Nifty Little Bugger
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 04-09-11, id: 2833149, Profile Updated: 04-28-12

~`(`'·.¸(`'·.¸*¤*¸.·'´)¸.·'´)`~*
((«´¨`·..¤ Welcome ¤..·´¨`»))
*~`(¸.·'´(¸.·'´*¤*`'·.¸)`'·.,)`~*

ABOUT ME:
I live in Australia, and I am fifteen. If you were to ask what my friends thought of me this is what they would say; fun, bubbly, fizzy, hyper, funny, messy, fast, tall, girly, tomboyish, loud, annoying, smart, pretty, nice, adorable, active, big-assed, lazy, retarded, crazy, nerdy, awesome, insane and a BEST friend.
I have three other sisters, (one older and the other two are younger) who are very annoying but I still love them.

I will mostly be doing fics about the Harry Potter and Percy Jackson. I have entered the 1000 themes challenge set by Mint Pizza Queen and the challenge set by Anne-Lilian.


Now before we go any further, Fred Weasley is not dead he was... just pulling a prank...yeah that’s it.


SHIPS I SAIL:

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Luna/Neville

Lily/James

Fred/Angelina

George/Alicia

Katie/Oliver

SHIPS I SINK:

Hermione/Draco

Harry/Hermione

Lily/Severus


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf in the Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks, Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
Post this on your profile to make someone smile!


42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18. Give yourself a swirly...

19. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!! It’s dying!!"...

20. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...

23. Run in circles...

24. Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25. Pretend to beat yourself up...

26. Chase/bark at the mail man...

27. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29. Super glue your finger up your nose...

30. Talk to a pen...

31. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...

32. Try and climb the wall...

33. Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...

34. Take your ice cream cone and put it on your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35. Turn the TV on to a station you don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...

36. Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "ooooh... I get it!!"...

37. Eat your hair...

38. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39. Eat anything obviously not edible...

40. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...

41. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!"...

42. Try to snorkel in your fish tank.


If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls, or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

f you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favourite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy/paste onto profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack you/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile.

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent that aren't, copy and paste.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste.


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

I can read this can you? If you can put it on your profile


I, Nifty Little Bugger, do solemnly swear to review all fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

(To join the Review Revolution simply copy and paste the above into your profile and then do your bit and review the fics you read. It's only fair. And if you don't, Karma will come and bite you on the ass.)


FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mrs., Mr., grandma and grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MUM, DAD, GRAMS and GRANDPA.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up"

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, -SHIT- RUN!"

FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when you’re rejected.

BEST FRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET’S DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad ... Here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,” I’M HOME".

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are through school.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.