Daughter-of-Jove
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Joined 04-05-11, id: 2824102, Profile Updated: 05-25-12
Author has written 8 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

WARNING: My awesomness may evaporate you ;D

Things To Know About Me

I'm human.

Age: 13

Appearence: Picture a short Ginny Weasley. That's basiclly what I look like.

Random Stuff About ME:

Favorite color: BLUE

Fave Male Author: Rick Riordan

Fave Female Author: J.K.Rowling

Country: USA

Fave PJO character (girl): Thalia

Fave PJO character (guy): Percy

Fave minor PJO character: Stoll bros (they're epic)

Fave HOO character: Hazel

Books I like: Hunger Games series, PJO series, HoO series, Kane Chronicales series, Max Ride series, Lying Games

My name means child of Jupiter. It means youth, too, but I like the first one better :)


πεπεισμαι γαρ οτι ουτε θανατος ουτε ζωη ουτε αγγελοι ουτε αρχαι ουτε δυναμεις ουτε ενεστωτα ουτε μελλοντα

ουτε υψωμα ουτε βαθος ουτε τις κτισις ετερα δυνησεται ημας χωρισαι απο της αγαπης του θεου της εν χριστω ιησου τω κυριω ημων

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. .

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you can understand this, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Θαλια Ήερα Δεμετερ Μέδυσα Αρεσ

For those to lazy to decipher it, it says Thalia Hera Demeter Medusa Ares (:P I didn't need to decipher it!)

If you know Greek letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber ( :C )above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!"

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne, CarriieBerriie, CoolWater123, NuEra, Thalia Grace-Pinecone Face, Daughter-Of-Jove

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you think I'm epic (which I am) copy this onto your profile.

If people say your short copy this onto your profile.

If your supposed to be doing hw right now copy this onto your profile.

If your parents THINK your doin hw right now copy this onto your profile.

If you LOVE bubble gum copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if you would jump into a tornado you would live and go to another dimension (mabye thats what happened to the dinosaurs) then copy this onto your profile.

If you think I'm weird then copy this onto your profile.

If people give you a weird glance often copy this onto your profile.

If you have no fear copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into school drinking a smoothie from McDonalds copy this onto your profile

If you think my profile page is very long copy this onto your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you belive in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christains will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the Bible it says that if you deny Him, He will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. :D :D :D :D

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., Daughter-Of-Jove


Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

52) I will not tell everyone that Remus has a diseased bunny and to ask him about his 'fluffy little problem'


QUIZ TIME

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

"Yeh'll get yer firs' sight o' Hogwarts in a sec," Hagrid called over his shoulder, "jus' round this bend here."- Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Broken karaoke machine, wall, chair, floor, hw...

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Once Upon a Time

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

5:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:01

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My radio. Set Fire To The Rain by Adele is playing.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

When I came home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My homework :(

9. What are you wearing?

Clothes. And I hope you are too.

10. Did you dream last night?

No, though that was probably cuz I had only 3 hrs of sleep. But I did have one a few nights ago involving 5 ghosts, my aunt, the Fairly Oddparents and school.

11. When did you last laugh?

At school with my friends.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Random pics.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My cousin sweeping a roof. My friends. An allergic reaction to a pillowcase. A coconut head. I could go on and on.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's very...random,nosy,strange, and is starting to scare me.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Jack and Jill

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Everything that comes to mind. A horse. A Hawiian island. Exclusive preveiws...

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

That this question is extremely creepy and I'm starting to wonder why I took this quiz...

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Probably give everyone (who I like) magic powers. Why? Why not. And, I dont know. End world hunger, I guess.

19. Do you like to dance?

Nope. I suck at dancing. I like singing. Though I'm probably not very good at that either...

20. George Bush:

Who would name a bush George? Really...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Alice or Alex, probably.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Um Idk Jake mabye? Elmo(jk)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Um. IDK

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Ya, um, I don't really own a globe. Or want to for that matter.

2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word 6. What is it?

"You"- Septimus Heap, Magyk

3. What can you hear right now?

My radio. International Love is playing.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing beside yourself.

Me: Walks up to sisters friend. "Heyyyyy..." She walks out the door. Okay then. Sees cat. Hey Milkshake! Since she just left and your the closest living thing beside myself, how's it going?

Milkshake: No answer

Me: Okay then...

Sister: I want a conversation!

Me: Nope, gotta go, bye.

5. Turn the TV on. What show is it?

I have no TV in my room so...

6. Type your name with your elbow.

gtfi9l;lnjm

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see?

A sticker on my wall

8. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

Awwww do I have to...

9. What is your favorite article of clothing?

Shirts or hats I guess...I kinda try to avoid shoes...

10. Who is the most special person to you?

I have no clue...thatsa tough one...

11.What's your favorite childhood memory?

Ya, um, I'm not really 18... I'm 13 so...ask again in 5 years.

12.One word that would best describes you?

EPIC

13. What is your favorite month in the summer?

August

14. What's your favorite number?

One digit: 3

Two didit: 27

Four digit: 7719

15. What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you?

... I'm gonna need to think about this one...

16.What does your username mean?

Daughter-of-Jove: thats my name meaning

17. What is your favorite Disney movie?

Idk. I like a lot of disney movies.

18. What made you smile today?

Idk. Probanbly my strange friends...

19. Last thing you said out loud?

"Nope, gotta go, bye."

20. Last rainbow you saw?

A long time ago, unless tv counts.

21. Do you want a haircut?

nope

22. Are you musically inclined?

I guess,...

23.Have you ever been in a fight?

There are people who havnt?!?! (gaping)


1. YOUR REAL NAME: Gillian.(pronounced Jillian)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME 3 letters of real name plus -izzle: Gilizzle? I guess thats it...

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Blue Horse

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth Oak

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Murgimas (WTF?!?!)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Chocolate Milk (Wtf...thats kinda funny...)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Ann

8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Milkshake...or Black Night...


Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California of Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat!)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


Try it without looking at answers-

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number…

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. Daughter-of-Jove!!! Oh ya I'm awesome :P

10. Barack Obama

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

Oh ya! I'm ma own freakin role model!!! :D


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, krtys, God of the Funky White Chicken, Cheech98, Daughter-Of-Jove


Stereotypes SUCK! (Bold the ones that apply to you)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*ing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I must be stuck up.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL/SPELLING ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I am GOTHIC so i must be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I ALWAYS HAVE my GUARD UP so I MUST be a prude.

I'm WILD and CARE-FREE so I MUST have a f*king easy life.

I'm UNATTACHED so I MUST be a jerk

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From One Valdez to Another by Neofelis Solis reviews
Sammy Valdez didn't believe in curses or monsters or gods. Not until December 18, 1941, the day his life began to fall apart. This is the story of Sammy's journey toward a second chance and a new name.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,949 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sammy V., Leo V.
The Ghost That's not Really Dead by Katerina Riley reviews
What if Percy was wrong? What if Thalia wasn't actually thinking what he originally thought? What if that thought somehow appears while eating burgers? Based on The Demigod Files, chapter: Percy Jackson and the Sword of Hades. T *COMPLETE*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,898 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Thalia G., Jason G. - Complete
His Life Before Their Eyes by Audrey Lynne reviews
In one moment, everything changed for Shannon Gibbs. She was never one to accept defeat. But, maybe, it wasn't defeat - but an opportunity to watch out for the man she loved. Gibbs and his team, from Shannon and Kelly's perspectives - the good times and the bad. Gibbs-as-father-figure to his team, Shannon/Gibbs love. No other official ships, except in Kelly's head.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Shannon G., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Born Again by pipthepenguin reviews
Luke said he'd try for rebirth. Maybe even the Isles of the Blest. What happens when Luke is reborn? Is he good? Is he bad? Does he save the world? Does he destroy it? Do you want to find out?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,853 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Luke C. - Complete
Why did Kronos eat his kids? by Fantasyreader7 reviews
I'm guessing you already know what this story is about.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Nancy B. - Complete
Disenchated by Daughter of Hypnos reviews
She didn't get to see him go, or say good bye. For years all they had was each other and when everything ended, they were on different sides. They were just two sad stories running away together. But that story had to end. Thaluke Inspired by MCR's Disenchanted was for their ship week but I forgot to post it here
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Thalia G., Luke C. - Complete
Risen: A Thuke OneShot by JuicyFruity39 reviews
While Mount Olympus is out celebrating their victory against the titans, Thalia mourns the death of Luke Castellan, the one person she's ever loved only to realize that she doesn't have to mourn for him anymore. Set DIRECTLY after Kronos is killed. Kind of a lame Summary but PLEASE give it a shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Thalia G., Luke C. - Complete
Two Months by ring of roses reviews
It's been two months since it happened, and the pain still hasn't faded. Thuke. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Luke C. - Complete
Forced by Wandering Seas reviews
Luke never meant to hurt Thalia. Kronos threatened to though, if Luke didn't join him. These are his thoughts when he agrees to join Kronos. Thalia/Luke one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Chocolate Easter Bunnies by Thalia Marie Grace reviews
"Travis." her voice was tight as she hissed through her teeth. "What're you doing—" her voice faltered as she saw what was around them. Gods of Olympus. "Travis!" she yelled this time, and her mind went into overdrive. The grass around the twins' feet started curling around their ankles and shoes, tightening and not letting go.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
The Ties That Bind by starryjules reviews
She thought she was done with her father's lies, until a witness with Tali's face hurls herself into Ziva's arms and turns her world upside down. But the reunion may be short-lived as danger and family secrets lurk in the shadows. Whole team/case fic, NOW COMPLETE! I got FF to add Tali D. to the Character List because I think her stories deserve to be told too! :)
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,234 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Ziva D., Tali D., Tony D. - Complete
Salt by HecateA reviews
Dakota likes Kool-Aid, Gwen worries, and if you're one of Gwen's people and she needs to take care of you... She WILL find a way. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Gwen, Dakota - Complete
X is how he Signs by HecateA reviews
Sometimes its hard to admit you like someone... And it's even harder when you're supposed to be stone and cement all over. But sometimes its better to say it and to sign 'X' than to keep it inside. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Gwen, Dakota - Complete
Maybe, If Hazel Levesque by LalaBane reviews
Sammy Valdez never did forget about Hazel Levesque. Not on his wedding day, not on the day his son was born, not when his daughter was born, not when his twin grand-daughters were born, not even when his great grand son was born.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Hazel L., Sammy V. - Complete
Three Times by NinjaNakkiOfCabin11 reviews
Thalia and Luke have met before. In another life. Twice, actually. And each time, the befriend each other, and go on a journey. Join them as they travel through 3 different lives on a journey to Isles of the Blest. T for some language and a bit of blood.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Thalia G., Luke C.
Night by wirelia reviews
They dream of things that cannot be. Thuke. Rated T for slight language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Twisted by Thalia Castellan reviews
One-short of Luke reflecting on why he made certain choices in his life. Luke/Thalia only for a few very minor moments.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
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Lily Luna Potter and the Ressurection Stone reviews
When Hades wants the Ressurection Stone destroyed, Nico is called on a queste to Hogwarts. Who goes with him? Will some of our favorite 2nd generation characters turn out to be Legacies? What is Lilys secret? Read to find out!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,612 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Lily Luna P., Nico A.
Mark of Athena Predictions reviews
It's what I think will happen in MOA and beyond. Not an actual story. Sorry. Just what I think will happen. If anyone wants to turn this into an actual story, be my guest.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Dear Fanfiction reviews
Yes, this is own of those horribly over done fanfictions where characters write letters to the fanfiction community. So enjoy it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012
The OneShot Series reviews
A series of one shots. Mostly points of veiws of characters whos POV you never see, like Annabeth, Thalia, mabye I'll even do Sammy. Some will be serious, some will be random and pointless. Latest One: Piper needs a report card to send to her dad, so Thalia helps her get one from the camps star pranksters. Reveiw!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,815 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012
Rules With the Dursleys reviews
"That was the first rule for a quiet life with the Dursleys;don't ask questions." But what are the rest? Let's find out! PM me with ideas! I don't own!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Complete
All Our Songs reviews
Just multiple songfics about different PJO characters and pairings. SON spoilers. Read and reveiw!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Reyna, Jason G. - Complete