Author has written 16 stories for Avenue Q, Godfather, Rocky Horror, Wario Ware Inc., Nightmare Before Christmas, Some Like It Hot, and Boardwalk Empire.
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INGREDIENTS: puns... lots of puns, a free range nut, glucose, chocolate, cheese (siphoned directly from a Hugh Grant movie), traces of satire, loopholes, plotholes, potholes, general fangirl-ness, unnecessary information, sarcasm, cynicism, idealism, minor farce, predictable plot "twists", sap, rambling author's notes, Hitchcock homages and occasional black humour.
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