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Joined 04-08-11, id: 2831269, Profile Updated: 01-16-14

This is a warning to your sanity. Turn back now.

Wonderful. Knightly manage to convince me to fill this out at least partially. So here it goes.

Name: Go get your own, you can't have mine.

Pen Name: Teldra Isolde.

Age: As old as the river sings.

Home: I live somewhere in the universe on a mainly blue planet with splotches of green and white.

Gender: I'm almost positive I'm female. If I wasn't someone would have told me otherwise by now, right?

Occupation/Job: To drive everyone I meet either insane or to drink. A combination of the two is preferred. Actually, I'm a full time student.

Notice: The account Searing Flames has co-written works that I am participating in and editing. Please feel free to take a loom.

Here are a few of my favorite things: I enjoy keeping people guessing on the state of sanity, very few of my friends know the line. I enjoy sketching and painting scenery. Music and reading are good things. Anime and manga are part of my life. And I love making fun of romance novels. (Twilight is included though I don't even consider it a novel.) Cake is pretty high on this list as well... Mmm... Cake...

I hate many things including, but not limited to, any type of bug, racist bastards, sexists, and excessively rude people. Mary-sues are my archenemy most of the time. There are exceptions. Especially since crack stories make me happy.

Other random things:

-I am unashamed of my ideas and opinions and am fiercely loyal to those proven to be my friends.

-Silly weapons would be frying pans, handbags(those really do hurt), wheelchairs, and a tea pot.
-I refuse to leave flames.

Favorites and Other Stuffesses:
-My favorite author list is rather selective. I require several stipulations for that including, but not limited to: at least one complete story, at least three stories I would read multiple times, and a decent update history.
-My favorite stories are more yielding. Basically they are anything I found amusing at the time.
-I switch fandoms fluidly. I've even been know to look into ones that I know either very little or no cannon for. This causes all lists to fluctuate wildly and unpredictably.

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This was just too tempting. So Copy and Paste Time!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke) xPrincessKagurax(Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Byakuya, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Gaara, Neji, Nuriko(current crush), Hotohori, Sasuke(i hate him now), Ryou, Malik, Yami, Jaden, Syrus, Abidos, Eiji, Mashiro, Takagi)Otaku1995(Ichimaru Gin, Asakura Hao, Tao Ren, Uryuu Ishida, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Uchiha Itachi), shiro-otaku10(Hitsugaya Toshiro, Hisagi Shuhei(not anymore), Bankotsu, Abarai Renji, Ed Elric(not anymore), Sasuke (NOT now, i HATE him)), TeenageNeko (Gaara of the dessert, Ulquiorra Cifer), Fear the Silly People (Gaara, Zetsu, Hidan, Kisame, Kakuzu, Waluigi (Don't ask...), King Boo, Reno, Axel, Soul (Sort of), and Pit) LadyTeldra (Light, L, Abel, Cain, Hugue, Tres, Alucard, Gaara, Naruto, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Vanyel, Sesshomaru, Sabastian, Envy, Ed, Pain, Neji, Ulquiorra, Hidan, Orochimaru, Kakashi, Dark, Urahara, the Captain(hellsing), Pip Bernadotte, Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy, Legolas, Aragorn, Boromir, and those are just the ones I can think of. Yes, I have very strange tastes, feel free to ask and it will be explained. I cannot guarantee you sanity's safety though.)

If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile. (Hehehe. Poor guys. Your only around for our entertainment.)

If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile. (Regretfully I do this with nonfictional(real people) writers as well. So keep uploading.)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar (*Cough* Envy *Cough, cough*), put this in your profile. (I am all of these things and very proud of it.)

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE, it is weird. If you agree, copy this to your profile. (I argue with myself all the time losing/winning is a 50/50.)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (For some reason calm wants to be clam and went, want. Not to mention others...)

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. (I had the cops called once...)

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. (I'd go for the men, cookies are just a plus.)

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Everyone I know is insane.)

Copy and paste this if you've been called and idiot and agreed. (knowingly and accidentally)

If you read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (People, really? I can read from 7am one day til 8am the next and probably longer if I don't stop until the letter start blurring and start looking like little animals running across the screen.)

Copy and Paste if you read LadyTeldra's entire annoying bio. (Hey, its not as long as some, but I'd probably bash my head in if it was much longer.)

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Biter by Evil.and.i.know.it reviews
Gwaine sees Arthur covered in bite marks and demands to see his boyfriend. The rest of them think about what kind of person the boyfriend will be. When they actually see him, they're pleasantly surprised. Arthur/Merlin Jealous! Arthur, Rating because I'm paranoid. Modern AU
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 339,713 - Reviews: 4656 - Favs: 4,357 - Follows: 4,039 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Poison by Shiyaki reviews
When the Company reaches Rivendell, the person greeting them isn't Lindir.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/5 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,597 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Memories Are The Key To The Answer by TheAnimeWriterLover reviews
Romano disappeared one day and was reborn as Harry Potter. From his rebirth to fourth year, he knew mainly pain and sadness. What happened during his fourth year, made Harry snap and leave England to get away from everything and everybody. What he didn't realize, was that his life was going to change forever. The question is... for the better or worse? Find out! Parings decided
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,384 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Harry P., S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Shiki Fujin by Tirielle reviews
The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Does the details honestly matter that much?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,232 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/25 - Harry P., Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Potter of Thedas by Night Hawk 97 reviews
"I think I may have done something colossally stupid. Actually, that I did something isn't under question, it's whether I'm going to regret it that has yet to be determined." Harry crosses through the veil and ends up in Thedas. He learns that magic isn't welcome there, and that Templars are his new least favourite minions. Also, the world may be ending, but that's not his problem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,673 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 1/7 - Harry P., Zevran A., Cousland, Anders
Pretty Boys are Dangerous by StubblePrince reviews
KisaIta drabble; oneshot. Kisame lays in bed with Itachi and realizes just how different he acts around his partner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Brotherly Logic by NarutoRox reviews
Sasuke asks a question that's been plaguing younger siblings for decades. Itachi answers as only a big brother could. AU in the sense that both Itachi and Sasuke are alive, happy, and able to play videogames together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Extraction by thirdmetaphor reviews
In which Sasuke is given the job of extracting the Kyuubi, and decides to take a page out of Obito's book and do it while Naruto is in the theoretically unstable state of… pregnancy. Obvious problems notwithstanding. Supreme crack and SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/11 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Queen of the Bramble Court by Araceil reviews
Iris Potter loved Tennis. She loved it with a ferocious passion. Enough of a passion for her to turn a so called tennis team of nothing but fangirls into something worthy of attending the Japanese Nationals. It was time for Seigaku's female tennis team to take centre court!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Harry P., Atobe K., E. Ryoma, Horio S.
Murúch: Meeting the Family by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Harry and William formed a bond in the Murúch tradition and have since been living happily in the sea. Now, the time has come for Harry to meet the family, and explain to them who it is that has taken their son's heart. If only Harry can get past his guilt for stealing Will away to the sea, perhaps he could finally find the love of a family he always wanted. [Sequel to Murúch]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Do You Wanna' Build a Snowman, Percy? by SarcasticPieWithdrawl reviews
A Frozen inspired short that will bring back those Potter feels that you thought were over and locked in a dark cupboard like a boggart.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10 - George W., Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
the Monster Under the Bed by doyou000me reviews
"The monster under the bed is going to eat you." Dudley had only said it because he was angry that Harry had been given his second bedroom and he didn't want him in there, but Harry didn't know that. "Please don't eat me," he whispered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/1 - Harry P. - Complete
A Christmas Prank by LibraryVampire reviews
Harry decides to let Professor Snape in on a recent Dare, with humorous results. No Pairing/ Not Romance Possible re-post from my profile under same name (libraryvampire) at HP Fandom dot net
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/31 - Harry P., Hedwig, Severus S. - Complete
Love echoing through time by Bookworm1986 reviews
Amos Diggory wants to die. Harry won't allow Voldemort to take someone else. One shot for the moment. This may change. Others to appear if it does. Caution for minor swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25 - Harry P., Cedric D., Amos D. - Complete
The Unwilling Participant by ManMadeofLasers reviews
Just because Harry has to participate in the Triwizard Tournament doesn't mean he has to try, does it? Starts summer before fourth year, follow events of GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,492 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/19 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Coffeshop by lemonprince reviews
CEO Tom Riddle never went to buy his own coffee, it was just unheard of, but a serious of unfortunate (or perhaps they were fortunate in nature) lead him into the small cafe owned by one Harry Potter. Nonmagical AU SLASH ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/24 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I must not use the restroom? by Momo Spock reviews
During another one of Umbridge's detentions, Harry has a dilemma...and the two goblets of pumpkin juice he had isn't helping the situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
A Dash of Chaos by Searing Flames reviews
Strider thinks of a question, not knowing when their game will end. "From whence did you come?" / Vixen thinks it over before smiling mischievously. "Would long ago in a galaxy far, far away be acceptable?" / Two women are tossed from there world by powers unknown. After all, just a dash of chaos makes things so much more fun. OFCs. Co-authored. No established pairings currently.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Aragorn, OC
The Daddy Thing by Obsessive Child reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,789 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
I'll Find You by Bookdancer reviews
Minor AU: Legolas never expected to find a dwarfling in Mirkwood, but that didn't mean he would leave the young one to fend for himself. Follows Legolas through the discovery to his father's dungeons to the BoFA. Rated T for… well, I think you know. One-shot.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Legolas G., Kili - Complete
Save Your Courage For a Rainy Day by luckyricochet reviews
Young Legolas's reaction to seeing Thranduil's scar for the first time. Oneshot.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Legolas G., The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Top Ten Reasons to Date a Dwarf by Blood Trillium reviews
Tauriel compares Kili and Legolas. Short, light, and humorous. Second chapter now added! Kili finds Tauriel's list and reacts. And now chapter 3- the conclusion, as far as I know.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Legolas G., Kili, Tauriel - Complete
More Precious Than Gold by theheartsbeat reviews
A young child wanders into Smaug's lair, seeking refuge. Could this child truly be of any worth to the Magnificent Smaug? What happens when the troublesome dwarves sneak back into his home? One-shot. Hope you enjoy and sorry if its a bit rushed!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Smaug - Complete
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Responsibility by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Poor Bilbo Baggins has found himself in an adventure of sorts, when he accidentally brings a dragon egg inside his home and let's it hatch upon his mantle. Now, seeing as baby Smaug refuses to leave his new home, Bilbo must take on the responsibilities of a pet dragon. And it's not an easy task! (My final project for my sci-fi and fantasy lit class.)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
The Boy Who Was Loved by phoenixreal reviews
AU. Dumbledore worries about a letter from Figg. He sends Snape, who arrives just before Lucius Malfoy. They find an abused and half starved Harry and sweep him away, introducing him to a new life. Rated M for mention of child abuse, neglect, and language. No slash/pairings, possible one shot. May make more if there is enough desire. May be expanded. We'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Flight of the Ring by randomplotbunny reviews
Smaug and Bilbo are just settling into being together and now they need to take care of a certain ring. Direct sequel to 'Blue Skies and Green Fields'
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,188 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Bilbo B., Smaug] - Complete
Halloween Revelation by Healer Pomfrey reviews
In the morning of that fateful Halloween day, Voldemort informs Severus Snape about his plan to go after the Potters. If Severus warns them, he is going to die, so that he is forced to work on a plan. Will he succeed? Completely AU, partly OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 4297 - Favs: 3,365 - Follows: 3,466 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversationalist by a very potter parody reviews
Who knew Voldemort was one?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Goblet of Fire Doesn't Lie by takemetoeden reviews
A half-assed oneshot about the second task and Harry's counterpart being Draco. Hastily conceived, written, and published. Much cleaner than my usual smut, so never fear. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Benefit of Bedroom Locks by lazybum89 reviews
Or why Sherlock and John got an early Christmas present.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Harry P., Mycroft H. - Complete
In The Library by Omi-Omi reviews
There's no talking in the library at Hogwarts, not under Madam Pince's watch. Unfortunately, there's only one copy of the book Harry and Draco both need for the Potions essay that is due the next morning, so they will have to find some way to share. Quietly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not - Or Don't You Believe in Prophecies? by Healer Pomfrey reviews
During their encounter in the Ministry at the end of Harry's fifth year, Voldemort casts a spell on Harry that de-ages him to a baby without any memories. Completely AU, partly OOC, de-aged!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What Peace Brings by E-Loveless reviews
Following the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin's belief in Bilbo's betrayal has lessened, but not enough to take back his banishment. Bilbo and Gandalf travel to Rivendell, where Lord Elrond insists that they remain, due to Bilbo's pregnancy. When an dwarven envoy is sent to express gratitude to the elves, parts of the old company come as well. Bilbo has a choice to make. MPREG
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,636 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Naruto the REAL Fifth Hokage by Traban16 reviews
After the Orochimaru Invasion, the Shinobi Council and Konoha Elders sat down with the Fire Damiyo to discuss a new Hokage. What if the Fire Damiyo read reports on the Invasion? What if he decided the Fifth Hokage should be Naruto? Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,015 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 3,648 - Follows: 3,281 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sherlock- Not The First Avenger (More of a Gatecrasher) by Sherlockreader reviews
Sherlock and John (mostly Sherlock) sneek into SHEILD HQ and get all caught up in the fray. (It's finished! sequel now up!)
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,871 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Loki, Nick F. - Complete
When Rules Change by missisjoker reviews
Thor and Loki are sent to Earth to negotiate a peace treaty and alliance with humans. To princes amazement, earthlings seem to favor Loki over Thor for some reason... Warning: a bit of blood and gore and possible slash themes later in the chapters, read on your own risk ;p
Thor - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,359 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Loki
5 Reasons Sasuke Should Have Been A Girl by Tirielle reviews
Five reasons that Sasuke's life would've been much easier if only he was born female.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 4,360 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Hiding at Hogwarts by Healer Pomfrey reviews
After Harry's second Hogwarts year, he decides to hide at Hogwarts instead of going back to the Dursleys. However, this plan leads to unexpected realisations and consequences. Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,819 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How To Treat A Lady by WizardsGirl reviews
One should never underestimate the intelligence of their enemy. Even if said enemy is a trio of trolls. Crack-ish, Fem!Bilbo, Kind-of BAMF Bilbo, I may continue this one, but it'll be drabble-ish... Don't forget to review! -
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Bilbo B.
Match of Titans (or 'A Hearing Interrupted') by Marwana reviews
What if it wasn't Dumbledore who entered the dungeon room and named himself Witness of Defence during the hearing in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
For Better or For Worse by The Emcee reviews
A long time ago, a hobbit, a Baggins of Bag End, saved a dwarf prince, one of the line of Durin, and died in the process. As a result, the dwarf prince made a vow to the dying Baggins that one day one of his line would take a Baggins as a consort to repay the hobbit for his sacrifice. Years passed and Gandalf the Grey pays Bilbo Baggins a visit that will change his life...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,283 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Chime by wynnebat reviews
It's both too late and too early for them to meet. Siren!Lucius/mate!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Bandits, it's Always Bandits! by Adeliade reviews
Merlin is injured in an attack and the knights all worry about their friend. Just a little story that I thought of last night. Not slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwaine - Complete
Even The Very Wise (Cannot See All Ends) by Jennistar1 reviews
"I am going to sleep," Arthur drawled as he dragged his feet up the stone stairs, "For one thousand years."
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Pollination by Sapphire Drizzle reviews
In which Quillish Wammy attempts to explain the 'birds and the bees' to a certain dark-haired genius in the inevitable phase of adolescence. Rated T for slight awkwardness and mentions of things better left told by the professionals. Like Roger. One-Shot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/24/2013 - L, Watari, Roger - Complete
A Warlock's Purpose by Tibbins reviews
An alternate ending to the finale so BEWARE SPOILERS! Merlin decides to try the Isle anyway and discovers a way to save Arthur. What is the price? And will he be willing to pay it? Arthur/Merlin slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,353 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Midnight Bloodline by Kiera27 reviews
Harry Potter/InuYasha Crossover - Slash Harry/Harem -Harry was visiting Tokyo with his 'loving family' when his curiousity got the better of him. Now he's 500 years in the past with a whole new look,great, just great. Rating just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,379 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Sesshomaru
Malleus Daemonium by Mischivous Purple One reviews
Harry Potter stumbles upon a little black book while studying for the Third Task. What he finds will alter the events to come, some in more ways than others. What does our favorite butler have to do with it? Go find out, and please review.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,936 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Prevent This! by Lucillia reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 99 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fugaku U., Hiashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Dinner with the Durins by ApolloNui reviews
While imprisoned in Mirkwood, the line of Durin offer to cook Thranduil a dinner he'll never forget.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Fili, Kili, Legolas G., The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Unfortunate Souls by Marwana reviews
Harry, the unfortunate king of the Shinigami, finds out just why the amount of paperwork has increased. And he is far from happy... I'm aware that this plot has been used before: my own spin of the idea.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Prince of Thieves by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Bakura has a boy dropped on his head in the desert, he has no idea what it means for him! Now he has a brother, but Horus is nothing like Bakura expects. And he comes with a secret. Horus is a mage, but more than that he's the chosen of Bastet! Can Horus save his brother from the manipulations of the Ring, or will the dark spirit of Zorc win? Rated for Bakura and Horus' mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,133 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P., Thief Bakura - Complete
Police Academy Naruto Style! by Lucillia reviews
What it says on the box. Enrollment in a formerly all-Uchiha institution has been opened to practically all comers by Tsunade. Let the fun begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Fugaku U., Madara U. - Complete
Uber Cute and Pocket-Sized by The Emcee reviews
Gandalf was getting thoroughly annoyed by the dwarves, so he decided to try and place a spell on them. Unfortunately, thanks to the dwarves being quite good with shields and dodging in general, Bilbo is hit with the spell instead, much to Thorin's chagrin and Gandalf's amusement. And what ensues? Chaos. Implied Thilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Gandalf - Complete
Government Shutdown by chappysmom reviews
Sherlock was staring now. "Whatever is the matter with you, Mycroft? You haven't insulted me once and you're barely following the conversation." John cleared his throat. "I think I can answer that question for you. Mycroft? What's the date?" "10th January 2006."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,354 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Brilliant Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
A letter, just a few lines on a piece of paper, and it was enough to change the entire world. At least Tony's entire world, now he couldn't imagine ever going back. He loved being a dad.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 2,655 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Again and again and again by Knowledge is a powerful tool reviews
Well, no one could fault them for getting a little crazy... timetravel did have its bad sides...too bad they didn't really care. Warning: A crackish team 7 fic! No pairings as of yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,499 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
To Bring Them Back by Anonymonimus reviews
CONTAINS SPOILERS "I would have followed him after that battle, you know…" Bilbo nearly whispered as his eyes watered, "and I would have called him my King…" "So when I found that Elfish book and learned that all I had to do was give my life for them to live once more," Bilbo choked pass the tears streaming down his face, "I knew before I actually considered it that I would"
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,137 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
In Which Neither Coulson nor Sherlock are Dead by TheDullYellowEye reviews
... and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - John W., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
If At First You Don't Succeed by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Loki/Tony. The five times someone else's delicate sensibilities interfered with Tony Stark's sex life. Or, Loki and Tony just wanted some alone time, was that too much to ask for? Apparently, yes, because as if living with five people who didn't approve of sex with their arch-enemy wasn't bad enough, now even the other villains were trying to cock block him.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Overprotective Daddy by Rani-Girl reviews
AU in which Pitch doesn't turn into the boogeyman and his daughter starts to date. Oneshot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Pitch - Complete
Lion of Durin by ceallaig1 reviews
After the Battle of the Five Armies, Kili fights for his life, and Fili goes to an unlikely source for help. Non-canon compliant - all due respect to the Professor, but he was wrong...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Fili, Kili, Thorin, Legolas G. - Complete
Between Light and Dark by Jettara1 reviews
Sequel to Cold and Dark as requested. The light demons want revenge on Jack and Pitch for stopping a potential nuclear war after Pitch had defeated the Guardian (alternate movie ending). Now the two have to team up to stop them again and save the Guardians but is Pitch ready to take his rightful place as Guardian of Courage or will he fall back to his old ways? Rating may go up.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,641 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Customary by An Odd Ducky reviews
Hobbits rub noses to greet each other - a fact the dwarves don't know until they arrive in Rivendell and Elrond greets a surprised Bilbo by rubbing their noses together. Some of the company find it quite amusing, but Thorin is less than pleased. Fluff! Fill for the Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Quietus by shinigami714 reviews
Hobbits have a defense mechanism that takes effect when they grow weak and cold. Bilbo recognizes as it begins to take hold of him during the journey to Erebor. For a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme. Thorin/Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Choices by gooseberry4613 reviews
After waiting six long years for her to call to him, Jareth has begun to lose hope. Still, his duties as the Goblin King have not changed. The familiar pull of a summons meant he must return to her world but he never dreamed what was waiting for him Above.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
A Strange Believer by fringeperson reviews
Harry had always believed that there was someone who took care of him when he was out in the snow. It just wasn't until he was grown that he had a name to put to that belief. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 192 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
Ancalagon Baggins by fakeasain56 reviews
[AU] In which everyone survives, Bilbo manages to pick up a dragons egg, and is now landed with a dragon for a son.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,185 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Dumbledore's Prank Mistake by shadowdweller25 reviews
What happens when a prank goes wrong? ...Harry ends in the past is what! Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,288 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
All My Fault by 091304 reviews
After the Easter incident, the guardians never see Jack again until Baby Tooth comes crying to them.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Baby Tooth - Complete
To Prank Or Not To Prank by allthingsmagical reviews
This is the sequel to 'Impromptu wedding'. With Bill believing the make believe story, the twins take this opportunity to now wind their big brother up as much as they can for him taking a make-up story too far, with the help of Harry of course. Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Bill W., Harry P. - Complete
Flowers In Your Hair by sparklylulz reviews
Thorin comes to stay at Bag End with Bilbo and Frodo. -Thorin/Bilbo. Fluff.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Frodo. B, Bofur - Complete
The Lonely God by inukagome15 reviews
Sherlock Holmes/Iron Man fusion; in which Sherlock Holmes is Tony Stark. When you close your eyes, the last thing you see is Watson's horrified face. When you wake up, the first thing you see is a green-eyed stranger.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/13/2013 - S. Holmes, Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Facinorous by Redblade reviews
Pitch found himself unable to move a muscle, restrained by his own minions. The shadowy reflection laughed again, more cruel and gleeful than before. "Awaken, our treasured enemy, and remember who you are."
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Pitch - Complete
Hold on to What you Believed in the Light by Summer Leigh Wind reviews
"Remember," she whispers, "Don't get caught."[...]he murmurs "I know." He stays there for a while, but, then, something in the westward wind tugs at him, beckons; melting into the shadows, Pitch goes with it, not knowing and not caring what calls him.[...]Mother Nature meanders to the spot the Nightmare King stood, staring at it, she sighs. "Oh papa."
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Pitch - Complete
Mr Jones by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
Alfred F. Jones, a stranger who reveals he is suffering from amnesia, joins the Avengers after helping them stop the Serpant's Society's attack on New York. The team begins to wonder what makes him so special. And Nick Fury isn't pleased to see that Alfred has little information on him. What's his secret?
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,596 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - America, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Paperwork by Copper Rain reviews
Harry is on vacation, until she gets a new job from her boss. Fem! Harry, Rated T for [slight] language and paranoia
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Under the influence by Minnionette reviews
In which Sarutobi Hiruzen makes some very bad decisions while sick with the flu. "While I agree that a supervising mission for a four-year-old's birthday party that includes all sixteen of her little friends from preschool is a bloody nightmare, it doesn't require the use of ANBU or judicious application of force as needed."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S., Tsume I. - Complete
The Voice by Del Rion reviews
Tony never became Iron Man – or an Avenger – but the Avengers were still put together to save the world from Loki. After the first battle the Avengers begin to receive help from an unknown source, guiding them during missions and in some cases keeping the team together. Fury wants the culprit caught while Steve feels they should thank him instead of putting him behind bars.
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/27/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,961 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Impromtu Wedding by allthingsmagical reviews
After finding out some shocking news, Harry and Bill are forced to bring plans forwards in order to fool Molly, but have they fooled her or was it her that fooled them all along. Warning. Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Bill W., Harry P. - Complete
How to Handle Your Warg - A Handbook By Bilbo Baggins by Jhaia reviews
Post-movie. Bilbo Baggins goes for a night walk, gains a rather unusual pet and brings new meaning to the words 'it followed me home, can I keep it'. Done for a kink-meme prompt.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
His Dwarves by The Emcee reviews
As much as it would sometimes pain him to say it, both literally and figuratively, Bilbo would always see them as his dwarves. And that was whether he liked it or not. Thilbo, Fili/Kili, Dwori, slight Bori (Bofur/Nori).
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Murúch by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Harry rescues a shipwrecked wizard and nurses him back to health, like a regular Florence Nightingale. Who the wizard is, however, is another matter entirely; Harry soon realises that he can only hide from his past for so long. Some things are meant to follow you no matter where you go. AU BW/HP [Sequel Up!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Darkness and memories by Vija-Thorn reviews
Toothania couldn't forget the horror on Pitches face as he was being dragged away. Even as the weeks passed she worried about him until she finally ventures into his lair. Her fears were valid when she finds him bruised, battered, injured and unconscious by his own NightMares. Kind of Tooth/Pitch... Actually a more General Pitchiner centered fic:3
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,492 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Pitch, Tooth - Complete
Reminiscence and Reunion by yujuh7 reviews
The story takes place after Pitch gets trapped in the underground again at the end of the movie. This is my version of the ending, using Pitch's history from The Guardians of Childhood book series. Rated T for later content. This is my first fanfiction, so please comment!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Pitch - Complete
Hollow by shinigami714 reviews
Hobbits on average eat six, sometimes seven meals a day. Bilbo struggles with eating drastically less than this while on the journey to Erebor and at the same time does not wish to show his weakness. Thorin/Bilbo, Starvation, Hurt/Comfort, Angst.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Cold and Dark by Jettara1 reviews
Fill for at What If kink. What if Jack was more injured after Pitch broke his staff and threw him in the ravine? He wouldn't be there to help the Guardians and make Jamie believe. Now Pitch has returned for him and there's no escaping. But maybe, just maybe, Pitch isn't as bad as he seems.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,544 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
The Awesome- Guy- Bringer- Backer Machine by TruffleHead reviews
Or, how Thor bribed Hel with pop tarts and actually got away with it. The Avengers want Coulson back. Badly. And they are willing to go to extremes to achieve it. Co- authored with GoggleBox on a day when we both had too much sugar. Pure crack.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Thor, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Reckless Loyalty of the Line of Durin by justalotoffeelings reviews
Loyalty, honour, a willing heart, he'd told Balin. It was clear to Thorin that his nephews had enough of the former for the whole company. (a.k.a. Kili is an idiot and Fili is an idiot and Thorin despairs of the Line of Durin ever surviving)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Our Bunny, Our Hobbit by Rosa Cotton reviews
Really, one would suspect from the dwarves' behavior that they were displeased over the loss of a precious jewel rather than Master Beorn's tendency to cuddle their burglar! Movieverse, bookverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Complete
Will You Walk Into My Parlor? by Ell Roche reviews
It took something special—unique—to catch Mycroft Holmes' attention. It took someone obstinate—diligent—to catch Pleione Potter's heart.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,323 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 177 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Matters of Vital Importance by OnyxBird reviews
Kili is delirious and determined to carry out some very important tasks. Bilbo proves his talent in handling a delusional dwarf.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Kili, Bilbo B. - Complete
If a Man's Best Friend is a Dog, What's a Hobbit's? by Rikkamaru reviews
Twenty year old Bilbo finds a rather interesting dog-that's-not-a-dog pup, and takes care of it. Thirty years later, a bunch of dwarves barge into his house and later attempt to kill his dog. Bilbo is not impressed.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Bilbo B., Radagast - Complete
Fatherhood by Minnionette reviews
In which Konoha's White Fang and War Hawk have a friendly discussion of age-appropriate gifts and other child-rearing topics during the Second Shinobi War. "Are you out of your mind, Hatake?" Well, relatively friendly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Danzō S., Sakumo H. - Complete
Keep The Hobbit Away From Dwarf Beer by yaoigirl22 reviews
"...Should I poke him?"
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
That's Our Song On The Radio by Tarafina reviews
Darcy falls in love with a guy who listens to music just as loudly as she does and can recite lyrics just as effortlessly.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Darcy L., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Real Burglar by thetravelinglemon reviews
'A Grocer indeed' Thought Bilbo, as he sunk into sleep. 'They will know their mistake.'
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
House of Took by yaoigirl22 reviews
Bilbo may say he's a Baggins, but he is also a Took, and Tooks are very…eccentric. As our company of Dwarves are about to find out. "What do you mean we're married!" Not Slash!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Never Let Go by Obsessive Child reviews
Stuck in Konoha, all Edward Elric wants is to get back to Amestris. But when he forms unlikely bonds with Itachi Uchiha and his brother, added to that a crazy kid in orange, will Edward want to leave?
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 217,960 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Edward E.
A King that is not yet King by St.Alya reviews
His braids showed to whoever wanted to see that he was having a forbidden love affair. Kili's lack of braids concealed their resignation to family and duty.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Like The Father by clawswrites reviews
AU. Bilbo is the son of Radagast the Brown, which explains the reason why animals seemed to have taken a liking to the hobbit. By the end of the fic, there is undeniable Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Radagast - Complete
Of Ivy and Coriander by Eckersley reviews
Flowers are pretty damn symbolic for hobbits. And there's not enough dominant!Bilbo in this fandom. One-shot, rated T for safety, please don't shoot me for corny ideas.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Midnight Raid on Akatou by The Interrupter reviews
Stealth and explosives are two of Naruto's greatest assets. To retrieve her team from Iwa's greatest fortress, she'll use a gratuitous level of both. Female Naruto. One-Shot. Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,560 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven - Complete
Where Does He Put It All? by Rikkamaru reviews
This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Bombur - Complete
Larkspur Magic by littleblackdog reviews
A blocked path, a stray spell, and a hobbit with the most peculiar sort of luck. Bilbo knew, leaving the Shire, that hobbits certainly weren't the tallest of folk in the big, wide world. But this is ridiculous. A magical mishap; a Thorin/Bilbo romance.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Power in Words by Rikkamaru reviews
Hobbits believe that certain races were made by certain spirits, called Words. All of them were made by Big Words, but Hobbits? They were made by Small Words, of course. One-shot. No pairings.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Blast It All by Triola reviews
In which Gandalf finds a cave, the Dwarves show some skin, Thorin is annoying, and Bilbo curses the world. Bagginshield. Oneshot.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Bilbo's Hair by FrozenSapphire66 reviews
Through various events concerning his stray mess of outgrowing curls Bilbo finds he is much wiser – and much more included – in the culture of the dwarves.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
OfficiallyUnofficially by nottonyharrison reviews
Officially, she's just a paper pusher, a bureaucrat with vague sounding title who has no business with Tony Stark. Unofficially, she's using her elemental magic to take down everything from volcanoes to terrorists, and he has a habit of turning up at the most inopportune times.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,285 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Hermione G., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Kili's Most Noble Sacrifice by The Idiot Alchemist reviews
For the sake of the reputation of all of the Dwarves of Middle-earth, Fili must talk his brother into doing the near unthinkable.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Kili, Fili - Complete
Divergence by Angel of Melius Prime reviews
After escaping from the goblins tunnels, Bilbo goes to rejoin the Company. But harsh words drive him away. Will Thorin regret his treatment of the hobbit? And what of the dangers that still lurk in the shadows? One-shot movieverse
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Adoption 101 by LeaderPinhead reviews
The first rule of pet adoption: Never go for the weird ones...no matter how cool they may look, it may only make your life more complicated. Rated T for STRONG language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,606 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Hunger by ForThem reviews
"Slow down there, mate. You're goin' at it like you haven't eaten in years!" Bunny jested, watching the frost child scarf down his roast beef.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Humanity by Rand0mSmil3z reviews
When Pitch broke Jack's staff, he did more than either of them thought was possible - Jack's becoming human. Now how is he supposed to get his powers back and - more importantly - defeat Pitch? *Occurs right after Pitch breaks Jack's staff. Enjoy! :) *Sequel is Eternity *Coverart by: xXDivinity16Xx
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,431 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Hell hath no Fury which is a pretty good thing for Hell by Tari Roo reviews
Inter-agency co-operation is almost unheard of. Assets are protected at all costs. Nick Fury firmly believes this. When Abby Sciuto is reported to be at the Stark Tower... he assumes the worst.
Crossover - NCIS & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Abby S. - Complete
Flirting with Danger by EnglandBabe1997 reviews
Tony is a Stark and that means he can't help but flirt. Please read and review xx
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Job by MaybeIfI reviews
Jack has an extremely delayed reaction to the revelation of his past. Traumatizing flashbacks fall under Pitch's job description, not Sandy's. And Bunnymund has a revelation of his own...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Shinobi God! Naruto X Percy Jackson Crossover Challenge by Renjiyamato reviews
I'm sick and tired of all the Narutos the son of blah blah and a demigod almost as tired as I'm of the anbu go to hogwarts plot line so if anyone takes this challenge hit me up Oh! and no slash or fem Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Vegas baby! City of Dreams by yinngoh reviews
The Avengers take some much needed time off and head to Las Vegas. Two-Shot. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Team Crazy by Knowledge is a powerful tool reviews
Kakashi was killed at the wave mission, and being who they are, Team 7 decide to show their true selves and follow Zabuza around, to Zabuza's ire and Haku's amusement. Warning: Kinda Crack-fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,307 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
The Darcy Lewis Story by daxcat79 reviews
We've heard the stories of superheroes and assassins, but no one really knows Darcy's story… until now.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,218 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Darcy L. - Complete
The Streetwise Hercules To Fight The Rising Odds by jono74656 reviews
Kurt only came to New York for a college interview, he did not expect to get caught up in an alien invasion. Luckily there's an Avenger on hand to see him to safety. Post season-3 Glee AU crossover with the Avengers movie.
Crossover - Glee & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Kurt H., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Mycroft's Patronus by Vayalin Whisper reviews
"There was pride in Harry's eyes as he looked around the room of requirement. He wasn't surprised to see that Sherlock was amongst the first to master the Patronus spell. When he reached Mycroft, he was surprised to see that he hadn't conjured a patronus yet." Mycroft's patronus takes an... interesting form.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Madness of Kurosaki's Sanity by 9foxgrl reviews
One shots of the madness between Ichigo, Zangetsu, and Hollow Ichigo. It's a miracle Ichigo isn't in the loony bin.Taking suggestions from readers. I do not own Bleach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 28,149 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Pain Au Chocolat by ArtificialAorta reviews
Darcy's been keeping secrets from her father and Tony is not pleased. And when Tony's not pleased, he builds death rays; Darcy/Clint and Tony as Darcy's father.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Darcy L., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
99 Reasons by makoshark reviews
Rukia gives 99 reasons why a relationship between them would never work. Ichigo has an answer for every one.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Answering Machine by Laliel reviews
Director Fury tries to contact the Avengers to save New York City from a giant lizard hell-bent on destruction but gets the answering machine instead. MOVIE-VERSE, The Avengers and The Amazing Spider-Man!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Nick F. - Complete
And A Doctor by StillWaters1 reviews
It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mislabelled by XpaperplaneX reviews
The sequel to Handle With Care. Cloud and Sephiroth have adjusted to their roles as toy and owner, but life isn't always easy, even with each other. Dealing with the past and the present can be a rough ride.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,516 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Towards the Light by Mione5 reviews
Harry came back from his summer at the Dursleys very different from when he left...and not in a good way. What happened and who's to blame! HP/SS Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,943 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Babysitter's Club by shooting-stetsons reviews
A year after Sherlock Holmes took the plunge off of St. Bart's hospital, John Watson gets the call that his cousin Phil Coulson was killed in an alien attack on Manhattan. He goes to sort out Phil's things, and gets far more than he bargained for. Avengers Movie!verse, rating changed at a reader's request for foul language.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,457 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - John W., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Very Awkward Ringtone by Theta Serpentis reviews
Written for a very silly Norsekink prompt. Thanks to Darcy-Hela's fondness for her cell phone, all nine realms actually have internet and phone access. Unfortunately, Loki's children have a habit of calling him at all the worst - most extremely awkward - moments possible.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Led by a Child by TimelessTears reviews
Odin never took Loki from the temple. Years later, a peace conference is organized to prevent several wars from breaking out among the realms. Laufey showing up was unexpected, as was the little prince that came with him.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Loki - Complete
Let's Get It On Except We're Not by ZGory reviews
Can't two brothers indulge in innocent activites without everyone else assuming something lewd is going on?
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Judging a book by its cover by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot:What if Sherlock and John had been together in the early days and Lestrade and his team are surprised that Sherlock is involved romantically with John? Established John/Sherlock. Slash. Rated T for safty!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,794 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I totally know CPR by EC reviews
When Darcy took that first aid class in college to boost her GPA, she had no idea just how handy it would become. Especially considering that 99% of her friends are superheroes. Based on an avengerkink prompt.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Darcy L. - Complete
Ring Around the Wrong Neck by fringeperson reviews
In which Sirius gives his godson the Millenium Ring as a first birthday present, and it is the Thief King, not Lily, who saves Harry from Voldemort's curse that Halloween night. Yaoi and a slightly Super!Harry. Don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,274 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P., Yami Bakura - Complete
The Empty Warehouse by justicemuffins reviews
"I'm going to go ahead and blame you for this," Lestrade said casually, blinking as something warm dribbled from his temple to his eye. "Safe bet," Coulson answered evenly.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2012 - DI Lestrade, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Loki's Pocket by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme- Remember how you take something then put it somewhere in your room or in your pocket for later, then you forget about it? Loki does that too. God Style. No one really minds or knows about it until he forgets he put an Agent of SHIELD in there. CRACK
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Bigger Than Anything by Aryndiel reviews
Natsu might be a wild and reckless little boy, but he knows that some things are more important than fighting or magic. Some things are special, even if he doesn't have the words to explain why.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Natsu D., Romeo C., Laxus D. - Complete
Another Perspective by Luiz4200 reviews
Set after PoA. Vernon Dursley learned about Sirius Black being innocent and reacts in a way that makes Harry see things under another perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 640 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
How to Capture your ANBU Dragon by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
The attempts to capture ANBU Dragon, and the right way. Slash. Iruka/Harry/Kakashi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 122 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
When a Phoenix Interferes by WizardsGirl reviews
A ten-year-old Harry Potter is sent to the pokemon world by none other than Fawkes! How will the boy take it? Will he fight and strive to become the best? Or will he fall and be forgotton? ...Wait, there's a third choice? R&R
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 105,823 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
He Said She Said by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Something goes wrong in the Forest of Death when Orochimaru puts the five Element Seal on Naruto. Here's a twist. Fem. Naruto Pairings: Naru/Sakura reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,460 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 190 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Star and Three Quarters by May Eve reviews
He thought it was rather odd, to be tired for sleeping, but it was a pleasantly normal 'odd' for Harry – or it was, until a few hours turned into a few centuries. For Abby Ebon. No pairings yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Harry P., J. Kirk - Complete
The Day The Music Died by Sara47Q reviews
Darcy willed the phone to ring. Warning: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE AVENGERS. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE AVENGERS. SERIOUSLY.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Darcy L., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Uchiha Fukurou by ToBetasered reviews
Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,861 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 3,265 - Follows: 3,044 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Mikoto U.
Caution! : Contagious! Icha Icha Addiction by HiddenBehindCrimsonEyes reviews
One-shot. Humor. How Team Kakashi got hooked on Icha Icha Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Team Seven - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sleepless In Hogwarts by ChocoholicWriter reviews
When Seamus and Harry share a bed their first night at Hogwarts because they are unable to sleep, they form a close bond that will eventually lead them to defeat Voldemort for good.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 64,285 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Seamus F., Harry P.
The Streak by JoJo32074 reviews
Sephiroth loses a bet, and now he's running naked all over Midgar, with hilarious results. Rated T for language and frivolous nudity.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Sephiroth - Complete
Annoy the Maou! by Lady Von Oncins reviews
The title of this fic explains it all. Conrart receives a cryptic letter with a list of duties. He can chose on person to be his partner in crime. His partner of choice, Yozak.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Yuri S. - Complete
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to ensure. Rated T for Hidan's mouth and refrences to... well read the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Brothers in Arms by lanuitestcalme reviews
Loki changes his course of action in the standoff at the Bifrost, forever changing the future. AU. Complete.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
How Rules are Made by gredandforgerock reviews
The story "150 things I will not do: written by M Mcgonagall" by evans.hazel18 - My thoughts on why students have this rule-Rule 145 : If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it. These are rules McGonagall made during her tenure as Headmistress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P., Seamus F. - Complete
OMFG! WTF! A Romantic, Violent Comedy by wingedmercury reviews
NaruSaku, NaruSasu, SasuSaku- NaruSakuSasu? OMFG! WTF! A romantic comedy starring various constellations of Team 7's star-crossed lovers. Het, yaoi, a love triangle, a threesome? You have been warned! Much smexy-ness! Full summary inside!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,601 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Why Clint Never Takes Dating Advice From Others by Selene Illusinia reviews
Or, why you never take dating advice from an astrophysicist, an Asgardian, or any member of the Avengers. Poor Clint Barton...Unrelated to any of my currently running stories.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2012 - [Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sons of the Summons: Book 1 – Nahámionr by x-Hallelujah-x reviews
He lost everything in one final stand against his foe. At last he would seek solace in death, however if Harry Potter thought that he would finally find peace - he was mistaken. More information is available on my profile if you want it
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,251 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dance Lessons by TheDoctorsCompanion13 reviews
Steve proves he never learned how to dance at the Avengers New Years Eve party so Loki takes it upon himself to teach him.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Loki, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Perspective by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto didn't choose his bright orange jumpsuit just to get attention, and he didn't fail the Academy because he wasn't trying. Things looked different from his perspective. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A New World by EnglandBabe1997 reviews
Uther was never awoken from the troll's enchantment. He wakes up six years later to find Arthur in control and a very different Camelot. How many heart attacks will he have?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Uther - Complete
Be Mine by wynnebat reviews
According to the goblins, Bill's just met his soul mate. He just wishes he had something more than only the memory of a voice to find his soul mate with. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Friday Nights by enchanted nightingale reviews
During a rough period of his life, Greg Lestrade meets one man who makes it all better. Greg Lestrade/Harry Potter.SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Harry P., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Thousandth Man by transemacabre reviews
AU. Loki was never adopted by Odin; instead he and Thor were betrothed at birth, with their marriage intended to bring about peace between Asgard and Jotunheim. The unwilling pair finally meet each other, but their bickering leads to Odin banishing them.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,899 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Homecoming by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Finding John by IronicNarwhal reviews
Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waiting For John by LadyNyxRavus reviews
Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Time Travel To The Snakes Den by OokamiJudge reviews
England is quickly falling to Voldemort. As things aren't working Hermione and Luna come up with a final plan: Time Travel. They leave out a few details on Harry though and after being misplaced in time he is forced to cope with those pesky details.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/2/2012 - [Harry P., Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 4,847 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Start Over Again by Cassy27 reviews
When Loki is wounded whilst defending Thor and his fellow Avengers, Thor is willing to do anything to save his brother. Can Thor protect Loki and can he save him?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,047 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
I choose my own fate by HuskyWalker reviews
Back in his own time Harry Potter has to deal with his sickness and at the same time hide from both the light and the dark side. Nothing has changed from his visit in the past and Harry is on his own. Will he be able to see Tom Riddle in Lord Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 232,386 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Catchphrases by wingedmercury reviews
Holy crap. Troublesome didn't even begin to describe it. "That's right troll, you have to replace your catchphrases for a whole month." "What kind of S-classed mission is that? You made a bet, didn't you!" This was going to be hell on earth. CRACK FIC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Mind is a Delicate Thing by Gallyrat reviews
None of the Konoha rookies are psychopaths. Or at least, that's what everyone hopes. The Hokage's just worried about the new generation. He doesn't mean to change everything. Second in the Delicate Things Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,745 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Not a Senju by evil genus reviews
because sometimes the Naruto verse takes 'destiny' a little too serious...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lullaby and Goodnight by ConeycatJr reviews
The Avengers discover that the newest location of Loki's super secret villain lair is...Thor's bedroom in the Avengers mansion.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
To Change One Thing by fringeperson reviews
Haruhi never got drawn into the music room, never broke the vase, never owed a debt. She was, however, shown to the gym by Mori so that she could study in relative peace. That's really got to change a few things. Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. MxH
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Everything's Better With Bunnies by Khilari reviews
When frightened or stressed, Loki transforms into a bunny and sometimes he needs to be cuddled to calm down enough to turn back. Unfortunately, the events of the movie are extremely stressful. Five times he transformed into a rabbit and needed cuddling
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,170 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Loki - Complete
Prisoners of War by XpaperplaneX reviews
Cloud and Sephiroth are taken prisoner by AVALANCHE. No one, least of all themselves, could have expected what it would set in motion.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 208,687 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
It's the Thought That Counts by ConeycatJr reviews
From a norsekink prompt: When Loki shows up at the Avengers Mansion with a puppy for his brother, Tony wonders what he's really up to.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Must Not Hit Patient In Critical Condition by wingedmercury reviews
"I was critically injured...by a circus midget?" "A rogue circus midget. Tiny but deadly." Wherein Sasuke is injured, Naruto force feeds him with an airplane, and Sakura tries to help him urinate but fails epically. SasuSaku with hints of SasuSakuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Team Seven, Sasuke U. - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 2,226 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Courtship of Lady Sif by illrain666 reviews
When someone not to her liking attempts to court Sif, her friends resolve to help her discourage him. And along the way, someone unexpected wins her heart.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sif, Loki - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Why do i have to eat? by FFFfanfictionfanatic reviews
young Deidara joins Akatsuki and pain for Sasori. Featuring young itachi, kisame, zetsu, konan, kakazu. no yaoi or lemon or whatever, just a simple question from an adorable little kid :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Just A Quick Little Trip Right? by gredandforgerock reviews
Harry and the gang get sent on a quick trip at the beginning of sixth year. It's just a quick trip... Right? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,587 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Monsters: A Thor and Being Human crossover by ConeycatJr reviews
Loki falls into another realm, and learns there is more than one way to deal with being a monster.
Crossover - Being Human & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,039 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Loki - Complete
The Black Death of Konoha by afydith reviews
Naruto has a life changing experience during the wave mission and his life takes a drastic turn. This will be a NaruHina mainly fix, might be a Harem later on other pairs too. Stay tuned for the sequel :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 107,503 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Who's your Daddy? by Draco'sGirl98 reviews
Lily bumped into a father and son duo by accident. She was having way too much fun messing with their brains...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Willingly Captured by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is hunted, captured and is brought before the Dark Lord - Wait what do you mean he allowed them to tie him up? Why is Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix taking him shopping?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Creature by Zero Skye reviews
Prompt! Both Bill and Fleur feel a pull towards Harry...threesome fic! No sex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Sustain or Concerto for the Famished in D Minor by MaybeAmanda reviews
"So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the hell up."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,120 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Raising Loki by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Frost giant babies are not the same as Asgardians. Frigga and Odin learn this the hard way.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
Love Is Eternal by whitetigerwolf reviews
Arranged Marriage. One-Shot. Harry/Integra
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Harry P., Integra - Complete
Spaceman by K.D. Sparrow reviews
Penny Holden is having a bad day, and then her ex is hit by a man who fell from the sky. Without realizing it Penny becomes hoplessly tangled in the web of one dashing god of mischief. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,571 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Never Ending Dream by dragonmaiden91 reviews
Don't like don't read. When Vernon sells his nephew to Lucius Malfoy, much is in store for the Gryffindor Golden Boy. HP/LV/LM/SS. Warning: Not for underage, contains heavy slash, non-con, kinks and graphic descriptions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 97 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Military Courtesy by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Hey, Colonel." It just wasn't right that such a peppy and normal salutation should make Roy's instincts surge into survival mode and his fingers itch with the need to reach for his gloves. "What are you up to, Fullmetal?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Mislabelled: Alternate Ending Version by XpaperplaneX reviews
The sequel to Handle With Care. Cloud and Sephiroth have adjusted to their roles as toy and owner, but life isn't always easy, even with each other. Dealing with the past and the present can be a rough ride. This is just chapter 6.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Twist by Hellhound15 reviews
Reincarnation. Had Sebastian decided to twist his final orders, what could have changed. Harry Potter and Kuroshitsuji crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Harry P., Ciel P.
The beginning to the beginning by HuskyWalker reviews
Harry gets sent back in time by accident. In an attempt to change the future he adopts Tom Marvolo Riddle aka Voldemort. Will he be able to get back to the future and get his revenge or will he find a family in the people he never thought would love him? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 178,922 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tactile Species by Aldora89 reviews
Jim is suffering from touch starvation, made even worse by recent difficulties with the ship. Someone can't help but notice and come up with a logical solution. Oneshot from a kink meme prompt.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/1/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Make It Home by DeepBlueSomewhere reviews
Jim's been getting headaches, Bones insists that you can't really bury the past, and Spock catches a glimpse of something he wasn't meant to see. Kirk, Spock, McCoy friendship -COMPLETE-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,080 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Time To Get Professional Help by LunaStorm reviews
How was he supposed to find – let alone get his hands on – three legendary Artefacts, hidden by a fearsome Dark Lord, under heavy protections, in the most secure places in the wizarding world?... He couldn't. Perhaps it was time to seek professional help.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Harry P., Thief Bakura - Complete
Sasuke's New Hobbies, Kami Help Us! by wingedmercury reviews
Sasuke returns with some...ahem...strange new hobbies. "I just banged Sasuke-kuuun!" "What? I was just in his bed last night Ino! I-I think we've just been played!" That UCHIHA-NO-BASTARD! "Tsunade-sama, where are the pregnancy tests?" Full sum inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,304 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Edward Elric's Fairy Hunt by Infamousplot reviews
Join Ed, Al, Roy, Winry and even Envy as they embark on a crack-quest to prove that Edward Cullen is a fairy. Warning Cullen fangirls, stay away! Crackcrackcrack... FOURTH CHAP FINALLY UP!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Edward E., Edward
I Prefer to Text by ellie.hell reviews
Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Set Apart This Dream by KiyoshiMichi reviews
Harry tried to die, but he even screwed that up. But hey, it's alright - this new place is actually quite interesting.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
RSVP Please by LayDCardinal reviews
5 years ago Harry made decisions that ensured Lucius would hate him. For 5 years he stayed out of his way, noting which events Lucius RSVP'd to and sending his regrets to the same. The plan had been working till now. Is it revenge or something else? hp/lm
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Tapestry by marksmom reviews
AR - Lucius orders a family tree tapestry...Imagine his surprise when a new name appears at the bottom. Implied slash & Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,356 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Bill's Secret by Mirky reviews
Major AU. Slash. Molly loves all her kids but she has a soft spot for her oldest. Bill brings his lover home for dinner and Molly is in for a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
The Fae Prince by Kalira777 reviews
Harry's cousin wishes him away to the Goblins, Jareth choses him as his heir, Severus has a cousin? I don't own Harry Potter or the Labyrinth.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,319 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Jareth, Harry P.
Professor Potter by gredandforgerock reviews
Starts with a visit from Teddy but takes Harry on a different course for his life. AU sort of - I'm being very, very optimistic about Draco's reaction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Malfoy Gets What A Malfoy Wants by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
"I dare you," Dean's deep voice sounded, his dark eyes glinting with mischievousness, "to make Draco Malfoy chase after you in a romantic sense." Harry was never one to back down from a challenge, least of all one issued by a fellow Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What is Said, Is Said by GenkaiFan reviews
A sort of sequel to Dear Jareth. What happens when Dudley wishes, "I wish you had never come to us, Harry! I wished the goblins had taken you the night you arrived." ? What happens when the Goblin King re orders time?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 82,747 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,195 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Troubles of Marriage Counselling by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 457 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Echoes by Genocidal Maniac reviews
Fem!Naruto. Oneshot. In a different world, a different Naruto unlocked their potential at an early change. But some things always remain unchanging, after all, the wheel of time will eventually start again. No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,065 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Texts From Last Night by p.r. fox reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just Don't Forget To Feed Them by DementedViper reviews
Slash. Mentions M-Preg. Insanity of course. 'Charles wondered in what world it was obvious that two men, last seen unconscious would be in a cupboard.' How much of a headache can Harry, Gambit, Logan and Remus cause? LoganGambit, LoganHarryGambit JLHPRB
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Harry P., Wolverine - Complete
Deceiving Appearances by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W. - Complete
But I Thought You Were Straight by MissCar reviews
Because even in the 23th century people still make assumptions. Five people who assumed Jim Kirk was straight and the one individual who knew better from the beginning but still got a surprise. Will Be K/S with past S/U and S/P
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,661 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] N. Uhura, C. Pike - Complete
Chrysalis by Laora reviews
Winry's newest customer is in for a surprise when he meets Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
The Enterprise's OTP by Cinnamon secrets reviews
Spock knew that working with humans would be challenging. However he wasn't ready for the things the crew talked about the Captain.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Wrong Order by Dayja reviews
Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Encounters by ryulabird2 reviews
Harry Potter and L Lawliet have almost met three times and meeting once may be the best thing that ever happened to them. eventual slash. L/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,310 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Harry P., L
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How To Bring Down A Dark Lord: Black Style by Miss Mercury101 reviews
What if Sirius remembered his roots after James and Lily's deaths? What he went about his revenge in a more...Slytherin manner?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,302 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sirius B., Walburga B. - Complete
Story Time by RunicSiren reviews
When Unohana suggest a story Yoruichi has the perfect idea, much to Kyouraku, Ukitake, and Yamamoto's horror, and the enjoyment of everyone else. Kyouraku/FemUkitake
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Naked Truth by Aleia15 reviews
Kakashi had always considered Iruka uninteresting. Then he saved Kakashi's life. Naked. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Standards by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed stared down Winry's date for the night with an appraising look. At last, he cocked an eyebrow and stuck one automail finger in the smug teen's face. "Alright, you lucky bastard. You've met her standards. The question is...can you meet mine?" EdWin!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/8/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
The Moon, Painted in Red by Evandar reviews
She had seen the potential for humanity in the eyes of a monster A traitor on a bridge, painted beneath the rising moon. Oneshot. Genderswitch. Kisame/Fem!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kisame H. - Complete
Marriage? by Kat100666 reviews
Dumbledore believes when he hands Harry potter over to the Dark lord as a spouse that every thing will work out for the better, what happens when Harry actually falls in love with his husband? Marriage, Mpreg, Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,349 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Queen and Country by Mystical Magician reviews
When England escapes Voldemort, his thin veneer of gentility is stripped away to reveal the savage, bloodthirsty conqueror. One way or another, he will see the death of the Dark Lord. And he will laugh.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/8/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
One Phone Call by KrazyKeke reviews
A single phone call has the power to change everything you've ever known. What you don't believe me? It certainly changed my life. My name is Harry Potter and I'm going home to Japan on my brother, Akito's, orders. Things are about to change. Harry/Hatori
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P., Hatori S. - Complete
Mangekyō Sharingan by Wingwyrm reviews
Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,848 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ice Skating by Shiny Pichu-chan reviews
one-shot; slight-AU; GrayxNatsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Natsu D., Gray F. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 452 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
How'd This Happen? by Faust VII reviews
What's the most important thing to him?" "His image." "Well then, he likes his image and I don't care for mine, so this should work." .Oneshot. I DO Not Own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,607 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Quickest Way by crystalblood reviews
Jim is infatuated with his first officer, but nothing gets past that Vulcan exterior. He has no choice but to enlist the help of his crew.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Armageddon by Audacia's Quill reviews
K Yaoi ONESHOT. OdionxHarry, "A weird boy at Kings Cross, a mysterious murder and... Odion scoring? Marik's pretty sure Armageddon is coming...Isis agrees,"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Rishid - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wardrobe by GenkaiFan reviews
After Sirius’ death, Harry renews his friendship with the only adult ever to earned his complete trust. So what does a wardrobe and a lion have to do with it? Can Harry discover 'the power the Dark Lord knows not? AU crossover The Chronicles of Narnia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,388 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Aubade by Ariaeris reviews
Hopeless and near-helpless, Harry throws himself into the past as a last-ditch effort to destroy Voldemort once and for all. Predictably, things do not go exactly as planned. For Kamerreon's birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 5,792 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blizzard by ZukoFlame reviews
Edward finds himself in the cold clutches of a snowstorm, and he's fading fast. Roy/Ed Parental
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3647 - Favs: 4,465 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Wizard and the Wyrm by Demus reviews
It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,942 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Changes by LordAnarchy666 reviews
HP/DG. Follow Harry as he tries to broaden his horizons beyond Dumbledore's control. A new look on GoF. slight!Dumblebashing. Ron!bashing elemental magic, nonstandard!animagus forms. Sirius is free! independant!powerful!Harry 99.9% complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,423 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Have You Ever Wondered Why? by debugger315 reviews
Ever wonder why Dumbledore always invited Snape along to meetings with Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Innocence by Obsessive Child reviews
He sat there by the grave, grey eyes filled with emptiness. But, he was not only a child. He was the 14th, my favorite child, the only one who would stay up late to wait for me... the traitor. ONE SHOT on the Millennium Earl's thoughts on Allen :3
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Millenium Earl, Allen Walker - Complete
Once Touched by PaisleyRose reviews
Mortals who have danced with the fairies are rarely safe after being saved from their enthrallment. Often, they find that what seemed to be but a brief foray into fairyland was indeed much longer in the mortal realm, possibly weeks or years.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,251 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,623 - Follows: 4,558 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Enigma of Mine by seventhSINwrath reviews
Over 8,000 years after the Final War, an immortal Harry, now named Keiran, finds himself boarding a ship that will change not only his life but the destiny of others. But the question is: will it be for better or for worse? Slash. Rated M for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,246 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
We Sleep Forever by Melby7777 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu have been married for five years, happily living together with their science made child Hikuzu. Sequel to Your 'Wife'. Yaoi, eventual smut. Read the note at the beginning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,887 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
So I Just Smile by Chada reviews
He looked at Naruto and saw the blonde-haired boy stand up as he wiped away any evidence of tears and tried to toughen himself up to block out the ridicule that he seemed to expect Iruka to lob his way. So Iruka decided to prove him wrong. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Pied Piper: A Labyrinth Fairy Tale by Ellen Weaver reviews
They will say I only take the children who were wished away. As if it were the wishing that brought me, as if I served them. In truth, I only take what is lost. And once, a village lost all of its children, save only one, who was lame...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Jareth - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
The ANBU got uppity and pissed off Iruka who made a bet that he could hide in the village for one month without getting caught. On the very first day Iruka's cousin Iria comes back to Konoha and greatly confuses the issue as well as the citizens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,740 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Just Warming Up by exiled mind reviews
Five times Bones had a damn good excuse for kissing Jim and one time he didn't. Kirk/McCoy. Contains: A dash of angst, a bit of schmoop, a pinch of kidfic, and it probably toes the line on being crack as well.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/12/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Fulfilled Fantasy by Skia-Val reviews
Before the Last Battle can commence, a train ride is in order. Unfortunately for Harry, Death Eaters have to ride too. While on board, Harry's luck runs out, and he finds his seat next to a bored Dark Lord. Trainlest, HPLV, Smut, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Angels Among Us by Mystic Dragon reviews
Help comes in all shapes and sizes...and all forms. Sometimes, not all angels have returned to heaven from which they came, and remain on Earth. Kakashi finds such an angel as the thread of fate starts with his father and a young Iruka...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Wrong For Him by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky? LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Consequences Of Seeing The Future by Miss Mercury101 reviews
An unlikely view of what could possibly happen if Voldemort ever saw the future. Features a very OOC Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Immortal Hero by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,479 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Hazardous Environment by incandescens reviews
Gotei 13 hazardous environment regulations don't usually involve sunbathing. Unless it's Kyouraku and Ukitake interpreting them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 5,330 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Weekend Project by chibi heishi reviews
Outside of every ninja village are smaller, simpler towns that the village relies upon for various needs. However, as Kakashi is about to find out, even small towns can hide big secrets. And if they survive this, then Iruka has a LOT of explaining to do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,670 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ichiraku Confessions by Abunai Himitsu reviews
Ayame and Teuchi have a fight and Teuchi asks Naruto to fill in, as her, until she returns. Naruto learns some interesting things while in Ayame's form. This is NOT a fem!Naru. It's a Yaoi. KakaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,753 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Seeking Shelter by Terpsichore92 reviews
You can't expect me to just let you waltz in here! You set the cleaners on me, and humongous, and the ENTIRE goblin army, and..." And a half-drowned ball of fluff should NOT look that damn adorable.-Jareth seeks shelter from the storm in Sarah's window
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Lost Priest by Millie M. Banshee reviews
The Hellsing Organization been dispactched to a small church where they believe there is repeat of Cheddar. They don't only find the vampire but an odd priest named Father Abel Nightroad. Xover Trinity Blood.
Crossover - Hellsing & Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 140,151 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Alucard, Abel N. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 6,924 - Follows: 3,219 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Last Words by Mystical Magician reviews
Five times the timeline remained more or less the same, and one time it didn't. One-shot. HP/AD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Your 'Wife' by Melby7777 reviews
In order to save his sister from marrying a man she did not love, Hidan switches places with Hidako and marries Lord Kakuzu. Yaoi, eventual smut. IT IS COMPLETE starts off bad, ends pretty good
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,047 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Bobmin356 reviews
Ginnys nuts? Hermione is pregnant, Ron is still poor and Harry's a hermit. What more can anyone ask for? H/G Hr/R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 4,945 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 3966 - Favs: 5,536 - Follows: 2,865 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 444 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Misguided Manipulation by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Stark/Ichigo. Sent to the Living World on Aizen's orders to persuade Ichigo to join their cause, Stark finds himself questioning, led astray by Ichigo's strength.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,197 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Ichigo K., C. Stark - Complete
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Diamond in the Sky by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Six year old Harry hears a nursery rhyme and makes a wish, causing him to disappear for ten years. When he returns he's a little different from when he left. For one thing he's not exactly human anymore... Slash CWHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - [Harry P., Charlie W.] - Complete
Sound of a Jinchuuriki by Foxcomm reviews
Fruits are yucky," Naruto said. "Naruto, you have to eat your fruits," Sarutobi told him. Who knew he would regret those words so quickly when the 3 year old got up and ate the Oto Oto Fruit Jiriaya brought. X-over One Piece. Complete YugitoXnaruXHina
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,779 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,610 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Underground by Team Bonet reviews
Once Upon a Time, there lived a man who did not believe in magic. But something believed in him. Inspired by the video for "Underground," this is the story of how a mortal man became Jareth, The Goblin King.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,220 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Jareth, Hoggle - Complete
Not Alone by homesweethomicide13 reviews
He hated being alone. And alone is exactly what he was right now. Jashin would fix that, he knew it. But can Jashin fix his aching heart at the loss of his partner? KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Letters to Mine Enemy by FrostedMidnight reviews
What does one do when forbidden to write to one's friends? Why, write to thier enemies instead of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 667 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reeducation by Five seas reviews
Let's face it, men are pigs.' Nanao said. 'They don't help out, they don't let the toilet seat down and they definitley can't understand women.'. 'Then let's give them a hand.' Rangiku chipped merrily. ShunNao HitsuMatsu and more. Finis!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 85,052 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 4,292 - Follows: 771 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
My Dog Died by Imperial Mint reviews
My dog died...' . It was always this day, always this bar, always the heavy liquors and always a woman. Too bad that my brain decided against the tradition this year. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cash Cab Insanity by Hari-Aisu reviews
Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
In the Circle of Elemental Arms by Kryssa's flute reviews
Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,643 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
The Curious Incident of Mr Muffins by SirIntegrity reviews
It's Integra's turn to bring home a stray. Please R&R.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Lucky by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Harry Potter is lucky. Naruto Uzumaki is lucky. But which of them would come out on top in a ‘game’ of chance. Oneshot. Review please!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Please, Stay by Winds of Water reviews
Roy teams up with Edward to pull off the most dangerous mission to date... Roy's mother, in order to cover up a lie Roy told her. It's just acting though, right? Pretending to be engaged is just another mission. So why is it becoming so personal? Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,323 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Espresso Expresso by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Catch as Catch Can by Demus reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist was in hot pursuit of his quarry. Considering his quarry was the Flame Alchemist, Hawkeye was genuinely surprised that every single building in the headquarters was still standing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Gag Reflex by Spirix reviews
Havoc approaches Ed to find out just why Ed would prefer another man instead of a woman, of course it doesn't work out as he had planned. ONESHOT RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Jean H., Edward E. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Great Debate by Anglerfish reviews
Light and L overhear an interesting discussion between the rest of the task force. LxLight, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 3,824 - Follows: 254 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
I Quit by peppymint reviews
Ever been surprised Harry didn't tell the wizarding world to shove it? Yeah, me too. I tried to include as many of the classic pick on Harry themes that I could. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Tricks and Traps by rowanashke reviews
Curious about some items in Iruka's file, the Hokage and Ibiki dream up a test to check his abilities. Everyone gets a little more than they anticipated out of the experience. KakaIru, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Gaining Respect by Bjorn reviews
Hanatarou Yamada, Soul Society's whipping boy, knows that he's a wimp. But sometimes he surprises himself. Today, he manages to surprise the 11th Division's Captain as well. A short piece about gaining Zaraki Kenpachi's respect.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Hanatarō Y., K. Zaraki - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Property by Ethidda reviews
SessKag. On Kagome's 16th birthday, her cousin Kikyou gave her a slave. Actually, he's a bloodbound, which the humans equate with a slave, but Sesshoumaru still remembers what a bloodbond entails, even if humans have forgotten.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,598 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Abort, Retry, Fail at Life by baka deshi reviews
Lying in bed next to Amestris's number one most eligible bachelor, sometimes Roy Mustang had to wonder what Ed got out of all this. RoyEd, fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Foreign Affairs by ckret2 reviews
As Orochimaru points out, fraternizing with a missingnin is strictly forbidden in Konoha. Naruto could hardly care less. [OroNaru, slash, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Contracts, Lawyers and Businessmen by TiggyToggy reviews
Complete: Haruhi is a young lawyer specializing in contract law. The firm she works for is bought out by a larger company, and with the buy out comes the reintroduction of members of the host club into her life.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,638 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 2,837 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
There's Something About Zaraki by drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/22/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
An Attentive Older Brother by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya does his job with stunning precision.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
ANBU Antics by Yami no Kaiba reviews
The Sandaime had a very good reason for giving Umino Iruka two fulltime jobs and no vacation. Too bad for the Godaime, the man never wrote that reason down. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 5,194 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
How We Survive: Winds of Change by twighlightshadow reviews
For Harry Potter, returning to Hogwarts means many things: food and a warm place to sleep, a strange mix of laughter and peril, and divulging a secret. Danger is on its way. Sequel to How We Survive: The Runaway. Welcome back to Hogwarts, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,544 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Secrets and Lies by Aaron Nowack reviews
Naruto has a secret. So does Sasuke. And Sakura. Just how were the genin teams picked again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Team Seven - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Twenty Ways to Die by Diva-esque reviews
There's more than one way to die. Each of the shinigami has learned this the hard way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/11/2006 - G.S. Yamamoto, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 4,094 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9150 - Favs: 10,660 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
How We Survive: The Runaway by twighlightshadow reviews
An attack on the Dursleys left Harry to fend for himself. Years later, an overheard conversation results in new challenges which may prove impossible in the long run, such as remaining hidden in plain view, learning to trust again, and staying alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,439 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Snake Boy by Random Dispatcher reviews
Abandoned by the Dursleys at the age of four, Harry is raised by a magical serpent called a Syren. What happens when he decides the Dark Lord is the only one who can help him ‘get hatchlings’? ChallengeFic. COMPLETE! HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,334 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,985 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 431 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Blood Prince by ShadeDancer reviews
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Hunter Hunted by Brishen reviews
Tsunade gets sick and the replacement paperpusher causes potentially lethal trouble for Kakashi, luckily Iruka is there to save the day, showing he's not quite as goodygoody as thought. Shonenai IrukaKakashi mentions SasuNaru and NejiLee [finished]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Of Headmasters and Socks by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED! Dumbledore has disappeared! What to do! The Hogwarts staff bring the most Slytherinish Gryffindor into the picture. Add four crazy ghosts, stir and serve!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,369 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pirates and Wizards by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED Jack Sparrow is Harry's ancestor. One day he kidnaps Harry, and the rest is problems, pirates, treasures and history. RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,355 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3553 - Favs: 5,290 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Ribbons and Lace by Miss Ayanami reviews
Harry looses a bet, looses his temper, and looses all dignity, before a planned duel with Voldemort. Just what will the Dark Lord think when Harry shows up in a dress? Response to the hxtlightning Fuh-Q-Fest challenge 16.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter & The Daughter of Malfoy by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter gets in the way of a pregnancy potion meant for Narcissa Malfoy, leaving the boy-wonder pregnant. He's not best pleased! How is he meant to save the world from Voldemort when he has to go on maternity leave? (NOT slash - just silly) COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Complete