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Joined 04-08-11, id: 2832418, Profile Updated: 06-02-12
Author has written 2 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Hi! Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, How I Met Your Mother, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, and Angel.

Name: LOLNO

Age: I'm not 10. Or 46. So that should narrow it down.

Gender: Female!

Anything else I should put down? Nope? Okay, well here I go with the... this stuff. *Points at the rest of my profile*

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have one on my hand from when I burned myself with a hair straightener... I AM THE BRIGHTEST OF THEM ALL!

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? shelfs... and a poster

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? It's possible I snore... but I've never been awake to hear it.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? alternative, rock, and punk. right now like all I listen to is Marianas Trench and Matt Toka

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 1:00 in the morning?

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? NOTHING. EXCEPT HUGS. I'M ALWAYS UP FOR HUGS.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? school. kinda. it was a routine. an annoying one, but still. I'm not used to so much time to do whatever.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? my phone!

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? I'm 5'3". Pretty short. I'm not a midget or anything but still

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? not really

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? sometimes...

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? my father

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I hate perfume. I'm a girl. BLECH perfume makes me sneeze. Cologne, on the other hand... works well! :) on a guy, of course.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Well, I know that James Marsters is a little old for my taste but HOLY GOOD GOD SPIKE I LOVE YOU. So blond. Or brown. or black. IDK. and as for eyes... I like pretty eyes. Brown eyes can be pretty and so can blue and so can hazel. it depends.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? haha beach *cliche*

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? COFFEE OM NOM NOM

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? cheese and pineapple

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? i just ate dinner dude. i do not want more food.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? IDEK!

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes -_-

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? NOPE

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? ... I have no desire to care.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? no! but I want one sooo much!

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? ... are you stupid?

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING Probably. I'm weird like that.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU. My advice would be to just tell them, but I'm super retarded and I would never do that. Just show them you care? Hug them? Tell them they mean (fill in the blank) to you? Idek bro.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 17!

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? BRUNETTES!!!!!

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I don't call anyone really. I text a lot though.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? UGH. LIKE EVERYTHING. STUPID PEOPLE.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? NOPE BUT I PLAN ON IT!

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? LOL. Like everything. I'm emotional, people can control me too easily.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? NEIL YOUNG BUT NO ONE KNOWS HIM. BUT I PLAN ON GOING TO LA AND STALKING JAMES MARSTERS. OR SMG. OR NPH. OR... YEAH.

... what is wrong with me

37. FIRST JOB? none as of yet

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? yes... :)

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? trying to find a beta

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? i had my tonsils removed!

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? people seem to like my hair color... but it's not natural so FAIL

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? nope, and I never will! even though I need them...

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? ugh it's so far away idk yet

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? ... I'm so young still!!

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? my middle name comes from my grandma?

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? sometimes but i don't believe in the wishes coming true... maybe that's why they don't! brb gotta go wish on a star :)

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? no idea

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not really, i mean you can read it but It's not very pretty

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I don't particularly like lunch meat...

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Insanity is one, daydreaming, moodiness, I tend to speak my mind before I think about what I'm even saying, I sometimes talk too much... I could go on for a while. :)

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? That's what I have a phone for.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? TOTALLY!!! I love myself!! Wow that sounded awkward... O.o

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Sometimes... but personality matters most.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Listen to music, rant, write, draw, zone out

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? MY COUCH.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? don't remember

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? i'm too lazy to count.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I don't remember... but now I think he's SCARY

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Oh no, I NEVER use sarcasm. EVER. lol jk yeah i do :)

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? don't make me pick! agh so many yummy things

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Funny, patient, sweet, romantic sometimes, fun, adventurous, understanding about my obsession with buffy amongst other things. I don't really care what you look like, I mean, hotness is a bonus but personality is what really matters.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? I have a friend that calls me bettie, it's anoying but I'm used to it. and my family calls me beth and I hate it sooo much. i have a friend who calls me: bethanieboo, thatplanthamster, and dadmother.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? OMFG. MARIANAS TRENCH. MATT TOKA. ALL TIME LOW. THEY ARE MY FREAKIN LIFE. wow thats pathetic

I LOVE MARIANAS TRENCH SOOO MUCH OMFG JOSH RAMSAY I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO MEET YOU AND MATT TOKA I WILL MEET YOU AT WARPED TOUR AND HOPEFULLY I'LL MEET ALEX GASKARTH AND ZACK MERRICK AND RIAN DAWSON AND JACK BARAKAT FROM ALL TIME LOW TOO!!! OAKBDHAKNDHKCDHD THESE WANTS I HAVE I WANT THEM BECAUSE OF REASONS

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? BUFFY THE FUCKING VAMPIRE SLAYER. AND IMPRACTICAL JOKERS. AND ATS. AND HIMYM.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? ... I don't know, since I HAVEN'T TAKEN IT YET.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Probably Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. Or vanilla. nommy nom nom

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? yes, yes I do.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? yesterday...?

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO BE THIS LEVEL OF STUPID?

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Hmmmm, I don't know, I don't pay that much attention to how fast my dad drives.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? YESSS IT'S SO MUCH FUN :D

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? toy soldiers by marianas trench. go check them out

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? water? idek.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my dad

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? what their reaction is to my overall retardedness... except i'm only retarded around you if we're really good friends... so nvm. i guess i notice what they're like. doesn't everybody? like i notice how nice they are, how funny they are, how they act towards me, what they look like, how tall they are, their voice, if we have the same interests... i'll shut up now.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? the music i listen to isn't thought provoking... i think? am i listening to it wrong? wtf?

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? EITHER TWILIGHT OR JUST STUPID PEOPLE IN GENERAL. Oh, and Angel from BTVS. Well I don't hate Angel, but I love making fun of his broody-ness and his hair.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? April

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? ... Libra. cuz that's the only one I can remember atm

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? brown/red. or it used to be. i should dye it again.

86. EYE COLOR? hazel but sometimes it looks really green and i'm just like FUCK YES

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? IDEC

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? *mouth watering* mmmmmmmmmm... sushiii...

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Mean Girls. Because it was on and it's really good and shut up.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? EVERYDAY! JK

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? LOLNO

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I GIVE NO FUCKAGE

95. KISSES OR HUGS? HUGS ARE AMAZING! I HUG ALL MY FRIENDS LIKE SOO MUCH. BUT KISSES ARE PRETTY COOL TOO... IDK

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? PANTS?

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? ... I don't even DRIVE!

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? whatever book we're reading in english

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I like one of my friends but I understand that it will never happen but I like her anyway. But sometimes she'll flirt with me or say something and I think I have a chance and UGH. I liked this one guy for three years and finally got over him... wow that's pathetic. But he really hurt me and even if this other girl did like me, I still have trust issues and shit from the last person I liked. But I still like her. Ugh why would you even ask this question now I'm all dfhuiosklndbvhufkid.

You people probably didn't want to hear all of that... oh well... read on!

1. Giles

2. buffy

3. spike

4. willow

5. xander

6. anya

7. tara

8. angel

9. dawn

10. drusilla

What would happen if number 1(Giles) woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD GILES WAIT. TF? WHY ARE YOU HERE? BUT OH MY GOD YOU'RE HERE AND YOU'RE GILES!

Number 3(Spike) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Oh hey Spike. Wait HKASMNCHJSKJCHHAKJASNBCHJSJABDJK SPIKE DUDE I'M IN THE SHOWER COME BACK IN FIVE MINUTES! OR JUST COME IN AND JOIN ME ;) HAHAHAHAHA NO

Number 4(Willow) announced he/she's going to marry 9(Dawn) tomorrow?

... but Dawn is her best friend's little sister, and the key... and WILLOW YOU FREAKING LOVE TARA I REFUSE TO LET THIS MARRIAGE HAPPEN.

Number 5(Xander) cooked you dinner?

I can't see him being a good cook. But as long as he is funny and makes me laugh, I'll pretend it tasted good.

Number 6 (Anya) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Uhm. Anya. You're amazing but at the moment really creepy. Oh well.

Number 7(Tara) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

YAY! wait but that means I'm related to her dad and brother and cousin. Dafuq. NOOO. Tara you're awesome but I can't deal with them.

Number 8(Angel) got into the hospital somehow?

Well I might visit... but only to laugh. Like the image of him brooding in a hospital bed has me laughing right now. But doesn't he have the ring thingy? How'd he get put into the hospital? Maybe it was to try and get Buffy back... umm no SPUFFY FOREVER.

Number 9(Dawn) made fun of your friends?

NOO my friends are awesome shut up.

Number 10(Drusilla) ignored you all the time?

I give no fucks. She's kinda crazy and I don't need her rubbing off on me.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1(Giles) do?

Me: GILES HELP ME SERIAL KILLERS HAVE COME TO KILL ME

Giles: ... I must consult my books.

Me: WHAT NO I'M GONNA DIE GO GRAB SOME WEAPONS AND BE RIPPER! DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT ME AT ALL?

Giles: Well you are just an obsessed fangirl... so no.

Me: CREYS

You're on a vacation with 2 (Buffy) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Uhm. She'd probably drive me to a hospitaly place and then I'd be fine. OOOOOOHHH MAYBE I BROKE IT WHEN SHE TOOK ME PATROLLING! FUQYES.

It's your birthday. What does 3(Spike) get you?

HIS ETERNAL LOVE. YESSSSS. EXCEPT HE'S BUFFY'S. DAMN IT.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4(Willow) do?

Well she is a witch, so probably do a spell to either get us out or to make it go away. Whoo go witches!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5(Xander) do?

Hug and comfort me? YAY Xander I'm ready for the hugging and comforting!

You're about to marry number 10(Drusilla). What's 1 (Giles)'s reaction:

Uhm. OH I KNOW THIS ONE. He'd think it was Willow causing people to spontaneously want to get married when in reality they hate each other, so he'd go find her and tell her to undo it and then everything would be better again. eww. BUT NOW I WANNA WATCH SOMETHING BLUE SJCKNSHFKSMNJV.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7(Tara) cheer you up?

Well she is really nice that way, so she'd just like throw some niceness my way and I'd just be like TARA I LOVE YOU and I'd forget all about whoever dumped me.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9(Dawn) support you?

She would be the key to an alternate Buffy-filled universe where there is no tournament and I'm not in it.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10(Drusilla) do?

Probably eat me.

Number 1(Giles) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Okay, no. I mean I do fangirl and stuff, but I fangirl in a not 'all I've ever dreamed of' kinda way.

Number 2(Buffy) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9(Dawn)

Uhm. If it's sisterly love, then okay fine. Anything else just nononono please nonono.

You're dating 3(Spike) and he/she introduces you to their family. Would you get along?

OMGYESSPIKE I'M DATING SPIKE. FUCK YES. AND IDEK HIS FAMILY I'M PRETTY SURE THEY ARE DEAD. SO WE'LL JUST MAKE OUT INSTEAD.

UGH I WATCHED THE EPISODE WITH SPIKE'S MOM TONIGHT AND BLECH. I WOULD NOT GET ALONG WITH THE EVIL VAMP MOM. OR THE NICE SINGY MOM.

Will number 5(Xander) and 6(Anya) ever kiss?

WELL THEY ARE IN RELATIONSHIP... SO YES! ARE YOU STUPID? SHUT UP RHETORICAL QUESTION.

OH GOD I HADN'T WATCHED HELL'S BELLS YET WHEN I WROTE THAT ALL OF MY XANYA FEELS IM CRYING OH GOD WHYYYY

Number 6(Anya) appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Uhm. She's an ex-vengeance demon. Idek how to answer this. She doesn't break hearts, she kills them. But not anymore. so...?

Could 1(Giles) and 6(Anya) be soul mates?

No, because Anya loves Xander! LOLOL uhm I'm pretty sure this happens in one of the episodes I haven't watched yet. HAHAHA I CAN'T WAIT!

FUCK YES IT DOES HAPPEN AND THAT FREAKING EPISODE TABULA RASA SHUT UP I CAN'T SPELL SDUJBVODJBFDVIGKIFND

You had a haircut and 7(Tara) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

SHIT SHIT SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY HAIR OH NO I BET IT'S UGLY wait why do I care

Number 8(Angel) thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Probably not, you brood too much. Actually no, you could get Edward Cullen in a second. *Hands him Edward and a map to the Corner of Brood*

Number 9(Dawn) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Well you are my age. But you're Buffy's little sister and that's wierd. So sorry!

You spot 10(Drusilla) kissing 1(Giles). How do you react?

OH GOD OH GOD NO NO OH GOD NOOO OH GOD WHAT IS OH GOD I CAN'T EVEN OMIGOD OMIGOD WHAT IS THIS OH GOD I CAN'T OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE NO NO YOU GUYS DON'T DO THAT. Except I was just reminded by my amazing friend that this already happened. So maybe it is justified by the fact that he might think that it's Jenny (EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY FOR JENNY CUZ THAT WAS JUST SO SAD) BUT YEAH. giles get your head out of your ass. that's drusilla.

1(Giles) accidentally kicked 10 (Drusilla)

Well considering the previous question, it wasn't an accident.

You notice that 3(Spike) and 4(Willow) have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

He's (hopefully) just trying to figure out how to get Buffy to love him and who better to get that info from than Willow?

Number 4(Willow) is bored and pokes 10(Drusilla). What happens after that?

No fucks are given. Actually Drusilla might give a fuck. Willow might get eaten. I will intervene and stop the poking so Willow doesn't get eaten.

2(Buffy) sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9(Dawn) got it. What would happen?

LOL THAT WOULD BE REALLY AWKWARD. BUT THEN BUFFY WOULD BE LIKE SORRY, SIS. THAT WAS FOR SPIKE. AND THEN LIFE WOULD GO ON.

6(Anya) noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

ANYA I'M SORRY DON'T DESTROY ME! EXCEPT YOU'RE ALL NICE NOW. KINDA. YOU'D PROBABLY GO BITCH TO XANDER ABOUT IT. DAMN IT. OH WELL.

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on.
TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are/were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
Total: 7

When life hands you lemons, throw 'em back and demand Spike

1. Lily Aldrin

2. Robin Scherbatsky

3. Ted Mosby

4. Victoria

5. Marshall Eriksen

6. Scooter

7. James Stinson

8. Carl the Bartender

9. Sandy Rivers

10. Barney Stinson

What would happen if number 1(Lily) woke you up in the middle of the night?

Not really sure. I'd be like oh hey Lily what's up. End of story.

Number 3(Ted) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Oh hey Ted. Gtfo dude I'm showering! But don't leave because I need to fangirl still!

Number 4(Victoria) announced he/she's going to marry 9(Sandy) tomorrow?

NO. Why? Sandy's retarded and you like Ted... well kinda. Depends what point of the series you are at.

Number 5(Marshall) cooked you dinner?

Lol but he's a terrible cook, I think. As long as he's not making pancakes I will eat. If it is pancakes I'll just fangirl.

Number 6 (Scooter) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: Oh hey Scooter! *Pushes away*

Him: Wtf bro

Me: *leaves*

Number 7(James) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

OHMYFUCKINGGODFUCKYESDIDIJUSTTEARUPYESIDIDOHDIDIJUSTADMITTHATTOTHEINTERNETOHCRAPI'LLSHUTUPNOW but dude. that's fucking awesome. I am related to Barney and I just cannot. Wait no fuck this means it's wrong that I'm attracted to him. Well that fact that he's so much older than me makes it bad in the first place and I'm talking too much *sits on my hands so i'll stop tying*

Number 8(Carl) got into the hospital somehow?

Well I might visit... but I don't care that much.

Number 9(Sandy) made fun of your friends?

NOO my friends are awesome shut up. I'd get Marshall to stick random objects in his hair and we'd make fun of him as per usual.

Number 10(Barney) ignored you all the time?

NOOO BARNEY WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME. except i watched the episode where he seduces Ted and so ignoring a chick (or Ted) is like step two of his seduction plan. oh barney sweetie you don't need to do that I already love youIDIDNOTSAYANYTHING.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1(Lily) do?

Unfortunately for me, probably nothing. Well no she'd probably call the police.

You're on a vacation with 2 (Robin) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Uhm. She'd probably drive me to a hospital and then I'd be fine.

It's your birthday. What does 3 (Ted) get you?

lol he's not the kind of guy who's good at getting gifts for people. but just meeting him (or josh radnor idgaf) would be amazing!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4(Victoria) do?

She gives no fucks about me. And she's in Germany. So...

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5(Marshall) do?

Watch and laugh. And probably record it to show everyone else later. And then hug me. Worth. The. Embarrassment.

You're about to marry number 10(Barney). What's 1 (Lily)'s reaction:

Lily: Aww you're marrying Barney?

Me: *sobbing with happiness* YES!

Lily: Oh jesus are you okay?

Me: It's just that *sob* I love *sob* Barney so much!

Barney: Holy shit, I'm getting married? To a fangirl? Fuck. Lily, save me!

Lily: No, you're gonna marry the nice fangirl and live happily ever after!

Me: *sob* I love you so much Lily!

(lol that was too much fun to write)

You got dumped by someone. How will 7(James) cheer you up?

Umm well he is very similar to Barney except he can do the committed relationship thing. Take me to a strip club? Hug me? OOHHHHHHHHHH WAIT NO he would take me out to find someone better. Lol he'd probably make me go to a gay bar though.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9(Sandy) support you?

Announce it on the news and end up making me more nervous then i was before so i'd slap him.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10(Barney) do?

Laugh with me. Then get bored. Then leave.

Number 1(Lily) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Nope. I mean, she's really attractive and funny and (noidonthaveacrushonalysonhannigan) sweet but she isn't all I've ever dreamed of. I think we all know who that is. *coughcouchneilpatrickharriscoughcough*

Number 2(Robin) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9(Sandy)

Okay, No. Robin, you can't love Sandy. He's such a retarded asshole. We already did this and now you've moved on. Go kiss Barney or something.

You're dating 3(Ted) and he/she introduces you to their family. Would you get along?

Probably? I'm not sure if you ever get to meet Ted's family besides his kids and if you do I don't remember. Oh wait no you meet his mom sorta I think. Well If I meet his kids then I'm his wife and yeah hopefully I get along with his family. Or maybe I met his mom. Whatever.

Will number 5(Marshall) and 6(Scooter) ever kiss?

OH MY JESUS. PERFECTION. WELL NO NOT REALLY. I COULD NEVER SHIP THEM TOGETHER. BUT SCOOTER IS LILY'S EX FROM HIGH SCHOOL AND MARSHALL HATES HIM AND NO. PLUS NEIL PATRICK HARRIS WOULD SLAP MARSHALL BECAUSE DAVID BURTKA PLAYS SCOOTER SO YEAH.

Number 6(Scooter) appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

I GIVE NO FUCKS LA LA LA LA LAAAA.

Could 1(Lily) and 6(Scooter) be soul mates?

NO DAMMIT. WE JUST WENT OVER THIS. THEY WERE TOGETHER IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT THEN LILY DUMPED HIM AT PROM AND THAT WAS THE END. BUT IT WASN'T THE END BECAUSE SCOOTER'S A STALKER BUT THEY CAN'T BE SOUL MATES.

You had a haircut and 7(James) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

he's gay so it's not like he thinks i'm attractive. but i'd ask what's wrong with my hair.

Number 8(Carl) thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

You are a bartender. Go grab some drunk girl. Wait no that's called a one night stand not a relationship. Sorry bro idk.

Number 9(Sandy) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

oh eww sandy no one likes you except robin kind of and idk bro you're atrractive but you're such an asshole so sorry bye

You spot 10(Barney) kissing 1(Lily). How do you react?

OH GOD OH GOD NO NO OH GOD LILY YOU ARE FREAKING MARRIED AND BARNEY PAWS OFF SHE'S MARRIED PLUS YOU'RE MINE.

1(Lily) accidentally kicked 10 (Barney)

It was the universe!

You notice that 3(Ted) and 4(Victoria) have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

No prob bro. They're probably having sex. That's cool.

Number 4(Victoria) is bored and pokes 10(Barney). What happens after that?

Victoria: *poke*

Barney: Oh hey Victoria. Wanna have sex?

Victoria: I'm with Ted...

Barney: Oh. Okay. Bye.

Not very interesting...

2(Robin) sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9(Sandy) got it. What would happen?

lol if you're at the part where they're going out then it's all good because he is her boyfriend. if it's before then he would think she likes him and think he has a chance and go find her. if it's after then robin probably did it on purpose because she was drunk

6(Scooter) noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

he'd bitch and complain probably because I'm just that awesome but idk because i didn't invite him for a reason.

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Where Do We Go From Here? on hiatus because of writers block :( reviews
Set about a month after the movie, Penny is dead. Dr. Horrible is up to something, and Captain Hammer tries to stop him. They end up locked in a room together, and one of them brought a freeze ray. Yes, this is boy x boy, mostly in the later chapters.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Captain Hammer, Dr. Horrible/Billy
Fools in Love reviews
So this is my version of what happened in Fool for Love, after the episode ending. The story is better than the description! Oneshot with spuffy!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete