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Joined 04-07-11, id: 2827957, Profile Updated: 09-11-12
Author has written 12 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Bionicle.

The Many Names of Jumpshot25: Connor, Jumpshot, Jump, Smart One, Bigfoot, Gigantor, Idiot, Clueless, Dr. C, Weirdo Mcgee, Dumbo, Wise One, Con-man, and An Insult to Dumb People Everywhere.

Age: Around 5,632,893.2

Gender: Male.

Weight: Guess.

Height: 5'9

Likes: Bahumut PURE (now back to Saya Moonshadow), Mazula, and In-The-Light-Hija's stories, Gym Class Heroes, Eminem, Bad Meets Evil, the Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, and everything my stories are about, and everything to do with fire.

Dislikes: Why do YOU care? Creepers gotta creep...

Story Ideas

Untitled: This is the story of the time before Freiza's rule. The first Saiyan kings, emporers, super saiyans, all the way to Vegeta XXVIII, who tried to save his son from Freiza and failed.

Untitled: The heroic Saiyans, who help everyone in need and- wait... are we thinking of the same Saiyans?

My favorite quotes of all time:

"Luke, I am your grandmother!" "NNNNOOOO- wait, that's not how it goes in the script!" "It's not- OOHHH I see. Luke, I am your father-s cousin-s uncle-s nephew-s former roomate-s favorite toy!!!" "So what does that make us exactly?" "Absolutly nothing!" "Yay!"-Tahu and Teridax doing a parody

"I throw my sandwhich in the air sometimes singin AAAAYYYYOOO I want some MAAAYYYYOO!"-Jumpshot25

When life gives you lemons, make applesauce and have people wonder how the heck you did that.- Unknown

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.- Unknown

When life gives you bananas, throw them back and scream "I WANT LEMONS!"- Jumpshot25

Bunnys look cute, but when you get close, the bite your face off. So remember, only YOU can prevent forest fires... Wait... what?- Unknown

"E is for emotional, ruin everybody's day, M is for moody. O is for on the dark side cause we have some cookies, COOKIES!" -E.M.O. song, parody of F.U.N. by Unknown

"Could you PLEASE save us all a little more quietly? I'm trying to read."- Unknown

"Don't question your elders!" "You're like 3 months older than me!" "So?" "Plus I'm taller, by like, 3 inches!" "But I'm older." "By 3 months!!!" "And don't you forget it." - Jumpshot25 arguing with a very stubborn cousin

When I get sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead.- Barney Stinson

"Kyrpke?" "Yeah?" "You're in my spot."- Kyrpke and Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory using urinals

"I hate you." "I hate you more." "Oh yeah? Well I hate you morer!"-Jumpshot25 having a very weird conversation with sister

"English is for losers. I speak awesome-nese!" -Acrojester17, a.k.a. Lewa on the Matachatroom by Mazula

"We both know there are 1,000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt." Mentioned several times in Bahumut PURE's stories

"It's good to try new things!" "That's what they said in the movie before they poisoned the hero!" - Me and a weird friend

"Eminem rocks." "No, he raps you idiot." - Me and a fellow student

"Jamison, if you and Tucker were the only humans left, and you had to repopulate, what would you do?" "I'd commit suicide." "You wouldn't try to-" "Connor, I'd rather repopulate with animals."- What happens when you're in the middle of a three hour charter bus ride home with people you've known for years and all your electronics are dead.

"I baked you a pie!" "OH boy what flavor?" "Pie flavor!" - asdf movie

"Art thou insane?" "Um... no...?...wait... YES!...no... don't tell me, I got this!"-Myself and I

"Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before" "I just saw one in the mirror. He's STALKING me."- me reacting to a line in the real slim shady by Eminem

DBZ: Son Gohan the Warrior by SS47 reviews
Some things run in the blood... like fighting. That trait certainly runs through Son Gohan. What if Chi-Chi had accepted that and allowed Gohan to train when he was a child? AU. All the way through DBZ and possibly beyond.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 246,124 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Gohan, Goku - Complete
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The Story of Misfit Things reviews
A hodge-podge of one-shots, drabbles, blurbs, and other misfit THINGS. Please enjoy!
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012
The Newspaper reviews
Tahu and company read the newspaper and find out disturbing ratings on their attribute's. Now they must prove those midget Matoran wrong!
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2012
Chirox and Mutran's Hall of Disaster reviews
Welcome to Chirox and Mutran's Hall of Disaster- er, catastraphe? No, um... Destruction? No... A-HA! Expirements. "Mutran, we are here to save you!"
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Chirox, Mutran
The Chibis In Kindergarden reviews
This is the adventures of some of the DBZ Chibis in Kindergarden, includes Lego wars and awesome stuff. I suck at summaries. Better than it sounds.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011
Another Super Saiyan reviews
What if Goku wasn't the only one who went super saiyan on Namek? Will be about more than freiza saga. This is my first fanfic so point out anything you don't like.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,063 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Gohan
Goten the DEMIGOD! reviews
Goten got Gohan to read him the PJO books. Convinced he's a demi-god, he runs into Percy and Annabeth. What crazy adventures occur?
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/24/2011
The Revenge of the Frying Pan of Doom reviews
It's back. The horrible thing that strikes fear into everones hearts...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gohan - Complete
DBZ Bloopers reviews
What if some stuff in dbz didn't go according to plan? Here are some bloopers. Warning: Major OOCness.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011
Hestia's Son reviews
The story of Hestia's son, Connor. By the way, the events of the lost hero never happened. I suck at summaries, please read and review, pretty please with your favorite ice cream on top!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Hestia
Roku's Story reviews
This is the story of Vegeta and Bulma's third child, Roku. It's better than it sounds. The first chapter is just the Prolouge, just a warining. Please read and review! Hope you like it!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Pan
The Funeral for the Frying Pan of Doom reviews
The sequel to the death of the frying pan of doom. hope you like it! Please review!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Chi-Chi, Gohan - Complete
The Death of the Frying Pan of Doom reviews
Just a little one-shot I came up with. hope you like it! Please review!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Gohan, Chi-Chi - Complete