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Joined 04-06-11, id: 2825447, Profile Updated: 09-06-14
Author has written 19 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Hunger Games, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Teen Wolf, and Sherlock.
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Supernatural Facebook by MsMKT86 reviews
What would happen if Sam, Dean and the gang had Facebook?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
Rediscovering the Swan by Tsee85 reviews
Snarky loner Bella swan has always been Emmett's weird little sister. Can the handsome asshole, Edward Cullen bring her out of her shell?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 141,583 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Wanderlust by Problem Child1 reviews
"My ninja skills are legendary," Finn bragged. "And that's skills with a 'z.'" Rory laughed. "Finn is just asking for a chopstick in the eye." F/R
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,179 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Rory G., Finn
Not In Your Favour: Adopted SYOT by EverlarkClato4ever reviews
Let the 66th Hunger Games Begin! Adopted from twiheart2thebone. If you submitted a tribute before, please resubmit your tribute to me. If you haven't submitted a tribute and you want to, there are still some spots open :) The form, sponsor system, and rules are on my profile. I'm only accepting tributes through PM. Rated T because it's The Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Other tributes, Pres. Snow, Caesar F., Claudius T.
Who Wants To Be A Companion! by stupid-nickel reviews
Welcome folks, to the brand new game show, Who Wants To Be A Companion! Filled with special guests and insanity, really, ANYTHING can happen! Warning: Crack!fic, randomness, and a bit of perverseness in the episodes! Come be a part of the audience to see what Doctor Who characters have to say! T for language and a tiny bit of suggestiveness ;
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,033 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Don't touch that by stupid-nickel reviews
Jack is touching something he REALLY shouldn't... "Would you mind…um…not touching that?" "Why not?" "It's making me very uncomfortable." Fair warning, crack!fic. Some stories are complete and utter CRACK! But, things aren't always what they seem! Random little ficlets/drabbles, not always connected. Rated T for suggestiveness...just to be safe. Feel free to leave a request!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 43,599 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
The 351st Hunger Games by EverlarkClato4ever reviews
Let the 351st Hunger Games BEGIN! Hundreds of years after the second rebellion, President Snow's great-great-great-great grandson is the President of Panem and he brings back The Hunger Games. Everything that happened in The Hunger Games Trilogy is the same except that Foxface, Lavinia, and Darius aren't born until hundreds of years after the second rebellion. NOT a SYOT!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Pres. Snow, Pres. Coin, Foxface, Lavinia
Drunk Dialling: Adopted by EverlarkClato4ever reviews
A drunken Haymitch decides to have a little fun by prank-calling the other Hunger Games characters! Complete and total crack-fic. Warning for cussing. Adopted from xDisgraceful Avengersx Accepting suggestions for chapters. If you have one, let me know in the reviews or PM me.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Haymitch A., Buttercup
The 73rd Hunger Games by Nance1234 reviews
Just a regular SYOT.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013
The Runaway by SpyKid18 reviews
Set in 1850. Buffy Summers thinks her life is over when she is betrothed to Liam Angelus. But then she finds herself inadvertently in the back of a stolen coach, and she sees just how wrong she is. SPUFFY.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Buffy S., Spike
One Last Game by KatTheGreat reviews
Victors voted for it. Officials agreed. Thanks to the majority of votes - there will be one last game that might as well mark the lives of many families and chosen tributes. 24 are chosen, 2 come out. Call it the most exciting games Panem will ever have
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,171 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Other tributes
Tokyo Crystal Mew by Eleanor-Devil reviews
Tokyo Mew Mew is over, the mews now have families and live peaceful until Ryou is forced to start the new project. Now it's up to Yuka, Mika, Kaori, Ayame, Liana and Ai to stop the new aliens!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010
Facebook by AryaTyrell reviews
The Doctor gets a Facebook. Hilarity shall ensue.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - 11th Doctor
The Doctor's Facebook Page by Temporal Austenite reviews
Set between A Christmas Carol and The Impossible Astronaut, from Rory's POV. Thanks to the 2000 readers I got last month! Amy/Rory, slight Doctor/River. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Shuffle Drabble: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Edition by creativeisolation reviews
So I had a genius idea to pick several songs off my iPod's shuffle cycle and write a Buffy oneshot based on what came to my head when I saw the title. So here ya go! Sorry it's so short, but I've run out of ideas... xP
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Doctor's On Facebook by Dman5002 reviews
This fanfiction is The Doctor's Facebook! It has status updates from all your favorite characters, and even some funny chatting between the Doctor and his companions, etc! ENJOY!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - 11th Doctor
Laughter And Lemons by Silent Kamryn reviews
Ryou was doing these things to me; Now, I wonder why I didn’t pretend to not enjoy it. Part 1: I was just fingered by my brother…And I liked it! Part 2: I just gave into my brother’s sexual desires… Part 3: I…just…did…my…brother…
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Ryou S.
The Doctor and Facebook by superstar123 reviews
The Doctor gets a Facebook and an AIM account and talks to an old friend, an old enemy, and an old lover. All with Rose by his side. 10Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007
Rejeuvenation by Meltha reviews
Willow finally gets away for a much needed vacation. However, an unplanned visitor keeps her from getting too bored. WS 1 of 1
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,661 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2001 - Willow R., Spike - Complete
Slayer White by Meltha reviews
This is the first in a series of fairy tales from the Hellmouth. It is very, very silly. And possibly insane. A tiny bit of BA. 1 of 1
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2001 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
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To The Death - SYOT reviews
*Open* Submit a character and see if they'll survive the hunger games!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013
The Kill reviews
After he had taken his trusty knife from his bag, he set it on the ground. It had been far too long since he had killed. He twisted the blade in his hand, taking a few steps towards the bed and letting his eyes run over the face of the snoring boy. The boy that looked so soft and fragile, so vulnerable in his sleeping state. Derek couldn't bring himself to kill him.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Hunters and Werewolves reviews
Natural curiosity got the better of his judgement and he walked further into the alley, seeing a man - werewolf, most likely, if the growls coming from him were anything to go by - slumped on the floor with blood pouring from his stomach. An arrow had obviously hit him. "If you're going to kill me, at least have the manners to make it quick." ((Hunter!Stiles, Magic!Stiles)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Derek H., Stiles
A Little Love reviews
Stiles didn't know what happened to Derek's parents, he just knew that they weren't here anymore and everyone was upset, espically Derek which made Stiles upset. He didn't know what to say, didn't know how to make Derek smile again, and it made Stiles want to cry as hard as Derek was. Why was Derek crying, anyway? His mummy and daddy were going to be back soon, right? (Kid!Fic.)
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Damaged reviews
Dear Jeep Owner, my name is Derek. Sorry about the damage caused to your jeep, though it was pretty crappy to start with. I accidently confused your jeep with my ex's so I destroyed it with a crowbar. To repay you, I will fix the jeep. I know lots about fixing cars, so I will do it for free. Plus, I'm a very attractive male. Derek's going to kill Erica for leaving that note.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Derek H., Stiles
Cuddle Me reviews
Stiles feels so safe in Derek's arms.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Holding Hands reviews
Stiles and Derek hold hands for the first time.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Marry Me reviews
John is going to propose to Sherlock, he could tell.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/18/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Derek The Bogeyman reviews
Derek is the Bogeyman. He is literally the monster that lives under Stiles bed.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Pose For A Painting reviews
Stiles is taking college art and Derek is one of the naked models they have to draw. AU.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
101 Things Spike Would Never Say
101 Things Spike Would Never Say
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Spike
8 Kisses Of Christmas reviews
The Doctor looks back and recounts all of his Christmas Kisses - Some wanted and others well...suprising. Rose/Ten Martha/Ten River/11 Donna/10 Amy/11 Rory/11 Jack/10 Sarah Jane Smith/10
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012
Diary of a Sunnydale highschooler: The TRUTH reviews
What really goes on at Sunnydale high?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012
Counting the perfections reviews
Xander spent so much time noticing her flaws, he never got to see her perfection.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Anya J., Xander H. - Complete
Slaying Never Ends
A parody of high school never ends I wrote purely out of boredom
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Complete
My First Kiss reviews
One babysitter plus one druken Haymitch equals Effie's first kiss. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Goodbye reviews
I watch him walk away and feel my fragile heart been ripped from my chest. He has gone and now I will remain lost forever.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Ichigo M. - Complete
As I Lay Here reviews
As Ichigo slowly dies she thinks of everything and everyone she loves. And she dies with a smile upon her lips
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Deep Blue, Ichigo M.
All Hope Was Gone reviews
Her chocolate eyes look up at me. Silently begging me to end this torture. The angonizing pain that tore her apart.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete