ll either declare it or get it on their birthday as either a present to themselves or from the country that raised them. For example, America declared his independence on his birthday, while Canada celebrated his birthday and the day he became independent on the same day.
When he was younger, Australia was an Artful Dodger type character.
China is the only nation who calls North Korea by her preferred name, Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPR Korea or DPRK).
South Korea represented the united Korea pre-1945.
Denmark only pretends to fancy Norway to annoy him. This is the same for Poland and Lithuania, Spain and Romano and Belarus and Russia. (How can anybody be a fan of an incest pairing?! Think about it!).
However, Denmark and Norway were an item for a long period of time, but around the fall of Sweden's Empire (late 1710s) Norway began to lose interest in his and Denmark's relationship. The pair never actually had penetrative sex (they didn't fancy the idea) but did everything else. Norway still feels awkward whenever Denmark brings their past up.
Poland is a Camp, Bisexual, casual Cross-Dresser. Hungary is the same minus the camp part.
Lithuania and Poland did to the nasty the night of their ‘marriage’ (1 July 1569). So did Austria and Hungary on their wedding night (obviously).
Austria and Hungary are now 'Divorcee Friends with Benefits’ or 'Fuck Buddies'. Hungary also had a fling with Prussia when they were both behind the Iron Curtain. While behind the curtain, Hungary also had a one-night-stand Romania (who is into Biting) and showed Poland how to do it with girls.
Prussia is the most well endowed male nation, but it's not 5m long.
Iceland is Asthmatic because of his Volcanoes.
The nations who are not in a committed relationship do have casual sex with each other. The exceptions are Austria and Hungary. She is allowed to have sex with other nations but only if it's fine with Austria.
The nations' Age of Consent is a physical age of 15.
Landlocked nations can't swim without Inflatable Armbands. The two Doubly Landlocked nations (Liechtenstein and Uzbekistan) find it really difficult to get into the water at all. But when all the nations compete in the Olympics or the World Championships the Armbands make the races equal.
Japan has been told by the other nations that he doesn't need to use his Honorifics when talking to them. This is because I myself find them totally alien and can't understand them.
Hetalia Sport Rules.
Only male competitions count as Hetalia competitions, sounds sexist but hear me out. An overwhelming majority of the Hetalia characters are male, and male world records are practically always greater than female records. But don’t worry girls because when Hungary or Belgium or Belarus or Ukraine beat say, France at football he’ll have been beaten by a girl.
The nations don’t do relays in running or swimming. They only do the super-heavyweight fighting and weightlifting (note: at the Olympics in Beijing this meant that Latvia won the weightlifting bronze medal). They also only do the 4-man Bobsleigh with lead weights in them.
When competing in a team sport i: e football (soccer) the nation scores all the goals/points and also acts as goalkeeper/last defender when they are defending.
In a male final (100m) the top three nations get medals even if two or three athletes from the same nation earn medals. For example, the U.S.A. won all three medals in the 400m at the Beijing Olympics, but in Hetalia America would win gold, Bahamas would win silver (despite their top athlete only finishing fourth) and France would have won bronze.
Countries can break world records whenever, even if it’s not in a major competition.
In a sport like Snooker or Darts the world championships for individuals doesn’t count as Hetalia, but the World Cup (because it is nations) does count. This is not the same however for athletics or swimming.
More rules will follow if and when I think of them.
Some stuff will not appear on this page until it appears in a fic.
I'm also a pairings fan, so in no particular order here are my favourite couples from cartoons, animes, films, books ect.
Xiaolin Showdown: Raimundo x Kimiko. This pair is how I stumbled upon this site in the first place.
Storm Hawks: Aerrow x Piper, Starling x Stork, Finn x Dove, Junko x Lynn, Dark Ace x Master Cyclonis.
Ben 10: Ben x Kevin.
Robotboy: Tommy x Lola.
K.N.D.: Wallabee (4) x Kuki (3).
Fairy OddParents: Timmy x Trixie.
Foster's Home: Mac x Frankie. (Platonic).
Scooby-Doo: Fred x Daphne.
Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob x Sandy.
Powerpuff Girls: PPG x RRB.
Jimmy Neutron: Jimmy x Cindy.
The Simpsons: Lisa x Colin.
Family Guy: Stewie x Maggie Simpson.
Rugrats: Tommy x Kimi.
Looney Tunes: Bugs x Lola.
Pokémon: Ash x Misty.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic x Amy Rose, Tails x Cosmo, Sonic x Sally, Sonic x Tails.
Peanuts: Linus x Sally.
Hetalia: Sweden x Finland, Lithuania x Belarus, Hungary x Austria, Japan x Taiwan, Sealand x Wy, England x Seychelles, Ethipoia x Kenya, Monaco x Macau, America x Puerto Rico.
K-On!: Yui x Honey (Ouran), Ritsu x Mio.
Ouran High School Host Club: Haruhi x Tamaki.
Pixar: Jack-Jack x Boo. (Both older).
Disney: Mowgli x Shanti.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Charlie x Veruca, Mike x Violet, Augustus x Miranda Pike (the 6th kid on the tour who was cut just before publication).
Beijing 2008: Huanhuan x Nini, Beibei x Yingying, Jingjing x Fu Niu Lele.
Singapore 2010 (Youth): Lyo x Merly.
Funny and Serious stuff...
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line.
If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5 & 6.
If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call.
If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9.
If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
And if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
This is a story about some homosexuals and their sad life. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.