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Joined 04-07-11, id: 2829579, Profile Updated: 05-12-13
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Aladdin, Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Blood Brothers, and Dragon Ball Z.


All you need to know about me is that...
I am the Goddess of everything!!!!!
I have a monkey named Blitzen as a servant. (My sister lol)
I want to become an author.
I accept flames 'cause chances are I can come up with worse shit than the flamer! (LOL... Flamer)
I am not homophobic nor do I support homophobia!!!!!!

Questions I have:
Do people even read the profiles?
Why do people think vampires sparkle? I know for a fact that I DO NOT SPARKLE!!!!
Why do people think being quiet is the same as being nice and polite? (Someone seriously asked me to "teach" them to be "nice and polite" my response was "Just because you don't hear me doesn't mean I'm nice you stupid little slut.") I was in a bad mood otherwise I would have said tart instead of slut...
How is telling someone "No sorry I don't have a dollar." having an "attitude" with them?
Why does the sun have to be so damn bright?
Am I the only person that still owns and plays the original GamBoy, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, and Play Station?
Who else thinks Tetris and Gradius were the two best games ever created?
Why is it people can be friends with a guy their whole life but they find out he's gay they hate him, but they find out a girl's lesbian they don't give a flying f*(k??????????
Why is dressing like a cheap hooker cool when all I want to do to people dressed like that is give them $100 and tell them to stop wearing nothing but underwear and buy some clothes???
Does anyone else like it when it's overcast with enough light to see but absolutely no sun visible and really windy???????

31.5.12 (Yes I write the date day.month.year):
I have just read some old reviews and have decided to type up some more of what I have already written.
Please my oh so wonderful readers do not fret, my awesomeness has allowed me to continue writting all of my stories I just haven't had the time to type them. My awesomeness will not allow me to abandon my stories until they are complete even if I begin to hate them.
I shall begin by typing and posting my ItaDei crackfic enjoy! :)


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

this is a break in the profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.


To my faithful readers,

I am sorry it is taking me so long to update. Don't worry I have not abandoned a single story, I merely don't have enough time to type as I'm not that fast. I have continued to write the stories by hand and they have all progressed very far. I will be graduating on the 14th of june and will have more time to type. Also, I like to have my friend Zorro-chan (A.K.A. Dei-chan A.K.A. KyubiChan95) read the fics before I post them. I would also appreciate it if all who read this would vote on my poll. And thank you all for the reviews. I keep reading them when I start to lose interest in my stories then I come up with hundreds of ideas, but deciding which to use is very difficult. And please do not complain that I could have used the time it took me to type this to type and update my fics. The way I see it the more I type the faster I will get and the faster I get the faster I will update. So bai-bai for now.
Lot's of love,


The numbers that you will see at the end of the summaries are the numbers I gave my fics as I wrote them. Yes I did knowingly publish the fics out of order. The reason for this is that I was not ready to post some while I was ready to post others.


I would just like to ask the following question of anyone who reads this;
Is it wierd for me to read over my own stories and by the end saying I can't wait for me only to realize it is my story while reading the hand written copy?
I really would love an answer to that question...

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Escape by Roselie Parry reviews
SEQUEL TO TAKEN. Reilly's escaped & only one person's on his mind. Spencer Reid. But with Reid living with Hotch & almost constantly guarded by Morgan, will he be able to claim what he thinks is his? Or will Reid himself go back to him all on his own?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,037 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - S. Reid
The Spirit of Christmas by frozenpixie reviews
Sequel to Light Follows After: Partners L and Light are back at Wammy's House, and their hope of a peaceful Christmas is hijacked by the Wammy's crew, mysterious missing presents, and a crazy case all about... chocolate? Warning: fluff abounds.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,055 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - L, Light Y.
Muggle Inconvenience by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[DH] The Dursley’s abuse worsens The 7th years are forced to spend their school year at Smelting for a Muggle Studies course. Will Dudley tells everyone about Harrys home life will Harry be able to handle it considering his crush might think he’s a freak
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,704 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Slave Sasuke reviews
Sasuke's parents don't want him and they sell him into slavery. 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
Christmas (DBZ Style) reviews
Not my usual happy fluffy style. I don't own DBZ. Read at your own risk. Rated for insanity.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Gohan - Complete
Gift fic for my brother reviews
Soifon is finally going to confess to Yoruichi but instead of finding her she finds a kitten. rated for safety. Yoruichi/Soifon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng
Ichimommy reviews
Ichigo wants to get with Kenpachi and be Yachiru's "mommy" more to come soon. 1
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - K. Zaraki, Ichigo K.
His First Love reviews
This is a gift fic for KyubiChan95. This is a yaoi with either Cain, Zelman, or Ritsuke X Jiro. Dueto the last minute writing and my lack of sleep this will eventually be edited.
Black Blood Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Jiro M. - Complete
Ed's erogenous zone reviews
Crackfic, PWP, Yaoi, Mpreg, cursing, OOCness, cross dressing, voyeurism, pervertedness, I've been working on this for a while so please R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Aladdin a Fractured Fairytale reviews
THIS IS A ONE SHOT! I wrote this for my intro to psych class... Let me know what you think of it XD rated for mentions of death/killing/crazyness THIS IS A ONE SHOT!
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Aladdin - Complete
How Itachi Chose Deidara
Complete crackyness epicness. Title explains it all. Rated for safety. And you can thank Dei-chan for this. She made me think of it. ItaDei in that order. 7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Real Death Note reviews
LXLight yaoi in that order. what would happen if Light didn't find the Death Note? Who would find it? Read to find out! Sorry I'm not good with summaries... just ask Zorro-chan. rated for later chapters. 9
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/29/2012 - L, Light Y.
PainSasu reviews
Warning YAOI and crappy lemon read at your own risk. 3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Pain/Pein, Sasuke U. - Complete
Kakasasu gift fic reviews
this is only a scene from the story I may or may not continue. it can be read as a one shot. This is a Christmas gift to my friend Dei-chan. i do not own naruto or the characters only the plot. 6
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.