Author has written 6 stories for Glee.
Um...I suck at writing these things. I'm really only here to read. But, I have been dabbling in the art of writing. Meh, nothing special. I love reading other people's stories much more than writing my own. :) Well, how about some random-not-so-random facts? Yeah? Okay, here goes.
I'm 28 and female.
I love grammar and can be quite the grammar Nazi when I feel like it.
I proofread my reviews before I post them. *Looks down, twirling foot on floor*
My favorite shows (right now) are Seis Hermanas (a Spanish soap that you need to start watching if you haven't already), Wynonna Earp (Ahhh!), Call the Midwife (omg...PATSY...and everything else about it), Lost Girl, Hand aufs Herz (hasn't been on the air for a couple years, but it was so much better in terms of writing than Glee), Rizzoli and Isles, Bones, NCIS, Grey's Anatomy, The Big Bang Theory, and The Office among many, many more.
My favorite fanfiction to read is Faberry (Glee), Brittana (Glee), Padelia (Call the Midwife), and Rizzles (Rizzoli and Isles). Faberry is my OTP because deny it all you want, but there is some major chemistry between Rachel and Quinn. They belong together. They're soul mates. They just need to open their eyes and see the obvious. ;D Besides, come on...Dianna Agron? Adorable and hot at the same time, just like Faberry ;)
I am a lazy fanfiction writer, but I never abandon stories. Now that I actually have a life, it is harder to find the time and motivation to write...Yeah, yeah, I know..."Excuses, excuses."
I love reading (real, paper books). I don't mind reading on a computer when it comes to fanfiction, though.
If I'm sitting up and reading, I like to rock back and forth. Don't know why, but it helps me concentrate. It also annoyed my roommate sophomore year of college, so that was a bonus. ;)
I LOVE stories set in the past. Historical fiction is my all-time favorite genre!
I have a 4-year-old Maine Coon/Calico mix kitty cat named Mocha and I love her to death. She's the most precious cat ever. :D
I also have a 2-year-old orange Tabby cat named Buttercup! She's so adorably precious! She's not spayed yet so she's quite feisty. Mocha is not appreciative of us adding to our little family.
Speaking of families, I've been compelled by a certain someone to mention that I am engaged to a girl shorter than me! Yippee! ;) Anywho, I'm the person who gets married in her first relationship ever...At least I can tell my grandkids that I've only ever kissed one person? ;)
Accents I LOVE, in no particular order, are: Russian, German, Irish, and Scottish. Oh, I also like female British accents. Seriously, I wish I could marry Emily, from Skins series 3 & 4,'s voice! It's so soothing and adorable. :)
I can't stand anime, but I'm obsessed with the show Naruto, even though the animation and sloooooow story lines bother me.
I love Amy, Sheldon's girlfriend on The Big Bang Theory! Best. Character. EVER. :)
Softball and tennis are my favorite sports.
I have finished working on my Master's degree in classical archaeology and museum studies at FSU. Woot! And, of course, I have not been able to find a job in my field. Yippee for this economy! *sarcasm*
I hate facial hair. It's so scratchy, and it feels like my skin is being flayed when a stubbly cheek rubs against mine *shudders* Ew, and chest hair. That's also really gross. Oh, and leg hair. And just, guys in general with their ways and extra appendages...yuck. No offense to my brothers or anything...heh.
Bunnies, penguins, ducks, giraffes, cats, cows, mice, and squirrels are some of my all-time favorite animals (in no particular order) :D
I have three mice: a black one named Whiskers, a white one named Frosty, and a brown one named Squeak. They are the most adorable things ever. I want more. Maybe I'll be a crazy mouse lady one day...Ah, ambitions. *sighs* Update...It's now down to one...Squeak died of old age and Frosty was murdered by Whiskers because he was tired of Frosty mounting him all the time...Whiskies is doing well now, though...lol. Update2.0...I now have no mice because Whiskers up and died one day with no warning whatsoever. Now I am mouse-less and wanting a hamster to fill the void. I could get it tunnels!! :D
I have a giraffe loofah. Yeah, it's awesome. ;)
I hate it when people make assumptions about me (or anyone else, for that matter) based on my religion.
Favorite verse: "Blessed are you when people revile you and persecute you and say all kinds of evil things against you falsely on My account" - Matthew 5:11
Also, in another verse in Matthew Jesus himself states that some men were "born eunuchs" - aka "effeminate" or in modern terms - GAY. That's right, folks, Jesus said we're born that way. Deal with it.
It annoys me when vegetarians or vegans say, "I can't eat that." Don't lie. You're a human - aka, an omnivore; you are genetically structured to eat everything. So, unless you're allergic or something like that, you can eat chicken or drink milk; you just won't. There's a big difference between can't and won't. Just something irrational that bothers me. Yay!
My favorite German expressions, among others, are: "Es tut mir Leid" und "Das ist alles" because they're fun to say. :) Actually...I just love German. I think it's a super sexy language ;)
I am also proficient in Spanish, Ancient Greek, and Latin. Because...I'm a nerd like that. I want to learn Italian one day, as well. And Russian. Oh, and Hebrew, because it's just awesome. :)
I think I may be slightly OCD, but we all are in a some way, right? Right?
I like the term "asshat." I have no idea why, and I don't use it myself, but it always makes me chuckle when I hear or see it. :)
I hate the term "shit-eating grin." I mean, I guess I understand the facial expression that it is describing, but seriously? Who the hell would smile while eating fecal matter? I don't want to meet the person who does. *shudders*
I hate cake (except carrot cake, the best cake ever to exist: past, present, or future), but I love icing. So far, all of my requests for an all-icing cake on my birthday have gone unheeded.
I love all vegetables. Except corn. Corn is nasty.
I think that (American) football is just about the most boring thing ever to watch, and I will never understand people's fascination with that sport. I could spend all day, however, watching baseball, complete with jumping up during good or bad plays and yelling at the players. Oh, how I love that sport. :)
I choose my "favorite" football teams based on their team colors. Like the Dolphins, or the Vikings. They're pretty.
The Yankees and Braves are my favorite baseball teams. I also like the Cardinals.
I'm generally sarcastic and have a dry sense of humor.
I've been sitting here for the past 5 minutes trying to think of something else to say and suddenly realized I'm terribly boring.
Um, I live in TN (I moved!), grew up in PA, went to college in NC, lived in FL during college and grad school, and went to grad school in FL. Fun...? I wanted to live in Boston when I finally finished school, but ended up in Tennessee. Crazy how things don't turn out like you thought, and yet, everything is still amazing. :)
Sounds I hate: folding cardboard boxes, sandpaper, the sound people make when hocking up a loogi, dogs eating, people making out, toddlers eating, and others that slip my mind at the moment...
Sounds I love: thunder and lightning (the ones that crack!), squirrels, the sounds of keyboard keys clacking, wood crackling in a fire, birds on a spring morning, etc, etc.
I hate leaving doors open and lights on. I love privacy, and natural lighting doesn't give me as much of a headache lol.
I wanted to be a government assassin when I was younger.
Pezberry is a ship I sink like the freaking Titanic. You want to turn me off from a story? Put in some Pezberry as an actual relationship. It's just wrong on so many levels. And, they have zero chemistry.
I hate Finn Hudson with the passion of a million suns. He does NOT deserve Rachel. Or anyone else. He deserves to get his self-entitled, arrogant, idiotic, uncoordinated, hypocritical butt run over by a mac truck. Did I mention that I really don't like Finn?
I don't actually know which pairing, Pezberry or Finchel, I hate more...Both make me throw up a little in my mouth, but...I don't know...I believe there should never exist a Rachel without a Quinn to be her soul mate, and the same thing goes for Brittany and Santana, so...Hmm...this is definitely a tough one. Meh. Let's just say they're equally horrible (in my opinion), and leave it at that, okay? Awesome. :)
I secretly want to become a crazy cat lady (with a bunch of mice too?) when I get older, and whenever people step on my property I'll toss some of my cats at them and say, "Attack, my pretties!! Eeeeheeeheeeheee!"
There are some words that I absolutely hate, and they are, in no particular order: pussy (my #1 most hated word. It just sounds so...dirty. And not the good dirty either.), tits, cunt, naive (don't even ask me why. That word just bothers me), ain't, nigger, homo (in a derogatory sense) and some more that I cannot think of right now.
I hate being told to calm down. That is one sure-fire way to make me really mad.
The neighborhood bobcat used to like to sleep on top of my car. Seriously, Florida's animal life is so weird. The spiders are humungous! Ahem, moving on...
I hate it when people go to a restaurant like a steakhouse and order salad. Like, why even go to such a restaurant? I also hate it when girls only order a salad and water, if that, when out on a date. Really? Your date's got to know that you eat more than that on a regular basis.
I have a slight obsession with the Legend of Zelda games. The NES, N64, and Gamecube varieties. Best Zelda games ever!
I also have an obsession with foreign TV shows with subtitles. I will watch a storyline over, and over, and over until I practically have it memorized. Then I will leave it alone for a couple months and start the process all over again. YouTube's "Recommended for You" thing is so my enabler! lol.
I talk to myself more than I should. I also talk in my sleep! I think that's way more fun than snoring.
Sometimes I have whole conversations in my head with someone only to realize that I was actually standing next to that person without speaking for 5 minutes.
I am the most introverted person you will ever meet. Period. (Comma?)
OKAY, so now that that's over with, you want to know what pairings I ship? Don't lie, I know you do. ;)
Wynonna Earp: WayHaught!! They cast the role of Nicole perfectly. Also, awesome choice for Waverly. And Wynonna/anyone but Doc, unless he shaves off that horrendous caterpillar on his upper lip.
Hand aufs Herz: Jemma!! Timo/Luzi! :D
Call the Midwife: PADELIA!!! Also, just Patsy in general. I absolutely, without a doubt love her voice and everything else about her. Oh! And Barbara! There's something about her that I just love. :)
Glee: Faberry!!, Brittana, Finn/bottle of poison, Tike/Asian Fusion
Bones: Booth/Bones (duh?), Angela/Hodgins (another duh?), Daisy/Sweets (love Daisy)
NCIS: Tiva!, McAbby!
Grey's Anatomy: Calzona!, Alex/Izzie (before Katherine Heigl decided to be a pain and leave the show, ruining Izzie's memory forever), Meredith/Christina (non-romantic, but still an epic relationship), Teddy/Christina (another friendship that I loved to watch)
The Big Bang Theory: Amy/her amazing awesomeness!, Amy/Sheldon (very distant second to Amy/herself)
The Office: Jam!, Dwight/Angela! (love them), Erin/Pete (so cute!), Holly/Michael (duh?)
Naruto/Shippuden: Kiba/Hinata!, Sakura/Ino (never going to happen, but I still like the idea), Ino/Shikamaru, Tsunade/Shizune (also never going to happen, sadly), Kurenai/Osuma (poor Osuma...), Rock Lee/TenTen
Um...if anyone's actually reading this, um, thanks for making it through all that lameness lol! It's just a little glimpse into who I am, but if you ever find yourself to be curious, you could always pm me. Not that I would care either way...*shifty eyes and nervous laughter* Lol, j/k.
Okay, aaaaaand end.
Just kidding! Addendum! So, I saw this on a few people's profiles, and I thought it was interesting. I'm only going to put the ones that pertain to me, as having all of them would make this already long profile exorbitantly longer :) I don't think you're supposed to comment on them, but...Who cares? It's my profile, and I will if I want to. Changes have been made as some of the ones I used to have no longer apply! Yippee for me! Ahem...Anywho, ready? Okay, here goes:
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Please. People who think that are just grossly misguided)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Soooo many people, some Christians included, have no real idea what Christianity teaches, or about the history behind much of what is written in the Bible. It's historiography, people. Learn it. Love it ;) Hehe, I crack me up)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Mhm, 'cause that's totally what I love to do. Just because I am religious.)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (Haha, I myself am poor! I'm actually a conservative-leaning Moderate, but this is close)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I think I am a laid back, low-maintenance girlfriend, but whatevs...)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Well...what can I say? It's not because of my grades, though. I just don't like being around people.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Aw, my poor boobs)
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Well, I ain't no hoe, that's fo' sho'. Haha, that rhymed. Ew, and I used "ain't.") - No longer true, what whaaat! ;)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Haha, who actually thinks that?)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Haha, there are SO many Christian ones about homosexuals!)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (Genes are a bitch. I'm not obese or anything, but I'm still no Thin Mint. Hehe, cookies)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Riiighht...)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Not so much anti-social, since that implies that I don't like people. I just don't like being around lots of people, as I find them mentally, physically, and emotionally draining)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Welp...if the shoe fits?)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch. (Only if my buttons are pushed to the limits. It doesn't happen often at all.)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch. (Again, only if certain buttons are pushed. I have two buttons that, if pushed, will have me morphing into full-on defense mode in seconds, haha)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (Nah...being into sports has developed my muscles quite well, if I do say so myself ;D)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Um, yeah, that's a really annoying stereotype. But, many are, so...?)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth. (Nope. But, I must say that it really bothers me when guys are all 1950's chivalrous on dates. I am perfectly capable of opening up my car door myself, thank you.)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Well, according to some "minorities," yes? Even though I have done nothing.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Granted, I probably would have been more popular if I was actually outwardly kind to most people...)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (I mean, I am [abortion should not be a form of contraception for irresponsibility] but still. Stereotypes. Also, I understand there are extenuating circumstances, of course)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Haha, yeah, about that... ;D)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Hmm...I actually LOVE President Trump! I hate the rest of the government, though, and the closed-minded vitriol spewing constantly from the Left that seems to be worsening each day for no reason.)
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian. (Cheese and crackers, that gets annoying. I mean, I'm not straight [let's face it, guys are extremely gross and dense] but still. It doesn't mean you can just assume that someone's a lesbian just because they like being alone at that point in time...*sigh* People.)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (*Flashbacks to high school* lol j/k. I never cried)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (I just don't think personal stuff is anyone's business but my own. *shrugs*)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think evolution is a myth. (I'm surprised I haven't seen this one, as many people assume that about me when they learn of my religious affiliation. Science and religion/faith are not mutually exclusive. [see historiography comment above] :D)
Haha, okay, so...If anybody is still here, I, again, thank you for sticking around and reading through all of this! It had to have been excruciating ;) I revealed more about myself than I planned. My bad. I was just in one of those moods. Ahem, things people don't care about.
ANYway, this is the end. For real. You can go away now.