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Chronic lurker. Loves to read. Need to find a new fandom cause I'm getting bored with some of my other ones. Unless you are an author I follow who I know makes at least semi-regular updates, I will probably not be reading your story until it is finished. There are 25 stories in my alert list that have not been updated in at least 3 years. I realize life happens and things get in the way but there is nothing I hate more than getting sucked into an epic tale only to realize that it isn't finished and probably never will be. That's all For now :) |
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Unfettered by Lady Callista reviews
"All things considered, it wasn't the worst kidnapping Jennifer had experienced." Including Team Shep and Team Lorne, pre-ship Ronon/Jennifer, post Quarantine. (1st in Lessons in Satedan Courting series)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,796 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/9/2021 - Published: 8/2/2021 - Jennifer K., Ronon D., John S., E. Lorne - Complete
Tears of Aphrodite by RoczaDeb reviews
What is a queen to do when she has to choose between violating her people's most sacred law and possibly destroying the only chance for the salvation of her people and redemption for her soul? J/S Mature only. Angst. RST.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,561 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/7/2021 - Published: 8/25/2008 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Jacob/Selmak - Complete
Paradise Found by Vinividivinci reviews
Jack always told Daniel not to touch. But this time it was he who touched - and look where it had gotten him! A Sam/Jack fic!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,194 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/17/2020 - Published: 5/1/2019 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Heaven Has No Rage by Shenandoah76209 reviews
Finally it's all coming to fruition. It's taken a while but homunculus will be removed from Sheldon's life. And more importantly, from Penny's life. After all 'Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned'.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/9/2018 - [Sheldon C., Penny] Leonard H. - Complete
The Mark I Bear by writewithurheart reviews
Everyone in the world is born with a mark on their skin, a mark that matches only one other person in existence. These two souls are bound together, irrevocably and irreparably bound for all time. Felicity Smoak always wondered what it would be like to find her soulmate. She just never expected it to happen quite like this...
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,831 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 7/20/2015 - [Felicity S./Overwatch, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow] [Lyla M., John D./Spartan] - Complete
Shadow Puppets by Majinie reviews
Prompt: "Clint's the kind of guy who would make shadow puppets using Tony's arc reactor as the light source."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Sleeping Buffy by Jhiz reviews
What do you get when two Well-Meaning but Misguided Friends decide to intervene in the Slayer's love life? Simple answer... Sleeping Beauty, Buffy style.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Juliet On The Edge by Loafer reviews
Semi-purposeless all-LASSIET smut, but the chapters do show a progression of their life together. It's not even just Juliet on the edge...
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH.
World of Weirdcraft by SpaceAnJL reviews
This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,437 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Portal Conundrum by Darkly Dreaming reviews
Penny accidentally falls through a portal and ends up on a pirate ship in the middle of the ocean. Will a familiar face be able to help her get home?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,187 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 9/9/2015 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Lady's Excuse Me by Golden Boots
Here's how it is. The captain don't take kindly to insubordination these days. You act like a bad girl, you get treated like a bad girl. And you, Kaylee, have been a very bad girl indeed. Written in the second person (you are Kaylee), this is a short piece set any time during Season 1. And yes, there is spanking. USUAL DISCLAIMERS APPLY Icon credit: frodolyn
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Mal, Kaylee - Complete
You're The Vault by 27vampyresinhermind reviews
Letting Eliot know how she felt should've been as easy as cracking a vault. But she'd never cracked an Eliot vault before. Maybe it'll be easy, maybe it won't be. But she knows it'll be worth it. Rated M
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Extraordinary Exterminator Emma Swan by Darkly Dreaming reviews
Prompt: "this is totally awkward considering before this the only interaction we've ever had have been casual nods to each other in the hallway but there's a huge fucking spider in my bathtub and you seem like the friendly neighbor type please help me" AU Rated T for language and half-naked Killian.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Safe Bet by bluemoonmaverick reviews
Jennifer and Teyla wager that they have better instincts than John and Rodney; meanwhile, the team searches for an intruder in Atlantis. Tag to Trio. Cover art by XFChemist. **Sam & Jack Multimedia Awards Nominee - Sam Centric (2015)**
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill] - Complete
A Sheep in Wolves' Clothing by RileyAngel reviews
During the height of the Great Depression, Rachel Berry, unemployed and with limited options, made a desperate choice that brought her fame and fortune while forcing romance out of the equation. What would she do when the man of her dreams came along and she could neither encourage his feelings nor reciprocate her own?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,758 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Open Heart and Lithe Tongue (Speak and We are Undone) by RosieG reviews
In all of Felicity's experience, among all of her partners, not one had ever gone down on her, even those times when she'd worked up the courage to outright ask.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/31/2014 - [Felicity S./Overwatch, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow] - Complete
Sharing the Shenny Sauce by NCP18 reviews
"Thanks for rescuing me. Mild was getting on my nerves." After Leonard made a big show of getting Penny mildly hot sauce for her burrito, she reflected on how that was an apt analogy for how she'd settled for 'good enough' her whole life. Noticing her malaise, Sheldon offered her a sauce with a little extra kick.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Sheldon C., Penny] Leonard H. - Complete
The Invisibility Shield Occurrence by Daedaleopsis reviews
Fluffy Shenny smut. Because sometimes I just want them to get together... so there. May be slightly OOC. Read at your own risk, and don't flame.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Tell Me a Story by anthfan reviews
When Felicity needs a date to her cousin's wedding, Oliver comes to her rescue. As the weekend progresses changes in their relationship develop. Began as another trope and turned into a beast of it's own. Rated M for later chapters.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,667 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Felicity S./Overwatch, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow - Complete
Smart by Ham Atom reviews
Set in season 1. Daniel Jackson has a smart mouth. It occasionally gets him in trouble. It even occasionally gets him in trouble on purpose. Apparently he's pretty convinced it's a character flaw - some of the time. Jack and Daniel friendship. Hurt/Comfort, humor, and sweetness. Oneshot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/17/2013 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Superman's Girlfriend by KevinxoShelley reviews
Dean overhears Clark's phone conversation.
Flashpoint - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Dean P., Clark L. - Complete
In Due Time by peanutbutterer reviews
Kens, why are we sitting on the floor in your bathroom?"
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/2/2013 - M. Deeks, Kensi B. - Complete
Galatea by ShoeQueen reviews
Sam is caught in a Goa'uld trap. To save her Jack must be pushed physically, mentally and emotionally. J/S Ship. ***NOTE: Chapter 14 has an M rating, but can be skipped without missing the story. All other chapters are T*** Nominated for 2014 Sam and Jack Multimedia Award Drama
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,224 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Conversations by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Lassiet. Deal with it. Carlton & Juliet can only talk to themselves so long before they have to call in the big guns to understand their partnership, friendship, and more.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,123 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Sister and Daughter by MerlinWinchestr reviews
Kel and Dom are finally together, but her adoptive siblings and parents have something important to say to first. "Domitan of Masbolle, We are very dedicated to our work. We wear our armor and weapons every day, even when not on duty..."
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Domitan - Complete
Song As Old As Rhyme by nitefang reviews
It was a tale as old as time, a story of a love that went beyond appearances, beyond pride and prejudices, to bind together two very unlikely and unprepared people.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,142 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Rachel B., Puck] - Complete
A Case of Baskets for Christmas by spacegypsy1 reviews
Vala ends up as a basket case when Daniel invites her to New York City at Christmas.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2012 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Magic Puck by Shenandoah76209 reviews
Five and a half years since he'd seen her. Five and a half years of people lying to him, lying to her. He knew he wasn't good enough for Rachel, but that didn't stop him from loving her. What will happen when through chance and friends they meet again? Rating is for lemons.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,810 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/16/2012 - [Puck, Rachel B.] - Complete
Flashlights Don't Count As Menorahs by nitefang reviews
It all starts with Noah Puckerman getting Hanukkah presents from some anonymous creeper who probably had a shrine of the Puckasaurus in her (or his) closet. However, it always ends with one person: the ex-girlfriend, the midget, the diva, the dream girl, the friend, the one and only, Rachel Berry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,969 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/8/2012 - [Puck, Rachel B.] - Complete
High School Never Ends by Ultrawoman reviews
AU post- The Reunion Job. Parker feels bad about not understanding High School since she never attended. Eliot would like to help her but there's really no way he can. Maybe Parker can figure it out herself, but as usual with her, it won't be in a way that anyone expects... will be E/P & N/S
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,200 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Plan B by Jerseycaramel reviews
'This had been the plan, and she didn't like it one bit – because she liked it way more than what she should have.' Kensi and Deeks go undercover at a dance club and they're the bait. PWP basically, two shot. All kinds of M, so not for the kiddies.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,270 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - M. Deeks, Kensi B. - Complete
Gleeful Firefly by Shenandoah76209 reviews
Not all of Rachel's quirks are annoying. Some of them are a lot of fun. But then, Puck knew his girl was cool. Rated M for Puck's mouth just to be safe, nudity mentioned but not many lemons, sorry. Little one shot not connected with my other stories.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/2/2012 - [Puck, Rachel B.] - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 9: Blind by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Part of my Lassiet Contrived Cliché One-Shot series, this one tackles temporary blindness… but somehow this one-shot turned into six chapters. Erm... sorry? Anyway, LASSIET!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,224 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Movie Night by serenelystrange reviews
The team watches "The Princess Bride." Silliness ensues. With a tiny dash of Super husbands, and maybe a sprinkle of implied Natasha/Clint. Also, I suck at titles. Sorry about that. I'm sure I'm not the first to write something along these lines, but I do not care. TPB is awesome and deserves to be watched by everyone, lol. Written for my friend Hayley.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
The Bellagio Peregrination by FlippySpoon reviews
Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,083 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Game On by Paceismyhero reviews
A/U prompt fic dedicated to SuzQQ. Puck is a college basketball player, Rachel a performer at one of his games. It doesn't take long for sexiness to ensue. Two-part story, part 1 in Rachel's POV and part 2 in Puck's. Rated M for part 2. Read and review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,335 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
A Very Puckleberry Hanukkah by BritNP reviews
Puck shows up at Rachel's house with a small gift to celebrate the first day of Hanukkah.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,145 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Prelude to a Kiss by Lawson227 reviews
Carlton & Juliet and an unexpected situation... of course. Now more than a one-shot still with a healthy dose of shmoop and a mystery. Enigmatic enough? Yes? Good. Rated M more for content than language. You've been warned.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,031 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
I Get Off by cindysark reviews
Puck learns that sometimes, when you step outside your box, awesome things can happen. Especially when it's Rachel doing the stepping. Pure Smuckleberry with a side of plot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,629 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Cause Everybody's After Love by nitefang reviews
"Unicorns are supposed to be sweet and nice and everything good in the world. So as president of the student body and leader of the unicorns, I have to make sure the school is running smoothly and that everyone's happy, and that includes you too."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,344 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - [Puck, Rachel B.] - Complete
From Hello by Paceismyhero reviews
Oneshot futurefic inspired by Bon Jovi's "You Had Me From Hello." Prompt by carrie4angel, requesting a reunion-type gathering where the emphasis is Puck and Rachel's long - and possibly unknown - history. Please read and review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Sour Patch Kid by nitefang reviews
"You're a Sour Patch Kid! You're a sour jerk with a weird haircut, but deep inside, you're a big, sweet softie who wants to sing love songs to—" "Brit, you better shut up before I flambé your cat!" "—Rachel Berry for the rest of his life!"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,378 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - [Puck, Rachel B.] - Complete
A Leverage Christmas Carol by Ultrawoman reviews
Its Christmas time and Eliot Spencer isn't really in the spirit. We all remember what happened last time a man with the initials E.S. needed the help of a few ghosts to see what Christmas was really about, right? The whole team is here for festive fun!
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,562 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
A Different Light by A Dreamweaver reviews
During the fight over the Gem of Amara, Buffy and Spike get pulled into another dimension.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,557 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Her Bodyguard by Ultrawoman reviews
AU Pre-Series. Jayne might be an unlikely hero, but when he comes to the aid of a damsel in distress on Osiris, it looks as if it may change the whole course of his life. Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,654 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
I Could Spend My Life by Tarafina reviews
"Noah...? Can I be forever yours?" :Puckleberry:
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Whale of Honor by Nazmuko reviews
It's Janet's wedding day but her maid of honor is feeling big, uncomfortable and rather hormonal. This is a SAM/JACK story, placed in Janet and Daniel's wedding. Pure silliness.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/10/2011 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Here on Earth by daisyscrapper reviews
When her father is diagnosed with cancer, Atlantis' CMO returns to Earth for two years. She gains a close friend, Cam Mitchell, while working at the SGC. But when romance keeps coming up, neither know how to handle it. Previously published in SGA.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,273 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - C. Mitchell - Complete
Shore Leave by Shai PeriHawk reviews
The challenge said: How about Drunk Jayne locked himself in the weapons closet.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
I Promised You A Treehouse by Isabel5 reviews
Puck/Rachel-If Kurt is going live with Rachel in NYC, he needs her to be happy because if Rachel's not happy, no one's happy. That's where Puck comes in, because Kurt knows if anyone can make Rachel happy he can, now he just has to convince Puck. Oneshot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,530 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
River And Jayne Are Both Scary by inkvoices reviews
River goes with Jayne to collect some money that they're owed.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2011 - River, Jayne - Complete
Not Gone Fishin' by shabbytiger reviews
Eliot has plans for his weekend that he doesn't want to share, but ends up with an unexpected companion anyway. Somehow this trip leads them on another, altogether more personal journey. MA content in later chapters-be warned! Hitter & Thief FTW!
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,487 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
The Twin Souls Job by Ultrawoman reviews
When a trip to The Twin Souls Couples Retreat leads to divorce and death, the Leverage team must seek both evidence and revenge for their client. Two of them need to go undercover as a couple in trouble, and its not necessarily the most obvious pair...
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,106 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
To Catch a Thief by Through Darkness reviews
Eliot finds a very distinctive smell in his bed and sets out to find the owner and their reason for being there. Eliot/Parker, MA. Complete.
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
A Different Kind of Knight by Isabel5 reviews
Puck/Rachel - Rachel thought she wanted the Knight In Shining Armor, the white horse, and the happily ever after. But horses get diry and armor rusts. Maybe what she needs is a different kind of knight. One-Shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,423 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
As Long As the Wrong Feels Right by nicalyse reviews
"We talked about it," Santana goes on, leaning in so she's speaking right next to Rachel's ear. "What it would be like to have you together, to share you." Santana/Puck/Rachel. AU one-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
It Turns Out To Be by Miss Higher Power reviews
For Rachel, there is absolutely no contest. Her son will always be her first priority.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Trade by badkarma00 reviews
And now for something completely different. A simple trade starts something on Serenity. No ties to any of my other work, post BDM.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Shadowkitty22 reviews
Noah Puckerman is balls deep in Rachel Berry when he hears the most unexpected yet disturbingly sexy thing come from her mouth. This is a smut filled story and deals with roleplaying. You have been warned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
My First Kiss Went A Little Like This by bridgetlynn reviews
"Rachel and Puck were actually each others first kiss when they were 7 and Rachel was dared to; so, she tackled him and laid one on him."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Boys, BandAids and Lessons in Becoming a Badass by bellakitse reviews
How Rachel Berry became Noah's girlfriend, Mike and Sam and Matt's little sister and a badass.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,055 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 179 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Step Right Over the Line by nicalyse reviews
Rachel just thinks that's only fair, and if Finn could learn to be okay with her sleeping with Puck, she can certainly learn to be okay with Finn sleeping with Santana. Eventual Puck/Rachel, Finn/Santana, with strong Finn/Rachel, Puck/Santana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,308 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Stop Rewind Rewrite by SageK reviews
A Puckelberry fix-it for the Season 2 FINALE
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Hug It Out by Isabel5 reviews
Puckleberry backgroud w/Pezberry friendship-When the Gleeks meet back up after Freshman year to compare notes they figure Santana's year had to be the worst cause she was rooming with Rachel Berry. They were right, sort of, but for all the wrong reasons
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 123 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Gleaming Animals by missparker85 reviews
Sam wasn't sure how she kept managing to get herself into these situations, but here she was all the same.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2011 - S. Carter, Ba'al - Complete
Feel the Burn by Paceismyhero reviews
A Puckleberry smut story that started as one part and now will be five, covering the five senses in one way or another. Everything on the show that has happened can be assumed to be true here, too, though it is not very relevant. Rated M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,277 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Unspoken Agreement by writingrox12 reviews
It was unclear exactly when and how it started, but the guys were still pegging it on the night they came home to find Quinn and Rachel both drunk in the shower. Together.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Ménage à trois by Kaliya22 reviews
Pure smut. Nothing more. This involves some M/M, be warned! S/J/D R&R pls.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
Upside Down by TempestJo reviews
It all starts when Sheldon has a bad week and Penny resets the balance unexpectedly... Smut. If you don't like it, don't read this.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Symposium Equation by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon gets two tickets to a coveted event, but must bring a female...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Gleeks Fly Together by Sassy26 reviews
TFLN prompt 206 : You said that we had to leave the party together & proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quiet & started chanting quack..quack...quack.. Est Puckleberry, M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Bleach Accident by TempestJo reviews
Penny borrows Sheldon's bleach, then spills it...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Firefly High by Ultrawoman reviews
What happens if you turned the crew of the good ship Serenity into present-day High School kids? Here's a total AU that might answer that question... Wackiness ensues! Will include Rayne, MI, KS, ZW
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,417 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
West of the Moon, East of the Sun by KnifeEdge reviews
Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 376,650 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 4,753 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Rush of Blood to the Head by Annerb reviews
"You volunteering to come with me, Carter?" Sam and Jack deal-or don't-with the creation of mini!Jack. Sam/Jack. 'Fragile Balance' episode addition.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The City by smc-27 reviews
Somewhere between coffee at Dean and Deluca and riding the Staten Island Ferry just for fun, he starts to think that it actually makes a lot of sense for the two of them to end up going rogue the week after graduation. Puck/Rachel future fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,160 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Refuge by smc-27 reviews
PR Oneshot. A blizzard forces them together. Alone. "We need to lay out some ground rules. If the weather report is accurate, it appears that you won't be going anywhere until morning. I'm uncomfortable with your serious lack of inhibitions right now."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,305 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Unscathed? by Accountkiller73158 reviews
She spent an emergency landing, on a road no less, in a cargo hold full of unsecured baggage. Does anyone really think she walked out unscathed? Mile High episode tag. Parker/Eliot H/C cuteness.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Parker, Eliot S. - Complete
The Prince's Bride by denise1 reviews
Teal'c regales Jaffa children with an Earth fairy tale, the Prince's Bride, and SG-1 comes along for the ride.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Oh! by Soleya reviews
Jack's not paying attention.... PWP. Pure dribble. Can't believe I wrote this. UPDATE: my brain went all troublesome again. There's a Chapter 2.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Bedroom Behavior by MissAnnThropic reviews
A drunk Sam Carter and Janet Fraiser discuss the hypothetical bedroom behavior of Jack O'Neill and Daniel Jackson.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2009 - S. Carter, J. Fraiser - Complete
Euler's Identity by DSieya reviews
“It is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means, but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth.”- Benjamin Peirce. sheldon/penny, oneshot
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
One of Us by CountryGirl914 reviews
How they become a family, from Puck's point of view. Also, kind of: The many moments in which Puck is a gleek and denies it, and a few where he admits it. Puck/Rachel, Will/Emma.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Muckraking by Soleya reviews
Maybe rainy planets aren't all bad...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Just Call Tech Support by MorganLeGaye reviews
Parker wants boyfriends. Plural. SEQUEL TO 'IT'S CALLED TRUTH OR DARE'. •Hardison/Parker/Eliot•
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Eliot S., Parker, Alec H. - Complete
Awakened Awareness by JennyA reviews
After touching an alien device, something unexpected happens. Now, Jack and Sam are unable to hide their thoughts from each other... and this gets Jack in big trouble! -REVISED/UPDATED-
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Torment of Tantalus by Karibou reviews
COMPLETE. The team explores an abandoned offworld structure and makes a discovery that has some unintended consequences for Carter and O’Neill. Standalone fic. Total, unapologetic SJ ship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,343 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Partner Ship by FabledFigment reviews
Partners, crewing a ship together. Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,819 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Zhenya by FabledFigment reviews
River pilots Jayne to visit his mother. Two years Post BDM. Joss is boss. I just play with the shiny toys. Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,606 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 5,028 - Follows: 1,222 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Liberating Males by Luzita reviews
Jack and Daniel are enslaved by a matriarchal society, but Sam has amnesia and believes she is part of the society. Jack must struggle to convince Sam of her true identity. Soon, all three are fighting to survive the society's dangerous secrets. AU, SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 128,911 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 4/3/2006 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill] D. Jackson - Complete
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 142 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
A Maneuvering Business by literatiwannabe reviews
Marriage is indeed a maneuvering business. Otherwise explained as SG1 goes Austen and wackiness ensues. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,002 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
True Happiness by Jessa4865 reviews
Something goes horribly awry on a mission and the SGC is left at the mercy of a threeyearold's whims. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,056 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Compromising Positions by Kate McCaye reviews
Beginning of a new series, in which various members of SG1 find themselves in the position of uttering the phrase, "This isn't what it looks like."
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005
Barrier by shiny silver grl reviews
When Colonel O’Neill is placed in harm’s way by an abandoned, automated defense system on a deserted planet, Major Carter must work against the clock to free him. Her actions may change things between them forever. COMPLETE.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,139 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Twilight by KissHerJack reviews
General O'Neill gets ansty to do some Gate travel, but a natural phenomenon on another world causes problems and changes things... BIG TIME Novella is posted complete.
Thank you, EVERYONE, for the great reviews!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,346 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/17/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Innocence Found by Spike's Heart reviews
Still going through the motions of everyday life and slayage, Buffy and Spike come across a demon that changes their very existence. COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,272 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Order of the Phoenix by Ruskbyte reviews
*Completed* Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,469 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete