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Joined 04-10-11, id: 2835002, Profile Updated: 04-13-14
Author has written 30 stories for Silmarillion, Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, To Kill a Mockingbird, Pirates of the Caribbean, Thor, and Great Expectations.

The night air chills the traveler, creeping (cold, now that the Sun rests) beneath the sojourner's garments. Hours upon the long road have wearied her (or him, perhaps), and the traveler's feet are leaden, stirring up the lane's dust as tattered rubber soles drag the journeyman onward.

Stars have but just begun to prick the black canvas of the cloudless sky, a hundred thousand celestial candles that dim the new moon. Crickets chirp in low rosebushes scattered haphazard beside the dirt path. There is no sound for miles but the insects' song and the lethargic shuffle of the sojourner's footsteps.

The road bends, and the traveler listlessly turns with it. She glances briefly at her feet, and when she looks up she finds a house now blocks her way. It's a small house, little more than a shack, and one in shambles. A rusty gutter dangles off it at an uncomfortable angle; the roof, patched in part with bright blue tarp, is missing not a few shingles. Yet suddenly its crooked door swings open, nearly thrown from its hinges by a clammy hand.

"Welcome!" chirps a female voice, "to my humble profile."


I'm Crackers (CrackinAndProudOfIt, for long!), and for starters, I am a writer and Tolkien aficionado. As (I hope) you can see from the above Heinously Melodramatic Introduction, I love adjectives, write rambling sentences with commas in most of the right places, and have a thing for excessive sensory descriptions. Also, please forgive my self-indulgent metaphors. (Their cheese is the sole sustenance of my emaciated muse. ;)

But I do hope there's more to me than that! Some days there is, at any rate. Ah, and it looks like today is one of those days! Excellent! Here we go, some facts about me:

I don't like vacuum cleaners.

I do like washing the dishes.

I like to get up early and stay up late, as long as there's something worth being awake for.

I am a shameless Silmarillion nerd (but I try not to be obnoxious about it :).

I woke up one morning last year and found myself in bed with the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I had no memory of the night before, but I soon learned we were married. And I was quite okay with that.

Thus the emotional wringers of Thor: The Dark World and Captain America: The Winter Soldier brought me both pleasure and pain.

My favourite Karamazov is Ivan.

I'm "somewhat" crazy about BBC Sherlock (and I love Season 3).

I like dark characters (Maeglin, anyone? Curufin, Gollum, Denethor? Eöl? Loki?), but I don't like making excuses for them.

I have finally read the entire Sherlock Holmes canon. I am in love.

I am also in love with Edgar Allan Poe's narrator, which is...possible. :)

Oh, that colon-parenthesis reminds me: I overuse emoticons! (And exclamation points!)

Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings films are delightful interpretations of Tolkien's work; I adore all three! However, I equally adore complaining about everything wrong with them. *blushes the blush of a bashful Purist*

His Hobbit films are a different matter. To be honest, I have mostly positive feelings about An Unexpected Journey, despite the many, er, deviations (I'm looking at you, Azog the Defiler of that movie). The Desolation of Smaug, though? Let's just call it "The Desolation" and be done. *trumpets the trumpet of a bellicose Purist*

I review pretty much everything that I read, and I always try to give the type of feedback I like to receive.

I request that you please don't read my older work. (It makes me self-conscious. ;)

I am, in fact, a feminist.

I'm a starry-eyed fangirl (and also a student!) of the languages Arabic and Spanish.

I have the best time ever beta'ing other writers' work.

I'm very (perhaps overly) friendly. Please don't hesitate to drop me a PM or an email! (crackinandproudofit@gmail.com)

Last and most importantly, I am a Christian, a Bible-believing follower of the risen Savior Jesus Christ. His love for you and me is beautiful, powerful, and unconditional. His arms are always open.

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Deliverance by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
Loki falls. Thor catches and lets go. 'A blasted Sun sweeps withered stone, but Thor is warmer over me; his heartbeat echoes in the World Tree, above my bursting, blistered bones.' (Loki's death.) (A much belated birthday gift for CrackinAndProudOfIt.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8 - Thor, Loki, Frigga, Odin
if the world ends by Min Daae reviews
The queen is dead.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2 - Loki - Complete
The Most Important Question by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
...is: what color are Loki's eyes? Thor and Loki read their fanmail and discuss the important things in life.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The One Way Street by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
'There's blood – his blood - everywhere, soaking into the hungry earth like rain. His ribcage is the greatest weight in the world, a cathedral of broken bones. ' There's no way out, not this time, no matter what Tony said. (Character-death; no slash.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor - Complete
Every Thousand Miles by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
...or, Steve Rogers and the long road home. One-shots containing whump (lots of this), action, drama, humor, friendship, bro-feels, and Loki. And surprisingly, quite a bit of Tony Stark. Finally Complete!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,943 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Golden by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
'When Melkor walked beyond the ring of Eru's light, he pulled me through his smile, and through the Doors of Night.' Sauron before the Great Music. (A very belated Birthday poem for Sauron Gorthaur. Happy Birthday, SG!)
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Sauron, Morgoth
Ondolindë by Live.Laugh.Love.Listen.Music reviews
This is a tale, a tale of loss, of sorrow, of joy, of love, of grief, of happiness, of betrayal, of loyalty, of tragedy, of bravery, of pain. This is a tale of the fabled hidden city with seven names: this is a tale of Gondolin. Co-written with CrackersAndProudOfIt.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,253 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Huor, Róg, Húrin, Maeglin
Medication by Quantumphysica reviews
It all comes down to cake and kindness in the end, doesn't it? A gift-fic for CrackinAndProudOfIt, follows "Involuntary Admission" but can be read separately.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Morgoth, Nienna - Complete
Cogs by spectacled spiderhunter reviews
Loki has a plan. Do you see it? - Drabbles.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Loki, Thor, Thanos, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Terms and Consequences by GwennielOfNargothrond reviews
A bunch of Noldor are standing outside Angband, and Morgoth sends forth messengers to meet the troublesome visitors. Read the story about the origins of Halloween!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Morgoth, Fingolfin - Complete
The Ghosts of England by DocJorgensen reviews
England is haunted by many ghosts, but none loom so large in legend as Mr. Holmes and Dr. Watson. Time dries their stories, but the truth remains, lingering in the very stones of London. Character death.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Shipwright Shrugs by Kitt Otter reviews
Short whatnots and nonsense about Círdan, spanning from Cuiviénen to Forever. 7 - The Way the Tide Flows - Círdan tells two visitors a tale about the Second Age and the choice that determined everything after.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Círdan, Finrod F., Gil-Galad, Elu T.
Let Your Glory Fall by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
Maglor, the Silmaril that rejected him, and sixty-thousand archived words for The Wayfaring Strangers. [A micro-poem.]
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Maglor - Complete
To Gaze Upon Stars by Caunedhiel reviews
Before the sun and the moon, when only great powers wandered the wilds, the Eru-begotten woke. The First Born of Illuvator. In a land lit by starlight the journey of one person will help to mould the fate and doom of an entire people...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Ingwë, Elu T.
Wherever Love May Lead Us by LadyErestor83 reviews
Elladan needs advice, so he goes to Erestor...but when Erestor needs advice, who will he go to?..Co-Written with CrackinAndProudOfIt...Non Slash...Elladan/OC, Erestor/OC...COMPLETED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 20,156 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Erestor, Elrohir - Complete
Firelight by Mornen reviews
Finwe is dead. The Silmarils are taken. Darkness is on Valinor, and Feanor tells Maglor something that he can tell no one else. Set immediately before the departure from Valinor. Warnings: violence, hatred, blood, mild insanity.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Fëanor, Maglor - Complete
Distance by ncfan reviews
"Of the more than seventy-five fragments of the Noldolantë, as written and composed by Kanafinwë Makalaurë, son of Fëanáro, only eleven pieces are complete both in lyric and tune." -Elemmírë Lelyë, SA 2
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Complete
The Once and Future King by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
'Thundering echoes rise behind me, shatter silence /As I turn, striding back through gilded passage /To ascend my rightful throne.' A poem concerning everyone's favorite trickster god, and a gapfiller, of sorts.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Loki, Odin, Thor - Complete
Collide by Mornen reviews
A collection of drabbles about Beleg and Turín told from Beleg's perspective that follows the life they spent together from Turín's childhood onward.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Beleg C., Túrin - Complete
The Line of Kings by teh Michiru reviews
Exploring the lives of the Noldorin princes who would eventually produce the final High King of the Noldor in Middle-earth.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,587 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Angrod, Orodreth
lol yourself by Mornen reviews
Legolas just doesn't get texting.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
Six Things That Never Happened To Sauron by AzureSkye23 reviews
Because five is just too cliché. Six short AU snippets.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sauron - Complete
All Of Brief Eternity by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
'He dipped into infinity, And not yet lost, but simply free for all of brief eternity Before he dreamed of Light. 'A poem for Melkor. I-can't-believe-how-belated Christmas present for Morgaur.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Morgoth, Ilúvatar - Complete
Chained by AzureSkye23 reviews
Maedhros is a prisoner in Angband, and Morgoth is about to make a rather infamous decision about his fate. When he does so, Maedhros meets another who is just as much a prisoner as he–abet in a very different way. Birthday fic for CrackinAndProudOfIt. Happy Birthday Crackers!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Maedhros, Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Blistering by Mornen reviews
/Is this then all a jest? A trick or foolery? Like the blood on my sword when I defiled the sea? I still count their eyes. Feel the skin my blade tasted. Silver screams in the bleeding ocean. Sweat like diamonds on my skin./
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Maedhros, Fingon - Complete
The Mirror Cracked by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
The journey of Maglor Feanorion from proud and Kinslaying prince to broken, but much wiser, wanderer. A poem... 'The living Light is agony; A shining, sharp finality: A leap into eternity, Into the mirror cracked.'
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Maglor - Complete
Spectrums by Virodeil reviews
Trying to answer my own set of challenges: 100 Prompts. A collection of diverse storylets spanning the Beginning to the First Age, told in the point of view of various characters; not chronologically. Ratings may vary. Enjoy!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 10,070 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/23/2010
Us Each Our Own by Min Daae reviews
In the quiet after betrayal, the two granddaughters of Finwë talk.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Aredhel, Galadriel - Complete
concentration by Duilin reviews
There's no reason to live, but every reason to disobey. Maglor tries to find a little peace in hell. He's the only one alive now, after all. It's been like that for a while now. / It's more angst than horror; his injuries aren't that descriptive.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Failure by AzureSkye23 reviews
At the end of the Third Age, Melkor gets some company in the Void. Not my usual take on these two, and not connected to anything else I've written. Now continued with the Dagor Dagorath.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire by The Hobbit's Rhapsody reviews
One hundred themes for a High King of the Noldor and his wife the Wise, one hundred words apiece. Fëanor/Nerdanel: runs the gamut from first-meeting fluff to post-Oath heartbreak. Non-chronological. 057: Heart of a child.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 57 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Fëanor, Nerdanel
On His Hand by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
They are vastly different, one a wretched, twisted halfling, the other a lord, but they have both carried the same burden. In the torture chambers of Barad-dûr, Gollum meets the maker of his Precious.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Gollum, Sauron - Complete
Majesty by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
/Blood-stained rise the walls above me, heaven marred; as light through deep water darkly: radiance charred. / A poem for Maeglin's fall, exploring the motivations and possible insanity of the Noldor traitor. Christmas-fic for CrackinAndProudOfIt - hope you like it, Crackers!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Maeglin, Tuor, Idril C. - Complete
Trust by Mornen reviews
"Thus the wise were troubled, but none as yet perceived that Curunír had turned to dark thoughts and was already a traitor in heart: for he desired that he and no other should find the Great Ring, so that he might wield it himself and order all the world to his will." - J.R.R. Tolkien. A dark tale of what happens when what could have been becomes what is. Beta: CrackinAndProudOfIt
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Saruman, Sauron
Servant by Mornen reviews
The final contemplations of one of Saruman's many servants. Saruman & OC Rated T for death
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Saruman, Human - Complete
fine word legitimate by dance-at-bougival reviews
if he be worthy.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Always The Candles by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
Only the candles are to keep the shadows at bay. They are, perhaps, illusions of his own subconscious mind, holding back the darkness until his spider-web sanity shatters. But Loki does not believe that. What he believes - that is truly difficult to say. For belief is an Abyss, and he has fallen into too many of those already. But the candles hold him back. Always. Post-Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Chiaroscuro by Duilin reviews
A sort of sick fascination with her radiance, in stark contrast with the dark shadows surrounding him, brings him closer to her. But bordering on the insane, he only brings more pain to himself to ignore the large, gaping hole in his sanity. The year is TA 97. Elrond is non compos mentis. \main genres listed inside/
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,952 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Elrond
bedtime stories by dance-at-bougival reviews
you lack conviction.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Fish by AzureSkye23 reviews
AU Crack!fic. Most Precious Gollum has claimed the Ring, and now he will eat fish three times a day, fresh from the sea. Sauron is extremely unamused, and knows just who's fault this is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Gollum, Sauron - Complete
Fireworks by AzureSkye23 reviews
In the Shire, Gandalf is known for his fireworks. But for him, fireworks are memories of an earlier time, when both he and his brother had been young and innocent.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Gandalf, Sauron - Complete
The Last Drop of Blood by Duilin reviews
…is mine. / It was a race to see who could fall asleep first. But both of them had been masters at euphemisms and understatements, hadn't they? Only…after centuries of enduring the same fate, Maglor knew better—and was better, this time around. A/U
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Maedhros, Maglor - Complete
Shiny Curse by Kirunavaara reviews
When Maglor cast the Silmaril into the sea, he thought it was finally over. - It was over, wasn't it? Co-written by Crackers and me.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Maglor
The Bond Between Brothers by AzureSkye23 reviews
When Saruman gains possession of the One Ring, Gandalf, still prisoner atop Orthanc, knows his future is bleak. But he is rescued by one he would have never expected. AU, oneshot. Now a series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Gandalf - Complete
Everything You Wanted To Know About LotR by AzureSkye23 reviews
...But were too afraid to ask. Important information about the works of J.R.R.Tolkien. Helpful for anyone who wants to write a good LotR story, but doesn't know the legends and stories behind it. Co-written with CrackinAndProudOfIt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,370 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
The Ribbon by The Hobbit's Rhapsody reviews
In the beginning, it was a symbol of themselves; as the years pass, it becomes their memory. Faramir and Éowyn uphold the tradition of handfasting, and create new traditions beside it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
The Nearest Kin of Gods by Mornen reviews
A tale of the House of Finwë in modern day America told from the perspectives of Maedhros, Maglor, and Fingon. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,913 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Maedhros, Fingon - Complete
Fade by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
What was it for? Blood is a stain, the blood of my kinsfolk will always remain...and never fade. A poem.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Maglor, Maedhros - Complete
We were the whirlpool, we were the reef by Min Daae reviews
Thor is dead. Somehow this isn't an occasion for rejoicing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Loki - Complete
I am NOT a MarySue by FaceChanger reviews
Caroline is a typical girl. Or she was. But, when she flames a terrible writer she finds herself cursed. Suddenly, she wakes up in LotR and is stuck trying to keep from being a Mary Sue and to save the story from herself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,890 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011
Salvation by Duilin reviews
"There is no salvation for me, Maitimo," Maglor said calmly. "There is no repentance for what I have done. Maybe in another hundred years, I will come to my senses. For now, let me wallow in depression and delirium. Let me stay in sadness."
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Maglor - Complete
Nívbarf: Silmarillion, Facebook News Feed Version by Erwen Brogiel reviews
Inspired by the brilliant Hamlet Facebook News Feed Edition and Austenbook, I asked myself the question: what if Facebook had existed during the events of the Silmarillion? Now with Akallabêth and Of the Rings of Power.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,907 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
dreams that are cruel by Duilin reviews
...are always cruel and will stay that way. Seven chapters told from Maedhros' perspective, as he seeks to escape his dreams and comes to terms that reality is crueler.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Maedhros - Complete
Gilgalad is an Elvenking by Erwen Brogiel reviews
An elvish drinking game which consists of singing about how everyone, from Celebrimbor to Elbereth, is in love with Gil-galad. Yes, it's weird.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Gil-Galad - Complete
The Ship by Duilin reviews
'It was always about the ship.' Dedicated to CrackinAndProudOfIt! Post-Kinslaying, Pre-Losgar - on the boat. A story about Amras and the Telerin maiden that hates him and his family. OC owned by CrackinAndProudOfIt
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Amras
Life? by Duilin reviews
No...this is nothing but hell.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Complete
Smiles by Duilin reviews
\I know that my brothers consider me mad, for smiling at the most inconvenient times, but I only smile…because no one else will./ Genre: insanity/post-trauma
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Ghost by The Hobbit's Rhapsody reviews
The loss of the youngest son of Fëanor: to his love, to his family, to the Oath, to life. Oneshot.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Amras, Amrod - Complete
The Scarlet Heart by Mornen reviews
I got inspired by The Book of Lost Tales II, in which Turgon takes his father's bloody heart as his emblem, and was trying to reconcile that story with The Silmarillion. Told from Turgon's POV despite the ambiguity; his demented thoughts are in italics
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Turgon, Fingolfin - Complete
Daybreak in Valinor by Erwen Brogiel reviews
Everyone's favourite Noldorin psycho finds out that he is a character in a story, escapes from Mandos and sets out to rebel against the author.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,022 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Fëanor - Complete
Justice and Death by GwennielOfNargothrond reviews
There are Oaths that need to be fulfilled, there are quests that cannot be avoided. Caranthir knows that a sooner or later he and his brothers have to go to Doriath to regain the Silmaril. Sort of an independent sequel for my other fic "Righteous Deeds".
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Caranthir, Maglor - Complete
Tell My Son by Duilin reviews
Curufin inhaled deeply, leaning against the stone cave and savoring the coolness it brought to his skin. He thought for a while. Then he spoke. "...Tell...my son."
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Curufin
Safe by Duilin reviews
"Maitimo, I can't breathe." / I watched him intently as the light faded from his eyes. "I know."
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Maedhros, Fingon - Complete
Eventide by The Hobbit's Rhapsody reviews
Maedhros' arrival in the Halls of Waiting. He meets with consequences of his Oath, small reconciliations, and just perhaps an answer to a burning question. Oneshot.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Maedhros - Complete
The Fall by Duilin reviews
For the House of Fëanor a poem is dedicated to each. And once he has exhausted the flame, another thread of fire shall I weave.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012
Forgotten by Duilin reviews
He was too weak to live, too strong to die, and he can only remember all of what he once was before he was consumed and only ethereal. He was forgotten.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
An Unchanged Sky by Duilin reviews
It seems that I am borne upwards by the orcs for the world to see my humiliation, my pain, for the birds to be the witness, for the wind to be the mourner as it shrieks at injustice, and the sky to remain unchanged, still blue and still serene.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Gelmir - Complete
Conqueror by Duilin reviews
I shall conquer him.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Celegorm, Dior - Complete
Twisted Version of Cinderella by Duilin reviews
A story of Cinderella told with some characters from the Silmarillion, including the royal family of the Noldor and original characters.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 78,722 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Maglor
Fire by AzureSkye23 reviews
Fëanor's final thoughts. Drabble.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Fëanor - Complete
Desecrating the White Walls by Duilin reviews
...of the burning city with my tainted blood — the blood of deepest sin — and who I am, for I am the blood that I will spill under the canopy of the sky. Drabble for Maeglin.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Maeglin - Complete
The Mirror by Duilin reviews
He always knows, and I cannot escape his eye, for we are one. A drabble for my depression.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Life by Mornen reviews
A collection of short stories from Feanor's POV about little Maedhros, Maglor, Celegorm, Caranthir, Curufin, Ambarussa. Told in no particular order with no particular point, I just wanted to make cute little Feanorian family stories. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Fëanor - Complete
Lothloríen Abandoned by butterflyninja935 reviews
Random inspiration of free verse! Lothloríen, after all the elves have left and gone across the sea.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Complete
Niphredil by GwennielOfNargothrond reviews
Who is that mysterious Man and why does he grieve? Finduilas is drawn by Túrin in Nargothrond, however the mortal is followed by misfortune no matter where he goes.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Túrin, Finduilas - Complete
Through a glass darkly by Aria7 reviews
Finarfin enroute to the War of Wrath debates his family and their decisions but through darkened sky and darkened glass. "Around the coast, skirt the cliffs... When the last sword is drawn and then at last sheathed, I will welcome them home."
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Finarfin
I hate my brothers by Crimson Cupcake reviews
My name is Morifinwe Carnistir. My father decided it would be a good idea to leave me alone with each of my brothers for a day. My father is not good at coming up with good ideas.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Caranthir - Complete
Embers by Crystal113 reviews
Maglor's journey through the Ages. Linked ficlets leading directly into "Rise Again From Ashes."
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Maglor, Elrond - Complete
At Fault by Duilin reviews
'She was the last person he wanted to see here.' Starring Galad Estel's Ambrae and Beleg Cúthalion in a story of slight tragedy, some humor, and friendship to romance. Part of the Your Character fictions. Rated T for definite death.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Beleg C. - Complete
Precious Treasure by illuminazione reviews
The voice is alone in a dark, wet and cold cave. It once had friends, family, a life. Now that's all gone, but there are no regrets. The treasure is its life now. - Third part of my 120 prompts challenge. Enjoy. Now finally finished!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Gollum, Frodo B.
Nightfall by Sigrid Sigbjornsdotter reviews
Sam takes Elanor out to see a group of elves passing through the Shire. Among them is an elf he once knew - and it will lead to a conversation about time, death, and what comes after.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Samwise G., Legolas - Complete
The Dragon Slayer by the green lama reviews
A short story about Faramir, age eleven, his relationship with his older brother, and his tendency to be distracted by dragons when there is homework to be done...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
Second Born by Harlequin Sequins reviews
Who is he to deserve love where he has not earned it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Faramir, Denethor - Complete
Allies by Kara's Aunty reviews
Nine drabbles for friends and comrades. Third & final installment in the 'Nine' Trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Elrond, Théoden - Complete
Beneath the Sickle's Swing by Clodia reviews
A collection of drabbles found in the ruins of Utumno during the years of Melkor's captivity. MEFA 2011 Third Place in Drabble Series: General and a Smaug's Treasure. 6. After the Manner: Orcs, one drabble.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Thuringwethil
Writing in Arda by Rhyselle reviews
A collection of new Silmarillion-based drabbles. #1 - Windchimes. Inspired by a poem, an elf finds beauty in that which is broken.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011
Sunsets and Regrets by Ravenclaw-Rose reviews
Arwen was not the only woman in the Third Age to give life up in favour of love... Finduilas tries to help Denethor accept what is to come.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Denethor, Finduilas
Wrath and Ruin by Min Daae reviews
Maglor after Feanor's death. He wants to go back, but Curufin sees his brothers falling apart and won't allow it. He won't allow it. Maglor has Forebodings, and is a Reluctant Dragon.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Maglor - Complete
Pizza Night in Imladris by CaelumBlue reviews
Elladan and Elrohir had only wanted Maglor to relax for a bit - not have a near-fatal reunion with two elves of Doriath, they swear. Nimrodel's snickering isn't helping. And WHERE is Mithrellas with the pizza? Modernday Elves, This Day and Age series.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,702 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Maglor, Celeborn
No Going Back by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
After the fall of Morgoth, what thoughts could have possibly led Morgoth's black captain, Sauron, to repent before Eonwe? Perhaps these thoughts...
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Sauron, Eönwë - Complete
Righteous Deeds by GwennielOfNargothrond reviews
Banished from Nargothrond: the story of Curufin and Celegorm as they arrive to Himring and face the matter of telling the truth behind Finrod's death to their elder brothers. Noldor-fic on the sons of Feanor.Now a Proofread version!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Curufin, Celegorm - Complete
The Unspoken by Elfique reviews
Many things remain unspoken, the reason for Glorfindel's apparent batchelorhood being one of them. A five part series of vignettes.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Glorfindel, Aredhel - Complete
The Tale of Gondolin by UnendingSong reviews
Tolkien wrote many pieces of the story of Gondolin but the work was never completed. It is a story of love, courage, death, and suffering. Now for the first time is the entire story of Tuor and the fated city, retold in the words of this Tolkien scholar.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Tuor, Voronwë
For Love or Money by Lady MSM reviews
After an argument with his stepmother, Feanor runs away from home, adopts a new identity, and finds a new life with master craftsman Mahtan and his family. Everything is perfect...that is, as long as they don't find out who he really is.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,896 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Fëanor, Nerdanel - Complete
The Final Battle by LeCastor reviews
The end of all things brings hope of second chances to those bereft of most of their first. Aredhel, Turgon, Finrod and Caranthir POV, Dagor Bragollach, Post-apocalyptic. Features surprise guests. Beta'd. WIP.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,051 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009
And he will remember it ere the end by Casey Toh reviews
"Your father loves you, and he will remember it ere the end." To see one's wife's life wane day by day, and his son grow, it is easier to blame another than himself. One shot. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Denethor
Look into my Eyes by Mirach reviews
Not just a flaming eye, but a person... The last moments of Sauron.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sauron - Complete
Copper and Flame by Araloth the Random reviews
A sweet and light-hearted story in which a young Feanor discovers new feelings for the daughter of a craftsman. Slightly AU. Complete!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Red Wool by Elfique reviews
"It was her labour to see it recorded, and so she would see it done." Vairë weaves the Battle of Unnumbered Tears.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Vairë - Complete
I Burn by Hippodamia reviews
Glorfindel suffers still.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Glorfindel - Complete
The Treacherous Ice by WiseQueen reviews
The ice on which Arindis was standing was crushed. A few yards away her father could only watch helplessly as his daughter disappeared into the waves. Crossing the Helcaraxë was perilous ...
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Season of Hope by Ellfine reviews
Glorfindel has a conversation he should have had long ago.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Glorfindel - Complete
The Great Water by Yavie Feels Pretty reviews
“Cruel it is, yesss?” He licked the last of his meal from his lips, watching as the bewildered chicks huddled further into the swiftly-fading warmth of their nest. Slight AU. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Gollum - Complete
A Common Enemy by Enelya reviews
Fingolfin, recently come to Mandos, seeks out his half-brother for explanations of various issues in the house of Finwë. In short: it's all Finarfin's fault.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Sad But True by Ecthelion of the Fountain reviews
A story for Celegorm the fair, the third son of Fëanor. An attempt to give the life of a simple villain more details without turning him into someone who deserves sympathy. Rated K-plus for the possible cynical and biased views of characters.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,478 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Celegorm, Aredhel - Complete
The Breach in the Walls by Ecthelion of the Fountain reviews
What was on Maeglin's mind when he faced Idril in the end?
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Maeglin - Complete
When the Stars Smile by Dawn Felagund reviews
A romantic comedy about how Caranthir met his wife and developed his disdain for the House of Finarfin. Warning for some bawdy humor.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Maedhros Fëanorion’s Diary by fanged geranium reviews
The Silmarillion' in the style of 'Bridget Jones's Diary'
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/26/2005
Unstrung by Tehta reviews
Right before the War of Wrath, a very damaged Maglor ponders and remembers various matters.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2004
Captain Tinkerbell by lipstick reviews
A response to the Maglor throughout history debate in Silmfic's disscussion group. Maglor is in World War One and yes he does get to meet his creator.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2003
Real Men Wear Jewelry by Mouse reviews
Sequel to "If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth" -- The boys trade opinions on wine, women, and song while pumping iron in Mandos' weight room. [Warning: Extreme Mockery. Silmarillion knowledge required!]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
In the Fire of the Sun by alena reviews
Imprisoned in the Noldorin city, Eöl finally learns the truth about Aredhel.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Complete
If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth by Mouse reviews
From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2002
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The Wary Eye reviews
...sees life differently: the fall of the house of Fëanor as told from the perspective of Maedhros' psychotic wife.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,244 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - OC, Maedhros
Grey Curtain reviews
"I tried to save the Shire, and it has been saved, but not for me. It must often be so... when things are in danger, someone has to give them up, lose them, so that others may keep them." (Part of the Autumn Intervention.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Frodo B. - Complete
The Envelope reviews
I'd be lying if I told you that Crackers was normal *before* her favourite author showed up and enlisted her in a program that would grant her wishes, but her life was about to cast off any semblance of the word... Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,741 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Curufin, Eöl, Maedhros, OC - Complete
blank reviews
There is a letter Indis shouldn't be writing. A belated birthday fic for Galad Estel! :)
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Indis, Nerdanel - Complete
The shadow and the gold reviews
/I shiver still./ Loki doesn't belong here. Or anywhere. A gapfiller of sorts, and a birthday fic for The Wayfaring Strangers. :)
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Loki - Complete
The Darkness That Remains reviews
"But what is light, in the end?" A requiem in two perspectives, and a birthday fic for Russingon5Eva. :) Silmarillion references included.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Gandalf, Sauron - Complete
Three Good Reasons reviews
We're always bored at feasts, Glor and I... which is how Arwen and Aragorn's wedding dinner turned into proof of his affinity for wine. A (rather crack!y) birthday present for LadyErestor83. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Erestor, Glorfindel, Peregrin T., Aragorn - Complete
Patience reviews
"They will return." After the disappearance of the ships from Araman, Turgon disputes Fingon's faith. A belated birthday fic for Mornen. :)
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Fingon, Turgon - Complete
According to Plan reviews
It's Nerdanel's begetting day, and Russandol has a scheme. Of course he does.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Maedhros, Maglor - Complete
These My Fragments reviews
Some things, Sauron just can't fix. A birthday fic for AzureSkye23, told in three vignettes. Happy Birthday, Skye! :)
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sauron - Complete
Sullied Keys reviews
Davy Jones could never decide whether the music kept him sane, or only drove him madder.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Davy Jones - Complete
Of Feet reviews
...in which Grandfather Beren plays with the kiddies, sarcasm ensues, and the authoress loses a part of her dignity. Crack!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Luthien T., Beren - Complete
Fish Bones, Goblins' Teeth, and a Bit of Bat Wing reviews
Formerly a 100-day countdown to "An Unexpected Journey", now 100 bookverse drabbles for The Hobbit. All genres, all characters, non-chronological, major SPOILERS!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 11,300 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
The Bravest reviews
"Her whole mind and body were focused on that alarm clock." 999 words- in Microsoft Word, that is- for Mrs. Dubose's struggle.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
Shards in a Dustpan reviews
Third Age, LotR-centric drabbles and vignettes from B2MeM12, feature many genres and characters, from Aragorn toward Caradhras, to Frodo post-Quest, to the tragic past of Denethor, to everything before, behind, and in-between! Very bookverse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Complete
Helping Me Remember reviews
Attached to those two boys are the most repulsive of memories. A vignette starring two sets of brothers post-Sirion; decidedly not fluff. Belatedly-posted B2MeM12 fic! -...Such as it is.-
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Maedhros, Elrond - Complete
Glass When Broken reviews
...becomes many little pieces. Silm drabbles, vignettes, oneshots, and everything in between from Back to Middle-earth Month 2012.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete
Felis reviews
This is really quite the demented little thing, based on Tolkien's account, as found in Unfinished Tales, of Beruthiel, childless queen of Gondor, and Arda's one and only crazy cat lady. Warning: Disturbing themes not wholly the character's fault. Very belatedly-posted B2MeM12 fic!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Human - Complete
To Ears Unhearing reviews
At various points in the First Age, what would each of Feanor's sons have said to his father, if only Feanor had been there to hear it? Belated birthday fic for Duilin!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Fëanor - Complete
The Black Breath Blows reviews
Five haikus describing the creeping coldness that is death from the above-named affliction; B2MeM12 fic! Poetry from a non-poet- be ye warned!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete
Beneath reviews
"Come, little ones, I dare you to awaken me." A pair of vignettes for the Balrog of Moria. B2MeM12 Bingo Bash fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Complete
A Proposal and an Engagement reviews
Dora Baggins and her father, Fosco, come to Bag End on a somewhat awkward errand shortly after Bilbo's return, and Fosco receives a surprise from the most unlikely of places. Written for the B2MeM12 Bingo Bash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bilbo B. - Complete
What's In a Name? reviews
Pip and Estella were walking in the garden. Written for the B2MeM12 Bingo Bash.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Great Expectations - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Meriadoc B., Estella B. - Complete
Thirty More reviews
An uncreative title for my response to AzureSkye23's challenge based on Duilin's fic 'Forty Two.' Disclaimer: Crackers is not a poet. ;P
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Fëanor, Nerdanel - Complete
The Yarn Collection reviews
My responses to Virodeil's "100 Prompts." These drabbles consist of a wide variety of genres and characters, though I've been told they're primarily angsty. ; Finally COMPLETE! Thank you, my encouragers!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,866 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Complete
Thriller reviews
This is yet another themed vignette series by me. There are nine of these because each one is based off of a line or so that is in italics at the beginning from a song off of Michael Jackson's album Thriller. I own nothing !
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Complete
The Worst Road reviews
Gollum's thoughts as he takes the road to Orodruin. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Gollum - Complete
The Powers That Be reviews
This is a set of sixteen drabbles one for each Vala plus Morgoth and Eru about the involvement of the Valar in LotR. Their reflections, opinions, and overlooked deeds hopefully put a different spin on the events of the Great Years.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Valar - Complete
Crazy Is reviews
One of the anomalous and "out of character" elves of Rivendell in The Hobbit reflects on her past and her current state. This short little fic is the first story I ever wrote that I consciously knew was fanfic. Review!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
Even Grey Birds Sing reviews
This is the First Fic, which the authoress continues to inflict upon the world for Nostalgic Reasons.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Melian, Olórin - Complete
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