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Joined 04-06-11, id: 2824713, Profile Updated: 05-26-13
Author has written 83 stories for Mentalist.

Hi, just the basic facts about me...

- I'm a married mother

- Im a HUGE "The Mentalist"- and Simon Baker-fan!

- I write "The Mentalist" Fan Fiction, a fair warning: My stories are strictly Jane/Lisbon- and most of them rated M (pretty dirty stuff, I'm afraid.) Everyone who is the slightest bit squeamish about stuff like that, should better shy away- I don't take prisoners, my friends :D!

- Besides writing smutty Fan Fiction, I do Scrapbooking- and Im an avid reader of all kinds of stuff.

-My stubborn muse is Thalia, since the days I worked as a director in student's theater...she still kisses me today, even if I'm mostly writing now.

If you really like Jisbon- smut, give my blog a try: http://rothelena.blogspot.de/ , but be warned: it is an X-RATED BLOG! It has some additional stories (definitely MA-rated), and my (very TAME) digital Scrapbooking. I also write about what comes next writing-wise and about my Jisbon-fangirling in general... it's my Mentalist-blog.

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Jane's Error by Donnamour1969 reviews
A modern gothic story, somewhat inspired by the likes of Jane Eyre. Jane is a brooding widower in a creepy old house, where Teresa Lisbon is hired to be the nanny to his daughter, Charlotte. As with most gothic tales, this is riddled with mystery, darkness, suspense, and, of course, romance. Rated T/M for language and adult situations. Lovely cover courtesy of phoenix2812.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,407 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 2/28 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Nursing Jane by damnblondecurls reviews
SET IN THE CBI - After a terrible accident at a crime scene, Jane is left with brain damage. As Lisbon helps him recover his speech and mobility, she finds that Jane is not the only one personally affected by the case. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,768 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Payback by HeRa2504 reviews
Post-ep to 6x21 "Black Hearts" - Jane finally snaps when he sees Lisbon kissing Pike right in front of his face. This whole scene always bugged me, I think Jane should have done something right then and there. Mind the rating - this is pure sex, don t like it, don t read it.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A new Life - The Beginning by HeRa2504 reviews
post-ep to 6x22 Blue Bird. Just my thoughts of what happens after the TSA s office. Nothing new, but I needed to write it down anyway.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Personal Dimensions by Entwife Incognito reviews
Developing intimacy as man and woman is the happy job of a new couple. The crushing number of cases to work made Teresa & Patrick's first months together frustrating and disjointed. Finally they had a week away to enjoy, alone together. Multi-chapter. Strong situations throughout. Don't like that stuff? Don't read this! Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,332 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Being Broken Made Us Whole by Entwife Incognito reviews
The tension is unnerving, excruciating. Jane can't let Lisbon go, not without telling her how much he loves her, what he wants to build with her. But she is shut, not a crack open to him. Until one night, he pushes until she explodes. One-shot, AU. Strong situations. A bit violent. Don't like that? Then, don't read this! Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Good Night's Sleep by Entwife Incognito reviews
Being targeted by Red John will make anyone lose sleep. Lisbon is hypervigilant after her capture by Red John. When she drops off to sleep, she jolts awake. Jane puts his able mind to the problem and recommends a solution that involves more than their minds. 1-shot. Strong content. If you don't like that stuff, don't read this! Disclaimer: The Mentalist? Not mine!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Before darkness could take you away by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Red John was changing the rules, promising to kill again, hitting him where it meant the most. Her life was now in adnger as never before, and they both knew it, like they knew that she couldn't watch over herself on her own. They needed each other. Now, more than ever. Finale tag.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Temptations and Touch by starry19 reviews
"It had been interesting, watching her try to avoid her feelings for him for the past several years. He, however, was much more pragmatic in these situations. He was probably better at hiding his emotions than she was, but he certainly hadn't hidden them from himself. " A birthday gift for CharmingNotDarling
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Waiting for the sun to shine, waiting for the time to come by Little-Firestar84 reviews
He didn't want for her to give up on him, getting ready for a life where he wasn't there. He wanted for her to know that she was supposed to wait for him, that he had a claim on her, that he was going to live, to be free, to rebuilt his life aroud her. But Lisbon was resigned to losing him, she believed that he was going to just break her heart. It was time to change her mind.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The anniversary gift by Little-Firestar84 reviews
She was desperate and frustrated. It wasn't fair. Not just because of missing opportunities, but because she deserved it. If not his love, at least the truth. Why had he told her he loved her just to take it back, did he know how she felt and took pity on her or had he been honest, and was just scared, because he thought that everything he touched, he ruined it? M tag to 5.13.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Jolly green elf by Little-Firestar84 reviews
sequel to 2011's "Red Ribbon"- Jane and Lisbon celebrate their first anniversay together, and the exchange of gifts doesn't go as they planned... belated Christmas gift for Rothelena
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Shower Escapade by Little-Firestar84 reviews
He wanted her, but he couldn't have her. And she wanted him, but she feared that he wasn't available. But sometimes, lowering your inhibitions is all you need to get things straight. Belated Christmas gift for Country2776, M rated.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Flawed Logic by PoorQueequeg reviews
Spock for all his Human gentility was still, by Vulcan standards, an utter cad.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,654 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Regrets by Little-Firestar84 reviews
She was sick and tired of living that way. She was going to take what was hers, no matter what. Jane was right. And she was a cop living constantly in danger. She could have died the very next day with the regret of not knowing how it felt to really kiss him, and she couldn't have that... a M-Rtaed tag to 5.4, birthday gift to Rothelena.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Jealousy by Little-Firestar84 reviews
It wasn't just the fact that that man didn't deserve her. It was that everyone knew she belonged to him, even if just in theory. Besides, he did not deserve her. That man, and the others just like him, they wanted her for her body. But Jane knew that he could be different. A tag to 5.3, mind the rating.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Shattered Reality by Little-Firestar84 reviews
The Lisbon in his arms was very, very, real, still, he couldn't help but stealing a glance at what he knew was just a fragment of his imagination. It wasn't his biggest dream coming true, but simply coming to life before his eyes. But it was enough, for Now. Because now he had Lisbon in his arms. Tag to 5.2, M rated.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Cleaning Touch by Little-Firestar84 reviews
5.1. tag. After the case, Lisbon has to comfort Jane. Because she knows him. Despite what the official reports say, he feels guilty. Red John's escape, Luther's death, his family's murder, the target on her back, and even Lorelai. Because part of him feels bad for having allowed her to be his first one, even if it was a necessary evil and a mean to an end. M rated.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Kissing Time by Rosepeony reviews
This is my second attempt at writing, first one went ok, but not many reviewed so I was a bit reticent about trying again. Anyway I really wanted to address Patrick's feelings about his 'relationship' with Lorelei ... 'It was only natural, he reassured himself. He was only flesh and blood ...' Don't worry it's not what you think ! ...this is positive!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Pink Gin by MerriWyllow reviews
Lisbon had not slept well while Jane was in Vegas. His return has not been restful either. For Rothelena, who inspired this. Spoilers for Season Five - based on released spoilers/promos. M for crude language. J/L.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
It takes more than an origami frog to be forgiven by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Pilot AU-ish, M rated. "She shook her head. It was time to stop behaving like a silly little girl with a crush on the quaterback. She had no business thinking about Jane that way, they were barely friends, definitely not lovers. They didn't live in a sort of twisted fairytale, after all."
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Storybook Ending by C.Queen reviews
A joke by his students has Spock seeing Cadet Uhura in a whole new light, one that will either drive him crazy or make him happier then he's ever been. Pre-movie.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,646 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
KInk Texts by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Jane should have never thought Annie how to pickpocket. Now, he'll have to pay for his mistake... and Teresa Lisbon knows a way that can't fail. M rated for adult situations.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
I don't want to talk to you by YulianaHenderson reviews
Jane has hurt her too much, so Lisbon decides that working with Jane won't work out anymore. But stubborn as Jane is, he doesn't want to have any of it. This one starts real Angsty, but it'll be better eventually. One-shot, Jisbon, Rated K plus, set somewhere after the Season 4 finale, but you can read it without the finale.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Devoted Way by YulianaHenderson reviews
Prince Patrick and Princess Teresa are bound to marry each other, but they both don't want that. What happens when the two finally meet, and they suddenly don't hate arranged marriages? AU another time , slightly OOC sometimes, C3 M rated, Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,012 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The best revenge by Little-Firestar84 reviews
4.10 AU That Lisbon had a soft spot for him, he knew. But to hear that everybody think they are sleeping together is another thing. Because even in his fugue state and reverted to the man he used to be, he would have never slept with her. She isn't his type. Too bad she isn't flattered when he is smart to say so in her face. Revenge is in the air and he'll never know what hit him
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,836 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Put your hands all over me by Little-Firestar84 reviews
She didn't want to open her eyes, for opening them, could mean that she would have discovered who the man at her back was,and she coulnd't allow it. she rather prefer living with a fantasy, then seeing the end of those wicked things she was at the receiving end of...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Never Ending Battle by Sweetdeath04 reviews
AU! Lisbon thought that Jane was finished, that he had given up on life. To be fair, Jane thought the same thing. But when a murder that was ruled a suicide is found, Jane realises he's not quite finished with the CBI - if only Lisbon will have him.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,171 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Cautionary Love by twice the rogue reviews
Spock is the teacher and Nyota a talented young student who deserves his extra time. But when he saves her life from a cadet who holds a grudge against him he starts to realize his love for her. Over three years they hide their relationship from Star Fleet and tackle cultural differences,career prospects,arguments with family and loss. Will they stay together? Now Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 56 - Words: 275,129 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Domus Hadeum, or Where You Live by MerriWyllow reviews
The House of Hades. "Where I live. Every minute of every day. I've never left. I was hoping to, after I killed Red John. Now I don't know how to leave. Misery loves company, Lisbon. And I'm going to make you live there, too." AU. M for words and actions.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,026 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
The One You Shouldn't Hurt At All by Wldwmn reviews
SPOILERS. Episode Tag - 4.24 'The Crimson Hat'. Jane and Lisbon talk after the initial interrogation. There's avoiding, arguing, discussion of Lorelei… oh, who am I kidding. It's Jisbon-y fluff, people; I haven't stopped smiling since Thursday night.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Crimson Hat, 4x24 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Brief flashback and Jane/Lisbon conversation post finale. HEAVY SPOILERS! Don't read unless you've watched it, trust me. Friendship/Hint of Jisbon. Rated T for adult situation.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: So Long, and Thanks,4x22 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Two-part tag highlighting Cho and Lisbon/Jane post case. A hint of Jisbon. Angst/friendship/humor. Spoilers, 4x22. Rated "T" for mild language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Kimball C., Teresa L. - Complete
Caught Red Handed by littlewarriorfox reviews
My first submission, be gentle, kidding, be honest not finished yet, bear with me Smutty
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Mentalist Episode Tag: Cheap Burgundy, 4x17 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Missing scene of Jane and Lisbon's stake-out. How would these two pass the time? Why, playing silly games, of course. Fluff and silliness and Jisbon friendship. Spoilers,4x17. Rated T for mild language. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Unknown: a War of the Roses episode tag by information specialist reviews
"One could argue that she had many reasons to be upset. But the source of her pain made her feel such shame that it practically overshadowed the cause itself."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Dogwood Blossoms by Wldwmn reviews
Post-ep: 4.15 "War of the Roses". Some of Lisbon's thoughts and Jane's behavior after the case. Spoilers, naturally. Jisbon-esque.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The real deal by Little-Firestar84 reviews
4.15 promo-He needed someone who deserved it to break his vow of celibacy, she derved to be loved if she loved him back. When Jane breaks her heart and then discovers Lisbon in a compromising position, lust gets the better of him and passion follows.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Someone Else's Life by Wldwmn reviews
Jane wakes up from a coma with vivid memories of events that never happened. For one thing, he believes he and Lisbon are married. Jisbon. Rated T for language/adult situations/violence. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,227 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Ribbon by Little-Firestar84 reviews
It started quite innocently, with Lisbon trying to decorate her office, and it ended with her falling into Jane's lap... all the while, awakening in both of them fantasies and wishes. Looks like Teresa found the perfect gift for Patrick... rated M for adult situations
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Recapitulation by firstdown reviews
an episode tag for 4.10 Fugue in Red. I just couldn't leave that ending alone... My take on the thoughts running through Jane and Lisbon in that moment. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sithophilia by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Adult tag to 4.9- Before leaving the cafe, she asks him what he was thinking about; he simply answers her with a word- Sitophilia. She can't wait to get to know what he ment. And he has every intention of helping her out.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Pink Tops, 4x8 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Cho has finally met his match, and it puts him a little off balance. Spoilers, 4x8. Romance/humor. No copyright infringment intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Kimball C. - Complete
Pillow by SkinuzBear reviews
Lisbon has some trouble sleeping...will Jane help her?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Take a Page by LittleMender reviews
Tag to 4x04 Ring Around the Rosies. This had been the first time in a long while that they had worked different cases at the same time. And he had missed her. He had missed her, and he had hoped she would sit on his couch and have tea.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Ring Around the Rosie, 4x4 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane and Lisbon enjoy a slightly mad, post-case tea party. Fluff and drabble. Friendship fic. Rated T for mild language. Spoilers, 4x4. No copyright infringment intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Tiredness, tension, pain and fear by Little-Firestar84 reviews
POST 4.1, SO SOPILER " he strolled, but not towards his room, but his car. He had a plan to make her relax, a plan to make her realize he was still there, wasn't going anywhere, he was real. And he was going to stay." Jisbony M-Rated... Red And Review!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Burning a Sign of Love by lizook reviews
She'd tried books, a crossword, even picking a lighthearted fight, but it was no use.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare by Rina-the-Brave reviews
Jane and Lisbon have a hard time remaining on separate sides of the line despite knowing it's best. It starts as something small, a kiss, and grows but neither expect much from the other in a romantic sense. Spoilers for all of Season 2.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,686 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
It's a date, my dear by toofargone93 reviews
Fluffy, multi chapter, Jisbon - Jane turned and left her office feeling rather light and yet nervous. What was he doing, Patrick Jane never got nervous he thought to himself. But then again, Patrick Jane didn't go on dates. Now complete.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Scarlet Ribbons, 4x1 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Picking up right after the season 4 premiere. Jane expresses his gratitude, and he and Lisbon discuss what the future might hold. Spoiler Alert: Don't read this if you haven't watched 4x1! No copyright infringement intended
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Garland by Donnamour1969 reviews
Episode tag for "Jolly Red Elf." Lisbon deals with a drunk Jane and they share an unforgettable encounter-at least it was for her. Rated T/M for language and sexuality. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,603 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Blind Date by lisbonandjanealways reviews
Rigsby sets Jane up on a blind date. Van Pelt sets Lisbon up on a blind date. Coincidence? No copyright infringement intended. NOW COMPLETE, possible sequel to come.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Omen by liv.einziger reviews
There is still a mole in the CBI and all evidence indicates that it could be Lisbon and that she could have been lying to her team all along. Now Jane needs to find the truth, but can he do it on his own? Takes place before S3 finale.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,361 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
the Space and Distance Between Us by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
To protect her from Red John, Jane sends Lisbon – against her will – to hideout with Hightower. Once separated, they learn things about themselves they never thought that they would learn. Rated T for mentions of suicide. *NOW COMPLETE*!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,307 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scarlet Shorts by lisbon69 reviews
Jane suprises Lisbon and engages in some mind blowing sex
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Th Art of Seduction by lisbon69 reviews
Jane invites himself over to Lisbon's for the weekend with surprising results
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Love Letters by Wldwmn reviews
Jisbon. Post-finale, Lisbon and Jane write love letters back and forth while he's in prison. Multi-chapter fic. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,211 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
CBI Calendar Girls by lisbon69 reviews
Lisbon & her team are asked to pose for a calendar for the bureau to aid awareness of Breast Cancer... froliks & fun afoot, ensue with the aid of one Patrick Jane. M rated in future chapters...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,270 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Scarlet Fever by njcarter89 reviews
A fever ridden Jane and a pissed off Lisbon? What could possibly go wrong? Not really the actual illness, I just needed something red. JISBON later on.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Blood Red Idol by Bluebaby555 reviews
Jane's trial is over. Red John is dead and he's a free man. We live in a world were even monsters are considered idols to some and Red John just so happens to be someone's idol. This person wants to prove himself and he has his sights set on Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,011 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Turnabout by VMargarita reviews
Lisbon was desperate to change Jane's behavior, but the results of your actions can be unexpected. Warning: Spanking, sex.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Letting Go by firstdown reviews
POST S3 Finale picks up right where they left us : The smoke trickles from the bullet hole in his coat pocket, wisps curling like fingers around nothing, losing grip, letting go. Letting go. Patrick Jane is certainly not familiar with that concept...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,015 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Something Borrowed, Something Red by Operation Milkdud reviews
Mashburn asks Lisbon to marry him. The office shrink asks Jane how he feels about that.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Oleander Time by wildskysong reviews
"Today Patrick Jane goes to trial." Teresa Lisbon, fire, and white oleander, the longest summer of her life. SPOILERS for Strawberries and Cream, speculation for next season. Slow-burning Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,212 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Half As Well by Character Death reviews
Now that she was making it clear that a friend was all she was looking for in him somehow he was the one wanting more. Sequel to 'That's Why'.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,783 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Lost at Sea by LittleMender reviews
He had missed her, even though she hadn't really gone anywhere. Missed her arguing and needling, her fatalistic sigh when she went along with his secret plans, her widened eyes when she caught on. Yes, he had been glad to get her back.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,351 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Consequences by mtm reviews
Jane has to face the consequences of his actions and this time he is alone.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: Red Lipstick by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane and Lisbon try to resist each other at the CBI New Year's party. Unashamedly romantic bit of Jisbon fluff. Set post-"Red Delicious," but a one-shot that could stand on its own. Rated T for language and sensuality. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Looking at you sleeping Chasing Jane by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Based on a scene of Chasing Harry Winston by L.Weisneberger More than 2 weeks after Red John's death, Lisbon finds Jane. She wants to know if he is oo and stop worrying about him. She knew he was mad and he had a right to, but she needed him back.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
With all that's within you by yaba reviews
She's shocked by how easily their roles have been reversed and yet it doesn't stop the words from tumbling out. After Jane's abduction, Lisbon finds herself at a crossroads between the truth and the lie. Post 3.08. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
To say or not to say by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Not saying something doesn't mean that something isn't happening or isn't there. and when enough is enough, Lisbon understands it's time to come clear about her feelings with Jane, even if the aftermath may not be all roses and flowers. Spoilers for 3.8
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Blood circulation by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Spoiler for 3.6 Vezon's prompt on LJ: "Jane knows a very good way to get Lisbon's blood moving again" and when they almost kiss, they have to aknowledge the real extension of their feelings. Is Jane ready to give on up revenge and fall in love again? 4o4
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,534 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Breath No More by Little-Firestar84 reviews
He told her he was always going to save her,but his magic is an illusion, and his mind games can't heal her dying body. he can just stay at her side, helping her to experince life to the fullest, without having regrets. prompt: misdiagnosed Lisbon Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Jane's Revenge by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Post 3.1- "I'll get my revenge" he told her at the crime scene. Now, in the security of her home, naked and high on pleasure on her kitchen table, she gets what Jane really meant... Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Make Your Heart by yaba reviews
Five times Jane and Lisbon get together, and the one time they make it last. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Dancing on the Precipice by yaba reviews
He knows it, and she knows it too. Sooner or later, they'll have to confront the fact that this was never just about sex. Sequel to Something in Between. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Something in Between by yaba reviews
"You know me so well," she replies sarcastically, nearly choking on the coffee when he leans closer to her, impish grin in place. "Now I know you even better." After an unexpected turn of events, Jane and Lisbon come to an understanding. Post 2.15.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
You Had Me From Hello by nerdielady reviews
This story is the third part of a series, starting with ‘Getting to Know You’ and continuing with ‘A New Day Coming’. This story covers the second semester of Nyota’s third year at the Academy. M rated for a reason!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,693 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Jingle Bells by lisbon69 reviews
Libson buys a santa outfit.......
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Yield to Me by yaba reviews
“How can you ever think I wouldn’t want you? You’re stunning.” Jane shows Lisbon how wrong she is in fact.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
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Feeding The Hormones reviews
M-rated one-shot, don't expect any plot here. Two adults doing adult things, nothing more.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Better Than Sleep reviews
Just a PWP to find out if I can still do it... Adult explicit situations, so better back off if that's not to your liking! Rated M, of course! Lisbon returned from a job in Dallas, and she and Jane have missed each other so damn much...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Aftermath Tales reviews
Set after the kiss in 6x22- totally PWP, no plot at all. Will be a string of loosely connected, fluffy PWPs about Jane and Lisbon's relationship. Rated ABSOLUTELY M, which means ADULT SEXUAL SITUATIONS... if that's not to your liking, don't read this!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,616 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Much reviews
PWP-oneshot, VERY EXPLICIT, so be aware! M-rated FOR SURE, with quite some kink involved! Jane. Lisbon. Having dinner together at her home. Or, let's say... they're TRYING to have dinner... again: very, very EXPLICIT ADULT SITUATIONS, if that's not yours, better not read this!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Solar Burst reviews
Fluffy, sappy, kitschy one-shot, rated a firm M due to sexual situations- if you don't like that, don't read, there's little else here! Jane decides to resolve the situation, and Lisbon might dare to be happy again...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
All Is Bright reviews
Christmas fic- after months of insecurity, Lisbon catches Jane and Fischer in what looks to her hurting heart like an utterly compromising situation- and everything comes falling down... CONTAINS EXPLICIT SEXUAL SITUATIONS, so if that's not your cup of tea, stay away! Strictly Jisbon! TOTALLY M-RATED!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Just A Peck (Tag for 6x04) reviews
So Jane kissed Hightower twice, and Lisbon not even once? How in hell is that fair? What could possibly happen if he did it just once, a tiny kiss on the cheek? Weeeeellll- let me elaborate... rated a SOLID M, might be wildly OOC, so be warned! Just a fluffy-explicit piece of silliness inside the RJ-darkness...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Soul Searchers reviews
Red John is dead. Jane is gone. And Lisbon needs to find herself, so she starts a little journey... Rated M for later chapters. Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,599 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Fireworks reviews
It's the 4th of July. And Teresa Lisbon plans on spending some time with her loved ones... her files. Sure as hell, Patrick Jane can't have that. Jane. Lisbon. Summer. A lake. EXPLICIT (be warned!) PWP, unbelievably long, I just couldn't stop writing... rated M, absolutely, of course. If you still want to read it: Enter at your own risk!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scarlet Temptress reviews
Patrick Jane is supposed to be a wizard with words- so why is he saying the most outrageous things when Lisbon is involved? While the team helps chasing a killer in sunny Venice, Jane thoroughly messes up... and things only go downhill from there... how can he protect her when she hates him? Holiday-fic! Rated M for later chapters!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Secrets reviews
Walter Mashburn shows up again, and Jane tries to get Lisbon to date him once more- just so he won't have to face his own feelings for her. But there are games you can only play so long, and this time, Patrick Jane could be in over his head... RATED a bold M for severe adult situations, so be warned!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
I Need You reviews
Short PWP, inspired by the CTV-promo for 5x20. Somehow established Jisbon, rated a solid M for adult situations, and mighty sad, I'm afraid (just like me ;D!). Just sometimes, Jane simply needs her...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Just End the Pain (Tag for 518) reviews
Jane is on edge after all that happened to him... and his walls are crumbling... rated M for adult situations.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Close Combat reviews
PWP! TOTALLY PWP! Summary: Jane and Lisbon spend the night in an army trainings camp and get it on. PERIOD. So don't complain later that there's no plot, because I tell you now: THERE IS NO PLOT! I actually dreamed this... yehehessss, you SHOULD be scared now!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Fight or Flight reviews
Birthday gift for Little-Firestar84! Short, explicit PWP, a little on the rough side- and rated so totally M, it's not funny anymore!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Ace- Tag for 514 reviews
So... somebody wanted a STRIP POKER TAG for 5.14? If that was you- here it is. Rated an uncompromising M, which means, EXPLICIT, very PWP. Written entirely from Lisbon's point of view.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dynamite reviews
The first PWP where I'm 100% convinced that it's REALLY a PWP! It has NO plot at all! And is rated M, of course. Jane. Lisbon. A shabby motel room. And Lorelei in the room next to them... strictly Jisbon, my anti-Lorelei-therapy of the week because you know, 5.16 and so... well. Did I say rated M? Very M! AND NO PLOT!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Beautiful Mess- Tag for 512 reviews
Post-Volker... Lisbon wants to thank Jane for his help, but when she does, things get a little out of hand... maybe PWP (I never know this), but it's really MIGHTY GRAPHIC and FIRMLY RATED M! So if you don't like that- you shouldn't read this story!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Prince of Peace reviews
Christmas fic! Jane and Lisbon, snowed in at a romantic log cabin... unfortunately, things aren't as uncomplicated as they look, and as they spent Christmas together, both have to confront feelings they always tried to deal with on their own. Might have around 3 chapters, maybe more. Rated M in later chapter! Not so much plot- more a contemplation fic!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,582 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
On My Own reviews
Tag for 5.06 SPOILERS! Short, just a little M-RATED something. Jane tries to think about his plan to free Lorelei from Prison... unfortunately, Lisbon's sad eyes keep intruding on his mind. From there on, things escalate quickly...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Poker Face- Tag for episode 503 reviews
SPOILERS for ep.5.03 "Not one Red cent"! What if Lisbon never went to that poker game with Mancini because Jane stopped her? Rated M, PWP, Hurt/Comfort. Just a little tag, not much!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Awakening reviews
Tag for 5.02 "Devil's Cherry". Jane has poisoned himself with belladonna to see his family again- and Lisbon finds him. Rated M for adult content! Hurt, but also comfort!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Reaching the Haven reviews
Lorelei is gone. And now… business as usual, or do Jane and Lisbon finally dare to confront their feelings for each other? PWP, rated M, short, just a little… something. Like therapy, to make my excitement bearable. It's all futile, of course.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Hunger reviews
Contains SPOILERS from the promo for 5.01! Jane actually feels guilty for what he did in this story- does that make it an AU? Awww, not quite, I think...PWP, explicit, so rated M, M, M for adult situations... the usual!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Another World Promotag for 501 reviews
SPOILERS for 5.01, if you haven't seen the promo, don't read this tag! Jane's fight with Lisbon ends in a total loss of control on his part... and some revelations. Rated M!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Love through the Coldest Days reviews
Jane's relationship record has been a complete disaster these past months- just once he wants to enjoy touching someone... someone who counts. But careful, Patrick Jane: even you can't fool around with your own feelings. Rated M, right from the beginning! Angsty!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,268 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Angel Mine reviews
After all the dragons are slayed, they still have to move on. Angsty in the beginning, gets fluffier with every chapter. Rated T/M for violence, some language and adult situations!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,579 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Burning Secret reviews
Teresa Lisbon isn't the least bit jealous of Loralei Martins. Of course not. So why does the fact that Jane doesn't want her in the investigation makes her feel so- discarded and vulnerable? Might have a teeny-weeny thingy to do with the first spoiler I read, so if you TOTALLY avoid those... Rated M! Solely Lisbon's point of view!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Fire and Lightning reviews
An investigation in a distant mountain village. A sheriff who's heavily flirting with Lisbon. A raging thunderstorm. And Jane gets jealous... Rated M! One-shot! Solely Jane's point of view! Enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Nothing but the Truth reviews
Another hearing where Lisbon has to justify her actions- but the DA follows his personal vendetta, and Lisbon finds herself confessing things she intended to keep buried... Rated M! A litte PWP. Dedicated to Country2776!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Emerald Eyes reviews
Jane and Lisbon get closer and closer after he returned from Las Vegas- and when his birthday draws near, she doesn't know what to give him... how good that he has a special wish for her to fulfill. Rated M! FLUFFY!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Scarlet Sea reviews
Holiday fic- Jane is back. The team hates him, and Lisbon is sad because of feelings she can neither acknowledge nor ignore. Jane knows: if he can make her happy again, the team might take him back- and what's better to wrap a woman around his little finger than a romantic holiday? Unfortunately, his own feelings run deeper than he realized... Hurt/Comfort! Rated M!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,455 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Lose the Words reviews
Damn, Lisbon, NEVER wager with Patrick Jane! Unfortunately, this particular bet triggers a cascade of events that can only lead to one outcome...not as funny as it sounds, there is Hurt/Comfort in here, too. Rated very M!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,207 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mine When the Music Ends reviews
Set after 4.21 "Ruby Slippers, though it hasn't much to do with the episode. Sitting with Lisbon listening to Fifi Nix, Jane finds out he's done stalling. Rated M, absolutely. PWP.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Not a Rose Garden reviews
My dream from last night: Love could destroy everything he had been working for. But she had come and stolen his heart without asking if he wanted it stolen. Now, nothing would save him. Just short, nothing new- like a writing exercise. Mind the rating, please! M, M, M!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
I do reviews
Jane and Lisbon have done it... they finally got married. When Lisbon vanishes from the wedding reception, Jane goes looking for her...PWP, clearly rated M! VERY fluffy and romantic!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Back To You reviews
I can't believe it.I wrote a pregnancy-fic, my first,an experiment, so no guarantee! Warning: this could be OOC enough to make you cry, I don't know. It is SAD and ANGSTY- lots of Hurt before the Comfort here! The style is different: present tense, done in many very small scenes, entirely Lisbon's point of view. Rated M for adult themes!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
No One reviews
So good to be back! This is a tag for 4.24, it contains SPOILERS in case you haven't seen the episode yet! It's M-RATED for adult themes...what a surprise, huh?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Still Burns reviews
SPOILERS! Jane and Lisbon- apart and heart-broken. Careful: VERY sad! Very short. Complete for now, but maybe there's more- don't know yet due to writer's block . Rated T just to be sure.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Quality Time reviews
Short Tag for 4.17. Jane and Lisbon are waiting in the car. Lisbon wants to know what happened with Darcy and is a mess of feelings. How far will she go to convince Jane to tell her everything she wants to know? Yeah, this is M, big surprise, huh? Smut!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
GreenEyed reviews
A quiet night at CBI headquarters. Is this now a tag for 4.15, or 4.16? Nah, it's just some serious, PWP to get me over 4.15… therapy. You don't want to watch this? I understand. So M- well, M. Very.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Silence After The Fire's Roar reviews
After getting Darcy off the Panzer-case via framing the dead Tom Maier, Jane feels lonely and bad. He seeks comfort in Lisbon's arms, but somehow, everything escalates pretty fast...absolutely M, this one! An angry Lisbon, a desperate Jane- well.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Beautiful Soul reviews
Tag for 4.10- Jane's memories are back, the good and the bad. He's confused and hiding. Guess who simply can't walk away…M, but the sex serves a purpose, so it's not exactly graphic. I think. Be warned nonetheless-it IS M!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Memory Palace reviews
Based on what we know about ep.4.10 so far. Jane, reversed to his con-man-personality by amnesia, seduces agent Lisbon- and opens Pandora's box. So much M even I am blushing- will have 5 chapters. Angsty!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,445 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Price Of Silence Tag for ep4x08 reviews
Tag for "Pink Tops". WARNING: this is M, and PWP, just a little afterthought to the episode to make me - and hopefully you, too- feel good. Again: M, which means in my case- very explicit. Be prepared.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
I'll Find You In Your Darkness reviews
Tag for ep. 4.07, Blinking Red Light". Yes, you read correctly- I managed a tag that's M-rated, believe it or not. I'm truly depraved. It's M, but not PWP. Angsty, but I dared to deem it Hurt/Comfort anyway. Because in all the hurt, there is comfort.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Someplace Warm reviews
Both utterly lonely and unable to form serious relationships, Jane and Lisbon strike a deal. Starts angsty, but moves to fluff pretty fast. Not much plot, I'm afraid. Now T, may go to M later, but I won't exaggerate...this is not a piece of hotness.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,546 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Anything Your Heart Desires reviews
SMUTTY sequel to "I Wish Upon A Star"- this time, he shows her he isn't asleep. This is M!A very large, uncompromising M! Filthy PWP, logic need not apply! Be warned!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
It's All In Your Eyes reviews
Very short tag for ep. 4x04 "Ring around the Rosie". Exceedingly FLUFFY! Just a silly piece of goodness.Rated T out of paranoia.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Distracting reviews
Set after ep.4x03, but this one is UTTERLY PWP. There's nothing deep about it, just harmless coupling. So- don't expect too much. M. VERY PWP. Nothing else.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
I Wish Upon A Star reviews
Late night at the office- Teresa Lisbon indulges for a change. Very short, sappy, pretty silly piece of fluff, without a hint of dialogue. Don't expect too much- but as I said: at least it's short:D! Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Bad Girl reviews
Sometimes, even agent Lisbon feels small and unimportant and oh so sad. Unfortunately, Patrick Jane is bad at giving solace- but maybe he'll make an exception this time. Very PWP, adult situations, M,M,M.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
But Now I See reviews
Tag for episode 4.02, so there might be some spoilers in here! M, PWP, explicit- yeah. You already guessed that, huh? What you possibly didn't guess: though the episode wasn't, this tag is ANGSTY! Just be warned: absolutely no happy fluffy times here!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Revalation in Unlikely Places reviews
Loosely inspired by ep.3.09 "Red Moon. A boring night at the motel- Jane decides to show Lisbon some tricks...and gets more than he's bargained for. PWP, explicit, clearly rated M! But: not as fluffy as you might think at first. But the ending is...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The First Night reviews
Jane's first night after the jury's verdict, so some kind of tag to 4.01. Minimal spoilers, if at all. No plot, no talking- I don't know what it is. And: I didn't get the rating wrong: no sex here. I can't believe it myself. It could even be K .
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Healing reviews
Tag for 3.14 "Blood for Blood". PWP. Explicit. M. Yeah. I know.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Christening reviews
Tag for ep. 3.12 "Bloodhounds". Exceedingly explicit, PWP, M. Just another filthy tag on the way to season four.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Relieved reviews
Tag for ep.3.13 "Red Alert". Explicit, oh yeah. PWP, what else. And: rated M. Established Jane/Lisbon. Just another tag to keep me from coming undone until season 4 starts.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
HardAssed reviews
Tag for ep.3.21 "Like a Redheaded Stepchild". It's utterly explicit, M, PWP, I bet you guessed as much. Established Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sorry reviews
Episode tag for 3.15 "Red Gold". He finally says "Sorry" for getting her injured. PWP. Explicit. Utterly M. You're not into the filthy side of life...trust me, you don't want to read this. Otherwise-enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In Tune reviews
Episode tag for 3.22 "Red Symphony"- pure, undiluted smut! No plot involved, no angst, no subtleties. Absolutely M, of course, rather short, PWP to the bones. Be warned- if you don't like the just-sex-stories, don't read that. Established Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Brave Little Soldier reviews
This time, it's Lisbon who is out in the rain...Jane has to kiss it better. But is he able to move on and overcome his fears? This is explicit Jisbon-fluff with a small angsty twist. Smanff, so to say. M , but not as bad as I can be.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Safe House reviews
Patrick Jane walks home from prison- and realizes that he has no place to spend the first night in freedom. Unless...definitely M, not really PWP- but not much plot either, I'm confused again. Read it if you want to find out.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Just like that reviews
Released from prison, Patrick Jane wants to leave the CBI- but is there truly nothing keeping him? Somehow PWP, definitely M, but...sadder than my other oneshots. Different. I'm not sure about that one. Just try it if you're curious.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Caught reviews
Everything started with a bottle of beer over closed-case-pizza... utterly M, utterly PWP Yes, plot need not apply , not for the faint of heart. So, pretty much the usual stuff.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dust reviews
AU-Jane is a fairy tribe's king with an undying thirst for revenge, Lisbon an underestimated pixie with high aspirations- very, very AU. M for LANGUAGE and ADULT SITUATIONS, many original characters, but hopefully no Mary-Sue.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,910 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
White Hot reviews
Teresa tries to move on- but no matter how dense he is... he won't let her. PWP One-Shot. Definitely M!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Cheer up reviews
Teresa is grumpy, and Patrick decides that maybe roleplaying might help- PWP, very explicit, even for me. Will have six installments- if you don't stop me!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,280 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scarlet Dreams reviews
She's had a dream- and of course Patrick Jane wants to know what it was all about…just a fluffy PWP piece of Jisbon-goodness. But be warned: I wrote this one! And that means: the M is not there because it had nothing better to do!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Slave for a night reviews
Jane tried so hard to come up with a truly unique present for her birthday- but she wants something else from him...PWP, very M very, very, very M , written during my "No angst, please"- phase.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Moving on reviews
One day, he knows it's time- and there's so much to re-discover...PWP, very M, don't say I didn't warn you :D!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Blood Ties reviews
Seperated from the rest of the team, Jane and Lisbon have to fight against a gruesome serial killer- and resolve their personal problems while they're at it...Rated M for later chapters!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Imbalanced reviews
Patrick Jane's attempt to move on isn't working out the way he planned it...M. Can I print a bigger M here? No? Imagine it was bigger, then. PWP. Evil all over. You still want to read it? Your funeral...Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Seducing Patrick Jane reviews
Why in hell is he behaving like a gentleman if she doesn't want him to? Well, desperate times call for desperate measures...Rated M. I'm not kidding.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,830 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Celebrate reviews
Patrick Jane decides to celebrate his birthday for a change- Lisbon likes the idea at first. But she doesn't know what he's really up to yet...post 3rd season finale. Rated M for adult content- I mean it!. This is just an evil piece of goodness overall.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,526 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
It's My Birthday reviews
A bad day. Hurt feelings. But when agent Lisbon finally takes what she always wanted, it backfires horribly. Or doesn't it? Oneshot PWP, written to catapult me out of writer's block. Who can guess the rating? Correct, straight M! You get a virtual cookie!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Room 68 reviews
Sequel to "Red Wild", very PWP, don't read it if you don't like stuff like that- no plot whatsoever! Strictly M - I mean it! Jane and Lisbon deal with the aftermath of the team's camping trip in a hotel room...will have three chapters!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Wild reviews
The team is sent on a camping trip to forge closer links between the team members- too bad that Lisbon is slightly afraid of the dark and starts to hear strange things in the night…mind the M-rating!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,704 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Solace reviews
After he got out of jail, Jane starts to take care of a seriously depressed Grace- team morals are boosted considerably- so why is Lisbon so grumpy? Don't be fooled: strictly Jisbon. Rated M for adult themes in later chapters.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Crimson Pain reviews
It happened- Red John caught Lisbon. Her team can save her, but Jane comes undone in the aftermath…can Lisbon bring him back? Rated M for adult content. Pretty dark, even violent- but do not fear: it will have a happy ending.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,401 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Homeward Bound reviews
Post 3.23/24-Jane is set free due to justifiable homicide. He tries to change his life, but feels like a stranger wherever he goes. So where is it- home? Rated M for later chapters.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Make it better reviews
When Jane is feeling so sad again, Lisbon makes it better ...but he can t give anything in return, nor acknowledge his feelings for her. Until he almost loses her to a crazy killer… Rated M for adult themes.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Reparations reviews
Post-ep to 3.20 "Redacted"- six MONTHS of dreadful anger management, and all he has to say is Thank you"? Oh come on PJ, sure you can think of something better to show her how grateful you are… rated M, definitely.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete