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Author has written 35 stories for Silmarillion, Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, To Kill a Mockingbird, Pirates of the Caribbean, Thor, Avengers, and Great Expectations.
[We open on a dingy auditorium with a single yellow spotlight focused on a rickety platform stage marked with chewing gum and scuffmarks. A beige folding chair sits in the center. We see all the dust caught in the spotlight beam, and the blue curtain the light illumines twitches. Out trudges a quiet figure in a grey sweater, a battered copy of The Silmarillion held close to her face. She glances up, mutters something, and returns to her book. Without raising her eyes again, she seats herself in the folding chair.]
Enthusiastic and Invisible Announcer: Hello, and welcome! This is the profile of CrackinAndProudOfIt, a Tookish Silmarillion nerdand sometime writer. [she addresses the figure] Miss, what sort of introduction would you care to offer our guests?
[The spotlight fizzles and proceeds to explode.]
Excuse me, I was trying to read by that ligh- - Oh! Hello!
Well, this is embarrassing..
I'm Crackers, and this is me. It's wonderful to meet you, though, and I'm happy you're here. :) I guess you want to know something about me? That's so sweet of you! Um, I'll try to think of something for you.
Oh! I like to read. That's important. Some favorite titles?
Apparently I have trouble narrowing down favorite titles.
I also like to watch things. Namely BBC Sherlock and all things Marvel.
Speaking of Marvel, it's July 2015, and I'm recently in love.
(So I'm devotiing an entire line to Wanda and Pietro Maximoff.)
Yes. Anyway. Confession time!
Stuff I'm Aware You'll Find In My Writing:
~first-person, present-tense (almost every time)
~quotes to "set the mood"
~even sane characters coming off as slightly unhinged
Also there's my reviewing policy: I do it. :)
And my emoticon policy: ;)
MBTI Type: INTJ
I study Spanish, Arabic, and French. Remember the Announcer's thing about Tookishness? Yeah, she had that right. I want to travel/live abroad someday.
I have some favorite Tolkien characters: the Fëanorians (of course), Maeglin, Sauron, Frodo, Denethor, and Bilbo (in no specific order).
Peter Jackson's Middle-earth films annoy me a little more every time I watch them.
I'm also very friendly! Don't hesitate to shoot me a PM or an email (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Okay, that was the trivial stuff. Here's the most important thing: I am a Christian, a born-again follower of Jesus Christ. He is the Lord of my life and my Savior from sin and death. His love, grace, and mercy know no boundaries.
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