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Joined 04-06-11, id: 2827212, Profile Updated: 06-22-15

Whaddup! Some things you don't really need to know about me but I'm going to tell you about anyway are... I adore Swedish Fish candy, can’t stand the colors pink or yellow, am obsessed with good spelling and grammer, am afraid of most things that live in the ocean, love reading the smutty and fluffy stories, can listen to the same song fifty times in a row and then never listen to it again, put the B - as in Badass - in LGBTQIA, am just now starting to discover and explore the wonderful worlds of gaming and comic books, have never once gotten an A on a Math test before in my life, and kinda really dig this whole feminism thing that all the cool kids have been talkin' about - the good kind, though, the one that's all about equality and human rights and standing up when EITHER genders are being discriminated against, not the "Hey-great-idea-let's-just-turn-men-into-our-own-personal-human-slaves-because-we-think-they're-ALL-power-hungry-perverts-who-try-to-put-women-and-pretty-much-anyone-who-isn't-them-down-because-they're-insecure-with-their-own-masculinity" kind that everyone seems to associate with the word. The books / television series / movies that I live for are Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire, Harry Potter, Orphan Black, The Hunger Games, Firefly and Serenity, Outlander, Star Wars, True Blood (only the fanfiction now though, since the show went to shit), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Fringe, and The X-Files, as well as a shit-ton of other stuff. I've also been totally geeking out about The Last of Us and The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, too. If you have any suggestions for things that I might like to try, or really just need to fangirl or fanboy out about any of the afore-mentioned things, feel free to message me - I'm all ears... or eyes, in this case : )


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The Artist Is Present by let'sgetthoughtful reviews
Just hot nonsense. Artist Eric and indie DJ Sookie are comfortable roommates, but everything changes when they share an unexpected afternoon... AU, OC, AH. Rated M for language and explicit hotness. Inspired by MissyDee's "Roommates" in "Friday Night Blues."
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,414 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Pretty Kitty by ficlit78 reviews
OVER 1.5 MILLION VIEWS! Post Season 3. Eric senses Sookie's return and is driven mad by the need to see her. We all know what happens when a human and a vampire bond, but what happens when a fairy Chooses a vampire? 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Sookie Stackhouse Award 2012 and 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Adele Stackhouse Award 2012. 1ST PLACE Mr. January Award & 3RD PLACE AB Award.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,023 - Reviews: 5116 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Comes In Threes by creamyfilling reviews
[GP!Quinn/Santana/Brittany] Santana discovers Quinn's been hiding a pretty big secret. After keeping it all to herself, Santana shares Quinn's secret with Brittany and invites her in on the fun. Unholy Trinity smut. Girlpeen.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,102 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Quinn F., Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want by drollicpixie reviews
AHS AU. In 1994, when Violet Harmon moves in next door to Tate Langdon, he knows she was meant to be his. Alive, Tate is an obsessed psychopath who hopes to taint Violet, make her like him, but as he watches her, gets to know her, he discovers that there is already a darkness in her. And it makes his want, his need for her, that much greater. Rated M. Violet/Tate
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,491 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
What beach by FRS4Fun reviews
Spring Break. Threesome. Finn/Rachel/Santana. SMUT. No Plot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Finn H., Rachel B., Santana L.
Guilty Pleasures by Phoenix2312 reviews
Rachel and Santana grow closer after Santana protects Rachel from Brody. Things heat up almost instantly because it turns out they have a few guilty pleasures in common... But is it more than that? Set after the Guilty Pleasures episode. Pezberry smut with some plot. Rated M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,918 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Rachel B., Santana L.] - Complete
Not the first and certainly not the last by FRS4Fun reviews
Roommates Finn/Rachel/Santana. No plot at all. Sexy Threesome. Warning: Really dirty smut. Let's get it on.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Finn H., Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Maybe a Three-Time Thing? by DottieP reviews
Set a month after "I Do," Quinn decides to make use of those train passes and visits Santana in New York.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,541 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Santana L., Quinn F. - Complete
A Working Relationship by sdl90 reviews
She's an actress, but not the conventional kind, and he's an avid viewer getting the opportunity of a lifetime. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,348 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Sucker Love by Tjoek reviews
"The first time he sees her is out in the school courtyard, cigarette smoke billowing from her nostrils like a furious dragon. He is surprised at himself for noticing her. He doesn't normally notice people, he observes them..." AU. Violate.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,671 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Tate L., Violet H.
Chance Encounters by BelleViolette reviews
Eric is a club owner who stumbles upon the charming and beautiful Sookie Stackhouse. She manages to turn the cocky womanizer into a nervous puddle on the floor during their first encounter... will she give him a chance? AU/AH, M for language and lemons
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,976 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Echoes of the Past by Philote reviews
Lux wants to sink into this normal sort of lifestyle completely. But she can't erase her past; can't hide from it when it insists on haunting her dreams.
Life Unexpected - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Lux C., Nate B./Baze - Complete
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 2840 - Favs: 5,493 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete