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Joined 04-09-11, id: 2833227, Profile Updated: 06-01-12
Author has written 3 stories for Darkest Powers.

Sup. I am in love with the darkest powers and think Kelley Armstrong is a total genius. CHLOE DEREK FOREVER. I am also a real gleek. I live in the V.I. I only share my stories on fanfiction.net. Before fanfiction I would just mope until another book came out. I love romance and humor stories, and love to write them. My friends call me a dork for writing fanfiction, but fanfiction is one of my fav things to read, and right. I don't hang out in the cliques of my school 'cause no one in them is original they all just copy off eachother, and exclude people unlike them. My fav books are 1. Darkest Powers (duh.) 2. Percy Jackson 3. Harry Potter. My fav color is purple because of Chloe's crystal. I want to be a doctor for children. My favorite music is pop. See ya ny fanfic loving brothers and sisters. I have problems with Mental Anxiety, according to a screening it's highly likely I have OCD, but I figure it makes me strong. :) My celeb Hero is Demi Lovato, she overcame so much, and she still rocks it. I love her. Keep pushing on with all your struggles, it'll be hard, but you will get through anything.

This is how Chloe looks in wolf form.

I'm in love with Darkest Powers right now!! If u are in love with it too copy and paste this.

copy & paste this on ur profile if ur against child abuse and drunk ppl

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, Copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If gum has ever fallen out of your mouth while you were talking, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you continue to only fall in love with ficitional boys, copy and past this into your profile. (Derek Souza, Jacob black)

If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love DEREK SOUZA post this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I hit
2 (Feb) - I went on a date with
3 (Mar) - I stunned
4 (Apr) - I controlled
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June) - I robbed
7 (July) - I kicked
8 (Aug) - I hung out with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I prank-called
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 - a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that I love
06 - the Trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - an ice-cream man
13 - a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a butt-head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of manure
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - Tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 - yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - an actor
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 - my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I love whales
Pink - because I have no friends
Turquoise - because I'm good with kids
Brown - because I like to go on dates
Polka Dots - because I hate stripes
Purple - because I'm a genius
Grey - because I have AMAZING friends
Other - because I'm stupid
Green - because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I still love him
Red - because the gummy bears made me
Blue - because I like shoelaces
Tye dye - because I'm a freaking scuba diver
Graphic - because I am crazy like that
none - because I have a killer six pack!!

I kicked the Cookie Monster because I'm sexy like that!

NORMAL PEOPLE rely on construction people to tear down buildings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would rather ask Chloe to release a demi-demon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say OH MY DEREK!! (OMD)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: go to Simon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say shut up or i'll get Dr. Davidoff to terminate
you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks
DARKEST POWERS FANS: know A LOT better and know to go outside right away
when they see/hear a stranger vomiting in the bushes

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: when being chased yell DEREK SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
DARKEST POWERS FANS: know that somewhere Derek is just yelling at Chloe

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would go directly to BUFFALO NEW YORK

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
DARKEST POWERS FANS: MUST have this on there profile

PJO FANS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise
PJO FANS: would swear on the river styx

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Girl) Am I pretty?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Do you want to be with me forever?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Would you cry if I walked away?
…………(Boy)NoShe heard enough and was hurt, she walked away tears ran down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm

(Boy) You’re not pretty, you’re beautiful
(Boy) I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever
(Boy) And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I would die!
(Boy whispers) Please stay with me
(Girl whispers) Of course
Post this on your profile if you think this is Cute, adorable or sweet!!

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

I danced with a striper because a hoe stole my taco.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile. (HINT HINT)

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

Stereotypes people think and that I hate, and are totally un-true. Post one if these is a stereotype you based on.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

i understand that scissors beat paper and rock beats scissors, but i dont understand how paper beats rock.Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and make it immobile? If so why cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people?Why arent their sheets of colledge ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?I'll tell you why because paper cant beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds.when i play rock paper scissors i always choose rock. then when someone says they beat with paper i punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh im sorry i thought your paper would protect you.IF THIS MADE YOU LAUGH COPY AND PASTE IT ONTO YOUR PROFILE. THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
when a spider comes to me

I promise to remember nature
for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"

I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
whenever i see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to love PJO
wherever I may go

And post this on my page,

So everyone can know!

If you and your friend have ever broken out into a song in a public place, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love your family, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Derek Souza is to you what Edward Cullen is to super fans copy and paste this

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile. If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

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Boys Will Be Boys by Paintdripps reviews
If you're a girl in middle school or high school, you've probably had your share of ridiculous encounters with the sometimes annoying, sometimes lovable species we call boys. This is a collection of one-shots full of those. Crack. Warnings inside; author is getting a bit tired of hearing the same old song and dance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Nico A., Percy J.
Did I Just Hear That? by doarfthXx reviews
Rae dies instead of Liz and Liz ends up being with them at the safehouse. When Liz askes Chloe a favor, she agrees. What happens when Derek overhears parts of it and gets the wrong idea? Chlerek! R&R better summary inside. :D
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,749 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Switched But Still Intertwined by iiRawrMaggie reviews
What if Misaki and Usagi switched bodies? The strange way to love when it looks like your kissing yourself has just begun. And during this will Misaki realize what Usagi goes through in his life? And his family? Lemon!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,076 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Misaki T., A. Usami
26 Kisses by Katie Potatey reviews
An alphabet story of Travis and Katie's kisses. Hiatus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Katie G., Travis S.
Kate is embarassed and so is Nico! by sweetheart2014 reviews
Apollo makes an awkward situation worse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
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Truth or Dare Sequal to My Darkest Secret Is Out reviews
The gang plays Truth or Dare.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
If It's So Easy Than You Try! reviews
Chloe thinks it's easy being a werewolf, and Derek thinks it's easy being a necro... so who's right!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011
My Darkest Secret is Out! reviews
Simon and Tori try to get Chloe and Derek Together. Simon and The boys spy on the females of the house.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete