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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. So go be happy. Kindle some light, hi-five a stranger, tell a homeless woman she's beautiful, smile at those walking down the street, do everything you can to make other people's lives easier. Or something.

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Fanficers Guide to the Galaxy: Cliches by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 17,657 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
The Ninja All Stars Tournament by Hana-01 reviews
*Collaboration with Inuyonas!* With the impending doom of the 4th Ninja World War, Madara Uchiha will make an announcement to SHOCK the 5 great shinobi nations when he suggests an alternative to the war...with ulterior motives, of course...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,351 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,646 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
You've Been Struck By A Smooth Criminal by vanrigsby reviews
What will happen when Red John strikes again, this time close to the team? Title from Michael Jackson's song 'Smooth Criminal'.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Derivations From Entirety by Souplog reviews
After drowning her father, Elizabeth tries to rationalize her existence with normal life, seeking a way to move on after the ordeals on Columbia. Elizabeth/Eleanor femslash. Bioshock Infinite/Bioshock 2 crossover.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,297 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Eleanor L., Elizabeth - Complete
Naruto Catches a Goblin by JellyfishBlues reviews
In which Naruto catches a goblin, claims that Sasuke laughs like a monkey, sort of learns to read, and other tales of idiocy. :: Oneshot compilation :: ongoing :: much stupider than it sounds ::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 66,486 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven - Complete
In Good Company by fool.0 reviews
This will sound a little ridiculous, no matter how Sasuke phrases it. "I see dead people" is embarrassingly tacky, and "I'm half-spirit" seems like something Sakura might say when she's stoned sky high. So he settles for a shrug.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U.
Wet Noises by JellyfishBlues reviews
Naruto ate a spider for the second time that morning. Wasn't sure why. Wasn't sure how she'd stomached the feel of it bursting between her teeth neither. [FemNaruto] [notgenderswitch] [Naruto/SC crossover] [Naruto universe only]
Crossover - StarCraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,477 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Naruko U.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8057 - Favs: 4,675 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Dear Journal by lulamae-golightly reviews
Daria's journal entries during her college years.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Complete
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
When Naruto Met Sasuke by mickeylover303 reviews
Collection of AU one-shots. 32. All I Need: "...the only thing he did was ask me to stay."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,029 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Butterfly Effect by psiten reviews
Uchiha Itachi was sure life couldn't get any better than going out for ice cream with his baby brother. Then, Naruto happened. Alternate Ninja-verse. Rating may go up to T as characters age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,190 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
A List of Reasons Naruto's Life is Too Complicated by Ink Reservoir reviews
"Naruto hated everything that Sasuke stood for." Rambling about Naruto's problems, most of which are Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lines on My Face from the Word of God by Zenthisoror reviews
Masashi Kishimoto drew those lines on Itachi's face - now some Naruto characters find themselves contemplating what those lines actually are. In three parts, it's time to get to the bottom of those lines.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Itachi U., Akatsuki, Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Simple Glory by kincaidian reviews
Directly after Itachi's death, Sasuke is captured by and forced to join Root, under Danzou's command. What follows are three years of relentless fighting, with one goal in mind: Naruto's safety. A story of priorities and homecomings. Eventual NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
WHO DID IT? by Inuyonas reviews
Hinata jumped up on the table and pointed out at the crowd of people much like Naruto did in the Chuunin exams. "FESS UP! WHO DID IT?" She screamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 44,155 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Chaos Theory by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
"If you die, I die," he mentioned. "Tell me when you're ready." Time travel story. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Valiant Effort by Sarah1281 reviews
Valjean overcame some truly incredible odds to arrive at Arras in time to exonerate Champmathieu but sometimes people would rather just accept a convenient fiction instead of an awkward reality. Well, he tried. AU.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,113 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Valjean, Javert, Cosette, Bamatabois - Complete
The Burden of Knowledge by Swirlycloud reviews
[spoilers for Ch 618 - 633 ] Sasuke, Juugo, Suigetsu, and Orochimaru meet with the revived previous four Hokage. What does it mean to know everything? Gen; listed character names will generally reflect main characters for the most recent update. This follows each new manga chapter release.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,719 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
We All Fall Down by vernajast reviews
When Uzumaki Naruto fell in the line of duty, the Konoha Police Department buried him with full honors. But now Sasuke's left with an empty house, an empty bed—an empty life—and he doesn't know how to cope. The truth is, for the first time in his life, Sasuke feels completely lost. SasuNaru/NaruSasu, Police AU, angst w/a happy ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Where Oblivion May Live by DarkLux reviews
Prompt: Shikamaru always thought it strange how sometimes Kakashi's shadow seemed to be of someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Letters From NiiSan by Katie.Madison reviews
"Dear foolish, ignorant, adorable, insufferable, handsome, Otouto, Open yourself up to new possibilities, ask for forgiveness, accept thanks, smile brightly, laugh whole-heartedly, and find the people who truly know you, but still love you and never, ever let them go... But most importantly, my little Otouto, eat tomatoes." SasuXNaruXSasu!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,802 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Her Savior by sugarbiscuit reviews
Karin meets Sasuke who is a new coworker at the restaurant she works at and he shows her that she isn't alone. SasuKarin/SasuKa. Mention of SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Karin U. - Complete
The Save A Life Club by Sarigo reviews
Sasuke, SuiKa; In the terrible state of Ohio, new student Sasuke Uchiha must deal with a cult-like high school group who believes in saving lives, and end up ruining them. Rated T for slight violence, language, and some sexual innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,768 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sasuke U.
Oh God, Not Another One by marmaroth reviews
A self-insert OC finds out she's not as alone as she thought. Far from it, in fact. Oneshot, parody.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U. - Complete
Natural Born Killers by ashleysays reviews
After escaping from Konoha's Hospital for the mentally deranged, Sasuke kidnaps Sakura to use her as a necessary hostage. But when Sakura finds herself willingly aiding him in his murders, she can't help but wonder if insanity is contagious. Especially when she finds herself lusting after the very man who ruined her. Rated M: SasukexSakura. lemons and shenanigans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 130,876 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Anatomy (of a Butterfly) by kaname's harisen reviews
He understood more for his silence than the majority of them did for their action. Eight interconnecting ficlets.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - [Chōji A., Ino Y.] - Complete
Vanity by hitori.no.boku reviews
Sakura looks in the mirror and sees what she wants to see, even when she's looking at shattered pieces of a broken vanity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
Post Me Nots by raiTonight29 reviews
NaruSasu. Coffee Shop AU. The first time Naruto sees him is when it is raining one night after practice. Naruto tries to strike a conversation but is ignored in all his attempts. Until an idea comes to him. Grinning, Naruto reaches over and sticks a post-it note over the man's laptop screen, making the stranger blink in surprise. "Can I talk to you? :)". T for Teeth-rotting fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life Happens When You're Drinking Coffee by MissCar reviews
At 16, Quinn Morgendorffer was a conceded little nightmare who dreamed of becoming a supermodel. By 28, she doesn't resemble that person at all and she is proud of that. How did that happen? A post graduation story.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,051 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - [Quinn M., David S.] Daria M., Jake M. - Complete
Life with the Suzumiyas by JonBob0008 reviews
The long awaited sequel to the incredibly popular Meet the Suzumiyas. Things take a turn for the worst for Kyon and everyone else when a new evil is born on a day very special to Haruhi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Awakening by Hana-01 reviews
Kiba has to go away on a month-long mission leaving Hinata without her best friend, someone to confide in and he leaves her with an important decision to make. She finds solace in talking to Sasuke Uchiha, the only problem is...he's in a coma.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,780 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Retail Therapy by Rasengan22 reviews
Even bad habits can lead to a good thing once in a while. AU. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
From My Cold Dead Hands by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Years were spent perfecting him. He's intelligent, loyal, seductive, complying and absolutely deadly. He is the one that will bring a world to its knees. But what happens when love takes root? After all, machines don't have hearts. YonSasu OroSas NejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,279 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Minato N.
In Your Words by UchihanoChidori reviews
Some bonds are everlasting, and some promises are worth everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nine Things by no ceilings reviews
Nine things Sasuke Uchiha told Hinata Hyuuga, that are absolutely true. Pre-Time Skip.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Greed by Cozza reviews
Short drabble from a while back.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Declaration by VickyVicarious reviews
The Uchiha have always been known for their unfaltering perception. But Sasuke never completed his training with other Uchihas and anyway, with Naruto saying "I love you" left and right, he can surely be forgiven for misunderstanding... can't he? -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,530 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
One Change: A World of Difference by vybm517 reviews
What if on the day of the Kyuubi attack the Yondaime blamed the Uchihas? Who knew the changes would be so large? Sasuke Container. AU Not canon compliant.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,383 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sasuke U.
pull by myInkyFingers reviews
Because Sasuke had always been drawn to power... and Naruto had too much of it. Implied SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Therapy With Ibiki by Dotti3 reviews
Because Sasuke just hasn't suffered enough in life yet. One shots depicting the therapy process between Morino Ibiki and Uchiha Sasuke session by awkward session.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Ibiki M., Sasuke U.
The Scarecrow's Plight by Night Kunoichi reviews
The reason behind his mask used to be so simple...Now it was a permanent problem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
In Another Life by SenpenBanka29 reviews
A seventeen-year-old Kabuto struggles with the conundrum of what he's to do with his life; meanwhile, any comprehension whatsoever of romance continues to elude him. His brother and mother do their best to help him out. Oneshot. AU in which Danzō never entered the picture. Kairi belongs to MoonlightOnAconite.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Dastardly by DreamingCynic reviews
Sasuke finds advice on how to be a true dastardly villain from an unlikely source. Sasuhina. Complete and utter crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Four Plus One by Kimauri reviews
Formerly "Four Happy Endings That Never Were". A series of 5 part oneshots, featuring characters from the Lorax. Currently open to prompts.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,638 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - The Lorax, The Once-ler
The Birthday Biscuit by Hodgeheg reviews
Homemade cakes are so overrated...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Mosaic by memory's marionette reviews
[Chapter One: It takes one second and a well-aimed kunai at the boy who made fun of her love for Dickens for her to enter his heart. Neji. Tenten. Fluff] [Chapter Two: Their story starts when she precociously tells him that she's Elizabeth Bennet, and he her Mr Darcy. Sasuke. Sakura. Fluff] [Two-shot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Between The Lines by Miss Peg reviews
Rigsby and Van Pelt collection. Current Update: Afterwards - Van Pelt considers her life post Rigsby and O'Laughlin.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R.
It's Red by Kanae-88 reviews
Oneshot, Sasuke introspective - Ever since he was only a child, one color has always caught Sasuke's eye. Red.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Karin U. - Complete
5 times Karin cried in front of Sasuke by Kanae-88 reviews
Oneshot. She was utterly and completely alone, and that is how he finds her. SasuKarin, pre-shippuuden.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Karin U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen by Lanky Nathan reviews
Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,525 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
something of a start by Kanae-88 reviews
Maybe there was more to Uchiha Sasuke than just a pretty face and a shitty attitude, after all. Dark SasuKarin, set pre-shippuuden. -Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Karin U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Adventure Time with Fionna, Cake, and Marshall Lee by MewLuna reviews
Marshall has unleashed spiders onto Aaa. Way to go Vampire King. Not just spiders- mutant spiders! Now it's up to Fionna, Cake & the delinquent vampire to stop them! Can they do it or will they get caught in a web of trouble, humor, and romance? FxM R&R!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,539 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Anodyne by Painted Ys reviews
Lying injured and drugged in the hospital, Sasuke considers Naruto a godsend when he comes to visit. After all, Naruto can kill the giggling pixie under the hospital bed, and then Sasuke can reward him thoroughly afterward. NaruSasu, warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/20/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Compilation by JellyfishBlues reviews
All of my older stories on a per-chapter basis, previously deleted for reasons that made sense at the time and now baffle me.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 170,134 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
The Dreadful Accident by Yaolyn reviews
All it took was one simple, accidental push in a crowded cafeteria and their friendship had been severed. Completely.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
The Long Way Home by the general girl reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,564 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Epiphanies by sunshard reviews
They were a subtle couple, but one by one their friends saw the signs. Naruto caught on…eventually. SasuHina, AU, three parter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Notes by sunshard reviews
Hinata stared in confusion. In the margin of Sasuke's notes, underlined several times, was a name: Uchiha Hinata. AU, sillyfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by Carly-M reviews
That's when the Greendale fun begins with seven deadly sins...
Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,964 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Having Edge by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
He was seated at the edge of the bed, pulling on a sock, when she decided to kiss him. SasuHina, arranged marriage. Prize-fic for fhclause for placing in The Distance contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
By Your Side by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto shows Sasuke where he belongs. With him. NaruSasu. Spoilers up to 551.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eyes Like Open Doors by fyd818 reviews
50 prompts, 50 oneshots. NejiTen Prompt Fifty: Fly "It's taken them a lot of tears, heartache, and struggle to get where they are now. But, finally, they are free to fly together."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 156,897 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
Four Ways by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
As a lifestyle? As a redemption? One of many confusing things about life is that one word can mean so many different things - some of which you wouldn't even realize. We study these strange phenomenons in Four Ways. Main Pairing: NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,414 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Like a boss by Gerkyhen reviews
Au romcom. Anko's pov. Step 1: Marry incredibly sexy boss. Step 2: Have his babies. Step 3: Live happily ever after. See, I've got all that figured out, it's just the getting him to notice me part that's difficult. Rated T for general suggestiveness. The awesome cover picture is drawn by the wonderful Jigoku-Dayu93!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,599 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Tomatoes by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
"I like them. No different from Naruto liking his ramen, Sakura liking me, or Kakashi liking his-" Sasuke looked to the book like it was offending him personally. "-porn." COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love For Words by amaranteotaku reviews
Hinata wasn't particularly 'good' at anything when it came to common sense or life skills, but she could write. She was content with this, until Naruto came along and opened doors she had never noticed before. Naru/Hina, many genres, AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,040 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Shinobi Weekly! by sunaprincess7 reviews
Shinobi Weekly! Exclusive! Shikamaru and Temari break up! Shinobi Weekly! investigates the lies, secret seduction missions and allegations of cheating that caused the infamous two to break it off!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Hiding Behind Masks by Twisted Vixen reviews
By chance two ex-teammates meet on neutral ground. What happens when the person you thought you knew turns out to be completely different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,042 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Interception by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Guarding the village gate is a boring job- until the most dire threat since Orochimaru threatens to infiltrate Konoha, using a beautifully innocuous disguise. Featuring Iruka, Kotetsu, and Kakashi :Warning: Please note the genre
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Journal Assignment by theBrillianceofNight reviews
Iruka sighs, looking down at the many papers scattered across his large desk. He wonders if this will be a happy memory in many years to come as he pulls out his red pen and starts to grade the many papers on the topic of 'true love.' Oh joy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Iruka U. - Complete
Tag by ohgoditsbriony reviews
It's a deadly game of Cat and Mouse — and Hinata and Sasuke are wrapped up in it all. Don't think about tomorrow. Live every day as if it were your last. "Tag," he whispered. "You're it." —Sasuke/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,975 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 198,893 - Reviews: 2932 - Favs: 3,691 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
What Isn't Broken, Can Still Be Fixed by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Madara lied about the eye transplant's effects. Captured and brought back to Konoha, Sasuke must adjust to blindness and his unexpected survival. NaruSasu, written for RemixRedux 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,380 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sakura H., Iruka U. - Complete
Maybe I'm Just Tired by darkalbino reviews
Drunk and breathy kisses and Sasuke's awkward as hell. SasuNaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gunmetal by CerealK reviews
Uchiha Sasuke met the other half of his soul on a battlefield that neither of them were going to walk away from. Or so they thought. Love, it seems, can survive centuries, impossibilities- even death. Happy NaruSasu Day! For Jelp.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Inappropriate by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke and Naruto take text sex to a whole new level. NaruSasu drabble
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
101 Words by BlueJey reviews
Oneshot-Series about Naruto, Sasuke and their relationship; heavy hints of NaruSasu though I was told they weren't just HINTS anymore... Rating for chapters 19 and 22, mainly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 22,484 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He's My Hiro by tiny.coco.chan reviews
Uchiha Sasuke hated elevator music, but he hated the idea of Hinata cheating on him even more. *SasuHina OneShot*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Primus by Cerberusia reviews
NaruSasu; three kisses that might be the first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Aftermath by CloudNineKitty reviews
Warning: contains minors using drugs. A quick oneshot; Sasuke is strongly influenced by his brother's ex-boyfriend, Uzumaki Naruto. But does the blond actually love him or is he just a subsitute for Itachi? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Dream Machine 2 by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sasuke U.
Nature Calls by Nadene reviews
To think that he was ordered by the Hokage to do this was outrageous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Iruka U. - Complete
Second Thoughts by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
No one gets away with leaving Uchiha Sasuke at the alter. AU. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Whispers by Tenraku-Ichi reviews
It was like they thought he couldn't hear them. Demon . . . demon . . . demon . . . DEMON! He's not a demon . . . just a scared child. Then, too late . . . he realized that he was just what they said he was.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
The Price of Salvation by dmnq8 reviews
Sometimes the only way to win is to surrender. Yaoi, NaruSasu, Lemon. Dominant, slightly dark Naruto. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chopsticks by Zwei Shonagon reviews
It should have gone without saying that chopsticks were basic implements that any shinobi worth the name could wield properly. Unfortunately, Naruto was just a bit more desperate than usual. SasuxHina Gift for Bullwinkle's Lady.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Adoration by Insomniac Owl reviews
This is love. Orochimaru has no doubts about that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Inevitable by KageKitsune XXX reviews
“Nothing in the world is predestined Sasuke, except for you and me- we’re inevitable." NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Missed You by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Sasuke apologizes. Hinata forgives. Naruto interrupts. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Faux by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
A darker take on the Sleeping Beauty theme. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cupid and Psyche by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
He reached behind him, withdrawing a golden arrow. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Aging of Haruhi Suzumiya by WritersProse reviews
After thirteen long years alone, Haruhi and Kyon are reunited. Will friendship, or something far greater, blossom from this chance encounter?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,643 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Irresistible by dmnq8 reviews
Uchiha mob boss, jaded younger brother, retired detective. Despite being on opposite sides of the law, two men find each other irresistible. Some uchihacest, slight supernatural. Disclaimer in my profile. Requestfic for xXItaHinaSasuXx. Mainly NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,721 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spice and Ice and Everything Nice by TwinEnigma reviews
SasuKarin in drabbles and ficlets. They are a world of instances and few words. But it's okay, they understand each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,002 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Karin U. - Complete
Maple Tree by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
A small, delicate hand reached toward another’s face, intending to trace a small cut across his cheek. The hand was promptly slapped away. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Socially Unacceptable Courtship by opalish reviews
Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
車輪の兄弟 Sharingan no Gokyoudai by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Itachi has been captured and is being held in Kumogakure. As the trial over the infamous Uchiha criminal rages between Konoha and Kumo, will Sasuke's visits to Itachi's cell reveal that he still holds a bond with his brother? Yaoi. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,625 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Dream Machine by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 234 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 153 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
For Your Amusement by Mind's Eye View reviews
AU, SasuHina. The field-trip from hell. In which Sasuke is paired up with the timid wallflower from another class and is forced to note five facts about her before the day is through. But will he find something more? Obviously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Stained Scarecrow by knuckz reviews
By the will and command of the Sandaime Hokage, you, Hatake Kakashi, are hereby ordered to assassinate one Uzumaki Kushina. One shot. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
young and awkward by the blanket reviews
SasuSaku. “I kind of want to fall in young, awkward love with you.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perpetual Motion by New Secret Identity reviews
He grinned madly at her retreating figure. Defiant as always. That was fine, he thought to himself, he wouldn’t have her any other way.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,464 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 9/25/2005
The Fear of Being Alone by NavyBlueWings reviews
It seemed like a normal night for Sasuke. After refusing Sakura, Sasuke wants nothing but to go home. So when fate places a boxer-clad past on his doorstep,can he escape the love confession he tried to forget? NARUSASU. Lemon one shot, reviews are nice
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
SasuHina by Eglaya reviews
He's blind. She can't care less.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,643 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Saving Me by KageKitsune XXX reviews
At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
School Rumble: Final Rumble by Damon Baxter reviews
One way in which School rumble might end. Monkey faction fic.
School Rumble - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,149 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
100 oneshots for Itachi and Sasuke by devotedtodreams reviews
100 themes focusing on the Uchiha brothers. Brotherly fluff, among other things. Main pairings: ItaSasu, SasuNaru, NaruSasu. Prompt 100, "Heart": Fluff ensues when Naruto gets sauce stains on his face during his date. ::ON HIATUS::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 53,323 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Labor of Love by MendaciousMinx reviews
When Gavroche and Eponine meet in Heaven, they think nothing can go wrong again. But after making a promise to help redeem a man of his sins, they find themselves in England under the care of an unhappy Javert, his immortal soul resting in their hands.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,767 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Eponine, Javert - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Venerable Ugly Doll by Connecticut Junkie reviews
Jack is fascinated by the Obama girls
30 Rock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Breaking by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - The only thing keeping him upright and perfectly still. The perfect shinobi. The perfect Anbu. Respectful and obedient and prepared to do whatever his Hokage ordered him to. - Kakashi/Minato, non-yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Haircut by Marshmallow73 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is too bold and straightforward for his own good. However, it was unexpected that he'd fuss over a haircut. --Implied SasuHina--
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Scrabble by IceQueenRex reviews
Sasuke forces Hinata into playing Scrabble while on a mission. The only trouble is, he doesn't believe her when she tells him words like 'flork' and 'smexy' don't exist!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
cognitive dissonance by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
we’re all addicts here, in wonderland;; sasukarin, slight karinjuugo
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Karin U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Serendipity by KageKitsune XXX reviews
We keep meeting in the strangest places and the strangest times. The universe knows we belong together, why don't you? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ultimate Naruto High School Fic by Psychoticbunny reviews
It's your typical day in typical fanfiction, which is nothing to look forward to...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Runaway by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sweet Home Sasukebama by Ladelle reviews
As the title implies, a cross-play with Sweet Home Alabama. Sasuke returns to his hometown to sever his ties with his old lover, only to find that he's not as out-of-love as he originally thought. NaruSasuNaru, One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mushy Feelings by Ms. Videl Son reviews
OneShot. Oh, Sasuke was in LOVE. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
False Honesty by raesigns reviews
They say honesty is the best policy. But sadly, in Sasuke's case, it isn't. /SasuHina/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
We Ride by Nozomi-sama reviews
Getting his car fixed was his main concern. The hot car mechanic was just a bonus. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Watch by firefly reviews
A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chalk Graffiti by Nozomi-sama reviews
That scribbled mess of color on the sidewalk is for all the eyes that wish to see it. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The One Where Harima Gets Esper Powers by Don Piano reviews
Harima Makes Tea, Yakumo Gets Her Chance, Akira Gets Wierder, Eri Gets A Chance Of Her Own And Tenma Stays The Same...Despicable.
School Rumble - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Debt Note by Kalachuchi reviews
Haruhi finally sees what is written in Kyoya’s notebook.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
War Zone by NoNoWriter reviews
In which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7087 - Favs: 5,477 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Seasons by sotto.voce88 reviews
Love was never seasonal. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lemon FOIL by Cyberwolf reviews
written for the Nejiten FOIL challenge. Pure random Nejiten smexiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tomato Juice by shikaruTo reviews
When Hinata accidentally bought that last can of tomato juice, she never expected Sasuke to grab her mindlessly and... SasuHina oneshot. Read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Markl to the Rescue by Lupa Wolfe reviews
Howl leaves to attend to business, but it soon becomes clear that something has happened to him. Sophie falls ill and the prognosis isn't good! Markl has to find Howl before its too late. But is Howl a victim or has he simply abandoned them?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,223 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 6/29/2005
Irony by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Sex isn’t supposed to be about love. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome Home by saltoftheearth reviews
JD returns from a week off, hoping to find help and support in dealing with a harrowing experience and finding deaf ears and blind eyes instead.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,027 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - John D./J.D.
A Feminist Theory Interpretation of Nail Polish by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot. Slight NaruSasu, post timeskip] Sakura thinks aloud and Naruto’s amused. Sasuke isn’t.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bonds by Happiness's Deceit reviews
NaruSasu. Fifty sentences on their relationship, as well as Itachi's part in it. Includes overprotective!Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Disappear by Vega62a reviews
Years after graduation, Kenji Harima has become a relatively successful manga artist. He doesn't really like to think about his days in 2c, and the dissapointment after graduation. Soon, though, he'll have plenty more to think about. Chapter 5 now up!
School Rumble - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,096 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006
Till Death Do We Part by Ms. Videl Son reviews
Part of the Lifelong Love series. “Well I don’t want you to love me anymore!” he bellowed, finally causing her to wince. “Just leave me alone! Leave me alone or you’ll get murdered, too!” Implied SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Reunion by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto and Sasuke keep meeting each other in separate lives. SasuNaru NaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 192 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Smiling Games by Loud-Little-Thing reviews
Naruto plays invented games because that’s one of the first things a lonely child learns to do.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Harsh Reality by YouKnowYouWantTo reviews
sasuhina. explicit lemon: They seemed to be distant, they seemed not to know one another, but when two match so perfectly, that never lasts. R&R oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Battles of Peacetime by Imaginative Singer reviews
So ... now what? Do they live happily ever after? Is there such a thing? If there is, would they want it?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,698 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Damned If You Do, Damned if You Don't by frustratedstudent reviews
Definitely an AU. What if Valjean never met M. Myriel at Digne? Now complete.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 62,470 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Valjean - Complete
Playing Pretend by Youkai no Yume reviews
There were very simple rules to their game. As long as they followed them, they could both keep pretending and nobody would get hurt. But when Jin finds himself breaking all of the rules, he realizes he has much more to lose than a game. Jin x Fuu oneshot
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Jin, Fuu - Complete
Falling Is Like This by desolate butterfly reviews
A series of SasuNaru and NaruSasu fics, ficlets, and drabbles in no particular order. Just posted: Orestes Stranded
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,347 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 376 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Mythos by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Kyon tries to help Yuki become more human, and gets more than he bargained for. Kyon x Yuki :: FINISHED! :: See author profile for lemon side story...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
Ice Princess Sasuke by The Rabid Toenail reviews
AU oneshot NaruSasu When the Uchiha parents depart for their second honeymoon, they unwisely leave The Very Manly and Sexy Crown Prince Itachi in charge of the country with directions to find a wife for Ice Princess Sasuke. For Ryuujitsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perfection by Andrometamorphose reviews
[narusasu] Naruto gets clever and produces some unexpected results...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ashes, Ashes by Quillslinger reviews
Naruto finds a scroll and has a brilliant idea. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Potential by Streetwise reviews
AU, Modern. Some people are beyond help, but no one is beyond hope. But Naruto doesn't want to settle for hope, not when the Snake is threatening to destroy Sasuke forever. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,417 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Not So High School Experience by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know the typical high school fic? Well Naruto doesn't. Warning: Fourth Wall breaking. Mock fic. Also, I'm awesome at summaries!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Chill of Winter by Lanse reviews
Warmth can be found in the most unexpected places. SasuHina Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,483 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kiss Away the Pain by Ms. Videl Son reviews
ThreeShot. “N nothing heals w without a k kiss...” SasuHina. Prequel to “Speak Up”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Irony Of Love by juliagulia1017 reviews
[REPOSTED] Tired of Naruto messing up her chances of being with Sasuke, Sakura comes up with a plan to get the dobe out of her hair once and for all. SasuHina, NaruIno, SakuPAKKUN?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Running Blind by Odyssion reviews
[slight NaruSasu] For once, Naruto is going to get all of Sasuke's attention.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lost in Translation by Hikari M666 reviews
AU SasuNaru. When Naruto bumps into Sasuke and doesn't recognise him, Sasuke pretends not to speak Japanese to avoid him. But he doesn't expect Naruto to start revealing all his secrets to a stranger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Everyday by angel puppeteer reviews
She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dreams and Nightmares by Lisea18 reviews
everyone fears nightmares…how come Sasuke and Naruto enjoy them? NaruSasu and a slight ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kakashi voyeur by Quack says the T-shape reviews
