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Hi. My name is Precious McKinney. I'm a huge fanfic lover. Don't know exactly what to put on here though.

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1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions Corrected s
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

If you like snow, copy and paste this on your profile.

Ways You are Like Toph: (bold the ones you are!)

1. You punch or whack people when they act stupid.

2. You love fights and laugh when people get hurt, but you're not sadistic. A lot.

3. You're tough!

4. You always point out people's flaws or mistakes.

5. You have a crush on a guy who doesn't know you like him, but you hide it by making fun of him.

6. You are NOT a girly-girl!

7. You like to walk barefoot. You HATE wearing shoes.

8. You're sarcastic a lot.

9. You pick your nose, pick your toes, burp, and spit.

10. You hate flying. Especially on ten-ton flying bisons.

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY?

THERE ARE 6 - no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's.

The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process 'OF' (Seriously -.-")

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
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Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

If you are totally and completely in love with Draco Malfoy and/or Tom Felton, post this on your profile.

GO TEAM DRACO!!!

You know you're a devoted Dramione shipper when:

1. You get pissed (at least a little) at any Hermione/other shipper. (Especially Hermione/Ron.)

2. When re-reading Deathly Hallows, you purposefully skip the Hermione/Ron kiss.

3. You think that every little curly-haired blonde kid is Draco and Hermione's child.

4. Even if a Dramione fic completely SUCKS, you respect them for trying anyway.

5. You admire all other enemy-to-couple ships out there because they are so much like Dramione.

6. You truly believe that Draco secretly enjoyed the punch Hermione gave him.

7. It makes your day when your favorite Dramione author posts another chapter and you get that update alert email.

8. You noticed that Dramione is the only cute HP couple name that isn't slash.

9. You FREAKED OUT when you found out that Emma Watson had a crush on Tom Felton. (Because we all know that's the closest we're getting to real-life Dramione.)

10. You found it funny when you realized that there are more Dramione fics than any other CANON couple. :) Hahahaha

TAKE THAT DRACOxGINNY/ DRACOxHARRY / HERMIONExRON FANS!!!

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Behind the Mask by tookkia reviews
It begins when he asks her to dance; charming, dashing, Hermione is enchanted; pity it's not who she expects. Tensions continue to rise, though, when a new poison threatens the magical world, more fatal than childish grudges. An impossible pair, surreally perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 197,047 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7274 - Favs: 6,922 - Follows: 7,985 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3600 - Favs: 5,220 - Follows: 5,649 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by robst reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4505 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 4,054 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 5,456 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Roundabout Destiny by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,487 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Masculum Graviditate by ChibiAyane reviews
Harry Potter/Voldemort. Horace Slughorn invented some new potions that allow a man to get pregnant. Lord Voldemort decides he wants to use them on Harry Potter. Dub-Con, Underage, Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,182 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Albus D., Luna L.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3104 - Favs: 5,561 - Follows: 6,104 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
One rose to seal fate by bmdarcydraco reviews
Five years after the war, Pansy and Ginny take it upon themselves to sign Hermione up to be the lead on the new show on the Wizarding Network adapted from the muggle reality TV show "The Bachelorette". 30 men fighting for the hand of Hermione Granger. Can her life get any better? Thats when Draco Malfoy enters as contestant number 14. Great, just great, both groaned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,183 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Love in the Time of Death Eaters by gnrkrystle reviews
Hermione makes a plan to lose her virginity. When she offers it to Draco, it changes everything. With a new prophecy and a war approaching, what will this change mean for the Golden Trio and the outcome of the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,900 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hate Mail to Love Notes by ohmydramione reviews
"Roses are red, violets are blue. Everyone despises you and I do to" -Hermione *Why did you write me that?* -Draco "Because I'm extremely bored." -Hermione *Only boring people get bored* "Then your life must be pretty dull" and so the story begins...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,255 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Parody of the Phoenix by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
It's Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, but he has more on his mind than school; starting fight clubs and discovering confusing back-stories are at the top of his priority list. A complete parody of the angstiest, caps-lockiest book in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,891 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 5,779 - Follows: 4,043 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Laws Of Attraction by EndlessDaydreaming reviews
"There should be a law stating that you're not allowed to be attracted to your old enemy.. or your little brother's girlfriend.. or the girl your best mate fancies. Sadly, there's none. So I guess we'll have to be big boys and fight it out like real men."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,795 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Prince's Harem by severusphoenix reviews
Inspired by the movie "Easy A" & Severus in the staring role. Hogwarts Rumor Mill starts working overtime & Severus is no longer shunned by those of the female persuasion. Warnings for teenage type humor and bizarre ways of offing Death Eaters and Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 4,313 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
In the Same Candlelight by Like A Dove reviews
In a world where there is no war, Zuko and Katara spend their summers together. Growing up is messy, embarrassing, and at times sad, but they think it might be okay because they have each other. Edited summary.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,747 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Prove Me Wrong by Isabella120 reviews
Draco accuses Hermione of being a nerd, bookworm, afraid to fly, ugly, lacking any fashion sense, unsocial, and fat. Hermione refuses to believe that and is determined to prove him wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,079 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Never What I Want by writingdowndreams reviews
Two years have passed since the battle at Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy is on better terms with Harry Potter, but still can't stand Ron Weasley. Draco has fallen for somebody he never thought he would, only one problem; she's engaged. And hates him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 83,232 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5930 - Favs: 6,441 - Follows: 3,508 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Lord and Lady Phoenix: The Stone by SuperXBrother reviews
Just before Voldemort killed her, Lily performed a ritual on Harry. Now he will discover not only his lost heritage, but who he really is. With a bond with Ginny, a contolling headmaster, and a golden bird following him, now he must survive his 1st year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,333 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,246 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 256 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry refuses to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. Watch how he fails at even that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8197 - Favs: 15,567 - Follows: 6,570 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 4816 - Favs: 5,145 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by robst reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 4,005 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Curious Predictions by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione believes that Divination class is useless. So, what happens when her predictions start to come true? How will she handle a prediction concerning George Weasley and herself? Hermione/George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,527 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Pyrotechnics by Amaya Natsuya reviews
Harry has never felt at home on Privet Drive, or in the muggle world. For him, home is Hogwarts. Until this summer when new neighbors move onto Privet Drive and teach Harry the true meaning of family. Warning: Contains SLASH! HPOMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,036 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Message in a Bottle by justcrazyobsessed reviews
COMPLETE Hermione is being abused by her stepfather and is miserable. She writes a letter and sends it off into the sea, thinking no one will ever find it. Oh how wrong she was. R for later chapters. Warning: Contains rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,493 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lemon Drop Anyone? reviews
All Dumbledore wants to do is share his love for Lemon Drops. But they always say no.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Albus D. - Complete