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Joined 04-07-11, id: 2828196, Profile Updated: 11-08-17
Author has written 26 stories for Naruto, Warriors, Young Justice, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Soul Eater, Rise of the Guardians, Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist, D.Gray-Man, Magi/マギ, Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ, Code Geass, Batman, Haikyu/ハイキュー, Voltron: Legendary Defender, and My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア.

Welcome, welcome, have as much fun as you'd like.

11/8/17 - Finally cleaned up this page :')


Enigma Fanart: (If the links don't show sorry, Fanfiction is being weird)

Keran. West:

http :/ /kera-n. deviantart. com/art/Fanfic- Character-Kali- 524829721

Jangirl183:

http: / /jangirl183 .deviantart. com/art / Kali-Enigma- 522401639

http: // jangirl183. deviantart.com /art / Camio-and-Kali- The-First- Meeting- 551 455117

Hidden Depths of the Mind:

http : // kira-tsu. deviantart.com /art/ Kali- 45 5152518

Shiirasu:

http: // shiirasu .deviantart. com/art /Kali-Enigma - 544 232132

Lee9210:

http: // lee9210. deviantart.com /art/ Kali- 542874441

Of Sweaty Socks and Orange Locks Fanart:

Mirikon:


Funny/normal Quotes or sayings- (I don't know what to call them -.-' but feel free to copy and paste onto your profile!) - NOT MADE BY ME!

Silence is golden, but duck-tape is silver.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

What you call dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

He who laughs last didn't get it

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

"Only two things are infinite, human stupidity, and the universe... And I'm not even sure about the latter."-Albert Einstein

"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life."

"I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize."

"Nope, no matter how bad things seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit yer bitching."

"I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing, it's the same color as last place... It's purple."

"We're both of the same breed, after all...Motives for war are not of concern. Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love, or just because...no matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start war."-Pein

"We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge we deem to be 'Justice.' But when we call our vengeance 'Justice,' it only breeds more revenge...forging the first link in the chains of hatred."-Pein


A few things about me

Name: You can call me Marshmellow, Mellow, Marsh, go nuts.

Birthday: New Year's Eve, baby ;)

My Stories: I'm a shit author who gets inspired by all kinds of random things and I'm honest trash but I love too many things and too many characters so I write as much as I can.

Feel free to PM or ask me a question about anything. :) I reply horribly slow or super fast, so best of look to you.


My Warrior Profile:

Name(s)- Echowhisper, Fallenheart, Echomist, Mistdrip

Clan(s)- Shadowclan, Marshclan

Tribe Name(s)- Mist that Covers the Heart, Song that Echos in Cave, Shadow that Hides from Sun

Loner name(s)- Song, Danger


What to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Translations: Japan - English (Not made by me)

Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter

Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai, Deidara-sempai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU THINK WRITERS BLOCK SUCKS, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

'I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit'

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true.

BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random

COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN

PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN

DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP

NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.

7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW

MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN

NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN

WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE!

Copy and Paste... Gotta love the randomnes

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bamf!" every time I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not aclever moneymaking concept.

34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing "I Will Survive in the mirror", as it is disturbing.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

51.)Calling the Ghost-busters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.)I may not have a private army.

53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

59.)I shouldn't use Photo-shop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paint-balling.

77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: "The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry

93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

94.) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

95.) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

96.) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

97.) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

98.) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

99.) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

100.) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

101.)I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

102.) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

103.) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

104.) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

105.) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

106.) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

107.) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

108.) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

109.) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.

110.) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

111.) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

112.) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

113.) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

114.) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

115.) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

116.) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

117.) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

118.) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

119.) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.

120.) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

121.) When fighting death-eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

122.) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

123.) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

124.) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

125.) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

126.) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

127.) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.


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Toms Vs She Cats by Scarheart of DarkClan reviews
In OakClan, tom hold all the power and they beat the she-cats they take as mates. In BloomClan, she-cats control what is going on and they take advantage of the toms they keep captive. When the two Clans meet, their difference clash in a bloody battles.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,398 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/16/2017 - Published: 7/1/2011
Stars and Shadows by Guilty.Ink reviews
Just this once, maybe the charismatic Aidou Hanabusa would fall for the absolute average — not that he knew exactly why, when or how it had happened. AidouOC.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,668 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [Hanabusa A., OC]
Phantom Diaries by Haruhi02 reviews
Even wallflower-like chefs with monotone voices are human too. / OC x Jae-ha
Akatsuki no Yona/暁のヨナ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,981 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Complete
Mirror Madness World by Tailsdoll123 reviews
Sorry, I'm discontinuing this story, if you would like me to re-write, please vote on pole :3
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,132 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Complete
Moments With You by FaerieTail reviews
Average days containing special moments. ReaderXVarious Character Insert X Various ::Chapter 45 and onward is gender neutral: the reader is not identified as s/he::
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 50,433 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 11/10/2009
Remembrance by Water Solace reviews
"I'm going away, but I'll be back," she told him on that day. Memories have flooded and haunted her ever since. She made a promise, but was it real? What would she do given the opportunity to return? She had to keep that promise... *Sequel to OTSATS*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,504 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Insane Is My Middle Name by Tailsdoll123 reviews
I must be losing my mind because I've somehow ended up in a war zone of gun-crazed lunatics. Not to mention half of them are pervs. Pfft, and they called me insane for wanting to paint the world in blood.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,746 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
The Quiet Coyote and Other Strange Spirits by clockwork-faerie98 reviews
A series of 100-word, practice-my-writing-skills drabbles on the favorite get-the-kids-to-shut-up tool of teachers and camp counselors everywhere and all the other strange childhood stories that are out there. I wrote this because, hey, if there's one thing I believed in during childhood, it was the Quiet Coyote.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012
Stupid Cheap Knockoff Toy! by Tailsdoll123 reviews
Just because I have a phobia of going outside doesn't mean that I have to take care of eight self-proclaimed immature countries. Besides, I have better things to do-Like sort out a zombie invasion! It's real, I tell you! RESULTS ARE UP!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,283 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
My Butler Killed My Mom by Tailsdoll123 reviews
"So let me get this straight, I'm some kind of supernatural snack getting hounded down by seven maniacs named after sins and you've decided that I'm the boyfriend in the relationship?" "Yep!" "Still, this question bugs me" "What?" "Why did you kill my mom?"
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 198,170 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Grell S. - Complete
Pokemon Red: Tony's Journey by Coli Chibi reviews
Tony Miller, a young man with a dream of becoming the world's greatest Bug Pokemon Master, travels Kanto with new friends, facing down rivals, Gym Leaders, and Team Rocket.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,558 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Butterfree, Spinarak/Itomaru
Babysitting A Demon Child by Tailsdoll123 reviews
DISCONTINUED NEWEST CHAPTER-ANNOUNCING POLL RESULTS!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,673 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Pride - Complete
World History 101 by imagination junkie reviews
It's my final year of college and I have to take what I've been dreading most: my 6 humanities credits. So I signed up for a world history class. For help a shady bookseller sold me a little globe that's supposed to make history "come alive". Too bad I didn't know he meant it literally. OCxVarious.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,507 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012
A Night Is All It Takes by Tailsdoll123 reviews
Like any curious teenagers, these lot thought that the curse was false, did the three actions and laughed it off. Sadly, it seems it will be the last one laughing tonight. After all, it only takes one night to punish unforgiving souls. WARNING: CHAPTERS TWO-FOUR IS GORE, TURN BACK IF NOT USED TO GORE.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Tails Doll - Complete
Something in Common by Tailsdoll123 reviews
Ever wondered what it would be like if an anger crazed girl met a ghost who couldn't keep a creep away from her? Well now you have! What happens when Ghosty, from 'Just One Of Those Days' meets Leonie, from 'Babysitting a Demon Child' INSANITY! Created by Marshmellowtime and Tailsdoll123-me!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Greed, Pride - Complete
Colourful Skies Academy by Rosalia Tiri reviews
Tsuna was a normal girl. She was lonely and bullied, but she never paid attention to it. She was indifferent, cynical and emotionless. She kept a lot of secrets from others, and only a few know a few. It was better that way. Now, not really. FEM27ALL.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,767 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3346 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Birth Of My Destruction by xoxBattleangel reviews
Miss Viktorya Faire has had a hard life; doesn't know her real family, had amnesia, adopted, in a assassin group...Life has hit an unexpected turn as she will be given a trial that no one could foresee...OcXWally. Discontinued
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,283 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Conner K./Superboy, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Congratulations! by Lupiniun Star reviews
Sasha gets a pop-up that will change her life, and her living arangements, forever. Or, you know, at least for awhile. A Hetalia Manual fic. Hilarity and shenanigans ensues. Rated 'T' for language, and the Bad Touch Trio in later chapters. And alcohol.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,406 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Russia, America
My Country Kidnapped Me by Tailsdoll123 reviews
"How can you lose nine children?" "Easy, one minute they're there, I turn around and the next thing I know is that they're gone!" "America, you're an idiot!" DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,461 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Complete
Dang, This is Fun! by LilMissCellist reviews
Me, my friend, and my little bro all get sucked into Bleach. Why? I don't know. I was bored. But I do know one thing: Dang, this is fun! Rated T for language. Ya, I know, crappy summary. Just read it before Grimmjow goes all crazy on ya.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,221 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011
The Handbook of Central 46: Captain's Edition by DreamerAngel17 reviews
This set of rules has been written from observation of the acts and behaviors of the captains of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and shall be held as such, no matter the situation. We don't care what those suspicious sticky notes say.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011
No Risk, No Reward by MidnightRoulette reviews
Remy Vanderbilt, also known as Roulette, is a loose cannon. With no money to fund her heroic aspirations, she turns to a mysterious and dangerous financier. When one of her jobs is interrupted by the Dark Knight he offers her a way out. OC/Speedy or KF.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,259 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Amicable Anarchy by MidnightRoulette reviews
Sequel to "No Risk, No Reward." Remy's back and the stakes are higher than ever. She's going to have to race against time, and her own body, if she intends to save the team and herself. The Shadows, the Light, Occulta add up to one thing: pure anarchy.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Wally W./Kid Flash
Ode to Sin by Wayfinders reviews
She was a Jane Doe. No past, No memory...No sense of sarcasm. When her life becomes entwine with the sin greed she learns she is no stranger to murders and the shadows that follow it. "Why would you search for a past you desperately wanted to forget?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,747 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Greed, Ling Y.
Hunger Games, Book One: The Calling by Lilithisanameilike reviews
"There are 24 tributes, but also 24 mutts in the arena, each unique each dangerous in its own way. They are all out to kill you, good luck"
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Other tributes
Of The Sand and The Sea by Water Solace reviews
Friendship can span countries, continents, and even worlds. It can touch just once and last for life. It was something one boy yearned for more than anything. But he was always left alone. That is, until the blue waters from the horizon reached out to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,933 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Gaara - Complete
Titans Neo by Coli Chibi reviews
Dellisburg City has been gripped by cruel crime and insufficient police forces for years. A new generation of heroes needs to take a stand, but can they do it with no support from the government and a dangerous murderer on the loose? DISCONTINUED.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,081 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011
Musings of A New Girl by Beryl Bloodstone reviews
A humorous observation of the Kuroshitsuji characters in the mini society that is high school. A bullied Grell, the sexy Sebastian, an annoying Alois, and many more in the eyes of the new girl.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
International Camp for Troubled Teens by HipsterMustache reviews
TEMPORARY HIATUS...AGAIN
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2709 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased an ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain - Complete
Bleached Eclipse by StormDragon99 reviews
The adventures of a bunch of students at the Shinigami Academy. They must train to become stronger, learn to work as a team and avoid getting killed or captured by a strange cult. Only taking villian OC's now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011
The Handbook of Central 46 by DreamerAngel17 reviews
This set of rules has been written from observation of the acts and behaviors of the lieutenants of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and shall be held as such, no matter the situation. We don't care what the creepy guy outside your barracks tells you.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/26/2011 - France - Complete
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a VASH ZWINGLI unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with your new buy, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
Mercy by viettvnt reviews
Damn that little imp to the very depths of hell! He has the nerves to toy with me! They all look the bloody same anyways!...Well...I guess I always did like how his fringes were off to the left... OCxCantebury,Short story/songfic
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Cantebury/Canterbury - Complete
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For whatever reason, you have decided to purchase a YONG-SOO IM unit from us, and in order to ensure that you, the owner, can unlock your unit's full potentials, this manual has been provided...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
When Mary Sues Attack, Again! by ElvenQueen18 reviews
Sequel to "Why Sues Have No Place as Titans." Another day, another Mary Sue to torture the Titans and their friends with. Warning: OOCness may ensue, minds will be scarred, and sanity will be lost.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Why Sues Have No Place as Titans by ElvenQueen18 reviews
Takes place after "Titans Together." The Teen Titans and some of the honorary Titans have discovered a strange book. What happens when it turns out to be a Robin/OC Mary Sue fic? Why, absolute chaos, of course.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,072 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
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Of the Stars and You reviews
One wants to be the hero, one wants to finally stop being useless, and one decides he doesn't want to be alone anymore. Even with the fate of the universe in their hands, they were still just a group of dorks trying to make it all work. "He smells like vanilla and cinnamon." "Then what do I smell like?" "You? You smell like home." Lance/Oc/Keith
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,302 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 11/2/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, OC
Of Heroes, Blood, and Boba reviews
There was a red thread that connected each and every one of them. It could bend, twist, and tangle, but it would never break. Though considering who her classmates were, she was getting pretty close to cutting it herself. "If you get your ass kicked one more time, I'm not healing you." Oc/?
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 246,798 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 3/19 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., Shouto T., OC
Enigma reviews
"Must you always disappear all the time?" "Well, if I didn't, you'd have nothing to look forward to." She was a curse, something that didn't belong in this world. She'd lived only for herself, but she'd fallen in love with a world she didn't belong in, one filled with wars and troubles, and she'd do anything to protect it. Sinbad/Oc/Kouen
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 345,969 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Aladdin, Sinbad, OC, Kouen R.
Nascent reviews
When it came to Robin, the word simple would never quite do justice to the life he lived and the things he did. But when it came to Damian, the cold, arrogant, but fiercely loyal boy she'd grown to know, she found she didn't care. Damian/Oc
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,621 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Damian W./Robin, OC
A Girl's Guide to Killing Heroes reviews
"Who is it this time?" "...Nightwing." "The hero?" "No, the bird, yes, the hero." "Do you think you can do it?" "Haven't failed yet. How hard can killing a hero be?" Even for a skilled assassin, perhaps a one-night stand with the guy you were supposed to kill wasn't the best start. But hey, he had donuts. What can a girl do? Nightwing/Oc
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,441 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Richard G./Nightwing, OC
Veni Mecum reviews
"It means come with me." Her hand slipped into his, and her gaze rose upwards, meeting his own. "Okay." She'd help them any way, any day, that's what friends were for. But when she agreed to be their mechanic, she was expecting nuts and bolts. Not psychos and super villains intent on taking over the world. Wally/Oc/Roy
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,740 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Roy Harper/Red Arrow, OC
Natsume's Guide to Crows, Owls, and Kings reviews
In a war-ridden dystopian society where lives are on the line, one girl braves to gather together a collection of tips and rules on surviving in this new military force alongside her brave soldiers. "Of course that's because Iwa-chan and I are in a polyamorous relationship with her!" "When did I ever agree to that?" "Trashy-kawa." Alongside her fellow dorks is what she meant. Oc/?
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,336 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/14/2017 - OC, Karasuno, Aoba Jousai, Fukurodani
Forever and Ever reviews
To the depths of Hell. That was how far I'd go for him; my friend and savior. The thing is, when I said that, I didn't mean it literally. And when I vowed to protect him, I was expecting muggers, not demons. Oc/?
Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,093 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 7/26/2013 - William T., Dantalion, Sytry/Sitri, Camio/Nathan C.
Acquired Taste reviews
When all you wanted to do is try and make a world where ghouls and humans could live together peacefully, it doesn't really help when everyone keeps trying to kill or eat each other. "Is it really so hard to...y'know, not eat people?" "Want to try not eating anything but coffee for a few days?" "Fair enough." Ghoul!Haikyuu Oc/?
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,316 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Tetsuro K., Toru O., OC, Karasuno
The Good, the Bad, and Her reviews
She blinked, eyes growing wide as he stretched his hand out to her. "You've been given the chance to make a difference in this world. You have a power, and with it, you can save lives and protect them. You can do something with yourself-become an exorcist." Allen's face was determined, and slowly, she put her hand in his, meeting his smile with her own. "No thanks." Oc/?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,319 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Lenalee Lee
Cries of the Heart, Echoes of the Night reviews
They say, "When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade." So, when life suddenly throws the world of mafia, your best friend becoming a boss, sadistic tutors, and crazy psychotic enemies at you, what the heck are you supposed to do then? Ocx?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 119,165 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/17/2011
Just You and Me reviews
I was on a search for my long lost mother and getting over a lost love. That should be enough drama. But the second I set foot in that country, here I was thrown into a war within an imperial court, people looking to stab your back, and my unresolved feelings for an idiotic emperor. Well... scratch the last one, that doesn't count. Ling/Oc
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,334 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Ling Y., OC]
Of Sweaty Socks and Orange Locks reviews
It was a world where talents bloomed, dreams were crushed, friendships torn, and promises broken. She was a simple fool stumbling along, too stubborn to let things go, and she'd fight to get her friends back. "What are you doing?" "It's an ice cream. Don't tell me becoming an egotistical jerk made you forget that." Oc/?
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,774 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Generation of Miracle, OC
How to Make a Believer Believe reviews
"I don't believe in fairy tales." "But...You can see me." "Yeah." "But you can only see me if you believe in me, so that means you do believe!" "I don't believe in fairy tales. Nor do I believe in snowy haired boys who float and bother girls walking home." "Sheesh, is there anything you do believe in?" "I believe that you don't exist. Does that count?" Jack/Oc TEMP HIATUS
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,596 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost, OC
Taking Chances reviews
Ten-year-old Elliot's life changes when Bruces decides to adopt the child, with a nine-year-old Robin already on his hands. Read through this collection of stories filled with the childhood adventures of Elliot, Dick, and the Justice League! Chapter 7: Wally West
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,308 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Blood Bound reviews
The ex-prince, the murderer. The rebel, the knight. She was bound to protect one, but she would risk her life for the other. And despite the wars going on and choices being made, she childishly hoped she could remain between the two. "Why do things have to be so complicated?" "It's war, what did you expect?" "I dunno, less dying?" Suzaku/Oc/Lelouch
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,598 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., OC - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
She blinked at the feel of eyes on her and turned around, meeting a rather disgusted gaze. "What?" She questioned. "You disgust me..." "Aren't you nice?" "You're too asymmetrical!" "...I'm what?" "You have no symmetry!" "...Were you dropped on your head as a kid?" Kid/Oc
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,868 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Death The Kid
Just One of Those Days reviews
People say when life sucks, you make it better. So if you wake up one morning, find out you're a ghost, and that the only one that can see you is a idiot prince with an obssesion for becoming immortal- can things even get better? Ling/Oc/Greed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 359,810 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Greed, Ling Y. - Complete
TSUNAYOSHI SAWADA: USER GUIDE AND MANUAL reviews
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Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Opposites Attract: A Neji Hyuuga Love Story reviews
"Damn, Hyuuga, and his damn superiority complex!" "Is it really necessary to be shouting obscenities at my name while hitting a tree?" "Yes, because you and this tree are the same, stiff, dull, and you both have a giant stick shoved up your ass." NejixOc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,936 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Neji H. - Complete
Konoha Academy! For monsters wait, WHAT? reviews
What happens when Ryuu finds out she's the only human at her school? It's not going to be an easy secret to keep, especially when the 'popular' guys at school start getting into her buisness, making her the number one target of all the fan girls. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,533 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Complete
Germans, Americans, and Chocolate Cake reviews
When Yuki suddenly finds herself in the middle of a little rivalry, what's she going to do when she gets caught up in between? PrussiaxOcxAmerica BIRTHDAY FIC FOR ATAMA GA KURU TERU!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2012 - America, Prussia - Complete
FRAN: USER GUIDE AND MANUAL reviews
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Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Fran - Complete
HIBARI KYOUYA: USER GUIDE AND MANUAL reviews
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Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2011 - K. Hibari - Complete
REBORN: USER GUIDE AND MANUAL reviews
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Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Reborn - Complete
And the World Listened 12 reviews
When he called out to her, she stopped and listened. When they cried out in a silent plea, she listened. But when it was her turn to cry out to them, they didn't listen. They ignored her. But maybe...just maybe...they'll listen this time...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Complete