While Sasuke and Naruto work out their frustrations and sexual tension, a certain masked sensei is hiding in a bush, camcorder in hand...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
20 things by Quack says the T-shape reviews
There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Exploding Stars by Sweetsong reviews
[Yaoi] Waking up naked next to your rival only to find out you're married to each other never bodes well with anyone. Much less Naruto and Sasuke. [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,850 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Poisoned by Streetwise reviews
Guilt is a deadly poison in Sasuke's veins, burning and tormenting him, driving him to the edge, and Naruto just wants to cure him. NaruSasu. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Happy What? by Sugahlei reviews
Oneshot sortarandom ficlet! Yay! Naruto's naivity and Sasuke...well. Sasuke should never drink. ever. XD NaruSasu duh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Possession by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruSasu, implied ItaSasu] Itachi doesn't know why he is still watching Sasuke and the kyuubi vessel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blind Spot by Crystalazer reviews
Kakashi has a blind spot and its not his left eye.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Great Debate by cutiechibi reviews
Because sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our fandom. SasuNaruSasu, NaruSasuNaru, SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and bingo was his name o. Spoilers to manga chapter 307 and possible spoilers to Gravitation, X1999, and Sukisho. Crack fic, away!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Hot Sex and Pest Control by Sintari reviews
Falling in love is the easiest thing in the world. Staying in love is another thing altogether. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
With by Streetwise reviews
OneShot. The day before Naruto left for training with Jiraiya, he went into Sasuke's room. Slight NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Veritable Menagerie by Solain Rhyo reviews
What if the legend of the wizard that takes the hearts of young girls were completely true, but on a much darker level? Now within the wizard's castle, Sophie is learning that Howl is a fascinating man ... and a dangerous one.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,718 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005
Under the Covers by Bystander Effect reviews
Somebody is in Naruto's bed. Shounenai, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 134 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
The Electra Complex by DeniPie reviews
When Fuu was five, men became the source of all her problems. And it appeared that now, at fifteen, they still were. FM, FJ, JS implied.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 93,307 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/28/2005
Youth Productions Presents by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Lee gets his hands on a video camera? He spies on his friends of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Background Noise by MJP reviews
Yakumo Tsukamoto has a unique ability. She can hear the thoughts of people around her. But what is it like to hear so much? What is it like to hear everything, and what is it like to hear nothing from someone? (YakumoxHarima one-shot)
School Rumble - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Carmelita, A Fanfiction Starring Carmelita Spats! by Super Shayde reviews
Not really, she just made us say that. [COMPLETED - 14 chapters]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
And All the King's Horses by Icarusy reviews
[SasuSaku] Oneshot songfict. She's dying, and all he can do is hold her and watch...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,686 - Follows: 534 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cuckoo's Egg by Lawndale Stalker reviews
Daria turns a lamer-than-average writing assignment into an opportunity to right an old wrong.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,453 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003
Committed by Mike Xeno reviews
Nothing can tear a family apart like bringing them together.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,309 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003
Sakura Dies by Muffinkichi reviews
[Edited]One day...SAKURA DIES! Poking fun at our dear pink-haired shinobi. SasuNaru yaoi. Tasteful bashing...hopefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2003
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The Roots Are Rotten reviews
There's a voice in Sasuke's head. But he's not crazy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,856 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Danzō S., Team Seven
World Interactions reviews
A series of oneshots concerning Naruto, Sasuke, and friends. A little bit cheesy. Kinda NaruSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Like We Used To reviews
Naruto tries to woo Sasuke like it's his day job - Monday to Friday. NaruSasu. (Now with Overtime - Saturday & Sunday.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,176 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Those Boys Are My Boys reviews
There were some days in Sakura's life that were so bad she named them. Sakura's POV. NaruSasu, SasuNaru, whichever you prefer. Team 7 centric. Slightly AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,102 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mind Over Matter reviews
Although there is definitely nothing wrong, Sasuke must see a shrink. The last person he expected to see in the waiting room is Hinata Hyuga. Possibly SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Good Morning reviews
I've woken up in some pretty strange places before. But naked next to a scantily-clad Hinata? What happened last night? Just nonsense and crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,546 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete