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Joined 04-08-11, id: 2831886, Profile Updated: 01-22-14
Author has written 8 stories for Kane Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, Doctor Who, and Leviathan series.

Hello to people who are theoretically alive!

Call me Sam.

I am now a Beta!

I like reading. And art. And people. And beautiful things.

I don't like brussels sprouts, tests, or pressure.

Chances are I'm never going to update any of these stories ever again, and if I do, it will be to rewrite them into something that doesn't make me want to cower in the corner out of humiliation for past-me. Do not judge me on the things I have done, I am not proud of them.


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Little While Lies by Reigen Doki reviews
Or 'The Benefits of a Vulcan Lover'. When Jim gets himself in trouble, Spock lies to protect him. Now they both have to deal with the consequences and figure out how to fix it. A fair amount of cursing goes on in this, sorry.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 113,393 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Obscuro by PandaRaver reviews
In which Sherlock Holmes is rumored to be the next Harry Potter (or Voldemort) and where John Watson, a normal Hogwarts student, might not seem so normal in the presence of a certain boy genius. Split in two parts. Eventual Johnlock. Rated M for non-graphic mentions of mature themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,333 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012
What Part of 'No' Did You Not Understand? by LibraMoon reviews
Extreme AU: Fem/Kirk. James always had a talent for finding love in the strangest Places. However, even she was unaware that Romulans don't take no for an answer and Vulcans are territorial. Who knew? *NEW ENDING UP*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,425 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Redemption by I Am Atrocity reviews
During the battle against the Chitauri, Loki has a change of heart. Can the Lord of Lies and Mischief become something more than a man, broken by his own misdeeds, seeking the acceptance he was never given? Loki/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,168 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki] Thor, Thanos - Complete
West of the Moon by Angel Baby1 reviews
They meet Jim in phases, and through him find each other. But as the layers peal back, the future Enterprise bridge crew finds more than they can handle. Because long before he had friends, Jim had Family, and the Scaretta crime syndicate didn't survive to the 23rd century by letting go of its own. Jim Kirk will always be a frustration to Spock-even when that's not his name.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,619 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Strays by not-that-clever reviews
the five times Clint brings home a stray and the one time he dosn't
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Fate Hates Me by hedgehog117 reviews
High school AU. Light Destiel and Johnlock. Not dark in the slightest. Shenanigans. If it gets any darker or more shippy I'll alert you
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,712 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Dean W., Sherlock H.
With Love, Steve by captainsassmerica reviews
One-Shot: (Stony) Steve writes a series of notes to Tony, reflecting on their relationship.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Persistent Lover by misselizathornton reviews
Post 3x15. The gang has failed to kill Klaus and Caroline decides she needs to get out of Mystic Falls. She hardly suspects him to go after her.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Sherlock Holmes's Adventures at Hogwarts by AnnaKilljoy reviews
When John returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year, he meets the mysterious Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock/John slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,716 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Sherlock H.
He Balanced On the Knife's Edge by GenuinelyEnigmatic reviews
Harry Potter meets Sherlock Holmes three times in his life. The first time he met him, he forgot. The second time he met him, he didn't. The third time he met him, he wished he could.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Scandal and Seduction by LizzyCarlton reviews
Sherlock/John teen fic with dashes of Jimlock and Mystrade. Their lives at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There may be smut later and rating may change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,552 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sherlock H.
Kick It In The Sticks by SoonerMagic reviews
Max Ride is a young city girl who's never spent a full day in the country, and she would like to keep it that way. But her boyfriend, Dylan, has a cousin down south and the guy's having a full-blown party out in the sticks. And he can't wait to show Max that country boys do it better.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,142 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The science behind Lycanthropy, other carnal urges by Pursnikitie reviews
After his first day back to Hogwarts for his sixth year Sherlock finds that maybe it won't be as boring as he initially thought. Enter John Watson, Gryffindor, Quidditch player, recently turned werewolf. Interesting. Eventual Johnlock. M for later chaps
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H.
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2971 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
My Name is Jim Kirk by mattmetzger reviews
If Jim can't quit drinking, then he's never going to be able to fix his life and apologise for what he's done - to his boss, his colleagues, his friends, and most importantly, his ex-boyfriend. His name is Jim Kirk - and he's an alcoholic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,679 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
More than an Arrangement by SHolmes4 reviews
High School Destiel AU: It's the last year of high school and Dean is the star base ball player who is dating a cheerleader, when he's given the task to procure some things for Lisa's party he comes face to face with Cas the school dealer/stoner.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,198 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5086 - Favs: 11,675 - Follows: 1,359 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Death God Alliance by Asilda reviews
"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,032 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
For you I will wake by TheProblematique reviews
Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Please Take Back This Disease by Scarecrowqueen reviews
James T. Kirk is not in love with his First Officer. Really. First in the "Beautiful Insanity" series. Angst, onesided Kirk/Spock, implied Spock/Uhura and Spock Prime/Kirk Prime.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Brain Matter by Lanaea reviews
General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,023 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
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Drabbles of a Newkirk reviews
drabbles Newkirk eavesdropping missunderstanding Dalek oneshots of hilarity!
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Newkirk
Bella Gerant Alii reviews
Deryn V. Sharp survived an accident that killed her father and crippled her twin. when she gets the option to join the US Airforce as her brother, she takes it. But Deryn never expected to fall in love...
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Deryn S., Alek F.
Still Alive reviews
Nico was having a very bad day, until a winged emo dude crashed into him. Then, he was having a very VERY bad day. At least he was still alive. sort of prequel to Midnight in Manhattan. Post TLO and MAX. Co-write with ChickWithThePurpleGuitar. R&R!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Fang, Nico A.
Life as They Knew It reviews
Liz and Emma love Doctor Who. Sadie ends up finding out it's real. Add in a dash of timelord wisdom and a pinch of egyptian magic, and there goes life as they knew it. Co-write with ChickWithThePurpleGuitar.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sadie K.
Midnight in Manhattan reviews
Sadie has never been one to follow orders. Not even this one. But, meeting a strange boy and ruining two perfect almost-relationships, kinda questions the purpose of any adventure. Some Percabeth and Sanubis later on. all characters are a little bit OOC.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Percy J., Sadie K.
The Thorn in the Current reviews
What happens when a very disoriented Rose Tyler materializes into the TARDIS to find an unconscious Doctor with who she assumes is his latest companion leaning over him? River/Doctor one-sided Rose/Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T.
Secret Time Agents and a Missing Sonic reviews
They were two normal fangirls, watching Doctor Who and playing with their Sonic Screwdriver. Until he came. Him and his blue box. And they followed him, followed him all across the universe. Just to find one. Missing. Screwdriver. Or was it two?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
A Letter For Help reviews
Sadie's in trouble and Bast needs YOUR help to save her. one shot
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sadie K., Bast - Complete