Hello fellow Earthlings!(at least I think you're all Earthlings...)

Update! It's April 11! My FF birthday! Bard of Chaos is now officially one year old! Of course, I spent some time reading and browsing stories for a few months before I actually made this account but it's the thought that counts! And I've decided to rewrite some parts of my profile for my b-day. I had plots to post some stories but I ran out of time in writing them...

Update! It's been two years since I last updated this profile.

My favorite animes or animes that I'm currently reading/watching(Basically just a list of all the ones I've read):

Naruto
Bleach
Fairy Tail
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle
D. Gray-man
Shaman King
Hetalia
Nabari No Ou
Anima
Fullmetal Alchemist
Yu Yu Hakusho
xxxHolic

My favorite book series are:

Percy Jackson(My favorite book series of all time)
The Kane Chronicles
Maximum Ride
Used to be Warriors but now it's getting crazy long...
Harry Potter
And many many many many many many many many many many many to the 10th power more(I like books!)

My favorite tv series:

Sherlock
Doctor Who
NCIS
Star Trek
Supernatural

Quoted Quotes of Which I am Quoting:

'Weird' just depends on your definition of 'normal'- Ichigo in a story whose name I have forgotten

points to a blue porto'john on the side of the road* "Look, it's a TARDIS in disguise!" -my bro

My junk, your dream: GARAGE SALE- sign on the side of the road

"Take two of these and feel like ya can fly," -hands box of Advils- "Take only two" - My big bro!

If you're going to kill her then do it in the hallway. It's too much paperwork if you do it in here. -my art teacher

If you are a beautiful woman in Greece, Zeus will find you. -my art teacher (we were talking about the entire family tree for Greece and there was definitely a pattern...)

"That's a paradox! It could blow a hole in the time-space continuum the size of... Well, actually the exact size of Belgium. That's a bit undramatic isn't it? Belgium?" - The Fifth Doctor in 'Time Crash'

"Oh no, of course! You must have gone hands-free, didn't you? Like, 'Hey, I'm the Doctor. I can save the world with a kettle and some string and look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable." - Tenth Doctor in 'Time Crash'

"My understanding of magic is quite straightforward. Hit enemy with sword. Repeat as necessary." -Horus in 'The Serpent's Shadow'

"And Five! Very important, Five. Don't let me eat pears. I HATE pears. John Smith is a character I made up but I won't know that. I'll think I am him and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In three months, I don't want to wake up and be a human and taste something like that." The Tenth Doctor.

"What's a horse doing on a spaceship?"
"Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!" Tenth Doctor and Mickey in "The Girl in the Fireplace"

“There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were… what was the word… deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.” -Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

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And to end this profile thing I just want to get out something that I've been thinking about for awhile. For all of you who know the "get your mind out of the gutter" joke, here's some food for thought: Naruto's mind is a sewer.