Author has written 18 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Okage, Tales of Xillia, Gravity Falls, Undertale, and Tales of Graces.
Hiya everyone, I am FlamingFlyingFoxOfDoom. My Tumblr is ThatCrazyVixen for those of you who care. I don't seem to be as wordy as I was when I first started this account. Or at least, wordy on MY account. ...Also I make bad puns now.
Anywho, enjoy the profile.
Name: Eh. Just call me Fox
About PMs (Private Messaging): I'll probably read them and will try to reply if it seems appropriate.
I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world."
Some people are like sliinkies, they have no purpose in life but it brings you a smile when you push them down the stairs. .
"Give me that popcorn so I can eat this book!"
"I cant fight the apple! It's high in vitamin C and it will kill me!"
Lemony Snicket: You keep important things in your fridge. For instance, an ice pack if you've been wounded. A bottle of water if you are dying of thirst. And a basket of strawberries if a maniac came up to you and said 'Give me a basket of strawberries right now or i'll poke you with this large stick.'
"Feel the pain of those inferior beings as you burn in hell!"
"Do not speak ill of the dead."
Raine Sage: I'm not a maniac! I'm a researcher!
Greed: There's no such thing as no such thing.
Roy Mustang: I'll leave you behind, so you have to catch up.
Darmen(From Pokemon): Those who say impossible accomplish nothing!
Werner Karl Heisenberg: Not only is the universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than we can think.
Mithos: Damn you Yuan and your randomly gained detective skills!
Skyward Squid (Legend of Zelda, Skyward Sword): You humans and your bones!
Tallulah Bankhead: Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
Oogway: Yesterday is history, tomorrow's a mystery, and today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.
Sigmund Freud: From error to error, one discovers the entire truth.
Jack(classmate): As I took the last bite of my cinnamon bagel, I knew it was gone forever. :'(
Umbo: Stop apologizing for being alive.
Mrs K: Now he didn't understand human nature. And that nature is called SCREWING UP!
Frederick Douglass: I stand before you as a thief and a robber. I stole this head, these limbs, this body- from my master and ran off with them.
Uncle Slim (My Uncle...): When I was a baby log, i was a twig!
Me: Why is the chicken talking to me...? ...THE CHICKEN HAS TAUGHT ME HOW TO WALK! Thank you, Chicken.
FitzChivlary: A scar isn't as good as flesh, but it stops the bleeding.
Riza Hawkeye: The resolve to protect is stronger than the force to kill. That is what I choose to believe. (May not be word for word.)
Phillip J Fry: That's the funny thing about destiny. Sometimes fate has other plans.
Cr1tikal: A door that does not open is nothing but a wall.
Ghandi: An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind
Burrich: When you cut pieces from the truth to avoid sounding like a fool, you end up sounding like a moron instead.
Nighteyes: There is no shame in walking away from bones, nor is there any special wisdom in injuring oneself over and over.
wolfofthemoon101's 'Life is for a Living'
Truth:You amuse me Edward Elric, and I enjoy watching your reactions to emotional pain.
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I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
When you find you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.
Quotes from my Fics:
Me (AN from FullMetal Warrior): "We're dead AND alive! O.O Or we never existed to begin with."
Edward Church/ Elric (Forgotten): "Sorry to bother you, but us inchworms have things to do."
Lloyd Irving Quotes:
You're born for a reason.
I want to be a summoner! So I can say things like 'Burn to Oblivion!'
Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.
Alphonse Elric Quotes:
Science that doesn't benefit people is no science at all!
The real world is imperfect and there isn't a single principle that can explain everything.
Listen! Do you smell something...? (I think this was a typo. From FMA and the Broken ANgel)
Edward Elric Quotes:
There are so many asses that I have to kick!
You will have to decide for yourself. Walk on your own, move forward. You got a good, strong pair of legs. You should get up and use 'em.
Don't call me short! I'll cut off your feet and stick them on your head!
(To Winry) E-Equivalent Exchange! You give me half of your life and I'll give you half of mine!
There's no equivalent trade for a life. No matter how hard I try, it might be in vain. But...
Ow... Don't worry about me, I only landed on my spine.
I'm not optimistic, I'm just STUBBORN.
Mariah Quotes (Mariah's my best friend.)
I saw!!! I saw!!! I saw a... a... squirrle!!! It was terible it killed an... acorn!!! I tried to save the acorn but it was to late. VAMPIRE SQUIRRLE STRIKES AGAIN!!!
I was just thinking of buffalo wings, and now I'm holding a tape measure.
I was playing in the rain and I came in. And... Well, it wasn't fun. And now I'm cold...and wet.
You can smell through the phone? Cool, I wanna try! *SNIFF* Ah... I smell phone.
Ling: Have you ever heard the saying 'if you want to shoot the general, first shoot the horse'?
Ed: If you want to shoot the general, THEN JUST SHOOT THE GENERAL!
Julia: Yah! Sorry Shelb, I guess you're starting over.
Shelby: It's all according to my master plan.
Shelby: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MY MASTER PLAN!!!!!!!!!!
Me:Don't push it.
Mariah: I tend to push it alot.
Me: I tend to push people off cliffs,
Mariah:...I think i'll stop pushing it.
-My Sister and I playing Tales of Graces-
Inside the Rockgagong-
Nee-san: There's nothing to eat in here...
Me: Kill that turtle! We can eat it!
Nee-san: Wha-? No we can't-
Me: SHUDDUP AND KILL THE TURTLE!
My Mom: You weren't made to fit in, you were born to stand out.