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Joined 04-04-11, id: 2822487, Profile Updated: 02-12-13
Author has written 3 stories for Doctor Who, and Sherlock.

Hello, Internet!

A bit about me: I've been known to take the mick out of the things I love/am part of, I'm quite the grammar and punctuation nazi and yet overuse commas and adjectives to an absurd degree, I'm from the U.S., but the NFL fails to interest me and I better understand the rules of cricket than those of American football. So I'm a walking oxymoron.

Before you read any of my stuff, there's something you have to know: do not under any circumstances take anything I write seriously, not even my username (which is a lie). I don't, and you most certainly shouldn't either. I'd hate to think of what would follow if that happened! Now that that's out of the way, sally forth! Read to your heart's content.

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Konoha Ninja Academy by Sola the Sunreaver reviews
After getting kicked out of his old ninja school, Sasuke enrolls in the only other available one, Konoha Ninja Academy. The downside, his brother Itachi and his gang of friends. The upside? His best friend Naruto and a girl like none he has ever met.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
30 Ways to Annoy Dr Whovians by Sola the Sunreaver reviews
If you are a Doctor Who fan: Beware! This is a ways to annoy. I wrote this after my friend couldn't stop talking about it. I'm sorry fans, I really do love the show, but the constant raving about it bugs the hell out of me
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
Haru no Sakura by Sola the Sunreaver
It's spring, and Sasuke is left to contemplate what he left behind... and his friends.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Sasuke U.
The Festival of Twenty Years by Sola the Sunreaver reviews
The Festival of Twenty Years is, as its name states, a festival that only comes once every twenty years. When this festival comes to Konoha village, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and the rest of the gang gear up for a night they won't soon forget.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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30 Ways to Annoy Sherlockians reviews
Hello! Another Ways to Annoy, because they're fun. This one's for Sherlock. I know, nothing you love is sacred...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/6/2013
30 Ways to Annoy Dr Whovians Part II reviews
This is a continuation of the first Ways to Annoy by Sola the Sunreaver. And no, I'm sorry, but it's not a story. The title is pretty self-explanatory. I suppose I should do the whole disclaimer thing. Doctor Who belongs to those bastards at BBC who can't resist a cliffhanger. And if anyone's looking for even more ways, the lovely readers have still more in the reviews. Allons-y!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
The End of Time and Space reviews
I don't recommend 'The End of Time and Space' to anyone looking for a good Doctor Who fanfic, because it isn't. If you're looking for an affectionate parody, though, check it out. Written with the genius Sola the Sunreaver. And no, my spelling isn't that bad, this is a joke. You'll need to bring a banana to this party.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Jack H. - Complete