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Author has written 3 stories for Hunger Games, and Maximum Ride.

I'm LoneWolfe2. I welcome any flames or comments about my writing. I want to improve my writing in any way I can.

I have an unheathly obsession with Linkin Park and Black Veil Brides. :D I always have my ear buds in while my mom is tring to talk to me. Ticks her off. ;) And I have many, ahem, insane friends. And when I say insane, I mean one friend is obssesed with killer, man-eating squirrels and another obssesed with twizzlers. The phrase "I used to be normal...but then I met the freaks I call my friends" was probably written for me.

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call "normal". I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. But I say "Yes, I am" with pride. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or texting a friend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with The Hunger Games and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, LoneWolfe2

Strange Facts

More than 10 people are killed each year by vending machines. (who would think our suppliers of candy could come to kill us?)

Ice cream is Chinese food.

You are about 1 centimeter taller in the morning than in the evening!

Things to do in an Elevator

Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. (I did this one. My mom told me to knock it off because i was scaring people)

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Say "Ding" at each floor.

Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on. (I also did this one. And i actually was wearing new socks)

"When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock, smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"

Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

Leave a box between the doors.

Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

Start a sing-along.

Do Tai Chi exercisesWhen at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

Bring a chair along.

Lean against the button panel.

While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs.

If you think sometimes songs really speak to you, paste this on your profile.

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

A good or best friend?

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - idiot - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" (my best friend will be the reason I end up in jail. just watch. If i stop updating, blame her)

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me (now it's all about the planning. *rubs hands together evilly*)

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably (definatly) the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friend: Fade Best Friend: are forever

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My Angel of Darkness by SolidScriptJess reviews
Max is an average student at her highschool. Until the new mystery guy shows up. And with him brings adventure, drama, fights, horror, and buried secrets. It'll be a miracle if anyone could stay alive until the end of the year. FAX! All HUMAN!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,553 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Blue Diamonds - HIATUS by Katie9210 reviews
All she expected was a kick ass show. But what she expected and what she got, were two things completely different. ANDREW BIERSACK FIC. This story is on an indefinite hiatus, sorry guys.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,046 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011
Hunger to the Max by Nutcase62 reviews
This year is a quater quell, this years Hunger Games contestants will all be "genetically modified beings". Jeb decides that this is the perfect opportunity to prove that his creation is the best. The flock is then kidnapped and Max is forced to compete.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,070 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Max
The Unlucky Twelve by sa-chan2000 reviews
Twelve unlucky people stumble across the Holy Sword, Excalibur... ON HIATUS!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Excalibur
The End Trials by SpellStorm reviews
This is my version of The Hunger Games! Follow Amaranth, Synora, Lynzee, Wulfie, Joshuwa, Zoe, and other Tributes as they try to survive the End Trials.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,291 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
A new world for the Flock by ALegendaryPineapple reviews
When Fang leaves the Flock, what happens to him? He gets sent to District 12, of course. While Fang has no idea where Max and the Flock is, he's falling in love all over again with the heroin of the Hunger Games series.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2011
Spy Ride by Iamatrombone4142 reviews
Max is the ultamite spy sent on an impossible misson-to kill one of her own, another avian-human hybrid. She cannot afford to let her guard down. A barrier is crossed, a trust is broken, and who's wrath will Maximum face -Fang's... or the Director's?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,933 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Letting It Go by mockingjay0916 reviews
When Evy is chosen for tribute, her boyfriend, Candon, volunteers to be tribute along with her. What will happen in the arena? OC. short story for fun so it might seem a it rushed
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
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Broken Lies reviews
This is the Hunger Games. This year, the arena is the worst one yet in the tributes eyes. The best one ever made in the Gamemakers sick, twisted minds. This is the tale of a tribute's rise to victory. Rated t for violence, duh. It's the Hunger Games. CURRENTLY PAUSED!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,534 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011
Hurricane reviews
Song-fic. "Hurricane" by 30 Seconds to Mars. This is the end of one tribute's fight.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
Awake and Alive reviews
The Second Flock. Composed of extremly diiferent people that learn to trust each other and survive in the real world outside of the School. That is, until, a sudden plot twist hits them.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011