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Joined 04-10-11, id: 2835122, Profile Updated: 04-17-13

Things about me!
I'm Cathryn AKA Catt. I'm a couple weeks away from being 18, LOVE to read and write, tend to be very literate, and like watching movies of pretty much any kind. (So far at least.) I love roleplaying, drawing, writing stories, gardening, rain, wind, singing, tasting new things, baking/cooking, and I HATE cleaning my room cause it gets messy again almost instantly. I speak my mind, so call me a bitch if you want, but I don't really care. If you want to be friends, super! If you decide to pick on my friends and I'm coming after you with a shovel though. The last thing you would hear is me saying "Take that, son of a bitch!" So please leave my friends alone. Thanks!
Bands/Singers I like!

Basshunter, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Drowning Pool (Let the bodies hit the floor!!), Fiona Apple, Danny Elfman's stuff, Rihanna, Groove Coverage, AFI, t.A.T.u., Madonna, Cascada, Britney Spears, The Rasmus, Shakira, Cobra Starship, Weird Al, Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga
TV shows/Movies I like!

Mythbusters, Phineas & Ferb, Spongebob Squarepants, Rent, Moulin Rouge, Pippin, James Bond (all of them!), Indiana Jones (all of them), Star Trek (new one. haven't seen the others yet), ALL HARRY POTTER MOVIES!!!!!
Celebrities I want to meet!

Gary Oldman, Gerard Butler (the Butler did it! XD), Rosario Dawson, Harrison Ford, Ewan McGregor, Nicole Kidman, Pierce Brosnan, Sean Connery, Zachary Quinto, Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews, Viggo Mortenson, Johnny Depp, Helena Barham Carter, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, Jason Issacs, Bill Engvall, David Bowie, James and Oliver Phelps, Jensen and Daneel Ackles, Jared and Gen Padalecki, Misha and Victoria Collins (imma add more when i can)
Books I think are awesome!!

Harry Potter (5th sucked tho), Lord of the Rings, Edward Gorey stuff, Nancy Drew (yes, ALL of them), Hardy Boys (all again), Nightworld, Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy, The Last Apprentice series, Nicholas Flamel series


are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
if you think some people must be on sugar highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off
Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Music is love in search of word.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Damn, that was fun!'
My favourite word is sarcasm.
Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way
My heart is not a playground.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the compliment.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I hate it when people say:
"When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.
"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.
"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.

"Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it?
"Lol(all the time)" If you laugh out loud that much, then you have issues.

I really hate stereotypes...

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (or part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. :D
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party, too.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (I am and I do...so yeah...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick, steal all your stuff, be stupid and the tests are getting easier, and twang school.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt

Copy and paste these onto your profile if you hate stereotypes too and would like to break all of them.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was
BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK When I'm sick I'm BLACK When I go in the sun I'm BLACK When I'm cold I'm BLACK When I die I'll be BLACK But you sir, When you're born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE When you're sick, you're GREEN When you go in the sun you turn RED When you're cold you turn BLUE And when you die you'll turn PURPLE And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

"Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
If you have ever ran into a door or a glass wall copy and paste this onto your profile (haha, funny story)
If you've ever walked through an open door thinking it was closed, copy and paste this onto your profile. (don't even think of asking why or how or asking anything at all)
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile. (usually the one's I hate or when the good guys are being stupid and clueless)
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. (weird sensation but fun except when it happens while you're in the classroom at school and you CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!!)
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (i'm nuts like that.)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (guilty)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (or just say "I know! Join the club of freaky-ness. Where we all act like freaks!"), copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37,wingedvampiregrl, Sarra Elizabeth, Piper Lanchester
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. (I am weird and proud of it!)
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (don't ask)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (I do both, though right now it's mainly reading!)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (I've stayed up 'til 5...i think...can't remember, I was kinda tired)
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (ME!!)
If you've ever started sobbing for no reason copy this to your profile. (the one disadvantage of many about being part of the emotional gender)
95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile. (ME!!)
If you have ever stayed up ALL NIGHT and skipped school/college/work just so you could finish a really good book, copy this to your profile.
If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. (Rain rocks!!)

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War Games by Mist2393 reviews
Sam and Cas meet playing WoW, become friends and eventually more than that, but live on opposite sides of the country so they can only communicate electronically. Eventual Sastiel with possible background Debriel. Also a wild Misha appears. Teen because there'll probably be language because Dean's in it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Sam W., Castiel
Missing A Half by silverdreams92 reviews
After the war, George Weasley is trying to put his life back together. For him, it's easier said than done. Will his life ever be "normal" again or will it spiral out of control? This is AU just to be safe later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Meet the Family by Seito reviews
HP/YJ. "Dick." "Yes?" "Why are you here?" Under normal circumstances, Wally would be thrilled to have his best friend over for the weekend. However, his family was over. All 9 Redheads, and 2 friends. He was never gonna survive the weekend. R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 108 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete