Author has written 12 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Bionicle.
The Many Names of Jumpshot25: Connor, Jumpshot, Jump, Smart One, Bigfoot, Gigantor, Idiot, Clueless, Dr. C, Weirdo Mcgee, Dumbo, Wise One, Con-man, and An Insult to Dumb People Everywhere.
Age: Around 5,632,893.2
Likes: Bahumut PURE (now back to Saya Moonshadow), Mazula, and In-The-Light-Hija's stories, Gym Class Heroes, Eminem, Bad Meets Evil, the Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, and everything my stories are about, and everything to do with fire.
Dislikes: Why do YOU care? Creepers gotta creep...
Untitled: This is the story of the time before Freiza's rule. The first Saiyan kings, emporers, super saiyans, all the way to Vegeta XXVIII, who tried to save his son from Freiza and failed.
Untitled: The heroic Saiyans, who help everyone in need and- wait... are we thinking of the same Saiyans?
My favorite quotes of all time:
"Luke, I am your grandmother!" "NNNNOOOO- wait, that's not how it goes in the script!" "It's not- OOHHH I see. Luke, I am your father-s cousin-s uncle-s nephew-s former roomate-s favorite toy!!!" "So what does that make us exactly?" "Absolutly nothing!" "Yay!"-Tahu and Teridax doing a parody
"I throw my sandwhich in the air sometimes singin AAAAYYYYOOO I want some MAAAYYYYOO!"-Jumpshot25
When life gives you lemons, make applesauce and have people wonder how the heck you did that.- Unknown
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.- Unknown
When life gives you bananas, throw them back and scream "I WANT LEMONS!"- Jumpshot25
Bunnys look cute, but when you get close, the bite your face off. So remember, only YOU can prevent forest fires... Wait... what?- Unknown
"E is for emotional, ruin everybody's day, M is for moody. O is for on the dark side cause we have some cookies, COOKIES!" -E.M.O. song, parody of F.U.N. by Unknown
"Could you PLEASE save us all a little more quietly? I'm trying to read."- Unknown
"Don't question your elders!" "You're like 3 months older than me!" "So?" "Plus I'm taller, by like, 3 inches!" "But I'm older." "By 3 months!!!" "And don't you forget it." - Jumpshot25 arguing with a very stubborn cousin
When I get sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead.- Barney Stinson
"Kyrpke?" "Yeah?" "You're in my spot."- Kyrpke and Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory using urinals
"I hate you." "I hate you more." "Oh yeah? Well I hate you morer!"-Jumpshot25 having a very weird conversation with sister
"English is for losers. I speak awesome-nese!" -Acrojester17, a.k.a. Lewa on the Matachatroom by Mazula
"We both know there are 1,000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt." Mentioned several times in Bahumut PURE's stories
"It's good to try new things!" "That's what they said in the movie before they poisoned the hero!" - Me and a weird friend
"Eminem rocks." "No, he raps you idiot." - Me and a fellow student
"Jamison, if you and Tucker were the only humans left, and you had to repopulate, what would you do?" "I'd commit suicide." "You wouldn't try to-" "Connor, I'd rather repopulate with animals."- What happens when you're in the middle of a three hour charter bus ride home with people you've known for years and all your electronics are dead.
"I baked you a pie!" "OH boy what flavor?" "Pie flavor!" - asdf movie
"Art thou insane?" "Um... no...?...wait... YES!...no... don't tell me, I got this!"-Myself and I
"Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before" "I just saw one in the mirror. He's STALKING me."- me reacting to a line in the real slim shady by Eminem
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