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Author has written 3 stories for Warriors, Blinx, iCarly, and Alice in Wonderland.

Name: That's for me to know and you to never know.

Age: Teenager. That's all you need to know.

Gender: Female.

Sorry if my fanfictions don't update for a while. My computer time is limited and constant writers block doesn't help.

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Type out 12 random characters from your favorite show, then answer the questions below:

1. Darkrai

2. Rayquaza

3. Cresselia

4. Arceus

5. Mew

6. Mewtwo

7. Zorua

8. Zoroark

9. Giratina

10. Latios

11. Latias

12. Kyogre

1) You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?

Zoroark will transform into Rayquaza's worst nightmare and protect me.

2) What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?

Giratina got Mew pregnant. Mewtwo would kill Giratina. End of story.

3) 6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?

0-o Those two. That will not end well.

4) 7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?

Arceus will yell at them something along the lines of, "What in the world are you doing! Legendaries can't mate! And Zorua is way to young!" ect.

5) 10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens?

Darkrai would give Latios nightmares about Cresselia. When he dumps her, Darkrai will comfort her. It's the perfect plan!

6) 4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?

Arceus can drive? In that case, why not.

7) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because if Mewtwo does anything to piss of, anger, or otherwise annoy Zorua, he will call for his mom and Zoroark will kill Mewtwo.

8) 10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?

Because Mew is expecting Giratina's kid and he does not think Latios will be a good father. And Latios is dead.

9) Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12.

"Wings of an angel"

10) Fill in the blanks: "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship, until (9) runs off with (2). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3).

10) Fill in the blanks: "Darkrai and Giratina are in a happy relationship, (Both ghost legendaries, I can buy that) until Giratina runs off with Rayquaza. (WTF) Darkrai, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Latias (Didn't Darkrai give her brother horrible nightmares?) and a brief unhappy affair with Mewtwo, (That's not.. gay at all) then follows the wise advice of Zoroark and finds true love with Cresselia. (A happy ending. I swear on Badgerfang's grave I chose these names a random)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leavingthe girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

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A Minor Miscalculation by SbenLives reviews
Nui Harime gets the wrong address, and from then on, nothing is the same.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,687 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 12/31/2014
Where the Heart Is by Stratagem reviews
AOU spoilers. "It'll be temporary." "Mhmm, that's what you said about the dog." Clint glanced over at Lucky, their golden retriever that had been a mainstay in their family for the past three years. Okay, so Laura had a point. / Clint and Laura "adopt" the Maximoff twins, and they slowly become part of the Barton family. Family fun, family drama, family warm fuzzies. AU.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 5/2/2015 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Laura B.] Pietro M./Quicksilver, Wanda M./Scarlet Witch
Exile by Zapwing reviews
Beaten and injured, an ill-tempered and shattered Soundwave would like nothing more than to be left alone. A certain human girl, on the other hand, has different ideas. . . Set after 'Triage'. Rated T for cursing and some violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,843 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Soundwave, Miko N.
RevivalOLD VER by Akoge reviews
The world as we know it has gone, the countries have either died or faded away into the 12 districts. But Panem, the country that destroyed it all, neglected the threat of the two brothers living in the South. Now they have banded together to avenge their dead, find the missing, and destroy the hunger games once and for all.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,840 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Australia
The Unfortunate Discovery of Marissa Roberts by Korekara reviews
When GLaDOS scans her databases, she can't help but feel bile fascination at the document she finds. What ensues is GLaDOS and some other familiar faces reeling over one of the most infamous Portal fanfics ever written.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,627 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Infamy by magma-krystal reviews
This tale chronicling the life of Team Magma's leader, Maxie Matsubusa, begins as he leaves home for college, where he finds a best friend in roommate Archie Aogiri. As time passes, Maxie falls in love, experiences unendurable tragedy, and watches himself grow older as a selfish war rages on, threatening to transform his very self.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 103,147 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa, Tabitha/Homura
Allegiance by StupidBolts reviews
What if Starscream was more careful about what he said to Arcee during "Partners"? What if he hadn't said anything about Cliffjumper and Arcee hadn't tried to fight him? She wouldn't have chased away the seeker, now would she? DISCONTINUED.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Starscream, Miko N.
Let Sleeping Arcanines Lie by Shinzoku reviews
"Dad's okay...I guess. I mean, he's terrified of Reshiram, and he speaks with an odd accent...but he's okay." Zekrom and Reshiram show us how embarrassing having Kyurem for a father can be. Drabbles. Short story here and there. Occasional human Legend.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Kyurem
Transformers animated the story continued! by autobot fangirl reviews
The Autobots return a year later and meet a new girl with a shrouded dark past who could hurt them all. SS X BB, R X RC, maybe some more later. Has swearing. Warning: chap29-31 and Ch 47 rated M just in case. Much better than the description.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 104,002 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011
Decepticons Can Dance by Gelly619 reviews
Liana is the DJ at the club 'The Saber'. However, a certain three-faced Decepticon has taken a liking to her music styles. Soon shes the new entertainment for the Decepticons. Co-Written with FrostedPurpleIrises91-ILOVEHER! TFA Romance OCxStarscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,830 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Starscream, Megatron
The Warlock and the Cowboy by Proud to be Plug reviews
It's just two guys hanging out - two immortal magical and accident-prone guys - what could possibly go wrong? Set at an unspecified point after The Enchantress.
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Nicollo M., Billy The kid - Complete
TFP FML by autobot fangirl reviews
Introducing the NEW website for Transformers Prime Characters to vent! Please Welcome Fragg my life dot com. The characters all got something to say!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012
Small Packages by Dracannia reviews
Shockwave's idea of the worst; crash land on Earth, no communication with any D-cons or Autobots, becoming human-sized, and your only option is really living with a family that just moved in. Sucks!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,596 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Shockwave
You Stole My Heart by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
A series of unrelated oneshots based off music by Avril Lavigne! Multiple pairings, feel free to send requests!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,254 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011
The unAwesome Time As A Woman by SilverDropsOfPlatinumInTheRain reviews
"Life is awesome. Until you wake up as a woman. A sexy woman but a woman nevertheless. Do you know how unawesome that is? And especially when there's all these men you considered your friends, drooling over you? Let me tell you what happened..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,513 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Prussia, Austria
Pays détesté by SafetyScissors reviews
France x Jeanne d'Arc. France is horrified to find out that a woman is leading his army...Jeanne is equally horrified that she has to work with a perverted idiot. Surely, this will never work?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,063 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - France, Jeanne D'Arc
TFP Bloopers by StupidBolts reviews
"Lol, I can just see a blooper of this chapter being Starscream saying he likes Justin Bieber." Thank you Chibi Oro for that piece of inspiration XD May continue
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Starscream, Miko N.
Trapped in the Fandom Net by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
During a thunderstorm, Ryou's computer malfuntions and Tokyo Mew Mew is cast into the Fandom net! When running from a Soulless, they encounter someone who takes them to a certain person's profile. They have no idea what they're in for.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,385 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Ichigo M. - Complete
How the Jackal Got Back His Coat by tepid sponge bath reviews
The unthinkable has happened: Akabane Kuroudo's black coat has gone missing. And when something needs getting back, who you gonna call?
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Akabane
Stuck On You by Amethyst Hunter reviews
Ban and Akabane are made an offer they can't refuse. With a double-crossing client, the Undead, cops and angry mobsters alike after them, completing this mission will take every bit of strength they've got – if they don't kill each other first!
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Ban, Akabane
The Chibi Curse Part 1: Bionicle by Fatala reviews
An ordinary teenager's life gets turned upside down as she meets the Toa Hordika. Just not in the way you would suspect.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,174 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 3/15/2006
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Blinx 3: The Monster Within reviews
After Blinx 2, Blinx is back on probation. But after a strange accident involving a spectral time dragon, he is thrust back into the action. Now with a whole new set of powers he doesn't know how to use, he has both the Sweepers and Tom-Toms after him.
Blinx - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Blinx
iKitty reviews
The iCarly gang are about to have a warrior sleepover when they are transported to the warrior world. Now they are caught in the mist of changing loyalties, a mysterious prophecy, and a threat eviler then the dark forest. ADOPTED BY coolkat123.
Crossover - Warriors & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011
Hollyleaf in Wonderland reviews
Hollyleaf ran into the tunnels after Ashfur's death. What we don't know is that she fell down a secret tunnel. Straight into a place that's just like a Wonderland. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Warriors & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Hollyleaf