LizandGen
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Joined 04-07-11, id: 2829282, Profile Updated: 11-25-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Legend of Zelda.

I'm currently in middle school and obsessed with solitaire and soda. Also, I'm insane and most likely need a life. That's about it. maybe...

92 of the teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listens to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you can't stand stupid girls copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile.

I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

The next time u think ur perfect, try walking on water.

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. (I have done that. Everyone asked why. I just told them to walk away in accordance with the prophecy. They looked at me funny and backed away...)

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

And if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for u

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

oOo

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with actions than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, goddess-chan123, crazygurl22 (I love this it is just so me) xSecret-Magicx, Rain C. frosty, okami's princess, LizandGen,

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, GentleInAMoshPit, Gothic Tiger, Amras Felagund,TrixieStixs, Onar Toa of Hunger, Super Poof, Artimus Howl, Rain C. Frosty, okami's princess, LizandGen,

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Me no have globe, magic question man.

2. Pick a book. Go to page 56, line 3, word 6. What does it say? Flying (Manga counts as a book, right?)

3. What can you hear right now? The magic vortex in my closet making whooshing noises while everyone in my house screams. Yippee!

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you, other than yourself. Does the voice in my head count as a person, cause he's real nice when you get to know him;)

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? NCIS...

6. Type your name with your elbow. LizandGen (I AM VICTORIOUS! AND TALENTED!)

7. What happened the last time you were typing on this computer? I played poker with Gen. He is really good at that game!

8. Stand up. Spin around 3 times. What do you see? Duck tape and the two generals of my mutant army of DEATH!! Remember kids, there's only three things you need to rule the world. Fanfiction, a zombie/robot army, and duck tape. Can't go wrong with duck tape.

9. If you could be anyone from Warriors, who would you be? I don't know, SO STOP HARASSING ME!!!!

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. What do they spell? Nyeeizlcoe. This counts as a question, right? RIGHT?!

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Eliizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Silver Fox

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ann Cloverly

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Lyoelton

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Silver Dr.Pepper

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last
letter of your moms middle name): Lonlame

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Elizabeth (That was a fail.)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Percy

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Pineapple Souffle (What? Souffles sometimes collapse in the oven, so technically they can go wrong.)

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Silver Bandana.

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At Gate's Edge by Winds of Water reviews
Love's never easy as it is, but it's twice as hard when you're separated by life and death. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 374,931 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
I'm Inevitable by Kirby77DP77 reviews
After living in the tower as Clockwork's apprentice for four years, Danny finds giving himself up the only option left to save his mentor. Now that the Head Ancient has sentenced him to a life being tortured at Vlad's in exchange for Clockwork's life.. Now rated M for violence.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,601 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Loss and Resolution by ssapphireangel reviews
After the Promised Day, Ed is turned into what he never dreamed of becoming. And when he goes to Hogwarts, it is not to search for the Philosopher's Stone, not to regain his humanity, and not to return to his home. EdWin in the end
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,306 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Child of the Sun by Author of Doom Rin reviews
What if Link had never come to the Kokiri, fostered instead by another race? Raised as a child of the desert, Link comes to Hyrule to learn the ways of royalty. As the adventure unfolds, a troubling question arises. Can Link betray his own King? Oot AU LZ
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 226,595 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Ganondorf
The Cake by snarryvader81 reviews
It's a lie.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/6/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Demon of Bayville – An XMen Evolution, Beauty by Knightcrawler reviews
Set in an Alternative Universe, with elements from both the X-Men Evolution and comic universe, the Demon of Bayville has become a creature of myth and legend. Kitty Pryde, a young and inexperienced X-woman is sent on a mission to destroy this creature.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,979 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Embracing the Darkness by Yuuki Otonashi reviews
After making Mana an akuma and destroying him, Allen gets invited into certain family and gets adopted yet again. But what if that certain family is the one that will help in the destruction of the world? -DarkAllen & NoahAllen Later -
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,830 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Allen Walker
Saving Me by dragon of spirits reviews
I've always tried so hard to protect everyone in my life, but I can't do it anymore. I need someone to protect me, someone to save me. Please... save me. Because I'm losing the battle against myself.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,220 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Raimundo - Complete
Lonely by Shapooda reviews
When V is stabbed and losing consciousness in the subway, an unexpected rival helps him. Now that Hotstreak knows friendship, will he change? How has time changed them? Hotstreak/Virgil
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,136 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Virgil/Static, Hotstreak
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Conspiracies and Deception by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Do NOT own Naruto or any possible crossovers I may put in here. There I said it you bastard lawyers now you can’t do jack squat to me. HA! Full Summary is inside. A NarutoHinataHarem fic. Naruto at the age of 11 right after failing for the second time
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 405,944 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
God Help the Outcasts by demonlrd66 reviews
Song-fic. Nightcrawler speaks at a funeral. Wanna know more? Read please
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Coin Operated Boy by Akky-chan reviews
Road's been begging, and the Earl finally gave in. She's getting a new toy, a Coin Operated Boy, and she's completely taken with him, but the exorcists are a bit suprised when they meet him. AllenxRoad RodAl semi-AU. Some fluff, some angst, some other.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,714 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Road C., Allen Walker
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2730 - Favs: 3,111 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The Lost Dragon by Jadebell reviews
With the help of a new SGW, Wuya puts a spell on Raimundo that turns him into her evil slave. Meanwhile, Jack is forced to join the good guys after she attacks his parents, inadvertently discovering something about himself that he never knew ...
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,134 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Complete
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Insanity's ending reviews
What would happen if Naruto met the Kyuubi at an early age, but after he was already accepted by someone a little less than sane? Please read! Rated for violence. Some Sasuke/ Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,139 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Shadows within Light reviews
Link was kidnapped by Ganondorf at a young age. Now, corrupted by his ways, what will happen to Hyrule and the Great Sea? Please read. On Hiatus.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Link