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Joined 04-07-11, id: 2829224, Profile Updated: 04-18-15
Author has written 16 stories for Star Wars, Hunger Games, My Babysitter's a Vampire, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Suite Life series, Three Musketeers, Mr. Young, Mummy, Disney, Maze Runner Trilogy, Doctor Who, Twilight, and Romeo & Juliet.

Yes, for those of you who recognize my stories but not the name, I changed my Pen-name. For those of you who are just finding one of my stories interesting and are checking to see how awesome I am…you probably really couldn’t care less.

Anyway, this is my new and improved profile! *Sounds trumpets*

Because after three years of puberty, maturing me both mentally and physically, I’ve decided that change was in order! And that my profile, for the people who actually stop to read it, was really boring. Now, I’m pretty sure I made it interesting…and possibly somewhat uncomfortable for more conservative readers.

(I actually own a T-Shirt that says this, except for the parts in brackets…And I’ve worn it to New York)


I do not travel by dogsled

A loonie is a dollar, not a relative (although in my family, that’s debateable)

I live in the second largest Country in the world. (We’re only 2.2x smaller than Russia!)

Winter only lasts one season

I live in a house, not an igloo

I do not know your second cousin John in Saskatoon

Our currency was not based on Monopoly money

The parliament buildings are not made of ice

The Maple Leaf is our national symbol


(We won gold in Russia’s Olympics! WHOO!

Random thoughts, quotes and observations of mine:

Boredom, move the O and you get ‘doom’ written in there…

Person: Why are you doing that?

Me: Because I can, it’s a free country. Person: Not if you break the law. Me: Well, then you people shouldn’t be making false promises

Do you know when people talk about Fifty Shades of Gray? ‘Course not, I think most people like to keep that part of their selves hidden.

Puns are a good way of punishing annoying people, or just for having a laugh at your friend’s ‘seriously?’ expression.

I don’t think the word Love is said too often nowadays, I just think it’s not honest enough.

People tell you not to talk to strangers…well, then how do they expect you to meet new friends?

Wishful thinking is only wishful if you do nothing to make it reality

Young will grow old in appearance, it’s unavoidable. Letting your spirit grow old is avoidable.

Girls really shouldn’t look to Disney for relationship expectations. Or any pure romantic movies for that matter.

Guys shouldn’t expect girls to act as a playboy bunny.

Guys really shouldn’t expect girls to act as playboy bunny for them, especially when they say nasty things about the girls who do.

Girls shouldn’t expect guys to be perfect. Everyone makes mistakes.

Also, when girls pick guys who they know are bad news. Well, sorry, but that’s their own fault.

Same with guys; if you know a girl is a total b, why the hell would you date her?

I don’t care how ‘hot’ a person is on the outside. When you grow old, outside beauty will probably fade, then what are you left with…oh right, ugliness in and out. Congratulations!

Be careful who you call an idiot…they said the same thing about Einstein.

Power over a country can be taken away from you if the masses see fit. But no one can ever take power if you’re simply empowered.

We’re all idiots. Everybody has a different personal definition of one, so naturally some people think I’m an idiot, while likewise I think they’re idiots. So, therefore, we’re all idiots. But since everyone agrees that some are dumber than most, so there are universal idiots.

Why would anybody want to rule the world? It sounds like a lot of work. Not to mention the mountain of paper work that you’d probably get per week…

When guys/girls say: ‘You’re pretty/cute, but I would f* them.’ I think: ‘Really? Ok, personally I’d rather if someone loved me.’

People say no one actually has relations in the office…but then why are the desks so large when you put nothing on them? And the windows tainted? Really, I’m just curious.

People are overly sensitive these days over petty things. Really, someone could read about the holocaust and not cry a single tear and even say it’s not sad, but god forbid if someone says they’re wrong or fat…

I don’t understand why a lot of teenagers are so desperate for physical contact, but the moment they get it, most of them are incredibly uncomfortable.

Why do people try to define love? It’s different for everyone.

Who needs roses really, as long as you’re the one who gets to curl up with him during a movie.

Why do girls need guys to buy them chocolate? They’ve already got a stash hidden someplace…

I swear ties were made to be tugged by girls so that they could finally give a guy the surprise kiss.

People are always like…92% of teens have moved on to *insert new trend here*. Copy and Paste if you’re one of the 8% who still *insert older trend here* And I’m there like: what if I like both? Or: I really wouldn’t care. Where’s that percent? That’s exclusion!

When watching a movie, most people close their eyes for the scary/dramatic scenes…I close my eyes at the awkward/stupid ones. Thinking: This is uncomfortable…make it stop. Or: You’re an idiot, I wish I could punch you.

Does anyone else find it funny how Dylan O’Brian runs in that scene with Ben in ‘The Maze Runner’ ? No offense to him, but with his arms waving around like that I couldn’t decide whether he was practising how to swim front-crawl or trying to take off flying. Which if you think about it really would’ve been helpful in that situation, but it also probably would’ve made the movie about one hour shorter.

It really was a good movie. I just couldn’t take that one scene as seriously as I should have. My bad…

In my opinion, if you want to make a big romantic gesture you should treat it like you would an insult that you know would shut people up and maybe make them think over a few things. Worry less about the size and the grandeur and wanting everyone talking about it for a few days and more about how much it would mean to the person. In other words, make it personal.

It amazes me that people know what logic is; but barely anybody uses it…

You know that voice in your head telling you that you should run…LISTEN! It’s called survival instinct and is the reason why we’re still alive after all the stuff that’s been thrown at us

T.W.I.L.I.G.H.T: Totally Worthless Insulting Literature Initiating Girls’ Hormonal Tantrums

I find most teenagers nowadays think you are truly an adult when you reach eighteen, or when you’re allowed to drink, call the shots and tune out everyone else. In other words, an adult to most people from ages 12-20 is when you become a person who gets lost in routine, secretly cares mostly about themselves even when they have a family, is allowed to forget everything they were taught because now they’re in charge, switches from blaming things on parents and teachers to blaming everyone and anyone who just so happens to be around them and never, ever listens.

So, basically society nowadays is made up of taller and larger children we deem as ‘grown ups’ who are really still children with a bigger playground and more harmful toys. That alone isn’t so bad; until you have to deal with the spoiled children who still haven’t learned how to share.

On the gag reel for: ‘The Maze Runner’ the thing I find more funny than anything else is that while everyone else is goofing around, Thomas Sangster is just standing there, not even looking at them like he’s trying to not to laugh or he’s just too cool for them.

It makes me wonder if they had a bet on who could act the most serious, and the rest of the cast were all ganging up on him.

Oh, and when He and Dylan O’Brian pretend to move in for a kiss. I started laughing so hard because my thoughts were literally like: ‘And here lies the reason for all those slash fics. With their experience with fan girls and fame, they really have only themselves to blame.’

Everyone’s version of normal is different. Hence why there is no normal, there is no different, but at the same time there is. We create it based on our experience in life.

Boys think girls are weird. Girls think guys are weird…basically the opposite sex of you is always confused.

Most adults could be politicians. They complain about that one family member or that one co-worker when they’re at home but the moment they are within hearing distance of said person they act civil and even friendly, just to complain about something else they did the second they leave the room.

Women in the 1920’s fought hard for our rights so we wouldn’t be treated like we are less than worthy of proper love and respect. Yet, a lot of girls nowadays are trying to be as easy as possible for guys, thinking they will be nothing without one of them.

I’m all for embracing femininity and sexuality, but girls, there’s a way to do that without disrespecting yourselves. And let me tell you, any guy who’s worth your time will find you so much more attractive if you do respect yourself.

And to those girls who think this is bullshit…well, I honestly think you are spitting in the faces of the women who fought for our rights.

Authors love to torture us. I mean, you’re on the last few pages of the last book of a series, and you think that one of your favourite characters are going to make it…when boom! They die. And the worst part is that you were expecting it to happen, because you know that author loves torturing us readers but you still allowed yourself to hope maybe…just maybe they will live. Only to be reminded why don’t hope for those things.

Guys are always afraid to ask out girls who they think are too good for them. What they don’t know is that by doing that, they’ve proven that they aren’t good enough.

People say there is only good, bad and the neutral. I disagree. I think, that there are also a lot of confused people still trying to figure out where they stand on the whole issue.

Things other people: My friends, teachers, etcetera…have said:

A friend of mine said something interesting and also kind of depressing about relationships nowadays. She said:

‘I feel like we’re getting into an age where most people will be in an abusive relationship because of lack of respect. But, since everyone else is also in an abusive relationship, people will just accept it.’

My history teacher told this to the guys in my class, and I couldn’t help but laugh a little because of how true it was.

‘Music today calls girls’ bitches and hoes. Back in my day, Louis Armstrong never, ever would’ve called a girl that. Because of that influence, now the pressure is on the girls’ to give whatever you guys want. But, that means that a lot of them by the time they are in their 30’s will be bitter and will hate men. So, when you’re retired, you’re all going to be stuck in a place where you’re surrounded by women who hate you because how they were treated when they were younger.

‘Lack of respect. It will come back and bite you in the ass.’

And sure enough, right after he said that, a friend of mine was like:

‘It’s true. I’m done with boys. Done. They’re just so ignorant sometimes and they expect girls’ to disrespect themselves just because they can’t control their hormones or whatever. I’m done.’

And by the way, my history teacher is a guy. So, it’s not a feminist talking, it’s an observer.

An amusing, if slightly dark, conversation between two friends of mine:

S: ‘You are on a train and there are five people on the tracks. They are going to die unless you change tracks and only kill one person. What would you do?’

A: “Well, if they’re all stupid enough to stay on the tracks while a train’s coming, then I would assume they all have a death wish and since we’re all going to die in the end anyway I’ll just let the train keep going. Besides why is it up to me to decide, I’m fifteen, and really shouldn’t be conducting a train in the first place. And even if I could conduct a train, then why don’t I just stop the train? I mean, it’s a lot less work and takes less time to pull a brake than to switch tracks. Or better yet, why don’t the people just move?”

A really funny/awkward conversation in Religion Class while talking about things that influence youth.

Teacher: “In book stores, what do you find at the very back on the very top shelf hidden out of sight?”

Guys and girls all look confused, which in turn confuses me, because I thought at least one of the guys would get what he was referring to.*

Me, stuttering: “Um…the stuff you really wouldn’t want your wife or mom to find out you have…”

Some guy: “OH! Porn!”

Rest of the class: “Ooooh.”

Another Guy: “That’s where they are!”

class breaks out laughing*

Some other guy, joking: “I’ve been looking for years!”

Yet another guy: “But seriously? At the back of the book store?”

Teacher: “Yeah.”

Conversation between me and my friend Izzy, with an interruption

Us: “Let it grow, let it grow! Just let our hair grow!”

Young Gr 7: “I’m wearing glasses so you probably can’t tell, but I’m very shocked.”

A point my friend Maria made about Razor commercials:

“If they want me to buy their product, I don’t want to see some girl who probably already had her legs waxed. No, if they want to impress me, they have to shave a gorilla live.”

Favourite Quotes:

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” Albert Einstein

“The other night I ate at a really nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.” George Carlin

“I make it a policy to try and never to make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way. After all, there’s always all kinds of new ways to make a complete idiot of myself. Why repeat the old ones?” Margot Dalton

“It’s not the years…it’s the mileage.” Indiana Jones

“That’s a good story. I bet you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.” Han Solo

“This is a castle, and we have lots of Tapestries. And if you are a Scottish Lord than I am Mickey Mouse!” Guy in Castle Black in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” Miss. Piggy

“The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.” The Eleventh Doctor

“We all change, when you think about it, we're all different people; all through our lives, and that's okay, that's good you've gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be. I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me.” The Eleventh Doctor

“The world has enough warriors and heroes. Be what you’ve always been, be a Doctor.” Clara Oswald, Day of the Doctor

“He’s like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and can see the turn of the universe…and he’s wonderful.” Tim Latimer, the Family of Blood

“1914, Sir! Because the family has travelled and oh the things we have seen…War is coming. In foreign fields, war of the whole wide world, with all your boys falling down in the mud. Do you think they will thank the man who taught them it was glorious?” Son of mine, The Family of Blood

“You’re not mating with me sunshine!” Donna Noble

“Please, just save someone. Not the whole town, just someone.” Donna Noble, Fires of Pompeii

“Because the thing is, it's like my friend Vicky. She lived with this bloke—student housing, five of them all packed in. And this bloke was called Sean. And she loved him. She did. She completely adored him. Spent all day long talking about him—

The Doctor: “Is this going anywhere?”

Martha: Yes. 'Cause he never looked at her twice. I mean he liked her. That was it. And she wasted years pining after him. Years of her life. 'Cause while he was around she never looked at anyone else. And I told her, I always said to her, time and time again, I said, "Get yourself out." So this is me, getting out.” Martha Jones: otherwise known as the best companion ever.

“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, once in your life.” Winston Churchill

“Keep Calm, and carry on.” Winston Churchill

“Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.” C. S. Lewis

"There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his." Helen Keller

"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing." Helen Keller

"Speak softly and carry a big stick." Theodore Roosevelt

“Just think of how many more books I would have sold if Harry had been more creative with his wand.” J.K Rowling

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." Nico di Angelo in the Last Olympian by Rick Riordan

"They say that war is death's best friend, but I must offer you a different point of view on that one. To me, war is like the new boss who expects the impossible. He stands over your shoulder repeating one thing, incessantly: 'Get it done, get it done.' So you work harder. You get the job done. The boss, however, does not thank you. He asks for more."

Death in the Book Thief

"I carried them in my fingers, like suitcases. Or I'd throw them over my shoulder. It was only the children I carried in my arms."

Death in the Book Thief

"Please believe me when I tell you that I picked up each soul that day as if it were newly born. I even kissed a few weary, poisoned cheeks. I listened to their last, gasping cries. Their vanishing words. I watched their love visions and freed them from their fear.

I took them all away, and if ever there was a time I needed distraction, this was it. In complete desolation, I looked at the world above. I watched the sky as it turned from silver to gray to the color of rain. Even the clouds were trying to get away.

Sometimes I imagined how everything looked above those clouds, knowing without question that the sun was blond, and the endless atmosphere was a giant blue eye.

They were French, they were Jews, and they were you."

Death in the Book Thief,

“The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.” The Book Thief

“Imagine smiling after a slap in the face. Then think of doing it twenty-four hours a day.” The Book Thief

“I wanted to tell the book thief many things, about beauty and brutality. But what could I tell her about those things that she didn't already know? I wanted to explain that I am constantly overestimating and underestimating the human race-that rarely do I ever simply estimate it. I wanted to ask her how the same thing could be so ugly and so glorious, and its words and stories so damning and brilliant.” Death in The Book Thief

“Usually we walk around constantly believing ourselves: "I'm okay" we say. “I’m alright". But sometimes the truth arrives on you and you can't get it off. That's when you realize that sometimes it isn't even an answer--it's a question. Even now, I wonder how much of my life is convinced.” Death, The Book Thief

“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” Death, The Book Thief

“A small but noteworthy note: I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me.” Death in The Book Thief

“A small fact: You are going to die...does this worry you?” Death in The Book Thief

“Together, they would watch everything that was so carefully planned collapse, and they would smile at the beauty of destruction.” Death in The Book Thief

“In years to come, he would be a giver of bread, not a stealer - proof again of the contradictory human being. So much good; so much evil. Just add water.” Death in The Book Thief

“I guess humans like to watch a little destruction. Sand castles, houses of cards, that's where they begin. Their great skill is their capacity to escalate.” Death in The Book Thief

“Even death has a heart.” Death in The Book Thief

“It was a year for the ages, like 79, like 1346, to name just a few. Forget the scythe, Goddamn it, I needed a broom or a mop. And I needed a vacation. ” Death in The Book Thief

“Please, trust me; I most definitely can be cheerful. I can be amiable. Agreeable. Affable. And that's only the A's. Just don't ask me to be nice. Nice has nothing to do with me.” Death in The Book Thief

“No, he’s right, it doesn’t matter. Because whoever we were outside the Maze, they don’t even exist anymore, these creators took care of that. What does matter is who we are and what we do now.” Newt, The Maze Runner movie

“Get off your ass and finish what you started. Because if we do nothing than that means Alby died for nothing, and I can’t have that.” Newt, The Maze Runner Movie

“Are all girls like this?” Frypan, The Maze Runner Movie

“Seriously?” Frypan, The Maze Runner Movie

“You don’t meet a girl like that every dynasty.” The Emperor, Disney’s Mulan

Things Hollywood Lied to You about Or Conveniently Forgot to Mention…

Bold: New point/subtitle

Italics: History

Normal: Just plain facts of today.

Argo was suggested by a Canadian, and we did most of the work.

Russia helped win World War 1 and did the most in 2, not us. (United States, Canada, England…)

ProofIn WW1, Russia completely smashed Enver Pasha (the Turks) in the mountains in just 2 days. They also beat the hell out of the Hungarians, destroying the enemy on two fronts. They back out of the war last minute because they became communists and as a result get nothing in the Treaty of Versailles.

America didn’t join in till one of their ships was sunk in England…sound familiar?

WWII: Hitler invaded small Russian towns in June of 1941 and quickly took the town of Leningrad (today’s St. Petersburg) and had it attacked for three years straight…

- Their food supply was cut off, leaving them starving on the streets and resorting to desperate measures...and by starving, I mean they’re getting only 200-300 calories a day, a equivalent of a juice box…if they’re lucky.

- Women were rapped

- They were bombed

- Thousands died…

But the German’s had forgotten one thing, Russia’s greatest ally…


And when Hitler made his mistake, splitting his troops in half before people in Leningrad were fully defeated, leaving half in Leningrad and moving half to Moscow…the troops in both places froze in the snow. And around Moscow, every single citizen from the young child to the old grandma was digging a deep trench all around the city so that tanks could not get in.

They beat the hell out of the German’s, especially when Hitler decided to split his troops a third way to the industrial city of Stalingrad (Now, Volgograd.) They were pounded brutally, and later in the small town of Kursk, with the odds stacked against them, the Russian’s destroyed every single last one of Hitler’s tanks.

Hitler retreated…soon after, the war was won.

Over 40 million people died in WWII, 6 million which we all know were Jews…

What most people don’t know: 20 million Russians died; soldiers and victims.

So…that means only about 14 million, give or take, Canadians, Americans, French, German, English, Italians and whoever else was involved died all together.

So, just adding with those five, that’s just over 2 million per country. Less even. And that’s only if we split it evenly…

It’s still a lot, but compared to the Russian’s and the Jews…that’s lucky.

And you have to remember, that the majority of us in the West actually signed up to fight…

The Jew’s didn’t

The Victims of London’s Blitz didn’t

Russia, sure as hell didn’t

Yet they did more than us in the West and get barely credit for it.

D-Day was possible only because the Canadian’s kept the German wolf-packs at bay.

Albert Einstein was completely against the idea of ‘Project Manhattan’ aka, the atomic bomb that the American President (Truman) wanted to make by using Einstein’s equation.

Not to mention the bomb was never needed in the first place.

Proof: For those of you complaining about Pearl Harbour and how it was needed to end the war, let me tell you something your history teachers probably failed to mention:

When Hitler was defeated in Europe, Emperor Hirohito called F.D.R to say he surrendered. Only, by that time F.D.R had died and Harry Truman had taken his place. Truman didn’t pick up the call. Over and over the Emperor called saying he surrendered, he even had Joseph Stalin call, but Truman still didn’t pick up. And as we all know, an atomic bomb was dropped on the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki on August 6 1945.

Some people reading this may be shaking their heads, either saying: ‘Well, if the Japanese didn’t do anything, than why would the president still bomb them?’ Or just plain out in horror: “Why?”

Simple really; Russia was gaining power over Europe and the American’s wanted to be the big shots and they also didn’t want another war. So, Truman dropped the bomb in an attempt to scare off Stalin as well as to test his new toy.

Oh, and also, they really had no idea what the bomb was going to do. For all they knew, it could’ve blown the whole world up. They still dropped it, even though Einstein had warned them about just how terrible of an idea it was.

Not all Muslims are terrorists, because by that logic than all American’s would be terrorists.

Proof: Look above, and let’s not forget that American’s also bombed Iran for oil and yet most of the American’s are still fanatical about how great their country is. Never mind that so many of their own men died for greed and a lie when they thought they were fighting for the safety of their country.

Most of France co-operated with the Nazi’s in WWII

Proof: Charles de Gaulle, WWI hero, declared himself ruler of ‘Free France’ in England after Marshal Petain became president of France under the Nazi rule. Gaulle, still fought against the German’s with his men even after Petain told him to stop. Saying that the France he fought for was against the German’s and what they were doing. ‘Free France’ was actually in England.

When Hitler asked the French to round up their Jews, they did.

Yet, they still got proclaimed as heroes. And as a result, there is still a lot of tension between French and Jews today.

But in Germany, they all get along because they know what they did wrong and had it shoved in their face by Dwight Eisenhower. And since then, they have apologized and done everything they could to make it up.

France didn’t.

Lots and Lots of Fluffy stuff…


are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls

(This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

My break down on boys:

A boy who has a nice face just has good genetics. (Unless he’s an ass, then he’s just ugly no matter how pretty his face may be).

A boy who has an attitude that matches his face is admittedly attractive and worth getting to know.

A boy who has an attitude that matches his face and can have an intelligent/witty conversation with you is cute.

A boy who has an attitude that matches his face, can have an intelligent/witty conversation with you and isn’t afraid to argue against you: is handsome and fearless (even if you may be starting to think he’s also a little stupid).

A boy who has an attitude that matches his face, who can have an intelligent/witty conversation with you, who isn’t afraid to argue against you and who knows how to drive you completely insane: is equally hot and maddening.

A boy who has an attitude that matches his face, can have an intelligent/witty conversation with you, who isn’t afraid to argue against you, who knows how to drive you completely insane and still somehow manages to get you to kiss him: is sexy as hell, inside and out. Or, for people who are sentimental, is beautifully un-prince like.

And for guys or girls who think I’m saying the face matters…well, let me explain it to you this way.

Let’s say there’s this guy or girl and you’re thinking ‘OMG I want to talk to them’ so you gather your nerve and go…and it’s like you’re talking to a wall. Not because the guy or girl is dumb, but you’ve just got nothing going for you there.

Then, you meet someone who may not be as gorgeous, but captures your attention in other ways. And as time goes on and you get to know that person and see them for who they are inside and it’s so, so beautiful and wonderful…well, all that beauty sort of leaks out to the outside for you, doesn’t it? Other people might not be able to see it but you will. And I guarantee that by then, that man/woman will be the most beautiful one you have ever seen.

I see all these: What a boyfriend SHOULD do things, and I feel bad for the decent guys out there.

So…this is my attempt to write a list for them. Hope it doesn’t sound too sappy for you guys and feel free to tell me if it does.

What A Girl Should Understand…

1. It’s hard to act like yourself, when you're scared of being rejected.

2. It’s hard to tell people that you care, when to others it looks like weakness.

3. We’re not all bad. Really we aren’t. But we get a bad rep because you only focus on the ones who aren’t the best.

4. We make mistakes, and regret them a lot.

5. We’ve been tossed aside too, don’t forget that.

6. Taylor Swift needs to get a grip.

7. We try to live up to your expectations, but get yelled at when we mess up once.

8. You complain more about what you could have, than you see what you do.

9. You tell us we can’t buy you, but get upset when we don’t give you flowers.

10. We shouldn’t feel protective when he taps your ass, but you get mad when she laughs at my joke.

11. We’re still learning, some of this is new to us…

12. Even if we don’t show it, we’re scared too.

13. You put past breakups on us.

14. Even when we break up, somehow you still hold claim to us…

15. It seems like you just like blaming all your problems on us.

16. We could be standing right in front of you, but you never see us, do you?

17. Why are you so afraid to ask us out?

18. We don’t always say ‘I love you’ because we want to make sure we mean it when we do.

19. Sometimes we need a hug.

20. Sometimes…we are the ones who have to be reminded that we are loved.

And now for the guys who still need some advice...

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

(P.s: I said I felt bad...not that I was against it.)

this is a poem I found on gooniegirls profile.

mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

he told his friends that it was cool

and when he pulled the trigger back

it shot with a great, huge crack

mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told

I went to school, got straight A's and even got the gold!

when I went to school that day

I never said good-bye

I'm sorry I had to go, But mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another

And all because Johnny got the gun from his brother

Mommy please tell daddy; that I love him very much

and please tell Zack; my boyfriend; it wasnt just a crush

and tell my little sister; that she's the only one now;

and tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now.

and tell my friends; that they were always the best

mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

mommy, please tell my teachers I wont show up for class

and to never forget this, and please dont let it pass

mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserved this.

but mommy it's not fair, I left without a kiss

mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest

but mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

when I heard that great big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try something new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live

But mommy I must go now,the time is getting late

mommy tell my Zack I"m sorry to cancel the date

I love you mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true

and mommy all I need to say is, "I love you."

In memory of The Columbine & Virginia tech students who were lost

you have 2 choices: pass this on with it in your heart.or be made of stone.

Thank you gooniegirl for finding this sad but beautiful pome.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter

You say vampires
I say Wizards

You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black

You say Sam Uley
I say Remus Lupin

You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter

You say Renessme Cullen, the Half-Human Vampire
I say Severus Snape, the Half-Blood Prince

You say the Volturi
I say Voldy

You say Bella
I say

You say 'Edward can lure you in with his eyes'
I say 'Hey! Harry could do that and he's not even a sparkly vampire!'

You say Robert Pattison
I say is Cedric Diggory

You say Esme
I say Mrs. Weasly

You say Alice
I say Silb Trelawney

You say Stephenie Meyre
I say screw that J.K Rowling always

You say Edward
I say Harry

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Don't know, maybe I'll see a world where there isn't pointless war and gossip, but I really can't say. To be honest I'm actually kind of scared of what my deepest desire might be, so maybe I'm better off not knowing.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Of course!

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? I'd be surprised but I'll ask him if he wants anything to eat and if I can help him beat up Wormtail.

What would be his reaction to your reaction? Hopefully he likes me and lets me help him. :)

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Harry, Luna, and Dumbledore

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? You mean Umbitch? I'd punch her! Then ask Fred and George if they can give her a little... Surprise

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione? No, No, No!!!!

Harry/Hermione? Yes.

Harry/Ginny? Au's sometimes.

Harry/Luna? Yes!

Harry/Pansy? GOD NO!!!

Ron/Lavender? Excuse me? Is there a cliff anywhere that I can JUMP OFF!

Ron/Luna? NO

Ron/Pansy? I don't hate Ron.

Ron/Fleur? No.

Hermione/Draco? No! I'm pretty sure Hermione would punch him if he asked her out.

Hermione/Fred OR George? What do you think about Hermione? Fred, George.

James/Lily? YES!!!

Lily/Snape? Ugh... No.

Lily/Sirius? No!

Lily/Lupin? They're better off as friends.

Tonks/Lupin? YES!!!!!!!!

Draco/Pansy? Nope

Fred/Angelina? yes

Harry/Cho? Noooooooo! That was a mistake, a mistake I tell you!

If you’ve ever encountered a crazy but hilarious Fan girl, Fan guy or one of their comments here, on youtube or some other random site copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read a comment were someone asks an celebrity to marry them and your reaction was to warn the celebrity’s to run before you fell over laughing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have posted a comment like that just to watch your friend freak out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read something so disturbing on a site that you were tempted to call the police copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever read a series of comments of people fighting over a celebrity and you wondered if the guy, or girl, even knew any of those people copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you’d ever seen a video with fans chasing a famous guy or girl and you took off your hat and said: ‘it was nice seeing you on TV.’ Or you got down on your knees and prayed for them, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you saw the exact same video and you prayed for them but then fell over laughing copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen fights break out between a couple of fans and you stood there laughing your ass off then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you had laughed your ass off then cheered for no random reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone you know is so obsessed with a certain celebrity that they can’t seem to shut up about and to get them to shut up you either a: bought them a cardboard cutout of the person. B: collected all the posters you could find and gave it to them as a present. C: prayed to the lord that they would shut up on their own. And if none of those worked you resorted to D: which meant that you prayed that they would not find the celebrity or at least the celebrity has a home far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far away. Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever gotten in the way of fans and you’re now scarred for life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you’re wondering why the hell I’m asking you these questions copy and paste this onto your profile.

And a warning to you celebrities; do not under any circumstances underestimate fans. I did that, now I’m scarred for life and I’m not even a freaking celebrity! I just got in their way…*gulp.*

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Just The Way You Are by NeverTickleASleepingDraco reviews
Lady Cecelia is an adopted child of the king of Archenland...who is blind. The Kings and Queens of Narnia come to visit and her point of view is changed greatly thanks to a certain king. EdxOC ON HIATUS
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,490 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edmund Pevensie
Black Coat by Hermione Prime reviews
Seized by Voldemort at the end of his fifth year, in the Department of Mysteries, Harry was transformed into a cat and sent tumbling through time. Armed with nothing except teeth and claws, Harry has to handle the threat posed by Tom Riddle and his teenage followers. He intends to stop the genius young Dark Lord and sabotage him at every the form of a cat. Sounds simple?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,918 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 96 - Words: 204,559 - Reviews: 3097 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Magic Book by JXeleven reviews
Hermione has discovered the location of a powerful magic book, one that may help in the D.A. lessons, but what will happen when they find the book and will it be a disappoinment or will they discover something even better, even though they may not even know it. Now continued
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,584 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Harry P., Merlin
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,409 - Reviews: 7102 - Favs: 9,994 - Follows: 13,189 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Only A Boy by Riddell Lee reviews
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 241,154 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 2,696 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin
The Second Black: Her Second Year by DwellInDreams1019 reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter: The Second Black, but you do NOT have to read the 1st! Join Lydia Black, daughter of the infamous prisoner Sirius Black, in her second year at Hogwarts with her best friend Harry Potter! CoS plot & building up to some pairings :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,472 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Harry P., OC
The Oddity Tales by LouiseWho reviews
Elizabeth Lorne was never the adventurous or daring girl. She was quite, humble, and always did what people asked of her. But when she and her best friend Amelia Pond start to travel with the Doctor, she is opened up to a whole new world of possibilities. (11xOC) {Hiatus Is Over ;D}
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 191,600 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [11th Doctor, OC] Amelia P./Amy
Heaven Helps the Man by geminisonic reviews
Tadashi is now 27 years old; graduated and a successful working man who feels that he is missing something. When he gets the approval to adopt a child he meets Hiro, a smart 3 year old who forms a connection with him. From there, Tadashi brings him home only to find the real struggle: how to ask for help and how to get Hiro to understand his nightmare is over...or is it?
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 1/9 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Missing Angels by Evergreen98 reviews
Luke and Leia are the children of one of the most terrifying men in the galaxy. Darth Vader. Their father keeps their presence a secret, and few even know of their existence. However, when a field trip goes horrible wrong, and the twins go missing. . .Vader will tear apart the galaxy to find his children once more. (Suitless Vader)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,381 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
Holding Back by Revhead reviews
Arthur has no idea how much Merlin is holding back. If he did, he might think twice about throwing goblets at his head. CHAPTER TWO NOW POSTED. If you wanted to know what would happen "If he did..." now is your chance to find out. Merlin isn't holding back any longer...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
It's Greek To Me by CheerleadingGymnasticsGrrl reviews
Joanna Elidi is the fourth member of the Quest group, join her as she falls head over heels for the Son of Poseidon.. Literally. Percy/OC. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE PJO CHARACTERS OR SERIES.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Percy J.
Not Alone by emilyherself reviews
Kat Hammond is just a normal, sixth year girl, until she becomes friends with Hermione Granger. As they embark on the quest for the Horcuxes with Harry and Ron, she tries to prove to them all they are not alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 105,131 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Harry P., OC
The Stupidity of Camelot by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
funny little moments where someone is bound to be stupid somehow. Chapter 183: Atlantis and Merlin meet
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 183 - Words: 180,013 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Family Counseling With the Dursleys by Harmonic Friction reviews
Harry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete fruitcake, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
The Affairs of the Heart by Pendragon2601 reviews
Alexandra is a typical 1940's girl who is friends with the Pevensie's. She travels with them to Narnia and so on... But upsetting things about Alexandra's past and about who she really is start to reveal themselves. Chapter 36 finally up! Please read AN. Very strong T. on hiatus!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,130 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Edmund Pevensie
by trial of fire by NatrissaBelladonis reviews
fire cleanses, but it also burns. moira o'shea's fourth year at hogwarts will be one of her most memorable yet, not only for her, but for her friends too: triwizard tournaments, strange dreams... it's a trial of fire, and she's on the stand. Harry/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P., OC
Fixed Points in Time by DracoNunquamDormiens reviews
Sirius. James. A Time-Turner. The Tenth Doctor. Enough Said.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,658 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 2/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, Sirius B.
And He's Wonderful by Shivver reviews
It's been three years since Hutchinson graduated from the Farringham School for Boys, and he's now lying wounded in a hospital tent, not far from the trench where Tim Latimer saved his life.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Timothy L./Tim - Complete
Remember Me by Caitie Manda reviews
"See you around." She whispers faintly. I look up just in time to see her walk away. I fight away the tears that I can feel stinging my eyes. "See you…" I murmur. My heart is breaking into millions of tiny pieces. Lina, is this…is this what you want? LM/DH pairing. AU, set in present time.
City of Ember - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 48,516 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Doon H., Lina M. - Complete
Invisible by Twisted Skys reviews
He's been invisible for so long, it's hard to be seen sometimes. One-shots and mini archs of Jack's life.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 87 - Words: 109,470 - Reviews: 3657 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost
Lie to Me by flamingfawkes007 reviews
Andy has to keep lying to Harry in order to keep her secret. As she grows close to him, the harder it is to admit. But what will happen when he discovers she could have saved his Godfather? Will her secret bring the death of Harry Potter himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 152,137 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 7/2/2010 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Black Secrets by A Marauder's Quill reviews
(Undergoing a revamp. Updated chapters will be reposted soon)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., OC
On Your Way Down by paintingoncobwebs reviews
Peter cannot reasonably be expected to stay all night trading barbs with Henry but, of everyone on the island, it's Henry who Peter needs to make time for. - Missing scene fic from Lost Girl. How Peter got ahold of Henry's clothes.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Henry Mills, Peter Pan - Complete
Wish Upon a Star by titanicandkhfanforever reviews
Rose is crushed after the loss of her Jack. One night, a shooting star crosses the sky. Rose wishes above all to be back on the Titanic to save everyone, especially Jack. Rose is amazed to wake up the day she boarded Titanic. Will she be able to save Jack and the ship, or will history repeat once more?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,084 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Rose D., Jack D.
Careful What You Wish For by Sweet Country Girl reviews
When I planned to spend my summer vacation at my grandma's place, along with my two friends, I had wished for us to go on some kind of adventure. That didn't mean that I wanted us to get tossed into another dimension and become part of a prophecy. EdXOC. Important note at the end of the last chapter posted.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,088 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edmund Pevensie
Funny How Life Works by RachelSkywalker01 reviews
Rebec a fiery red-headed American girl, seems to have the worst life imaginable. With no friends and a little brother to take care of, she knows next to nothing about love. But when she suddenly finds herself in Narnia everything changes. EdmundXOC Edited
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,461 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011
Voices by Comidia Del Arte reviews
Una Robson, typical teenager nearing the age of 18, carries the expected "hate the world" attitude, experiences the typical pain of dealing with a father who never wanted her. Yet, she hears things, voices, sometimes laughter. She's heard the voices all her life, though as she grows and they become faint, Una has never stopped hearing them. Now this new voice has made itself known.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,618 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Jack Frost
Faith,Trust, and Star Dust by JMsoccer35 reviews
Jamie/James has to leave her home, london, to live with her relatives in the country during ww2. That is only the begining. Jaime, Jane & Danny embark on a journey to Neverland with Peter Pan, Hook, & the lost boys. check link in profile for full size image cover you see it is my main characters
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,153 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Peter Pan
His Name Is Merlin by StrangelyPenned reviews
There is a dangerous man who is the most powerful in all the world. But even after you have hurt him, you had better be thankful he is also the kindest... And that his name is Merlin. Slightly BAMF!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Merlin, Mordred - Complete
Siri Black and Harry Potter: The Deathly Hallows by Leyla Joelle reviews
Dumbledore is gone. Voldemort is terrifying the country. The search for Horcruxes, one destroyed and six to go. Throw in Romance, humor and adventure, it's bound to be an interesting year as Harry and Siri reunite. Fourth book in the Siri Black series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,219 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., OC
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 2,660 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Auguries of Innocence by WritingIsAnArt reviews
*ON HIATUS* "This was it. Barely aware of the hundred's of eyes drilling into me, a force stronger than anything kept my own locked onto a single pair; glittering emerald the brightest I'd ever seen, slowly dulling, fading, dying. Harry. I knew what I had to do." A rewrite of the Harry Potter series following Allie Black. Blaise/OC, Harry/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,158 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Harry P., OC
Fairytale Curse by PandoraNaflink reviews
Based on 'Neverland 2011' We see young Billie Phelps taken under the wing of the fearsom Tree Spirits, still mad with Peter, will they use Billie to their advantage? Will they use her to stop him for all the damage he caused to their home?
Neverland - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Peter P., Tinker Bell
The Magician by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
When he was little, Harry Potter's favorite show was Doctor Who. One-shot. Not a crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Part One: Menace Reborn by YamiSnuffles reviews
*ABANDONED* Anakin dies from his injuries on Mustafar and awakens nine years old again. He has a second chance, but does he want it? And will he still fall? Nothing is certain and nothing is quite as Anakin remembers it.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,369 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J.
Expect the Unexpected by The Button reviews
After defeating Miraz, the Pevensies and their Protector discover that the White Witch is once again threatening the peace and tranquility of Narnia. Although this time, she has gone for a more subtle approach. - Edmund/OC -
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Edmund Pevensie
Retribution by 1000PaperUnicorns reviews
Hook gets his wish. Pan is his forever. Based on SyFy's Neverland miniseries. Implied non-con and Peter/Hook. Lots of Hurt!Peter.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Peter Pan, Captain Hook
But I'm Here by Blondiee Leah reviews
Jack and his best friend Cassia board the Titanic desperate to go home. However Cassia has been keeping the fact she is completely in love with him a secret. When Rose shows up the pressures on can she confront him? Or risk losing him forever? R&R please
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,047 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Jack D. - Complete
A Witch's Hormones by Angela-Bennet reviews
Morgana has been feeling funny lately, with mood swings, she thinks she's ill even when she finds herself gawking at the menfolk. Scaring herself with her bottled up hunger for a certain oblivious servant. Damn fertility! Merlin develops issues of his own
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,026 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Night Shift by JenniferJF reviews
Being a guard isn't the most glamourous job in the world. If part of your duties includes watching over Cell 426, though, at least it's never boring. DISCLAIMER: No Time Streams were harmed in the writing of this fic. Probably.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Griffins and Dragons by S o l a c e-of-W i n t e r reviews
Due to Uther's distraught state from Morgana's betrayal, Camelot has been under the eyes of many magic users, one in particular has the power to wipe Camelot off of the face of the earth. Threat thickens when a young lady is thrown into the mix. M/OC/Gw
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Merlin
Us by princess.ann reviews
The girl looked over to Edmund and an almost evil smirk twisted onto her face, her eyes lit up with excitement. "This is my daughter, Cecilia Lune." And that was when Edmund knew. He hated this girl. EdmundOC. Set during The Horse & His Boy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,104 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, OC
One Step in the Right Direction by Romantic Silence reviews
It takes only one decision to completely alter the course of a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
He's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione enjoys the benefits of a Harry shunned by his peers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 116 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's had Enough by sprinter1988 reviews
Title pretty much says it all. OotP AU, some swear words. No pairing, though HP/HG is hinted at a little. Harry does what he should have done. Complete for now. Author's Note added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
You Owe Me by sprinter1988 reviews
Oneshot. Harry stands up to Fudge at the end of GoF. Things soon change. A dash of H/Hr at the end for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 167 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Treasure in Life by Whisperwings reviews
Alexandra was never happier than she was at the Benboe Inn, but the night the pirates attacked changed everything. Now, she is about to join her best friend Jim on an adventure larger than she ever could have imagined.
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,760 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Determining by Probability by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Ron settles who gets to date Hermione by playing a single game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Who Am I? by Oceanic Others Freak reviews
AU. Starts out in POA. What happens when the life you thought you knew turned out to be nothing more than a lie? Anna Lupin is about to find out as she struggles to complete her third year at Hogwarts and tries not to fall for Harry Potter. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,370 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Harry P., OC
Sticks and Stones by Wannabe Viking reviews
Sequel to Someones got a case of the Hiccup's. Astrid is extremely jealous of Ally, who may or may not have fallen in love with her lanky Ex boyfriend, time for revenge? Will Hiccup's promise to Eek come back and bite him in the butt? Discontinued
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup
Friends With Benefits? Not So Much by musicprincess1990 reviews
"Let me just begin by saying that I am not a slut." Harry and Hermione explore new aspects of their relationship. Previous title: "Hermione Granger, Woman of Questionable Morals." Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,380 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Luna L.] - Complete
What Have You Done? by Naisa reviews
While Merlin lies awake, praying for the one he loves to come back home, Morgana begins to have doubts about what she and her sister are plotting, and realises what a terrible mistake she has made. Set after series 2, Mergana, two shot. Now complete!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,818 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - [Morgana, Merlin] - Complete
I'll catch you, Emrys by BagginsPotterPevensie reviews
'We must catch the witch Emrys.' Merlin saves the life of Mordred's sister and is invited to the Samhain Festival. But then Uther hears of a gathering of sorcerers and sends Arthur to destroy them, once and for all...Set after Series 3, bromance.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
What Women Want by Arabella Pendragon reviews
When Merlin has a crush on a visiting servant girl, his friends take it upon themselves to enlighten him as to what women want. To be continued soon!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Merlin, Gwen/Guinevere
The Doctor's Pretty Girls by portionss-forfoxes reviews
"But oh, I'm sure you're wondering by now.  And yes, I do have a favorite.  Martha Jones." The Tardis reflects on the Doctor's pretty girls.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Martha J., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Marauders' Howler by Brain Fluff reviews
Harry Potter gets a howler from home. Fortunately for him, the Marauders distract Lily and decide to have a little fun. Set in AU where Harry's parents live.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A New Chapter In Life by Christina Wynnwood reviews
One shot. Ron left Hermione for another girl. She's broken and torn until Harry confesses that he has feelings for her. Conflicted, she gives him a chance and realizes that the man of her dreams was masquerading as her other best friend. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Turns of Fate by Rosabell reviews
AU before ROTS;a wise young Luke is transported into the past before the events which would lead his father to the Dark Side.He harbors secrets,both about himself and the nature of the Force. Will Luke help his parents? Is that a good idea?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,491 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
London Stayed Out All Night by Fan.Sea.Pants reviews
Set five years after Seven Seas High Graduation: Lives completely changed, relationships lost and new ones found... Starring Zack and London. co-starring Cody,Bailey, Maya... Contains a lot of Zondon, and some of Cailey, Lody and Zaya!
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,036 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - London T., Zack M.
Turn Off The Dark by stankface reviews
A new mysterious and mischievous student at Hogwarts joins the Golden Trio and ends up finding more than she bargained for. Inspired by "150 things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts" and "The Prisoner of Azkaban". Part 1/6. More summary in the Preface.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,283 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - OC - Complete
This Is Me by Jazzlvr123 reviews
She was an orphan until she was adopted by the Dursleys. Then came along Harry Potter, and he became her best friend. Then, they found out the truth, and were never the same again. Follow them on their not so easy first year at Hogwarts. Book 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., OC
Siri Black and Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix by Leyla Joelle reviews
With Siri and Harry heading back to Hogwarts for their fifth year, there's no telling what could happen. With toad-like teachers and Voldemort on the loose, it's gonna make for an interesting year. Third book in the Siri Black series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,556 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Brick By Boring Brick by DaggersOfEmotion reviews
Jenny has built, brick by brick, a wall in her consciousness that dissociates her from reality. She escapes into a world of magic at Hogwarts. There, she will discover secrets of her past that lead her to unearth her destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Thirty Ways to Annoy King Uther Pendragon & Co by Kitty O reviews
A guide from the expert. See, I know it's been done, but we needed one for those of us who don't like slash. Rating is for some minor suggestive comments. Mentions Arwen, ArMor, U/Y, Mergana... Basically all and anti-slash, mostly anti-Merthur/Arlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Uther - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2471 - Favs: 4,672 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Come Back To Me by DaggersOfEmotion reviews
A sequel to my Harry Potter story: Brick By Boring Brick. Jenny finds herself at a turning point, all of her unanswered questions could be answered by making one single choice. But this choice comes with a consequence. It could cost her everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10490 - Favs: 13,284 - Follows: 5,419 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Future Imperfect by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 262 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 4,982 - Follows: 403 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 239 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Daughter by Pantz reviews
[One Shot] "You know he was someone special because she never brought one of her boyfriends home before."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Dear Hormonal Fans reviews
The Gladers have read our Fanfictions and have written letters to express their concerns and to straighten some things out...Because for shucks sake, when are they supposed to 'do things' to one another when they are fighting for survival? And what is with this klunk about Highschool?
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 5/15 - Thomas, Minho, Newt, Frypan
OW! reviews
The Doctor never gets hurt. Explosions, gunfire, he can survive it all without a Amelia Pond was understandably concerned when she heard the Doctor saying that one word during what was supposed to be a relaxing afternoon in the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
All The Universe Needs reviews
They say the Doctor is a Great man. They are correct. But I knew him at the beginning of his travels when he just was a silly, wonderful boy who longed for the Stars in the sky. So I can say quite honestly, that even after 900 years he still is a silly, wonderful boy. Only now the stars are in his eyes.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Boys reviews
They were never experiments to me; no matter how hard W.I.C.K.E.D tried to make it that way. To me they were always just boys. Beautiful and ridiculously human boys. They were the embodiment of everything humanity had lost and so desperately needed back. I shouldn't pick favourites...but I did.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18 - Thomas, Newt, Alby, Chuck - Complete
Can't Forget Everything reviews
Ask me my name. Ask me who my parents are. Ask me any normal thing I ought to know, you'll get the same answer: I don't know. I remember nothing. Not who I am. Not how I came in this jacked Maze or why. Nothing; just like all the guys here. But if there's one thing I'm damn sure of it's that we have to get out; as many of us as we can & soon. And when we do, the Creators will pay.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - OC
Romeo & Juliet: Disneyfied reviews
What I think would have happened if Disney had rewritten Romeo and Juliet, with a little Fanfiction twist.
Crossover - Disney & Romeo & Juliet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2014
Finally Sweet, Sweet Revenge reviews
Ok, to cut things short I'm sick and tired of Twilight! 'Edward and Bella are like meant 4 each other' Yeah sure, a stalker is meant to be with his piece of meat that smells good. Anyway, this is me, going into Eclipse just after the so called battle has ended. Not meant to be taken seriously. Flames from TwiHards will be laughed at.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Bella - Complete
My Commentary on Jo bel's Terrible Story reviews
Yes, another commentary on the worst story in Fanfictions history. WARNING! Includes: crappy spelling, extreme racism, loss of brain cells and an extremely annoying Mary-Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012
Of Forgotten Shadows reviews
Ancient Egypt has always had secrets. Secrets buried so deep within the hot desert sand that they have become nothing but a whisper in the wind. But one secret hides even from that, a secret so well kept that even the gods themselves have forgotten. This secret is of a shadow that Imhotep swore he would destroy. For even after death he remembered those blazing blue/gray eyes.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - OíConnell, R., Beni G.
Uh, Oh! They've Found Our Fanfictions! reviews
It's true! The beloved characters of Narnia have found a laptop and are now reading our Fanfictions. Will the boy's use it as revenge? Can Edmund ever un-see what has been written about him? Will the girls ever stop laughing? Read to find out!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,376 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Smart Thing reviews
Adam loved Echo; there was no question about that. Or at least there used to be before a new student with emerald green eyes arrived. Now, will Adam live up to his title of genius by doing the smart thing, which would be to realize that he likes the new rebel more than his lovely brown eyed friend. Or will he deny it and remain oblivious to her just as Echo had been to him?
Mr. Young - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Adam Y. - Complete
Those Words reviews
I always knew the right words to say. Being a double agent I had to have that skill, that's what kept me out of prison all these years. But there are six words that I will never say, that I can't ever say, and those are the words that I need to tell him. But as a traitor I can't and I won't ever whisper those words to him.
Three Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Milady de Winter, Athos - Complete
No One Knows, and No One Cares reviews
Everybody thinks I'm so stupid. If only they knew that it was only a cover up for the truth. If only they cared enough to learn the truth.
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - London T. - Complete
Rose Of Dawn reviews
She was beautiful; on both the inside and out. She was stubborn, kind and had piercing blue eyes that haunted him to this very day. Why did he let her go? One-shot I came up with for Ethan and an Oc. Warning! Sexual content.
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Ethan M. - Complete
Lost Hopes and Stolen Innocence reviews
Stolen, that's what my childhood was. It was gone and it was never coming back, all because of the Games. Spoilers for Mocking Jay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Prim E. - Complete
I'm Not Old! reviews
It's a boring day at the Jedi temple for Anakin intill Obi-Wan tells him that they found a teenager who dosen't have any memory of getting there... What could go wrong?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete