GrathLongfletch
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 04-08-11, id: 2831330, Profile Updated: 07-01-13
Author has written 11 stories for Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Teen Titans, Naruto, One Piece, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hiya

Reading is something I do virtually everyday. I am addicted to chocoloate and anything associated with it. I have my own living, breathing paperwieght a.k.a Peanut my black cat and faithful writing companion/partner. Drawing is my major hobby, any piece of paper that is blank will be fulled with doodles.

Minor cleanup of profile.cause I can! Anyway, I'm going to be chucking DDLN until further notice. I haven't even though about that story for who knows how long. SO here's a list on what I'm doing for the time being:

Aftershock: Continuing.

Casting Madness: Extremely slow updates due to each chapter being 10 pages each to allow for other updating to be a bit easier.

Dark Days, Light Nights: Taking off until a few stories are finished.

Misplaced: Continuing.

Roadtrips sucks: Continuing.

Star Crossed: Removing until inspiration comes back so it doesn't just sit there taking up space.

Welcome to my world: Sporadic updating.

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"

It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"

It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"

It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"

It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"

It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"
It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"

It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"

It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"

It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"

It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"

It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"

It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"

It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"

It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"

It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"

And most Importantly...

I'm not a geek, I'm a "Otaku"

If you are a Proud Otaku, like me, copy this and post it on your wall.

Post this on your Profile if you do this too:

You have to explain Kuroshitsuji because your friend didnt know that it was the REAL name of Black Butler.

Instead of saying Idoit or stupid, you say Baka.

You randomly start thinking about Anime and Manga when nothing is related to it.

You remember a epic momment in Anime/Manga and start fangirling like crazy at random times.

When you have to sing a song its something in japanese.

Know multiple words in japanese.

Quote epic lines from Anime and Manga.

HETALIA 30 DAY CHALLENGE! (No repeats!)

1. Your favorite character: Britain, how can you not love those hue eyebrows and his fail at cooking?

2. Your least favorite character: Don't have one, yet.

3. Character you’d date: Austria.

4. Character you’d like to go shopping with: Poland. He's like, so funny!

5. Character you’d like as your child: Sealand. Kawaii!

6. Character who would probably be your rival: Turkey, since I automatically like Greece better. And He's a bigass jerk.

7. Character you have most in common with: Japan. I hardly ever speak and usually don't say what's on my mind and sense the mood. I also like taking pictures of cool things XD

8. Character you look like the most: Romano, he's hilarious when he swears!

9. Character you’d bring home to your parents: Prussia. He's just to awesome NOT to bring home XD

10. Character you’d never bring home to your parents: France. I wouldn't even let him through the gate.

11. Character you’d become best friends with: Britain. We can drink tea, be pessimistic and play with magic together! XD

12. Character with your favorite voice/seiyuu: China, aru.

13. Character you’d go camping with: Denmark. All the things we could do with that axe and no supervision...

14. Character you wouldn't mind being roommates with: Denmark.

15. Character you’d want to cook for you: Canada! If I can find him first...

16. Character you wouldn't mind prancing naked for you: None.

17. Your OTP: GrUK (or Greece Britain)

18. Character you wouldn't mind having as a parent: Britain. He'd be a good mother XD

19. Character you’d like to go karaoke with: America.

20. Character you wouldn't mind having as your butler/maid: Austria, making a freeloader work is good da?

21. Character you’d have in your party if you were in a RPG: Russia. No one would go near us and survive!

22. Another OTP of yours: PruEng. Think of the madness XD

23. Your favorite character of the opposite gender of #1: Hungary, pan-wielding master.

24. Character with your favorite uniform/outfit: Russia, I want that scarf!

25. Character who would be your band-mate if you were in a band: Prussia, just picture his awesomeness.

26. Character you wouldn't mind having as your boss: Romano

27. Character you wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley: France. Need I say more?

28. Character you’d want personified into a dog: America

29. Character you’d want personified into a cat: Sweden

30. Character you’d want to cosplay as: Russia. The scarf people!

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I didn't fall, I simply got better acquainted with the floor.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated

I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I'm not.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I didn't fall, I simply got better acquainted with the floor.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated

I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I'm not.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta.

I promise to remember Germany whenever someone says Wurst.

I promise to remember Japan whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly colored cake.

I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac

I promise to remember England whenever I watch Doctor Who.

I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose.

I promise to remember China whenever I see Hello Kitty.

I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a lead pipe.

I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.

I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.

I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA.

I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.

I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato field.

I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.

I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan.

I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano.

I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!

I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl.

I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a guy with a gun.

I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.

I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.

I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.

I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle.

I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes.

I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.

I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see a boat.

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.

I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.

I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.


Hetalia Personality Test

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[x]You're a good artist.
[x]You can be clumsy at times.
[ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.

(3/10) Buongiorno!!

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious. (nope :p)
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[x]You like to walk your dog.
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T. (ha ha ha nope :p)
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[ ]You work very hard.
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[x]You've had issues with money once or twice.

(4/10) Whoop.

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[x]You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people.

(6/10) Konnichiwa!

America (Alfred F. Jones)

[ ]You love hamburgers.
[x]You think you're awesome. (Isn't that Prussia's question?)
[ ]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[ ]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x]You wear glasses.

(3/10) Meh, didn't expect to get a good score XD

England (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea.
[ ]You were quite tough as a kid.
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[ ]Your cooking is awful.
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[x]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily. (underage XP)
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. (Underage)
[x]You're good at embroidery.

(5/10) I thought I was a lot more like him. Oh wells!

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate. (yeah...no)
[x]You think you have a great fashion sense. (I do, I'm my friend's stylist)
[ ]You like wine. (Underage and don't like alcohol in general. Tastes horrible)
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears. (couchcouchhackinguplungcoughcough)
[x]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[ ]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet.

(3/10) Hmmmmmm. i have a predicament here...

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall. (Grade 6s are taller than me TT)
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.( School, never talk, home. Yapyapyapyap!)
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[x]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[x]You can seem intimidating to other people.

[x]You're very strong.

[ ]You have a big nose.
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scares people. (Everyone says it's evil...)

(5/10) That's okay da?

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature. (90% of the time)
[x]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas.(who doesn't?)
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ] You love Hello Kitty.
[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[x]You work hard.
[x]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets .

(6/10) Cool, aru.

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised.
[x]You're polite.
[x]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake.
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[ ]You play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ]You've composed music before.
[x]You tend to call people 'morons'
[x]You wear glasses.

(7/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people.
[ ] You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[x]You love polar bears.
[x]You hate fighting.
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[x]You feel under-appreciated.
[ ]You're bilingual.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.

(4/10) Who?

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[x]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.(I'm too lazy for that XD)
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[x]You like hot weather.
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[x]You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

(5/10) Interesting.

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth. (No shit!)
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[x]You used to be a very tough kid.
[x]You're very reliable.
[ ]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.(I'm basically Canadia when it's like that XD)
[x]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[ ]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(7/10) Tied up with Roddy!

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ]You're very serious.
[x]You have a lot of patience.
[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[x]You're not very confident.
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[ ]People tend to walk all over you.
[ ]You're a born worrier.

(4/10) Meh.

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like phoenix.
[ ]You're very wary of strangers.
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[ ]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[x]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics.

(6/10) Sooner or later I'll have an identity crisis with all these high numbers XD

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[x]You love to fight people. (When I'm in the mood)
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x ]You want to become stronger.

(5/10) I AM AWESOME!!!!!

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you.
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[x]You're very responsible.
[ ]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[x]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[x] You like bananas.
[x]You often offer food to people. (It's a habit XD)
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

(7/10) NE NE ROMA!!!!

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[x]You like to order people around.
[ ]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot. (I need to stop that shit)
[ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[x]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell.
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.(I'm stupid a lot...)
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(7/10) Chigi!

Due to so many 7s, I appoint myself Romano! Bastards!

The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go


-The children of Demeter do not appreciate getting weed killer for christmas.

-I am not allowed to run through capture the flag screaming "FOR NARNIA"

-I am not allowed to order mortal pizza then laugh at them when they get through the barrier.

-Percy Jackson dose not live in a pineapple under the sea.

-I am not allowed to shout "FOOD FIGHT" in the dinning pavilion, even if i'm convinced it would be a new great way to offer the Gods food. .

-I am not allowed to swap the Hephaestus tools for Lego, even if they do come in pretty colors.

-I am not allowed to introduce Myth-busters to the Hephaestus cabin.

-I am not allowed to breed magical creatures, no matter how much i want a baby hell-hound with wings.

-I am not allowed to ask Nico to raise an army of the dead, even if he owes me a favor

-I am not allowed to refer to Zeus as "sparky"

-I am not allowed to make Nico rise anyone from the dead for my personal enjoyment.

-I am not allowed to hum the Jaws theme song when Clarisse is approching me.

-I am not allowed to throw skittles at the Iris cabin and tell them to taste the rainbow.

-I am not allowed to make light saber noises when swords fighting even if it is a good distraction.


6 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan:

1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.

2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading.

3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever.

4) Pretend you can do magic.

5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.

6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.

7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.

8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.

9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.

10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.

11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.

12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.

15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long.

16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.

17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.

18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!"

22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.

23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.

24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.

25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.

26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons."

30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door.

31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter.

32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.

34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"

36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color.

37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.

38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.

40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.

41) Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who."

42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.

43) Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'S

44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.

45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

46) Tell them that You-Know-Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you-know-who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is.


In Remembrance:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,

A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,

Who fought bravely to the very end,

And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,

And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,

With many jokes,

He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,

Who was more free and full of love,

Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,

The last real Marauder,

Who was not just a wonderful father,

An incredible husband and a brave hero,

As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,

Who died for the greater good,

And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,

Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,

Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,

But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,

Whose past and wisdom confused us,

Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,

But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,

Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,

She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,

Who we really didn't know too well,

But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,

So he must've done something good...

Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,

Harry's first real friend,

Who lived and died soaring.


Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will confront you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will try to comfort you when you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Have the shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry!

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BITCH- RUN!"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue" (I waited 2 years for that damned pencil)

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders(It's like our second house)

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

Friends: Smile and nod when you go off about anime.

Bestfriends: Will join in with squeals at awesome action scenes.

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap.


Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hogwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Oliver Wood... has heard every single joke possible about his name. No, that is not a challenge.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … Escaped Azkaban, evaded Dementors, outwitted Ministry, killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors

… will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins

… will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs

… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws

will get hold of a flying carpet


An English professor wrote the words

'A women without her man is nothing'

On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

Every male in the room wrote-

'A women, without her man, is nothing'

All the females in the class wrote-

"A women: Without her, a man is nothing'

Punctuation is Powerful!


The Hogwarts Rules

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

3. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

4. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".

5. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month.

6. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

7. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

8. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

9. Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.

10. I will not refer to the hippogriff as "Horsey bird".

11. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.

12. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".

13. -Neither does he respond favourably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" or "Debbie".

14. Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June.

15. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

16. I will not refer to "The Grim" as a nice doggy.

17. - I will not refer to Professor Lupin as a nice doggy.

18. There is no bring a muggle to school day.

19. When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts."

20. - "Putting down Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

21. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".

22. I will not sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch practice.

23. There is no connection between Hitler and Voldemort.

24. I am not allowed to declare "Official Hug A Slytherin Day."

25. I am not to wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.

26. When in the presence of the Dark Lord, I must call him The Dark Lord. Not 'Snake-Face, the Dark Lord Happy Pants'.

27. I am not allowed to ask any of the Malfoys if it's "true that blondes have more fun"

28. I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'.

29. I am not to hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout 'I... GOT... THE... POWER!'

30. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmede, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout 'To the Batmobile, Robin!'

31. - Or 'Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS, GO!'

32. I am not Voldemort's illegitimate love child.

33. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

34. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus.

35. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

36. Taking red paint and writing creepy messages on the walls is not funny, either.

37. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.

38. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on the school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.

39. It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

40. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.

41. It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a T-shirt that says 'All the good-looking ones die young' with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

43. I will not write forged letters home to the parents of Muggleborn first years detailing the Satanic rituals they are learning.

44. Locking Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter in a broom cupboard together to see if hot gay sex will occur is not appropriate.

45. The four houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters.

46. Teaching first years to chorus in unison 'The amazing bouncing ferret' whenever they hear the name Draco Malfoy is just wrong, funny, but wrong.

47. No matter what I say to the Dark Lord, I will never make him laugh.

48. Murmuring 'I see dead people' every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

49. I will not replace Professor Snape's Pumpkin Juice with Skele-Gro, and it was not an honest mistake.

50. I am not funny. No matter how much I make myself laugh.


When life gives you lemons...

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons use them to squirt in the eyes of your enemys.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the whole world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, forget to add sugar and then offer a glass to a friend.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back in life's face and demand grapefruit.

When life gives you lemons, boil them until they shrivel up and die.

When life gives you lemons, plant them and give other people lemons from our lemon tree.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for chocolate!

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them and add plenty of gin and tonic

Describing cheaters..

'I love you' is eight letters long,

But then again...

So is BULLSHIT!


Dear ‘popular’ kids

Yeah, you can tease me, use me, bully me, make fun of me all you like, because when I’m your boss, I’ll be laughing my ass off.

Sincerely Nerds of the World


- Don't suffer from insanity: enjoy every moment of it!

-Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

-You're obsessed and crazy? We obviously haven't been introduced properly.

-Don't hate people who make mistakes. Hate the people who make them, and never learn.

-When there's a halo, there's a pair of devil horns keeping it straight.

-Remember, there's nothing better than a best friend, unless that best friend has chocolate.

-Please leave your shoes and sanity at the door.

-When it's you and me versus the world, attack at about 4 in the afternoon, not dawn. Who gets up at dawn? No, we need to have a lie-in, a continental breakfast, do some shopping, maybe a stop at -Subway or McDonalds, THEN attack.

-Children, where there is a will, you want to be in it.

-Don't walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into the occasional wall, off the odd cliff and countless times into various patio doors.

-If you're running from zombies, nobody will blame you if you trip up the odd person, whether it's your mum or not.

-Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

-If at first you don't succeed, never try sky- diving.

-If Heaven doesn't want you and Hell is afraid you'll take over, stay on middle ground.

-Nothing is impossible, unless you count slamming a revolving door.

-If it wasn't for physics, law enforcment, my mum and my curfew, I'd be unstoppable.

-When you're going to take over the world, make sure nothing sparkly is in your way. They can distr- ohh, glitter!

-If a computer beats you at chess, remember that they're rubbish kick-boxers.

-If you tickle me, I may laugh but I'm really thinking if you want to live until Christmas.

-Always refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

-An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. -Sure, I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

-Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

-A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.


12 things you shouldn't say to a police officer:

1. "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. "Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3."Aren't you the guy from the Village People?"
4. "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. "Are You Andy or Barney?"
6. "I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. "I pay your salary!
9. "Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. "Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. "I was trying to keep up with traffic." When the cop says that there are no other cars, reply with: "Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are."
12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over

when it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip 'n slide

they say 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' well, I think that the gun helps. you wouldn't kill too many people standing there yelling 'BANG!'

flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss

when someone is getting on your nerves, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but only 4 muscles are needed to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them

life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain

nobody's worth your tears, and the ones that are won't make you cry

everyday is a gift, that's why its called the present

I have the answer in my head, I just haven't found it yet

life is not measured in the breaths we take but in the moments that take our breath away

everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film

the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon

don't talk unless you can improve the silence

I'm a nobody, nobody's perfect, therefore I'm perfect

stupidity killed the cat. curiosity got framed

some of the most wonderful, dazzling successes are going to happen to some of the most awful, undeserving people you know - people who are, in other words, not you


If you're a PJO or HO ultimate fan or demigod, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I don't bother what other people think of my obsession. It is THEIR loss. These are the best books I've ever read. If I am in college by the time the last book of the Heroes of Olympus series is released, I won't care. These books helped shape my life. I get better grades in Greek and Roman mythology now. I can automatically analyze someone for their goddly connection. My dreams tell me my future life. My BFF is weird, but you gotta love him/her. Loyal, and can cover up any mistake of a fight with a monster with the saying that I dropped my pencil. I have ADHD, but my parent(s) don't take me to the doctor because of the worrying fact that I'll be sent to a mental institute since I also have dyslexia, and can read ancient Greek. No example because I'm afraid monsters would come after me for disclosing this matter. But don't call me a liar, I know how to read it! I'm great at using what is considered 'out-of-date' weapons. Swords, javelins, bow and arrows, knives, you name it, I can use it. Gun too if you ask. I've been to Olympus before, the Underworld (*shivers*), the Labyrinth, Long Island Sound, Quebec, the Wolf House (*again shivers*), and San Francisco (Mt. Tamapalis, too, but I didn't want to exaggerate). I've seen the legendary bronze dragon, played capture the flag (although one summer, Hermes and his children stole all the flags and didn't give them back until the last day; we had to use plastic balls), ran around the woods with archery equipment, shot a bulls-eye on a windy bridge, and seen the newly designed Olympus (did I already mention that?).


(\)_(/)
(='.'=) This is Fluffy. Copy Fluffy onto your profile and help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side! --(we have cookies!!)--
(")_(")

Stolen from Animevampfreak10

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Really?!)

On chinese knife packaging:" Doesn't like other foodstuffs" (Awww shucks. Now what are other foodstuffs?)

Check this out... Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile

Randomossity!

20 Percy Jackson Questions

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth

2) Favorite guy character? Nico!

3) Favorite girl character? Thalia

4) Favorite god? Apollo.

5) Favorite goddess? Aphrodite

6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades?Hades

7) Is Luke hot? Meh…

8) Would you join the hunters? Nope!

9) Archery or sword fighting? Both.

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Both.

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hecate.

12) Favorite book? Do I have to choose?

13) Least favorite? Pfft you wish.

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Summer. My friend would kill me if I never showed up again.

15) Favorite couple? Perico

16) Are you a demi-god? Obviously!

17) Who would be your parent? Hecate/Hade (can’t choose between Shadow travel and Magic)

18) Favorite minor character?The Stolls (comic relief).

19) Ethan or Luke? Luke.

20) Favorite monsters? Hellhound.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in CampHalf-Blood, where would it be?

Answer: Pavilion: Dude, endless food source.

2. Which PJO Character Would You Date?

Answer: None, one’s already taken and the others are just brother material (Leo and Nico :3)

3. Which PJO Characters are Your Best Friends?

Answer: Nico, Leo and the Stolls.

4. Which PJO Character Do You Hate?

Answer: Gaia and her children. (World domination…….)

5. Your Favorite PJO book?

Answer: Don’t make me choose.

6. Your Favorite PJO Characters?

Answer: Nico and Leo

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Answer: Persephone, Demeter and Hades.(locked in a room=Eternity of entertainment)

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Answer: Waves really fast and ask to be shown CHB

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Answer: The Stolls.

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Answer: Nico and Percy. Because I would want Percy to show me the underwater life and explore the island. Then when I’m bored Nico can take me home.

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Answer: Say: Mailman freak say WHAT?

12. Favorite PJO Pairing?

Answer: Perico :3 (don’t judge)

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Answer: IT WASN’T ME!!!!!!

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Answer: Saying “FOR NARNIA!!” while playing Capture the flag.

15. Favorite PJO Quote?

Answer: "With great power come great need to take a nap...wake me up later"-Nico di Angelo

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Answer: "I'm not sure where that Latin came from but I think it meant 'Eat my pants'"

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

My Answer: All moments related to Mythomagic.

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Answer:

Persephone: That boy needs to eat more.

Demeter: More Cereal?

Persephone: MOTHER!

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer: Knitting his wedding dress!!

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: Grover running in a wedding dress.

R.I.P.- Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.They will never be forgotten


Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.

· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

· Start adding the words -chan and -kun on the end of your friends names.

· Paste a piece of paper that says icha icha paradise on the front of adult books.

· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. · Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori!" as you pass out.

· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

· Start to call your teachers Sensei.

· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· Can spout out a random character quote on command.

· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!"

· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.

· Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.

· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.

· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.

· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.

· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

You dye your hair red and carry around a gourd of sand.

· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

· You always wear green, skintight clothes.

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.

· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.

· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"

· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.

· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.

· You faint when someone touches your forehead.

· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.

· You try to kill your brother every day.

· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.

· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.

· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.

· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".

· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.

· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

· You always carry a large fan behind you.

· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.

· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.

· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.

· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.

· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.

· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.

· You name your pig Ton-ton.

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.

· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.

· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.

· You have a frog wallet.

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.

· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.

· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

Pick 10 people from books, movies, OCs, etc and answer questions!

1: Jesse Glenn (Bakugan)

2: Britain (Hetalia)

3: Luffy (One Piece)

4: Romano (Hetalia)

5: Zoro (One Piece)

6: Death The Kid (Soul Eater)

7: Italy (Hetalia)

8: Greece (Hetalia)

9: Blackstar (Soul Eater)

10: America (Hetalia)

You can't stop laughing. What will 1 do?

Smile awkwardly and continue reading.

Number 2 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

How could anyone NOT think of his enormous eyebrows?

3 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Don't tell me you've eaten some random food again!

You're dating number 4 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Probably, he's Italian so he makes good food, but the language and him being a tsundere might be a problem...

Number 5 loves number 6 as well. What does that mean?

Zoro, stop eating whatever Luffy gives you!

Will number 7 and 8 ever kiss?

Italy kisses everyone, and Greece won't even realise it until 5 minutes later.

9 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Push him down Shibusen's stairs of course!

You spot 10 kissing 1 How do you react?

Dude, no...

You notice that 2 and 10 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

They're arguing about the Revolutionary war XD

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

One likes to read poetry and speak Shakespearean and the other's OCD, probably not, even if Jesse's symmetrical.

Would 2 trust 5?

He doesn't trust anyone.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Heh, America will whine that he's being mean and Romano will cuss him out XD

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Jesse would choose English, history and something else, Zoro would probably drop out later anyway.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Oh gosh, we'd have to have takeouts because Kid would have a meltdown because Luffy will eat EVERYTHING and create a HUGE mess.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Italy would work in a restaurant, Blackstar would be a policeman.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Greece would be extremely slow and Zoro would loose his patience or fall asleep. So I guess so...

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Kid would freak out that the drawing isn't symmetrical.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

They're simple minded, probably their past mistakes.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

America would whine and Jesse would just walk away while he could.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Luffy's world doesn't have technology like that... And Luffy has a LOVE INTEREST!?

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Kid would be intimidated by Zoro's weights...

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Would say that it was too asymmetrical and make special plans with him for afterwards.

7 won the lottery?

Waste it on pasta and cars.

8 had quite a big secret?

He doesn't hate Turkey?

9 became a singer?

I feel sorry for those who hear him.

10 got a daughter?

He already has 50 children, why not?

What would 1 think of 2?

An interesting dense specimen.

How would 3 greet 4?

Shishishishi! You have curly hair, be my nakama!

What would 4 envy about 5?

He's not afraid of anything and is super strong.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Kid being his nanny or something XD

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Hmmm, they both are really really interesting?

What would make 7 angry at 8?

He get's angry?

Where would 8 meet 9?

At Shibusen.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Blackstar has a word filter?

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Scary movies XD

Is 3 Gay?

No one can tell, he doesn't even understand!

What is 4 and 9 afraid of?

Romano is afraid of enemies and scary things and Blackstar is too stupid to know fear.

What’s 10’s idea of fun?

Watching scary movies and playing videogames.

If the future was a beam of light. What would 1’s light be like?

Multicoloured?

Who’s the worst person to have be angry at you? 9 or 8?

Greece, I've never seen him angry before and am not planning to anytime in the future.

If you had to marry either 4, 1, 10 or 7 to save your life. Who would you pick?

Romano, he's so funny when angry XD


Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Konoha no Tsurugi by Black Overman Xan reviews
Most people don't get a second chance to achieve there dream. But thanks to Bartholomew Kuma gives Zoro a new start. Will Konoha, Land of Fire, or the entire ninja world be the same.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Zoro
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,902 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Oh, Nico by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. CHAPTER 39- SPOILERS FOR HOUSE OF HADES. OC SUBMISSIONS NOW CLOSED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 37,434 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Nico A.
Moments Like This by akurosa reviews
Simple and sweet Zoro&Luffy nakamaship moments. Standard disclaimers apply.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 25,222 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Luffy, Zoro
Trump Card by Hovinarri reviews
A world where a person's fate is written on their skin using the deck of cards. Sasori is an Ace of Clubs; an artistic person bound to succeed in anything he does. However, one day he meets a mysterious blonde who may stray him from all this. SasoDei AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,859 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - [Sasori, Deidara]
Gender Confusion by phoenixyfriend reviews
Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 161,486 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Book by Saga of Eternal Rain reviews
The world is at peace and has been so for a while after the Brotherhood of Evil's defeat. However, Raven starts to have weird dreams that seem to actually be memories of her past. New events bring two unlikely groups together.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,406 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Raven, Kyd Wykkyd
Behind these Scarlet Eyes by PeppyGothChick reviews
Elliot's past was rough and now it has come back to haunt him. plus he accidentally gets Jericho involved in the mess. Will Elliot be able to fight his demons of the past? and will Jericho be just who he needs to help him fight them?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Jericho, Kyd Wykkyd
Forlorn Ocean by Illusionist Owl reviews
AU The last thing Nico di Angelo remembered before blacking out, was lying on the beach barely conscious from a monster attack, the pain and a pair of wide innocent sea-green eyes staring at him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 141,945 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Percy J., Nico A.
Harbor Lights by kokune reviews
"I want to go swimmin'." Nami had choked, Robin faltered, Chopper squeaked, Sanji blinked, and Brooke had slipped from where he had been carrying a tray per the cook's orders. His swordsman, however, simply grunted and hauled himself up, crossing his arms, "Alright." (A series of Zoro- and Luffy-centric two-shot arcs; nakamaship between a captain and his first mate.)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,059 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Luffy, Zoro
Watchful by Faber122 reviews
Sanji, an aspiring chef, starts to volunteer in the Thousand Sunny Hospital for the Disabled. There, he meets a mysterious, traumatised young man with unusual green hair - Zoro, a blind patient. Sanji comes to grow fond of the irritable man, and gradually their feelings develop in to something much deeper. But the past will be back for Zoro, no matter where he goes.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,453 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Sanji, Zoro
Baby Got Back by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
In which Leo sings an awkward song in the shower, and the other six prophecy demigods question many of their life decisions. / Chapter 9: "It's not really 'let's scandalize Hazel' day until we do the wobble!" (Warning: This chapter is T-rated for language!)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,672 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Leo V.
The Eight by To-the-max reviews
When an elite assassin group comes to Jump City the Titans must help protect the targets...even if the targets are enemies. Takes place after season 5. High body count, so look away if not your thing. Chapter 52. The gloves are off.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 80,539 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2005
The Stuff of Legends by Santoryuu3 reviews
Zoro sacrificed himself for Luffy, giving his life for him at Thriller Bark. The distraught Straw Hats struggle to decide what to do next. Robin reveals a Legend of Ressurection on Myth Island, but it calls for the dead man to have been in love. Despite being skeptical that Zoro could love anyone, the Straw Hats set sail. However, under a 48 hour time limit, will it be too late?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,382 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Zoro, Robin, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Clay Penance by 20FacesChizu reviews
As a child, he was foolish. As a man, he was an opportunist. When Deidara saves Team 7 from a losing battle against Kisame, he may get the home he's always wished for. Will the serial murders of the ANBU OPs endanger his chance at a new life? AR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,659 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Some Wykkydness by Grinning Cheshire reviews
The HIVE Five have a problem, they have one member too many. Join Kyd Wykkyd as he thieves, fights, plans, and mimes his way through life. Who knows where he is going to end up? Drabble story, Possible Kyd/Jinx later.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,027 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Jinx, Kyd Wykkyd
Broken and Still Running by Shewhoisawesome reviews
The war is over. Everyone is enjoying themselves. Well, almost everyone. Leo runs again and the two camps are thrown into panic trying to find him. But how do you find someone who doesn't want to be found?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Leo V.
Arachnophobia by Veratican Justice reviews
When Sanji's fear of spiders turns extreme. Oneshot, No pairings. Rated T for Language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
I just woke up Married by withinadream16 reviews
AU: Jexanna Hex just woke up married to Wally West on the day that she was supposed to get married to her fiancé who was set up by her boss who is in charge of the HIVE Gang…this is not good at all. Not good one bit. Rated for Lang.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,579 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Jinx, Kid Flash
Life of a zombie by totallyawesome1398 reviews
a series of oneshots about nico and his life. Special focus on His brother relationship with Percy. (WARNING SPOLIERS FOR MOA)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Nico A., Percy J.
Halfway Out of the Dark by Mission to Marzipan reviews
Being the son of Hades means that people automatically have a lot of preconceptions about you. Demigods are scared of you and it's almost impossible to fit in, no matter how much time goes by. But when Camp's rejection of Nico could put both Nico and the world at large in danger, Rachel decides to change the way that people think for good, no matter what the cost.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,461 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
The Elastic Clause by infinite vertigo reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Hundred Whispers of the Wind by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
A hundred drabbles about pirates, crews, adventures and stories untold. 13: Tashigi had a chance to capture them but she chose not to.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Straw Hats P., Zoro, Luffy
Abiho Family by The Wandering Swordsman reviews
AU. Dedicated to askmihawk and ask-akagami-no-shanks. A new family moves in next door of Shanks. He goes to look and is surprised to see his old friend-and many other surprises. ShanksxMihawk and fluff!ShanksxZoro.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Shanks
Life can be Rewritten by The Wandering Swordsman reviews
AU. Zoro, with a dark past, is taking care of two young children who also have a dark past. Together, they try and help each other overcome their problems. One-shot format. Unrequited Sanji-Zoro. Ace-Luffy brotherly friendship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,416 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Ace, Luffy
Even a Toothbrush by The Wandering Swordsman reviews
Inspired by nire-chan. Zoro is mad because someone used his toothbrush, and he is not going to let it go this time. Slightly gross. Straw-Hat-male-crewxZoro
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Zoro - Complete
Ugh, Why Me by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
It's a normal day. Three girls are walking home from school when a vortex decides to suck them up. Then wake up in the wonderful world of Naruto! Too bad some hidden secrets and bundle of bad guys are there to make things worse...or better? 3 OC's and rated T for swearing and minor sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 119,263 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Cherry Blossoms with a Hint of Revenge and Art by Kagemiyas reviews
What would happen if Deidara didn't blow himself to bits on that faithful day against Sasuke? And if Konoha was able to take advantage of their critical states and capture them? Sakura's got her hands full when both boys are thrown into the same cell as her's. Deisaku, with casual hints of SasuSaku, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,654 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sakura H., Deidara
The Worst Idea Ever by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
"You have to act like Sasuke for three days." No problem right? It is when you get paired with Itachi for your next mission. Standard Deidara torture here. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,804 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Deidara, Itachi U.
First Encounters by Dreamflight4798 reviews
Shun's sister Yumeí continues to trail after him, joining him whenever he goes to the Interspace. She meets her first Gundalian other than Ren face-to-face and battles with him, each wagering some measure of their freedom. (Gundalian Invaders story. Has no chronology with the Yumeí series as of yet)
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Jesse, Ren K. - Complete
Bringing the Family Home for Dinner by carefreewishes reviews
Because looking back, it should've been obvious that Zoro's ability to nap just about anywhere was going to come back and bite him one day. Usopp couldn't help but wonder, just what the hell had he done to end up on a ship full of psychopaths? Two shot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Straw Hats P., Zoro - Complete
The Woes of a Single Father by thesheepishchild reviews
AU. Mihawk is a man feared by many. He is seen as strong to many, ruthless to some. But many don't know Mihawk is a single father with a young daughter and a newborn son. And right now he is losing his mind. drabbles with all three and more OP characters
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,720 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Zoro, Mihawk
Marimo by hhah reviews
Sanji bought a marimo. Zoro becomes obsessed.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Trick and Treat! by Megaphone.Kills.You reviews
AU:Deidara finds himself drugged and tied inside some strange abode filled with a bunch of freaks. In order to stay alive and not to end as today's dinner, Deidara had to fulfil his duty. So let the game begin! T for now :SasoDei:PaiKo:Song-fic:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,099 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
So Much for Shampoo by Wrath76 reviews
People with particularly cool hair will do anything to get their favorite shampoo. Even if it's the last bottle in the vicinity... Even if they make a scene fighting derangedly for it...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Let's Fall In Love by masruiiiik reviews
The player Sasori falls for an innocent blonde. The non-believer Kakuzu finds himself thinking of a foul-mouthed idiot. Saint-like Kisame falls head-over-heels for a stoic Uchiha and Pain's just trying to move on when Konan breaks up with him. Love sucks. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,744 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Solitude by TheDoublemintTwins11 reviews
In a post apocalyptic world, Zoro is more concerned with staying alive than anything else. He’d only just convinced himself that he was better off alone when he met a strange boy with a straw hat. And he thought he was the only survivor :ZoLu: :SaNam: AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Zoro, Luffy
The 3 am Itch by Night-Mare-Chan reviews
What do you do with a sleeping Sanji? Chopper has a theory. Usopp goes to implement it. But when a curious swordsman is dragged into the mix, the results could just be explosive.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Zoro, Sanji
Clay Hearts by anticollision reviews
クレイハーツ …Sakura's life begins to change once her shishou tells her that she needs a break. As soon as her feet step past the gate of her village, a dark cloud begins to form over Konoha. …She soon meets a man who'll change her life for better and worse. -HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,383 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
A demon to most, A father to one by thesheepishchild reviews
Roronoa Zoro is known as a demon but when a three year old falls into the hands of the crew how is it that she bonds with the "demon". Will Zoro accept the little one or will his ego push her aside.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,899 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Zoro
A Matter of Perspective by Xarciel reviews
or 'How Zoro Is Never Really Lost'. In which we learn that Zoro has a sense of direction after all, and the problem is just that nothing is ever where it should be. gen.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Zoro and Sanji Go Drinking by TheSponsor reviews
Just some drunken conversations about Sleeping Beauty and the Seven Dwarves and, of course, who was really behind Humpty Dumpty's death? Are were-wolves real? What's a bunyip?
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Zoro, Sanji
Misconception by misscheekiness reviews
"What kind of a man are you! Your girlfriend here is injured and the only thing you care about is coming on time for wherever it is you have to go!" in which Deidara is mistaken for Sasori's girlfriend. Crackfic. T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
It's not a horse by paper-princess-94 reviews
Luffy finds a new source of adventure and Zoro has to deal with the extreme naivety of his captain.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
He would be Art! by grumpySymphonies reviews
In which Sasori and Deidara are arguing about art, and Deidara makes an interesting point. SasoDei if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Wrath of a Gastropod by sylveisaque reviews
In which Zoro learns the hard way not to piss off a denden mushi. Crackish. And poking fun at Zoro usually being a hit with the wildlife.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Zoro - Complete
Thirty Sword Katas by callosum reviews
30 ficlets featuring our favourite green-haired swordsman Zoro! #28 War: The battle to rescue Zoro from the hands of the Marines begins. Third of a five-parter.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,914 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zoro
Zoro's Logbook by superattackpea reviews
Not everyday is an adventure, but even ordinary days can be interesting, especially if you're Zoro. Follow the santoryu swordsman's life in logbook form as he gets lost, fights with Sanji, trains, fishes Luffy out of the sea, and more!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Zoro
Tales of Chibi by Stephy825 reviews
Discontinued for now.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Spectra P.
Double Trouble by Treskttn reviews
What happens when a local school teacher confronts a failing student's parents, only to meet a blast from her past? Could romance ensue, or just a whole lot of detentions? BBXRAE, AU
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,936 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven
Jinxed For Life by mistressmarionette reviews
Jinx thought the HIVE Five were officially out of her life. Boy, was she wrong. Chapter 46: It Is An Epilogue
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,195 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Directions & Instructions by thesheepishchild reviews
The crew learns that Zoro fails not only in directions, but also with instructions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Zoro, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Greatest Discovery by The Wandering Swordsman reviews
Chopper has discovered something so fascinating that it got everyone curious, but Zoro is the first to hear all about it. If you want to squint and say it's ZoroxChopper/ChopperxZoro, be my guest.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Zoro, Chopper - Complete
From The Inside by IzumiTheMoogle reviews
It was common knowledge that Zoro would do anything to protect his Nakama. Unfortunately, sometimes the smallest of happenings turn out to be the biggest. And the crew takes this for granted. -Zoro/StrawHat Nakamaship- CH. 12 UP! BACK FROM THE DEAD!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,684 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Zoro, Luffy
Surprise by fallen-like-the-sky reviews
The Marimo could only smile as he walked around the ship, with his captain latched on his back like a koala, all day long.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Wolf Pride by CasperNight1525 reviews
What would happen if the Brawlers ment a couple of werwolves? Adel and Devina show up in town, wher they first meet the brawlers, then again at Marucho's place, where they meet Mira, Barron, Ace, Keith, Gus and...Lync and Hydron?
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Shun K., Keith C. - Complete
Convalescence by WindyHaven reviews
Everyone deserved to have a gift when they weren't feeling at their best. Luffy/Zoro Nakama-ship
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
The Ticking Time Bomb by Santoryuu-Zoro reviews
While out at sea, Zoro suddenly falls ill, but no knows why, or with what. Will they be able to figure it out before it's too late, or will the sickness make them watch another loved one die?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,175 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Zoro, Chopper
Firstmate's burden by thesheepishchild reviews
after ch 592 Heading to the crew Zoro's condition worsens and Mihawk takes him to the nearest doctor. Things turn for the worse and the swordsman struggles with his past burden. This is the sequel to Nakama are vital I suggest you read N.A.V first.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,091 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
The Beginning and a Crazy Author! by ManaTheWeirdOne reviews
My 1st creation! Anyway, if anyone has had this idea before me, I apologise, I am not stealing it from you! So basically, this has Shun and a demon, some OCs, very OOC characters and Mary Sues galore - yes, I used the red eyes Sue card. But cut me a break, I was 13 and didn't know better!
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,793 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Shun K. - Complete
Week One by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi used to live a simple life. Until Sasuke was born, Naruto became the devil spawn, and Deidara entered Konohagakure. There were some things in the world Itachi just couldn't put up with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,598 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Fishes of a Scale, School Together by The Wandering Swordsman reviews
AU. Short stories of three friends: a doctor, a chef, and a merman. Friendship LawxZoroxSanji.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - T. Law, Sanji
Get Lost by The Flying Lion reviews
Robin get's an idea on how to fix Zoro's directional skills. However something happens to the Marimo that no one saw coming.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Zoro, Robin, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Run! by Sho-A0YCupid reviews
Luffy loves the sensation of jumping the tallest buildings of Raftel, but when looking for a partner to be by his side, he gets the jackpot! Zoro is an abandoned project who is fortunate enough to be chosen. What could go wrong? ZoLu and possible others.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,167 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Luffy, Zoro
Deidara's Pets by Miyuki-ice-fox reviews
Deidara seemed to always over feed his pets and this always causes trouble for the Akatsuki. Warning: This story contains extremly long pet names, a clueless Deidara, a perverted Hidan, overly large pets, and an alternate timeline!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
The Perils of Hygiene by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
Professor Chambers is eager to instil "civility" into Pedro; namely the concept of that thing called hygiene. Chaos echewes. Note: It's written in a list-like format, so each incident happens at a seperate time, okay?
Power of Five series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Pedro, Professor Joanna Chambers - Complete
Truth Of Time by Shadow.X.Spirit reviews
What happens when Kuma sends Zoro not only to a foreign place, but to a foreign time? Will he ever meet up with his nakama again or will he be killed before that? Here, Zoro will have to learn to trust new people and face the inevitable that is life.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,845 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Zoro, Straw Hats P.
Blurred Regards by onyour-own reviews
Luffy has been poisoned, and now the crew is beginning to fall apart. Will they be able to pull through by themselves? Or will the captain somehow be able to save everyone when he can't even save himself?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,475 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Zoro, Luffy
Scrapbook by AnimeIsMyLife7 reviews
A collection of One Piece one-shots, some ZoLu, some just the Straw Hat crew in all their canon glory. Summary for each story below authors note. Some Yaoi/shounen-ai/slash. Fluffy!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Speech Impediment by mitsukai reviews
Great lengths are taken to uncover the secret behind Deidara's odd speaking habits, leading to some rather embarrassing incidents involving blue paint, sandwiches, and bone saws. Just another day in the Akatsuki. One-shot crackfic, M for Hidan's potty mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Marimo! by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Proof that there is a such thing as too much Zoro.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
Arabian Nights by Linhae reviews
AU When Arabian prince Luffy ran away to escape palace traditions, he had no idea that escaping the country would be such a hassle! A mishap with rebel leader Arlong brings in a homicidal green genie named Zoro... Full sum inside. Language. No pairings.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,943 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Luffy, Zoro
Things Not to Do in the HIVE FIVE by AuthorSquared reviews
Pretty self explainatory. Things not to do. Set after Jinx leaves.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
One Piece: In Hell by laydee-jiraya reviews
What happens when Luffy becomes the cook, Zoro the navigator, and Nami the swordsman? And who is this Allpunk Interpol guy anyway? Is his devil's fruit power behind this chaos? And will the crew ever get back to normal? Read on to find out!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Zoro, Sanji
Last Orders by starshards reviews
An English man and a Prussian man walk into a bar… And in turn, face the consequences the next day. Slight Prussia x England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
A Missed Adventure by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Nami would like to say that no one ever spoke of the incident again. This might be the case, if it wasn't for the part where Zoro's new nickname was 'First Wife.'
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Normal Day by Hmob1994 reviews
Pretty much a normal but rainy day on the Thousand Sunny, until a certain Marimo Swordsman comes down to the kitchen, and stirs up suspicions... No Pairings.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Zoro - Complete
Mother Hen by KadiToka-Chii reviews
Parodical oneshot series centering around Gus and the Vexos. But Gus Said I Can!; She would never look at the angelic faces of young children the same way ever again.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Gus G.
The Quest for the Gomu Gomu no Mi by Clarobell reviews
Revised & rewritten. After being captured by enemy pirates, Luffy wakes up to find his devil fruit powers gone. Can he continue to be a pirate without them? Can he ever get them back? Will he want to? What about his crew? Read to find out! Ch12 up
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,121 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 3/29/2006
Children Of The Swords by Wyvren reviews
After a lighting storm, something odd happens to Zoro's swords... They're now... KIDS! -ZoLu-
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Zoro, Luffy
Akatsuki Unleashed by AMTNaruto reviews
Straight from the mind of Aqua-Lee and myself, respectively, comes a whole new look on the real life of the Akatsuki! You'll be shocked, horrified, and dead from all the laughter! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Vengeance is a Beautiful Thing by Hazel-Beka reviews
Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2009 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Reactions to a Sacrifice by callosum reviews
With 4 people on board who know what happened to Zoro on Thriller Bark, it's not a surprise the whole crew soon finds out. The crew's reactions. Now up: Chapter 5, Nami. Warning: light Zoro/Nami in chapter 5.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,437 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Zoro, Nami
A Slight Miscalculation by borednerdsunited reviews
A one-shot musing of mine. Quite random, but interesting. Starring Zoro, Sanji and a lawnmower. Minor spoilers for those who have not yet come across the Sunny. NOT slash.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Goodluck, Sanjikun! by ArcielFreeder reviews
When you hug Zoro, your immediate wish will come true. But, will Sanji give his pride up for his desire? Let's just wish Sanji-kun a goodluck! XD
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sanji, Zoro
Supervision by Netbug-Archive reviews
Zoro hadn't gotten a moment alone in days. One shot.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Chopper, Zoro - Complete
A Memory Forgotten by SebDaryus reviews
If one person suddenly disappeared from the world, would it make much difference? [LuZo]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,390 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Luffy, Zoro
Rorona Zoro: An Owner's Guide by icebluehost reviews
Longer title: RORONOA ZORO: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual. For the contest in the Muse Bunny
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Zoro - Complete
Jacob & the Frisbee by Sunshine4Life2012 reviews
Emmett and Jacob Play Frisbee!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Jacob, Emmett - Complete
Goings On by Clara reviews
Zoro and Sanji understand each other, and sometimes have a very similar sense of humor. Even though they're worlds ahead of most, sometimes they can't help but to act their age. Slight zosan.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Family Spat by Jason Strong reviews
In the Demigod Files, Nico tells Percy and Thalia that Persephone turned him into a dandelion. But, why would she do that? What could he have said to make her want to? Read to find out. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
A Real Man by HillBot reviews
Zoro is informed on what it takes to be a real man.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Not What It Looks Like by HillBot reviews
Zoro gets caught sniffing Sanji's man-panties.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Z as in Zoro by Kaori-chan2 reviews
Zoro tries out carving an interesting logo into his enemy's chest...
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Zoro - Complete
Time and Time again by Inumaru12 reviews
There was always something everyone wanted to go back and redo. What would Zoro do? Absolutely nothing. “I will never regret following you my Captain…I’d do it all over again, just for you.” ZoLu One-shot Angsty a little.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Tonsils by Megaloo reviews
Zoro's a pretty terrible patient if he isn't bleeding. Apparently people love this. I promise it's just REALLY SILLY and Zoro being Zoro with Chopper being Chopper.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Zoro, Chopper - Complete
Boundless Waves by Leiyoi reviews
[AU] Zoro, an ordinary fisherman, finds a large whale and a mysterious black haired boy on the shore. A Zoro Luffy friendship story.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Zoro, Luffy
Marimo Fruit by Lieju reviews
Zoro accidentally eats a Devil's Fruit. But what powers did this particular fruit give to it's eater?
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Switch Switch by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zoro ingests a Devil's Fruit. Hilarity ensues.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006
The Godcaptain by ocean-view-luffy reviews
You voted on it. It's not as funny as I hoped. Ok, Zoro convinces Luffy to watch the Godfather with him. After consideration Luffy starts to rule the ship like an Italian mafia leader. And he's about to make someone An offer he can't refuse. Oneshot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Animal Instinct by Leiyoi reviews
Nami notices that the males on board the Going Merry are hanging around Zoro more than usual. Robin notices the same thing and the two women start to draw conclusions about the swordsman. Rated just in case. No pairings, I think.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Zoro - Complete
Iron Will by AstroKender reviews
The Straw Hat Pirates find themselves divided on an island of rock and oil. They soon have to fight for their own survival. For some of the crew this adventure could bring them closer than ever. But for others, it could tear them completely apart.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,775 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Zoro, Luffy
In a Hard Place by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sanji and Zoro are trapped. Zoro is unhelpful.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Charcoal Unicorn by Ari and Mo reviews
After Jinx leaves, the HIVE Five struggle to pick up the pieces while Jinx begins her new life in an akward situation.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2006
Captured by Cairnsy reviews
Zoro and Sanji get captured. A lot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
No Rhyme, No Rhythm by Alba Aulbath reviews
After the Brotherhood of Evil are defeated, the H.I.V.E. F.I.V.E. don't know what to do with themselves. Five out of six isn't good enough, but they must learn to make do.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,537 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006
Earrings by Solo Loco Ellingson-Rose reviews
Luffy wants to look cool, and he thinks that Zoro looks cool, so he decides to try and look like his first mate.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Of Nakama and Chocolate Chip Cookies by Digitaldreamer reviews
The Straw Hats have faced many perils, but can they face the challenge of baking a simple batch of chocolate chip cookies? Or will these delicious chocolatey goods be their undoing? [No pairings, just nakamaship]
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
Stealth: Or Lack Thereof by AlibisDragon reviews
Luffy thinks he's sooo sneaky. Zoro... disagrees. So they decide to make a wager. Will Luffy forfeit his meals for the day? Or will Zoro wind up as the captain's slave? ZoLu. Chapter 5 up.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,370 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Luffy, Zoro
Loyalties by AstroKender reviews
Loyalty is important when facing the dangers of the Grand Line. The difference between life and death loyalty is the last thing you want to fail. Zoro's actions lead the others to question his intentions, especially when he comes after their lives!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,564 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Hide and Seek by Quatrina Raberba reviews
Luffy and his crew are put to the test when he and Zoro are stranded on an island that's far more than it seems to be. With little provisions, will captain and first mate hunt?...Or be hunted?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,773 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 12/5/2003
Fever Sleep by Sherridan reviews
Chopper tends to Zoro, who is ill.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
Pre Teen Titans Theme Song by Raidersrule76 reviews
The Theme song for my fic, Pre-Teen Titans. A parody of the Teen Titans theme. Do not read if you haven't read Pre Teen Titans
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2004
He Comes for Us All by X-parrot reviews
But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Baku Bloopers: NV reviews
The second installment of bloopers! Taking a step back to good old New Vestroia! Enjoy! Same idiotness, different people (except of the Brawlers since they're the mains. Kill them and the series is screwed XD Enjoy!
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013
Casting Madness reviews
In a city where black magic thrives, a group of kids wish to take back the streets and expel as much evil as they can. Join them in their trials and tribulations, learn of their past and discover new adventures with them. Although, living together and going to the same school from day one might be a problem if they get sick of each other before actually making a difference...
Crossover - One Piece & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013
Pokerface reviews
What does the Hive Five do when they have free time on their hands? Are they just a team planning stealing strategies, or a family fighting over which movie to watch and who would do the laundry next? A series of Wykkyd one-shots.T for lang and violence.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kyd Wykkyd
Aftershock reviews
Shun,Gus,Lync,Hydron and Shadow are all foster brothers with a secret. They are an intelligent most of the time group, skilled in tracking, computer hacking,killing and know how to use every weapon in creation.10 targets. Too little time.OCs.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,151 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Shun K., Shadow P.
Fun an Games reviews
Zenoheld is sick of the Vexos losing to the Brawlers, so he wants a new leader. The catch? The one who gets to be leader has to win the majority out of 13 rounds of...games?
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Gus G., Shadow P.
Misplaced reviews
Collab with Arashi Kanashimi. What happens when the Akatsuki find themselves stuck in a strange world, where they're just fictional characters and have no idea how to get back? What's worse, Naruto and co get sucked in as well! Did I mention that they end up getting bossed around by a manga artist, laundromat assistant, and a chick that works in a comic store? T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Akatsuki
Welcome to my world reviews
Insight to Jesse's life before and during the Twelve Orders. When a sibling decides to say hi, things get complicated. What's worse? She's fallen in love with a Brawler, and his life turns to heck once more. XD Rating may change. OC's all Mine!
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,261 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Jesse, Shun K.
Planet Hive reviews
The Hive Five's a complicated matter, they're crazier than you thought. Jinx has too keep her sanity with some help from her trusted "sidekick" and her diary. Little language. Trying to go kid friendly.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Jinx, Kyd Wykkyd
Roadtrips suck reviews
A lonely girl ends up in Hidden Sand with a secret past. She's looking for the Akatsuki, but not for a good reason. She also needs the help of her cousin. Heading for Leaf, she's got strange company. And what's her secret that she's hiding? OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Itachi U.
Baku Bloopers GI reviews
All the mistakes and events that happened during the making of the Gundalian Invaders series. All of your favourite characters goofing off and acting like teens on crack! XD T for lang and possibly violence. Not sure yet.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,627 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Happy Holidays reviews
Wondered if the Vexos ever celebrated anything? Well this is an insight to what and how everything works on each of those holidays. Oneshot
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete