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Joined 10-21-02, id: 283713, Profile Updated: 11-12-09
Author has written 14 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Fanfiction Poetry.

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yes... that's right- where you can find a seemingly endless amount of HARRY POTTER and YU-GI-OH quotes~~~ chosen by me - ... and the bio too


Favourite quotes:

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Yu-Gi-Oh


‘And then there was one’
Another Chance At Everything
Brood Mayran

‘Eight death glares’
Seven Guys, Two Girls, and One ! Elevator
Lady Of The Wolves
(Eight death glares in a cramped elevator… all pointed at Ryou, Hehe)

‘That was the understatement of the year, thank you Yami’
Hearts Change
Twill

‘ “Something wrong, Angel Bakura?” He questioned mockingly’
Dark Flame
Sarina Fannel

‘The wonderful people…’
Yugi and Company Meet Inschool Suspension
The Evil Laugh

‘ "Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, you know." ’
When Darkness Falls
Blue-Kool-Aid

‘ “Honestly, he needs a sign taped on him that says 'I'm a pervert. I will try very hard to keep my hands above the equator”. ’
Yami No 'Niichan
Ninetails

‘Yami gave me an ice-cold glare. Well, I love you too buddy!’
Yami No 'Niichan
Ninetails

‘ “Don't. Say. Anything. You'll ruin my good mood. And if I so much as hear the words "I told you so," or "that wasn't so hard was it?" I will make sure you won't be able to stand for a bloody year.” ’
Gutterflower
Lady Yami Bakura

‘ "Please don't look at my as if I'm lunch." ’
Hearts Change
Twill
(Bakura and Malik just found out young Yami (their friend and pharaoh) had a millennium item (presently in past life). I’d say that would pretty much sum up their facial expressions, wouldn’t you?)

‘ "You figure it out, no way in hell I'm explaining." ’
In The Guise Of An Angel
Saraha
(That is actually Ryou speaking! Hehe. Bakura just asked what those female hygienic items were used for from a commercial!)

‘ "I'm not going to run around the Dualist Kingdom in my underwear!" ’
In The Guise Of An Angel
Saraha

‘ “I never seem to do it right...king of games...court jester of wrapping presents.” ’
Frozen Dreams
Mally-Chan
(yami speaking)

‘ “Mine,” was the only thing that came out of my mouth, as my eyes took on a look that said ‘Hi, I’m going to eat you now!’ ’
Bound By Our Simple Mistakes
CloakandDagger/Aisha Outlaw

‘ “Whatever the hell you are, could you please stop snoring in my head!” ’
Bound By Our Simple Mistakes
CloakandDagger/Aisha Outlaw

‘ “When-….. Who-…… But we’re-…… How!” Good Job Ryou, that has to the worst attempt at denial ever!’
Bound By Our Simple Mistakes
CloakandDagger/Aisha Outlaw

‘ "Um... Your towel's falling off." ’
Control
Lfangor

‘ “'Blue-Eyes? What Blue-Eyes?' I asked, cuz I didn't have any of dem on the field," Seto slurred nearly incoherently, "and the next thing I knew we were practic'ly in bed togeder!" ’
Control
Lfangor

‘ "I am not cute, I'm a spirit of darkness!" ’
And it continues!
‘ "I thought we already covered this! I am a spirit of darkness, I'm not supposed to be cute!" ’
Control
Lfangor
(I had the first one down but, looks at second quote I just couldn’t resist! Haha, Bakura speaking. lol)

‘He quickly pushed aside the one with the deformed tiger; it unnerved him.’
Wake Up My Little Aibou
Crayon
(Bakura looking through cereal boxes, though I must say I think he’s right)

‘ "I have to go to the bathroom." Everyone blinked.’
Brontophobia
Hato-Chiisai
(One of those EVERYONE crowded in one room, looking at Ryou who was trapped by everyone surrounding him, and then he finally speaks for the first time in so long…)

‘Normally, he'd be furious, but he was too weak to care about, uh, being weak…’
(I don’t know what fic this is from sob)

‘He spoke as though he was telling a psychotic Marik to put down a button that would detonate a nuclear warhead.’
I want It I Need It
Hato-Chiisai

‘And then he stood, Joey hanging over his shoulder like a bag of dog food.’
Tainted Kisses
Inuki Ookami

‘ "I should hope not. I don't love my archery set that way-- oh. OH." ’
Trials of the Changing Heart
Kiryuu
(And so Marik catches on to what Ryou was trying to say…)

‘Ryou came to for a second and drowsily tapped Bakura. “You don’t hate me, do you?” he asked sleepily.
“I loathe you, miserable worm of a human,” growled Bakura, pushing away Ryou’s hand.
“Love you too,” replied Ryou, and promptly passed out again.’
Seven Guys, Two Girls, and One ! Elevator
Lady Of The Wolves

‘No wonder he's such a good thief - he really can't keep his hands to himself!’
Do What You Have To Do
Edmondia Dantes

‘ “I mean, our bodies are identical so in a way I have seen…it.” ’
Master Party Planner from the Stars and Beyond!
SpookyChild
(Oh yeah Bakura, smooth)

‘ "Your right to remain evil has been duly noted," ’
The Egypt Game
Sunfreak

‘There was Seto, Dress in one hand, Joey’s shirt in the other, in his boxers, looking down at his behind. “Tea! What’d you slip into my coffee?” ’
Baka And Bishounen
Bhakti

‘ “No, no. Don’t tell me. Something has ticked you off. I won’t take this anymore. First, we hate each other, then the next thing I hear, you don’t hate me, then, neither of us hate each other, then I hate you, but think you don’t hate me, and now that I don’t hate you, you hate me!” ’
Baka And Bishounen
Bhakti

‘A killer idea popped into his head. Well, it was more of a suicidal idea but Jounouchi was almost positive that it would work’
Between The Lines Of Letters
DigiDreamerLiss

‘I've probably mortified him for life. Perfect.’
Curiosity Killed The Puppy
Treana

‘Normally I don't like people messing with my hair... but this is Seto we're talking about here. So it's okay. I'll only yell at him for it instead of killing him.’
Curiosity Killed The Puppy
Treana

‘Whoa, Seto Kaiba has emotions. Creepy.’
Curiosity Killed The Puppy
Treana

‘ "Hey man! Wus wrong wit yas?" Dammit Jou! I'm trying to act inconspicuous! I made my voice gruff and coughed a bit.
"Who you talkin ta?" Ohhh shit... I sound like Bakura!
"Bakura? Izzat yew?"
"Uhm... cough cough No. Who is this Bakura you speak of?"
"Oh nuttin man. Juss a friend." A FRIEND! THE WORLD HAS COME TO AN END!’
Valentine Blue
Ame Kurayami
(Ryou narrating.)

‘So I was "startled". Behold the understatement of the century. I was thinking more along the lines of "scared shitless".’
Good Enough For Me
Lor Wells

’ “I am not a psychological problem!”
Bound By Our Simple Mistakes
CloakandDagger/Aisha Outlaw
(Marik growled at Bakura, eyes narrowed in offence. Hehe- suuure, you’re not)

'Yugi burst into another fit of laughter "Kissing Seto Kaiba is cool! there's headlines for you!" '
Online Love!
yuna82

’ "Katsuya's log. Hour 8. The primitive beast known as Kaiba continues to ignore me and jab at the keyboard. He doesn't seem to possess any social skills to speak of. So far the only responses I have gotten out of him have been grunts and snorts." ‘
Snowed In
Insight-to-insanity

’ "Then let's call it a night...I've got my own trick or treating to do...on you..." ‘
Revelations
Tsukino no Kodomo

'Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts. Baseball, duel monsters, work, my office, the desk chair, the desk, ..Jou on the desk, ..on his back. Shit this isn't working.'
Cause its Friday and I'm in love
Code name: Messiah

'Neither of them is really stupid ; they're just very stubborn and oblivious.'
Blue Eyes, Brown Eyes
Misura

' "Oh really!" The man said sarcastically. "Then what were you doing?"
"Uh..." Katsuya had a lost look plastered to his face. "We were...um...I FELL!" '
Snowed In
insight-to-insanity

'Jou gulped and stepped forward. "What is this?" He blurted out.
Seto looked around the room, then back at Katsuya. "My office?"'
Snowed In
insight-to-insanity

' "Well," Kaiba began. "If we study Anubis, we might actually figure out where you came from." '
Many Projects, 1 Partner
Kiawna
(mouth gapes Whoa, that's one good insult. ...and if you don't get it... for shame)

'Seto felt all the blood drain from his face. 'Video? They have us on video!...DOING WHAT! ''
Snowed In
insight-to-insanity

'Seto flushed under their scrutiny. "Th-that's none of your business."
Yami snorted. "Who'd of known? Kaiba Seto, Mr. Touchy Feely!"
"I'll give you something to feel..."
"Ooohhh, and Mr. Violent is back!" Exclaimed Bakura.'
Snowed In
insight-to-insanity

'Seto had already imprinted a fear in him that getting fingerprints over anything would result in himself getting brutally murdered.’
Favourite fics and authors.'
Beauty and the Beast
Psycho gurl

’ "Nothing, I had this short thought that you were being nice and complimentary, but forget it. Obviously just being evasive" ‘
Beauty and the Beast
Psycho gurl

'It was awkward enough admitting to himself that he liked a guy, but to another GUY…who happened to like HIM, no less…it was just unnerving.'
Beauty and the Beast
Psycho gurl

'Yami had gotten a book about Pharaohs in the olden days, a ‘Why does my voice change octaves so much’ book from Bakura, and a ‘How to get my cards back if someone steals them’ book from Seto.'
Of Panties and Oddly Placed Mistle Toe
Xiaolang's Ying Fa

’ “Bakura? Bakura and Malik!” And the twitch was back! “No. No, they’re not coming here.” ‘
Side Stories to Snowed In
insight-to-insanity

’ “But Ryou will be there! And you even said it yourself before that’s he’s pretty normal.”
“In comparison!” Seto exasperated. “I said he was pretty normal in comparison! Anyone is pretty normal compared to those two!” ‘
Side Stories to Snowed In
insight-to-insanity

’ “Hello, Kaiba.” Ryou said in his usual friendly manner. “How are you today?"
Seto snarled at him.
“Erm, forget I said anything...” Ryou didn’t back up though. He had seen much worse than a snarly Kaiba. He did live with Bakura, after all.’
Side Stories to Snowed In
insight-to-insanity

’ “YAMI DID THE COOLEST THING YESTERDAY!” Ryou interrupted with a panicked and desperate scream.
And the room fell silent.
“What,” Bakura asked, his right eye twitching. “Could the pharaoh have done that you would have considered ‘cool’?” ‘
Side Stories to Snowed In
insight-to-insanity

’Bakura snapped. “Bah! As if that baka can do anything besides take up space! And what the hell is it with him and tight leather! By Ra, he looks like he’s wearing painted saran wrap!” ‘
Side Stories to Snowed In
insight-to-insanity

’ “I have anger issues? Me! That’s a laugh, coming from the guy who created another person from his hatred!” ‘
Malik’s eyes narrowed. Marik was no comparison. That was constructive!
Side Stories to Snowed In
insight-to-insanity

‘ "His name's Jono, He's my Yami, and apparently that's his husband, Seth..." Jou replied, his eyes bugging, seeing someone who looks like him and his worst enemy...Hugging...’
(Lost author and story title)

‘ "Oh, no, nothing's wrong, I just have a yami who's apparently capable of breaking into or out of any tomb ever constructed, evading any trap the human mind could ever conceive, has total command of the mystical realm of shadows, and yet -"
There was an agonized scream from inside the stall.
" - he can't master zippers." Ryou finished bitterly. ‘
Make Like A Banana…
Ochodre

’ Yami's hand was a fist.
Ryou's hand was flat.
"Well, look at that," Ryou blinked dumbly. "Shall we go again?"
Silence.
"...Yami?"
The corner of Yami's eye was twitching. He hadn't moved.
"But... I'm... king of... games... how... impossible..." Yami murmured to himself, before he shook his head. "AHA! I nearly fell for your clever trap, but I'm on to you! Obviously, you have cheated, and only those who believe in the heart of the ca..." He glanced at his hand, "heart of... the... hand can truly win! You forget the obscure rule that I've conveniently made up that says that if I hold my pinkie out like this and play Rock, it becomes not a rock, but a Sharp Peak, and if paper tries to cover it, it gets impaled!" ‘
Make Like A Banana…
Ochodre

‘ "Good heavens!" Yami leapt to his feet and abandoned all thoughts of cake, eyes darting around, his cape-shirt billowing dramatically behind him, "Utmost danger! I must save the world!" He pulled out his deck and started shuffling intently.
Ryou blinked up at Yami, still on his knees. "...what're you doing?"
"How can I save the world if my deck isn't cut as THROUGHLY as it can be cut? I have to be in tip-top duelling condition!"
"This... this won't involve Duel Monsters."
Yami stared at him blankly. ‘
Make Like A Banana…
Ochodre

‘He didn't really want to argue or insult Kaiba or see him at all for that matter. He didn't care. He didn't care at all. Kaiba could have a girlfriend for all he cared.’
Rumors
Misori Chan

‘ Seto Kaiba and crying was a lethal combination - it had never been heard of and he'd be damned if it ever became true.’
Twelve Days of Christmas

'Bakura snorted. "You can't expect to control me with that! I've dealt with the power of the items and Shadow Magic for centuries, I couldn't possibly be possessed by an amateur such as-"

There was a sharp clunk as Marik whacked Bakura's forehead with the rod, knocking him out cold. '
sigh lost story and author.

‘ “-A little paranoid are we?-” ‘

It’s hard to pretend that you’re something you’re not when you have to be something you are.

‘ contemplating whether or not he should fling himself at Seto and strangle him with a computer cord. What a fitting way for him to die— ‘
Akuma to tenchi no kisu wa
Chevira Lowe

’You are to me what a grain of sand is to a mountain’
Akuma to tenchi no kisu wa
Chevira Lowe

‘ Perhaps because, at least a small part of him was holding out for him, for the slightest chance that he might return some fraction of his affection, by some fluke be gay too and even more amazingly, not hate his guts. ‘
Love In Disguise
Somnia Lustre

‘ He'd chosen to use a more primitive hacking technique and equipment, because although slow, they were harder to detect and people were so touchy about hacking now a days. ‘
Love In Disguise
Somnia Lustre

‘ Which was just plain ridiculous. Who ever would want to harm an anonymous Easter Bunny that was handing out chocolate eggs? ‘
Bunnylove
Misura

“And you call me immature” Jou growled sending dark glares Seto’s way
“What?” Seto asked a little more than confused until realized he had stuck his tongue out at the pup “Oh I wasn’t...I mean that was” Seto stammered “Don’t question me”
The Boy Gets Around
Sesshoumaru is my fluffy

‘ “Oh for…” Seto scowled, standing up to get away from the looming group, “Can I not come to the park for some peace and quiet without you people hassling me? You are like pests, I swear, everywhere I go…” He turned from them, ready to storm away with a dramatic billowing of his trench coat, ‘
Inescapable You
Ambivalence

Malik grinned, trying to look friendly but only succeeding in making everybody even more nervous of his intentions.
Inescapable You
Ambivalence

Turning his glare up a notch, Seto growled, “I honestly don’t want to know how you get through each day alive if this is how you learn your lessons.”
Inescapable You
Ambivalence

‘ “No way,” Bakura shook his head, crossing his arms over his chest as a sign of his irritation, “Last time we did something there, Ryou refused to acknowledge my presence for an entire week… -after- he threw a screaming fit, of course. Think of something else.” ‘
Inescapable You
Ambivalence

Actually, he had only managed to decide on one thing: Pop-up ads were Satan’s digital minions.
Side Stories to Snowed In
insight-to-insanity

Neither of us can believe our luck and each think we got the raw end of the deal.

"Mine wears dice from his ears," Tristan says.

"Mine's hairline changes according to the weather," I retort. Tristan and I once tried to figure out Kaiba's ebb-and-flow hairline. We finally blamed it on hair gel inexperience.
One Week
innominate

And now I know what to get the guy who has everything—I think I'll give Kaiba fifty pounds of junk mail for his next birthday.
One Week
innominate

Now I always thought that if you have to be told to have fun, what's comin' up is about as fun as a root canal.
One Week
innominate

I gag at the thought. Definitely gotta find Kaiba. Or the coat rack. Never underestimate the coat rack.
One Week
innominate

Though in spite of that fact Yami still doesn't notice it because he's only got eyes for Yugi. No, that's not quite what I meant. It's just that he's more interested in the body he's livin' in than some girl's. Hold it, I didn't mean that either. It's just that touching Yugi is like touching himself. Ya know, I'm burying myself here.
One Week
innominate

… as long as he keeps quiet and works on his laptop, I almost feel a certain amount of affection toward him. That is, I feel the same way about him as I do about my moldy old baby blanket—ya sure don't wanna hug it, but ya just can't bring yourself to throw it out.
One Week
innominate

I glare at him and all he does is –hm-. That one was "amused, with a hint of condescension." Sad that I can interpret these things.
(um- oh no- lost fic- HELP)

That's Kaiba for you—Yami may be king of games, but Kaiba's king of the backwards compliment.
One Week
innominate

That's Kaiba for you. Best friend in the hospital? It's okay, he's on life support. The game must go on.
(um… its that same fic- ….. help)

How'd she do that? Must be that thing they call 'women's intuition' (to be used whenever 'heart of the cards' is not applicable).

One Week
innominate

The Millennium Puzzle – Rubik’s Cube? Who needs it?
An Argument with Kaiba Seto
Shella

The Millennium Rod – Now if anyone claims you’re ‘compensating’, you can tell them to go to hell, & they will!
An Argument with Kaiba Seto
Shella

“I... I was just popping in for so-some papers I left on the counter.” He laughed nervously and gently waved before mentioned documents. “I, uh, didn’t know I’d be... –interrupting- anything. So, I’ll go and you can, um, continue.” He hesitated. “But not in here! We... we eat in here, ya know?”
Fallinf For Kaiba Seto
insight-to-insanity


Harry Potter


’He was wearing his you-better-tell-be-the-truth-because-if-you-don’t-and-I-find-out-I’m-going-to-rip-your-head-off glares, and Harry decided on telling the truth. He hesitantly nodded his head. ‘
Snuggle anyone?
fuzzybear

’He threw his arms in the air and walked towards the first door he saw. Unfortunately it was a cupboard.’

Dangerously In Love
Black Elf

’He jumped back in shock and fell off of his bed. Pulling himself up and smoothing back his hair he glared at the intruder. “Bloody owls... sitting around waiting to frighten people...” ‘

’ “Now that’s interesting.” Draco said calmly and everyone looked at him. He took a deep breath and smiled serenely before his face screwed up and he started screaming. “YOU JUST MADE ME SUFFER THAT LITTLE PICTURE BOOK OF UNWANTED MEMORIES AND WE STILL DON’T BLOODY KNOW WHICH ONE OF US IS PREGNANT! ALL WE KNOW IS THAT WE GOT WAY TO DRUNK AND FCKED EACH OTHER!” ‘

’Does this mean that I am The-Irresitable-Boy-That-Saved-The-Beautiful-Boy-Who-Lives-From-Death-By-Immeasurable-Tedium? ‘
Then He Opened His Mouth
SeparatriX

'At least now I know I'm not crazy...just incredibly, royally, screwed.’
Then He Opened His Mouth
SeparatriX

’ "Oh sure, laugh now. You weren't laughing when you were hurling accusations and insults at me last night." Draco quirked an eyebrow at Harry and smiled. "But it all worked out for the best in the end," Draco patted the bed beside him for effect, "and here I am." ‘
Then He Opened His Mouth
SeparatriX

’ “Can I call you Harry? Good! Lets work well on this. I don’t want to argue over nothing! Do you? Good! This is going to be a cool project, don’t you think? I think so and it will be fun! We’ll do our best, wont we Harry?” Draco nearly laughed. Potter’s mouth was open and was staring, shocked at Blaise’s rambling. ‘
“Do you always garble like that Zabini?” He asked. Blaise turned his head towards him and grinned.
“Course I do Ron, can I call you Ron? Good. I am not slimy. I am not unfriendly and I am not evil. I am cunning, conniving and I enjoy a good time! Nothing wrong with that is there? Didn’t think so!” It was Weasley’s turn to be speechless ‘
Darkness or Light What is Your Choice?
Kalariona

’ “What am I? Editor of the help pages?” Draco muttered’
Darkness or Light What is Your Choice?
Kalariona

’ “Draco, It’s freezing. Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea.”
“That's not true. All my idea’s are good idea’s.”
“Well, that's debatable.” ‘
Darkness or Light What is Your Choice?
Kalariona

’ "Yeah, I snuck into the Slytherin lockeroom with the Invisibility Cloak...to talk!" Harry assured Ron, as the redhead was beginning to look very uncomfortable and had started to fidget.’
These Thorns That Bind Us
VelvetBlood

’Harry grinned despite himself, looking at Ron as though he were some sort of advice god descended from the heavens.’
These Thorns That Bind Us
VelvetBlood

’ "There's every need!" Snape corrected McGonagall. "Do you know how long I've waited for a Potter to be royally fcked? And now, what with Malfoy being practically as rich as a prince, that wish is literally coming true!" ’
These Thorns That Bind Us
VelvetBlood

’ “You like him don’t you?” she asked.
Well... that was vague. “Like who?” I asked; trying to sound as confused as I possibly could.’
The Chamber of Secret Love Letters
Nanaki BH

’ “Then we’ll just have to trust to the infinite knowledge of the Professor My-Hair’s-So Greasy-There’re-Grindylows-Living-In-It Snape,” Harry said and Draco snorted with laughter.
“Cut him some slack,” he said. “Snape’s not so bad.”
“Yeah, well,” Harry said darkly, “he likes you, doesn’t he?”
“Thus the basis of his appeal,” Draco replied smoothly. “You like that oaf Hagrid because he’s nice to you. It’s the same thing.”
“No way, it’s completely different,” Harry protested. “You’ve always been a git to Hagrid.”
“And you’ve always been the picture of courtesy to Snape?” Draco asked, turning back to him with a smile. ‘
Tempus Fugit
Stylophile

’…pouring himself and Harry a glass of wine.
"Drink that and get some culture," ‘
Tempus Fugit
Stylophile

’ “You heard me, Potter,” Draco said, “and you know exactly what I’m talking about. I see the way you’re looking at me.” Really, it’s disgusting, cut it out, he mentally added.’

’ "No, Miss Parkinson and that's it! He needs his rest!" Pomfrey said firmly.
/Woo hoo! Way to go Pomfrey! I take back anything negative I ever said about you!/
"Oh, hello Mister Potter, Mister Malfoy isn't awake..."
Harry was there? No! He was awake! Really, he was! He actually wanted to see Harry! He's awake, he's awake, he's awake, he's...
"Wait! If Potter gets to go in then so do I!"
...asleep. He's sound asleep. May as well have taken draught of the living dead.

Stupid Pansy. Ruins everything.’
Tshirt
insight-to-insanity

’Blaise squinted at him for a moment before saying, “…What?”
Draco sighed and opened his mouth so as to allow whatever was making to fall from it do so as quickly as possible. “Your laugh,” he began, “While rather donkey-like, is quite sexy and I think that something has gone horribly wrong with the potion. So I am going now to find Potter and grope him. Question him. That is not what I meant to say. I meant to say grope him. Question him. Probably both. Stop me talking, Zabini! Do not laugh at me like that! Help me find him right now!” ‘
Pigtails
Persnickety

’ “Malfoy!” he exclaimed, sounding relieved and stuffy. “I was about to come and fondle you. Find you. And then maybe fondle you a bit. I was at least going to touch your bum. Bugger! Something’s wrong with the potion, it hasn’t worn off.” ‘
Pigtails
Persnickety

’ “Shut up, Malfoy, you’re coming with me if I have to knock you down and strip you. Drag you, I meant. If I have to strip you along with me. Drag you stripped. Drag you along with me. Just get going.” ‘
Pigtails
Persnickety

’ "Come here so I can properly injure you!” ‘
Pigtails
Persnickety

‘ “Do you have some kind of seventh sense, Malfoy,” he retorted angrily, “that tells you when you are the last person in the world that someone wants to see, just so you can show up?”‘
Checkmate
Naadi Moonfeather

‘Had he actually meant it? -Bloody hell-. Had he worried himself sick over nothing?’
Checkmate
Naadi Moonfeather

‘ “It’s –freezing- out here. If you don’t let me in soon, there will be nothing left of me but an ugly block of frozen git!” ’
Checkmate
Naadi Moonfeather

His features shifted into an expression of unruffled disdain, and he crossed his arms over his chest, the old well-known, annoyingly-cool, Draco-Malfoy-is-an-infuriating-git persona falling perfectly into place again.’
Checkmate
Naadi Moonfeather

Ron turned angrily to Harry. “Harry? How come –he- gets to know who you’re seeing, when you won’t even tell your friends?”
Harry was valiantly trying stop laughing; he really didn’t want to tease Ron. Well, maybe just a little. . . . “Because he was there?”
Checkmate
Naadi Moonfeather

‘ "What? He's making us work together?" He looked quite horrified. If there hadn't been more important things at stake, I would probably have been a little offended.’
Best Enemies (1) Draco Malfoy and the Perfect Plan
Augustus

‘ "Nice?" I was horrified. Expulsion or death would surely be better than being called 'nice' by Harry Potter.’
Best Enemies (1) Draco Malfoy and the Perfect Plan
Augustus

‘ ”My father must be the only parent in the entire world who signs a note to his only son with his full name." ‘
BE (2) Draco Malfoy and the Weight of Lineage
Augustus

‘I couldn't decide whether to hit him then and there or wait until some appropriate moment in a dark, abandoned hallway where I could really do the job properly.’
BE (2) Draco Malfoy and the Weight of Lineage
Augustus

‘It wasn't as though I'd originally planned to toss him a Weasley-esque grin, or wish him good luck (although that may have worked well in terms of a psych-out), but I had been ready to let him off lightly with a mild scowl or a superior smirk, if only to preserve as much energy as possible for the game itself.’
BE (3) Draco Malfoy and the Tarnished Snitch
Augustus

‘That was yet another irritating Potter trait: his habit of breaking records and traditions, everything from playing Quidditch as a first year to not dying when he should have done.’
BE (3) Draco Malfoy and the Tarnished Snitch
Augustus

‘ "Sure," I nodded. "It shouldn't take –too- long; after all, it's not like we have a –whole- year's worth of work to get though. And you're not –completely- thick - you're just rubbish at Potions." ‘
BE (4) Draco Malfoy and the Headmaster's Request
Augustus

‘Oh, ha ha," I muttered sarcastically. "I'm so honoured to be spending time with the Boy Who Cracked Bad Jokes."
Potter grinned. "Hypocrite."
"Muggle-lover."
"Bigot."
"Teacher's pet."
"Teacher's pet?" Potter laughed. "What do you call your relationship with Snape?"
"I thought you'd already established that I'm a hypocrite," I threw back.
"Touché." ‘
BE5) Draco Malfoy and the False Prophecy
Augustus

‘ “How would you like me to act?"
"A bit of bloody continuity would be nice," ‘
BE10: Draco Malfoy and the Tattered Charade
Augustus

‘ "Actually, I think that has more to do with my breathtaking good looks and sparkling personality," I corrected her mildly. "But believe what you will." ‘
BE10: Draco Malfoy and the Tattered Charade
Augustus

‘I smiled. "You know how it is. Girl meets incredibly attractive boy... Girl falls for incredibly attractive boy... Girl leaves red-haired boyfriend for incredibly attractive boy…" ‘
BE10: Draco Malfoy and the Tattered Charad
Augustus

I turned to look at Potter. "If you maim or disfigure me in any way, I will not be impressed."
BE10: Draco Malfoy and the Tattered Charade
Augustus

‘ "Whether I like you or not has nothing to do with it. I'm just saying that you're not physically repulsive to me." ‘
BE10: Draco Malfoy and the Tattered Charade
Augustus

‘ "Obviously there's something going on inside your head that I don't know about, but I think dating one Gryffindor is bad enough for this lifetime. My reputation would never recover if I took it upon myself to make my way through the entire house." Firmly, I placed her hand back on her own thigh. "No thank you. I'll stick to snogging the one loser, if you don't mind." ‘
BE10: Draco Malfoy and the Tattered Charade
Augustus

‘ “Harry James Potter you are the bestest, kindest, wonderfullest friend a girl could ever, ever have,” she beamed. It seemed somewhat of an over reaction to Harry but he wasn’t about to argue.‘
Good intentions
Louise4

‘ “I think its time to bring out the big guns, to play a game I know will appeal to the Slytherin’s amongst us and no,” he saw Hermione about to interrupt “before you say anything we do not need to do homework on a Friday night ‘Mione.”
“Hermione get out,” he paused for drama and received heckles from the crowd, “Risk.” ‘
Deal
Louise4

‘One: it was a Slytherin
Two: it was a bloke
Three: it was Malfoy’s best mate.
Four: it was Blaise and he wouldn’t want that.’
Deal
Louise4

‘ “Well,” she said slowly, trying to digest his rapid and garbled confession, “I see why Draco says Gryffindor’s can’t make plans. That sucks Harry!’
Deal
Louise4

‘Harry, you have this, this accident of birth or circumstance or whatever that gives you an amazing advantage over other people. I mean yeah, it also gave you pesky things like a deranged, snake faced wizard trying to kill you, but on the plus side you can do pretty much whatever you want. Auror, banker, teacher, Quidditch. Oh, and me, of course.” ‘
Deal
Louise4

‘ “Ah,” he said. “I’ll try to remember that. Always search for the path to a portkey hub that no one knows is there when running away into the forest from girls you don’t want to see you.”‘
Checkmate
Naadi Moonfeather

‘Sure enough, when Harry joined Draco at the spot, he could see a narrow path running off toward the main road. “Good job!” said Harry, both impressed and amused. “Shall I go first and make sure there aren’t any weeds in your way?” ‘
Checkmate
Naadi Moonfeather

‘Draco stopped in his tracks. “Oh, no,” he said, turning on Harry, indignation written all over his face. “I’ve changed my mind. I am not going –anywhere- – for any –reason- – with another girl with a stupid flower name. It’s getting ridiculous. Violet, Pansy, even my own mother is named after a flower!” ‘
Checkmate
Naadi Moonfeather

‘ “Oh,” said Harry, a little startled, “so was –my- mother. And my aunt.” He paused for a second. “Come to think of it, Lavender Brown, one of the Gryffindor girls in my year is too.”
“See,” said Draco, obviously feeling his claim had just been indisputably proven. “It’s been dreadfully overdone.” ‘
Checkmate
Naadi Moonfeather

‘…he became aware that the bed was surrounded by four very angry and suspicious looking Gryffindors, their wands drawn and pointed at himself. -Okay Harry, now would be a good time for you to wake up and explain things to your friends here-.’
Then He Opened His Mouth
SeraphixX

“No, it’s me, Voldemort,” Malfoy responded sarcastically. “I’m here for our bloody sleep over. Get up!”
The Hogwarts Boy's Guide
Marilyn Stabs

Bull’s-eye! Harry charged toward the wand, but just before he reached it, Malfoy bent over and headbutted him in the stomach. Harry fell to the floor.
“Ow! You crazy bastard!”
The Hogwarts Boy's Guide
Marilyn Stabs

‘ He wore a sleeveless shirt and Draco was pleased to see that he had apparent tan lines where his short sleeves normally ended. Ha.‘
The Outing
Nattish

‘Cream. Cream for his…lumps. Lump cream.
Those were the most beautiful words he had heard throughout the whole miserable day. -Cream of Lumps-: the very phrase made him shiver. The offer was tempting—but –no-. He was Draco Malfoy. ‘
The Outing
Nattish

‘ “I guess I’m insinuating that you’ve got frozen water flowing through your veins and a huge gaping black hole where you’re heart ought to be.” ‘
The Hogwarts Boy's Guide
Marilyn Stabs

Over the fireplace was a portrait of a very familiar looking pale boy with white hair and angular features. He was dressed in grey and looked rather dreary and bored, and was drumming his fingers on the frame. When the portrait saw Harry looking at it, it flashed him an obscene gesture.
The Hogwarts Boy's Guide
Marilyn Stabs

‘She cast a worried look at Draco and made a vague gesture towards Harry. What it meant was anybodies guess. Perhaps she meant that the two of them should try and escape together. Or perhaps she meant ‘Draco, you vile piece of pound scum, you’ll get yours, just like Potter’. Hard to tell with his mother- she was a fickle woman.’
The Hogwarts Boy's Guide
Marilyn Stabs

‘Contrary to popular belief, Draco was not a shameful coward.
He was proud coward.’
Sometimes the Dragon Wins
krisis81

'Bugger that,' Draco thought, poising the quill near the paper artfully. "The major function of the human skin is to keep all the bits inside," he wrote. He looked at his answer. Somehow, that didn't seem to be enough.
"One of its other major functions is to keep people who look at you from throwing up." That didn't seem right either, but it had been done, nevertheless. He tackled the fur question with aplomb. "Humans do not have fur because we have blankets and civilisation," he wrote. "We also do not have fur because we might skin each other for it if we had it."
Sometimes the Dragon Wins
krisis81

All the while Severus was giving Lupin a stare that, if looks could kill, would have stabbed, hung, poisoned, and suffocated the friendly lycanthrope.

‘Harry didn't think of something, which Draco supposed shouldn't be too surprising. There was a –reason-, of course, that this was the undesirable crowd. If they –were- capable of fun, all of his illusions and certainties about life would have been irrevocably shattered.’
Double Dare
Silvia Kundera

‘ "That's it," Ron shouted, yanking his wand from beneath his robes and elbowing Harry in the process, "He's –dead-."
"Ron!" Hermione said, reaching towards Harry's rapidly blackening eye.
"Hermione!" Ron gestured helplessly towards the smug curl of Draco's lips.
Harry cursed. "Malfoy!"
"Well," Draco observed, "We've all got each other's names down at least. This is progress." ‘
Double Dare
Silvia Kundera

‘You should come over to my house during winter holiday. We can have tea in the breakfast room."
"Your –house-?" Harry shouted. "Your family wants me dead!"
"Feeling a little self-important, are we?" ‘
Double Dare
Silvia Kundera

‘ "The Boy Who Lived,"
"I don't suppose that functions as a middle name, does it Potter? Think they'll have that on your NEWT certificate? Harry 'The Boy Who Lived' Potter?"
Harry glared.
"Because I've been thinking... Draco 'That Charming Bloke' Malfoy has an especially nice ring to it." ‘
Double Dare
Silvia Kundera

‘ ”Oh. Oh...Oh, and for the record, I could just as easily accuse you of twisting the context of my nonexistent context twisting into the twisting of context." ‘
Beast, Book, and Scandal
Craww

‘Shuddering out a breath, he played down to Remus' carnal blackmail and started stroking down the other boy's arm with the same finesse you'd use on a sandpapering project.
"Okay, okay..." Remus surveyed. "Softer, and, erm...less pervy." ‘
Beast, Book, and Scandal
Craww

‘ "I can't see anything." Lupin said quite suddenly.
Snape glared, "It's called mastering the art of walking in a straight line. We were heading in that direction," he pointed, "so perhaps we should do the unthinkably obvious and continue in that direction." ‘
A Night In The Shrieking Shack
C6fan

‘Snape held onto the blanket at least; he was keeping the blanket; the rules said nothing about the blanket!’
A Night In The Shrieking Shack
C6fan

‘ “Thank heavens,” she said with a grateful sigh. “Right now, have either one of you seen Professor Dumbledore? I have some business to resolve with that man! Regarding proper uses of tea!” ‘
The Werewolf's War
Lauraisa

‘ "How are you feeling?" she asked, somewhat grudgingly.
"Just spiffing," Draco replied, "it's invigorating to free-fall twenty feet off a broomstick every once in a while. Next time I'll just have to try a cliff." ‘
Irresistible Poison

‘Ha! Some days were just –worth- living.’
Unthinkable Thoughts
Aidan Lynch

‘…with a howl of indignation he had recognised the figure as Potter. Fking HELL! There was –nowhere- that he could escape this blasted boy; not in his head, not in his bed, not even at 4:30am in the (otherwise) deserted grounds of the castle.’
Unthinkable Thoughts
Aidan Lynch

‘ ‘No! You’re not –listening-.
‘Well you’re not -explaining-.’ ‘
Unthinkable Thoughts
Aidan Lynch

‘ ‘Malfoy, I…’ began Harry.
‘Shhhh. Shhh-shower. Now. Then food.’
Unthinkable Thoughts
Aidan Lynch

‘ ‘So,’ began Harry again, trying to state conclusions. ‘A long time ago, I met you in a shop. Details of that meeting, like for example how you called Hagrid some kind of servant or something, are for the moment irrelevant—’
‘Don’t mention them then, if they’re irrelevant,’ snapped Draco.’
Unthinkable Thoughts
Aidan Lynch

‘ ‘Blimey. Did you really? Polyjuice Potion? But that’s an extraordinarily complex potion to brew, Potter. Forgive me for being rude, but there’s no way your Potion skills would have been up to it.’
‘They weren’t then and they’re not now. But Hermione’s were.’
‘Ah…La Granger foils me once more.’
‘Why aren’t you upset?’
‘Because, Potter old boy…I forgive you. Or rather, to put it in Gryffindor-speak, I have now re-interpreted that episode in the light of informed hindsight. You –hated- me, remember?’
They smiled.
‘Quite a brilliant scheme, I have to admit,’ said Draco. ‘Far more daring and clever than anything I ever thought up. Just compare that plan with one of mine: I put on a black robe and went ‘wooo’ in a scary voice. ‘
Unthinkable Thoughts
Aidan Lynch

‘ ‘I really don’t know,’ she answered delicately. -Your naivety is rather charming-, she thought.‘
Unthinkable Thoughts
Aidan Lynch

‘ ‘The heat of -what- moment?’ asked Ron.
‘Never mind about that, Weasley. It’s enough for you to know that tonight you will be dining with two very happy, hungry bunnies.‘
Unthinkable Thoughts
Aidan Lynch

‘ ‘Harry! Don’t talk with your mouth full. It’s disgusting,’ said Draco with mock disapproval.
They looked at each other lovingly.
‘Eurghh,’ squirmed Ron. ‘Stop doing that, it’s really off-putting.’ ‘
Unthinkable Thoughts
Aidan Lynch

‘ ‘You’re Superman!’
‘What?’ goggled Ron.
‘Superman!’ cried Hermione.
‘-Who?-’ Draco, too, was utterly mystified.
‘Superman!’ cried Harry. ‘Runs faster than a speeding train! Leaps tall buildings in a single bound!’
‘Superman!’ yelled Hermione. ‘Brews complex Potions! Performs seven charms simultaneously!’
‘What on earth are they talking about?’ Draco asked Ron.
‘Must be a Muggle thing,’ answered Ron, eyeing the food left on Hermione’s plate.’
Unthinkable Thoughts
Aidan Lynch

‘ ‘I hope I get to be a tiger.’
‘A tiger? Don’t be stupid, that will hardly be very useful. You won’t be able to sneak around the countryside if you’re a flippin’ tiger.’
‘Who says I want to sneak around unnoticed?’’
Unthinkable Thoughts
Aidan Lynch

‘‘You’re a Leftie! Why didn’t I notice that before?’
Draco sniffed. ‘Perhaps because you’re not very perceptive. And anyway, my mother says that left handed people are individual and artistic, with huge flair and creativity, and that I should be pleased not to be the same as everyone else.’

‘Bollocks,’ stated Harry. ‘That’s just a myth perpetuated by parents of Lefties. All Righties know the truth: Lefties are misfits and loners, they quite often spend too long shopping and obsessing over their hair, and very often they over-compensate for their whole Leftiness by developing a script which they think of as individual, but which all Righties can see in a flash is just prissy, anal and a bit poncy.’’

Unthinkable Thoughts
Aidan Lynch

“What do you like?”
“Boys,” said Draco, instantly. “…. and Marshmallows,” he added as an afterthought.
Something More
Roguemessenger

Blaise gave him a ‘this isn’t over’ look, but Draco shot back his best ‘oh, yes it is’ glare.
Something More
Roguemessenger

Harry rolled his eyes. “If I survived the Slytherins, you can survive a couple of Gryffindors.”
“Yes, but Slytherins are normal,” Draco stated matter-of-factly.
Something More
Roguemessenger

“We think we’re better than you? C’mon, you’re a Malfoy, who could possibly think they’re better than you?” Harry said sarcastically.
Beneath you
cinnamon

“A star never hits the ground if it falls upside down,”
Beneath you
cinnamon

Harry studied the bowl of cherries for a moment in silence. Eat Lucius Malfoy’s cherries? -In the library?- It just didn’t seem right.
Beneath you
cinnamon

Draco’s eyes widened. “It doesn’t say that! School books can’t say things like that!” he whispered, sounding scandalized, pulling the book towards him and rereading it silently. “…Oh. It does.”
Beneath you
Cinnamon

“You woke me up to bring me out here to watch it snow because your father bought your mother a cheap gift.”
Beneath you
Cinnamon

“But…you….you were in the shower!”
“No I bloody wasn’t!”
ghosts
azraelgeffen

For a moment Harry thought Draco would tell him exactly where to shove his sheets.
ghosts
azraelgeffen

‘ -Is this really worth the time and effort?- But oh, it was. Draco had suggested that even as sick as a cross-eyed Muggle he was a better wizard than Harry. A comment like that could not go unchallenged. The only thing that worried Harry now was that Malfoy might sneeze on him. ‘
Cure For The Flu
Ivy Blossom

‘ "You heard me. Mr. Malfoy is unwell, and since he can hear your thoughts, you must pay attention close attention to the lesson so that he can still attend class today from his bed." Hahahahaa! Now this is service. My blanket, breakfast in bed, a lot of tissues, a hot water bottle, complete privacy, and thee. Attending class for me. YES! ‘
Cure For The Flu
Ivy Blossom

‘ "Now, pay careful attention, and ask whatever questions Mr. Malfoy has for me. Do you understand?" When was the last time you got laid, sir? ‘
Cure For The Flu
Ivy Blossom

‘ 'I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON-'
Really? When I think about, hmm, let's say, this, Malfoy thought about himself in a rather compromising position, do we get a reaction? Why, yes we do. Quite a firm one, at that
'This is so unfair.' ‘
Cure For The Flu
Ivy Blossom

‘ "Potter, don't be a child. Five-hundred points from Gryffindor for not wanting to fck a Malfoy." ‘
Extracurricular
Ivy Blossom

‘ "You know, condoms? Pieces of latex, in the shape of a…you know, that you put over your…oh, come ON! Don't wizards have condoms?" ‘
Extracurricular: Mock Two
Ivy Blossom

‘ "Hermione said Ron was being an idiot?"
"Well... not in so many words. But it was implied." ‘
The Marks We Bear
Marysia

‘ "Life's too short to waste time being morose about things that you can't change. My new philosophy is grin and ignore it, maybe it'll go away." ‘
The Marks We Bear
Marysia

‘ "Ron, stop it. I'm sure they haven't done anything. Harry can't even admit he's gay never mind do much of anything about it."
"Harry's gay?" ‘
The Marks We Bear
Marysia

‘ "50 Ways To Come Out to Your Friends & Family," read Draco. "What number is 'Sneak extremely sexy Slytherin into your dormitory and surprise them all in the morning'?" ‘
The Marks We Bear
Marysia

‘ "No!" shouted Ron, as if saying it louder would make Harry more likely to agree. "You don't!" ‘
The Marks We Bear
Marysia

‘ "What are they doing?" cried Ron in horror. "Make them stop."
"Look," said Hermione in fascination. "I could swear their wands are glowing."
"Is that supposed to be a metaphor?" Ron asked in revulsion. ‘
The Marks We Bear
Marysia

‘ He took hold of Harry's right wrist and pointed his wand. "Good thing we covered bondage in my Evil Overlords Summer Camp," he remarked. ‘
The Marks We Bear
Marysia

‘ "Wild horses couldn't persuade me to go anywhere near that bed," said Hermione firmly. "There're some things I just don't need to see and whatever they might be doing is definitely one of them." ‘
The Marks We Bear
Marysia

‘ I'M the one who should be revolted by the thought of marriage with a nearsighted no-name whose only distinction is that he's managed to stay alive all these years, how impressive is that?" ‘
The Worst Happiest Day of His Life
Amanuensis

‘ "Oh, yeah," said Harry, who was shaking with rage and hardly knew what he was saying, "me and the Slytherins, we all got together and had a bake sale, raised loads of money for evil, no worries there." ‘
Draco Dormiens
Cassandra Claire

‘ "It´s not a quiet life, being Harry Potter," Draco went on, warming to his subject. "I´ve got classes, plus Quidditch, plus interviews with the Daily Prophet, loads of good to do and evil to vanquish, plus I´m being hunted down by the remorseless killer who murdered my parents. I haven´t got time to go barging around after girls." ‘
Draco Dormiens
Cassandra Claire

‘ Well," said Harry, "you know, we´re kept pretty busy having Young Death Eater meetings, and then we spend a lot of time making loads of other students feel bad about their lack of money and social standing. Sometimes we stay up all night and try to raise demons to do our loathsome bidding, but most evenings we just order pizza and pull the wings off a few flies." ‘
Draco Dormiens
Cassandra Claire

‘ He told this to his two loyal best friends, and they, for once, couldn't think of a good response to that. Maybe he should have kept the Ron-is-destined-for-Hermione-and-therefore-cannot-appreciate-Draco's-sexiness part to himself. ‘
High Standards
Margaret Rose

‘ Malfoy wasn't supposed to enjoy Harry's evil-ish plan to publicly embarrass him. ‘
High Standards
Margaret Rose

‘ Glancing down, he discovered a large, heavy wolf rubbing against him and moving into a position that looked suspiciously like it planned to --
"I think not!" ‘
A Hint Of Lemon
McKay

‘ //Just keep your mouth shut,// thought Draco to himself. //Let Harry do the talking. They know Harry, they like Harry...// ‘
Circles of Influence
Marysia

‘ “…I'm done trying now." Ron launched himself at Harry with his hands outstretched. "I'm going to hit you until you start making sense again." ‘
Circles of Influence
Marysia

‘ "Sorry Ron," said Seamus. "We really can't let you kill Harry."
"It's for his own good!" ‘
Circles of Influence
Marysia

‘ Sirius stared at him in shock trying to process everything Harry had thrown at him.
"You had sex with Ron?" he said before he could tell his mouth not to speak yet.
"What?" said Harry, nonplussed.
"I didn't mean... I mean..."
"I never had sex with Ron."
"But... you said... who did you have sex with?" ‘
Circles of Influence
Marysia

‘ That he couldn't simply proves my point. It wouldn't be the first time he's bitten off more than he could chew." A horrified look crossed Snape's face as he realised the double entendre in what he'd said. "I mean... he's prone to taking on more than he can handle." He looked as if he'd swallowed something extremely unpleasant as he realised that could be taken the wrong way too. ‘
Circles of Influence
Marysia

‘ "I am not pouting!" exclaimed Draco in horror, immediately pulling his lips into a thin, straight line. ‘
Circles of Influence
Marysia

‘ "Well, maybe," Harry admitted. "But not you, I had other people to hate that much. You were just... really, really irritating." ‘
Circles of Influence
Marysia

‘ Draco sighed. So much for mature, at one with the tides of the earth,
Harry. It was back to selfish, at odds with everything, Potter. ‘
Circles of Influence
Marysia

‘ "Besides, this is dark green -- one of your House colors. You like that, don't you?" He dangled the sweater enticingly, but Severus glared at him and clutched the black sweater tighter. ‘
The Way of the World
McKay

‘ "Yes, yes, all right." Severus retreated to the waiting area and snatched up a magazine, immediately burying his nose in it. Remus considered pointing out that Severus was "engrossed" in a maternity magazine, but he thought better of it since he considered himself too young to die. ‘
The Way of the World
McKay

‘ Oh, okay, I’m in bed with someone. Normally this would have set off the warning signs, but in his muddled state, all he felt was pride at his leap of brilliance. ‘
Protective Bonds
Sadie DragonFire

‘ Reality took that instant to perk-up and say ‘hi!’ ‘
Protective Bonds
Sadie DragonFire

‘ Unfortunately, the warm-fuzzies didn’t last very long before fading and Harry and Draco were left glaring at each other over their joined hands. They reached a mutual unspoken agreement that this was the start of something very bad. ‘
Protective Bonds
Sadie DragonFire

‘ He looks cold, but he’s so warm, like a furnace. ‘
Protective Bonds
Sadie DragonFire

‘ This must be some new form of torture on his part. 'Killing with kindness', that must be it. Not that I would call this kind… ‘
Protective Bonds
Sadie DragonFire

‘ "Well, that's nice. I'm not even a proper villain, I'm the 'safe' one." Draco's tone was harshly bitter. ‘
Protective Bonds
Sadie DragonFire

‘ "All I see is Remus helping Snape- who, despite his over-large nose, counts as only one Slytherin- with a research project. All Lily sees is Remus helping Snape- still a singular entity- with a research project. All Peter sees-" ‘
Waltz for The Moon
Naraku

‘ "All right," James said finally. "You are not attracted to Remus. You are certainly not jealous of Snape. You are simply acting as any concerned person would when a friend was in imminent danger of finally getting some.” ‘
Waltz for The Moon
Naraku

‘ No. You are the most hot-headed, bloody-minded, thoughtless, tactless_oblivious_ prick, I've ever met, but you're not stupid. ‘
Waltz for The Moon
Naraku

‘ "Oh fine, be prudish..." ‘
Subjected To Rumor
Sadie DragonFire

‘ "I know! And that's the problem! I can't do this anymore, really I can't! And its not the just the lack of girl action--stop laughing damnit, I know I didn't have any even before this--Malcom Baddock was hitting on me Harry! Hitting on me!" ‘
Subjected To Rumor
Sadie DragonFire

‘ "I'm in love with Harry Potter."
Lucius Malfoy looked up from the paperwork he was signing and frowned at his son. "But you're so tall." ‘
Declarations of Love
Sadie DragonFire

‘ "--oh, and that makes it better? Why, he didn't even ask for my permission to date you," Lucius added, "Going against the sacred plan of my Lord Voldemort is one thing. Not presenting himself to me like a proper man is something entirely." ‘
Declarations of Love
Sadie DragonFire

‘ It was Harry’s turn. “I’ve never crossed dressed.”
Draco glared at him, putting down a finger along with Blaise. Harry grinned at his lover, reminiscing... ‘
I never licked a spark plug
Rowenna

‘ “You shouldn't keep Ron, 'Mione, and Draco waiting."
Harry watched his mum leave in horror. Draco? Draco Malfoy? His... friend? ‘
Dreams of Enchantment
Mister Bear

‘//One... year... anniversary... with... MALFOY... at... a... SKI-LODGE?//’
Dreams of Enchantment
Mister Bear

‘ Harry had sudden visions of Draco in a room so covered in cats that one couldn't see the floor or any wall space. Cats were climbing all over his head, and Draco was cackling, "On, on, my Dread Feline Army!" He had to smother his laughter at the very thought. ‘
Dreams of Enchantment
Mister Bear

‘ “It’s no one. I mean-nothing! Not no one, because there is no one to be something of since it’s nothing and nothing isn’t something because obviously then it would be something which it isn’t and...umm...it’s...uhh...not... not...ummm...” ‘
Because I Never Gave Up
Spideria

‘ "I don't understand," persisted McGonagall. "They were fighting each other in the hall just last week. And now . . . are you telling me that Severus caught them kissing days ago . . . and Fawkes knew about it?" ‘
Checkmate
Naadi Moonfeather

‘ … but I do remember it was delightfully funny at the time. ‘
Checkmate
Naadi Moonfeather

‘ Although as he ran, he fumed. I've been turned into something small and puny, ohhh the indignity, the shame, the disgrace... -Argh!- Incoming human barrier consisting of beaver-like bookworm, weasel and a four-eyed speccy git. Must make leap for freedom! ‘
Meow
paperbasket

‘ … then proceed to stun Draco with his intelligence and if not, his wit and charm. Ok, maybe not, but he would stare at him and hope that the allure of his eyes alone would make Draco fall into his arms. ‘
Meow
paperbasket

Harry snapped his eye's shut. He didn't want to know who was there. Not Malfoy, not Malfoy, not...
"Hello. I'm Draco Malfoy,"
To Love Your Enemy
J-J7

Draco's jaw dropped open and his smirk immediately turned to embarrassment, "No! Not that you perv!"
To Love Your Enemy
J-J7

“My WHAT!” Draco stared at Ron in disbelief for a second, then turned to Harry. “Good God! Does the whole school think I’m shagging anything in a skirt?”
Checkmate
Naadi Moonfeather

“And I am. I’m just objecting to the term ‘girlfriend.’ You’re jumping to conclusions that aren’t . . . uh . . . accurate.”
Checkmate
Naadi moonfeather

He noticed Draco tailing him as he did every game, instead of look for the ball himself. For some reason Draco seemed to think that he could rely on his slower-than-Harry’s broom to get to the Snitch even if Harry spotted it first, which really is a mystery to HP fans everywhere, and makes them wonder why Draco never changes his strategy even though he loses every time. Oh well, you do what you have to do, I suppose.
Just Another Harry/Draco Slash Story
cmere2

"Well Jesus, sorry for trying to make out in the astronomy tower! It's not supposed to be just for cuddling, Harry!"
Just Another Harry/Draco Slash Story
cmere2

“Harry,” Draco began, calling him Harry for the first time in his life which is of the utmost significance,
Just Another Harry/Draco Slash Story
cmere2

“Is there a problem here?” Snape asked, swooping down on them with his robes billowing about him and his face twisted into an ugly sneer, his nose protruding more than normally and his sallow cheeks looking somewhat sunken, although this did not stop students (boys and girls alike) from sighing dreamily over him and putting his initials in little hearts in their notebooks and fantasizing about mounting his scrawny, sallow body, because honestly, what other teachers could be deceptively alluring? Flitwick? McGonagall? No, it must be Snape.
Just Another Harry/Draco Slash Story
cmere2

Hang on a second, Gina's name was Ginny? Bugger it. Next someone'd be telling him that the Weasley twins weren't called Fred and Greg.
Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing... Rat?
Maya

“Harry, you seem a bit jumpy.”
Harry jumped.
“I – uh, no. I’m fine,” he said uneasily.
Underwater Light
Maya

-I’m just looking at the door-, Harry tried to project to the world. -The door. Fascinating door. Haven’t appreciated it properly over the past six and a half years, must appreciate it now.-
Underwater Light
Maya

Once he had reached it, he hammered on the stretch of bare stone that Harry remembered was the Slytherin entrance. Justlike the Slytherins, he reflected, to have an entrance hidden from the other houses. Slytherins were always doing things like that, and appearing in the bottom of lakes where nobody wanted to see them, and then refusing to talk to people all day.
He hit the wall more vehemently.
The wall behind him slid open, and he whirled around and tried to look as if he had been facing that way all along.
Underwater Light
Maya

‘Malfoy, it’s icy out there and neither of us have cloaks!”
“So?” Malfoy inquired. “You said you wanted to talk. I want to walk around the lake. That’s where we can talk – unless, of course, you’ve changed your mind.”
Harry was reminded, at this point, that he still hated Malfoy.
Underwater Light
Maya

“What conclusion have you come to, Wonder Boy? I have no doubt it’s brilliant.”
Malfoy’s eyes said: -Imbecile-.
Underwater Light
Maya

Harry had conceived of a new plan. Kill Malfoy, hide the body in the lake, and then see if he really missed him all that much.
Underwater Light
Maya

“Shut up, Potter.”
“I told you so, Malfoy.”
“And I told you to shut up!”
Underwater Light
Maya

He didn't want to lie to them, he wasn't ashamed, but he did feel - as if the whole matter was fragile. It had gone surprisingly well so far, but add Ron, the Reason Redheads Got Their Bad Name, to the mix and Draco Malfoy would be a dot on the horizon. A dot pointing Harry and Ron out and saying, 'They tried to kill me, Professor Snape!'
Underwater Light
Maya

"Right," Ron resumed. "Where was I?"
"Telling me how Slytherins were crazed, vicious monsters," replied Harry. "But then you got sidetracked by the werewolf."
Underwater Light
Maya

He began to make furious calculations on his napkin.
Well, really. Snape should pay more attention to his students' morals.
Underwater Light
Maya

"Watch it!" snapped Ron, who was in no mood to let Malfoy cheek him by deliberately existing.
Underwater Light
Maya

"Oh, my hair," Malfoy said mournfully some time afterwards, once they were back on the ground. "That's the worst thing about flying. My -hair-..."
Underwater Light
Maya

And as I recall, in a crisis you tend to pelt off screaming like a girl."
"As opposed to being frozen with terror? Yes, that's a –much- more sensible thing to do... I thought you were right behind me, you pillock. And I was not screaming like a girl." Malfoy looked around at the forest in a proprietorial fashion. "It was a - manly yell."
"Right..."
Underwater Light
Maya

Eventually, he abandoned the indirect path and let out a noise that was half cough and half "Malfoy!"
Malfoy looked up, smiling slightly.
"Potter, you master of subtlety, you."
Underwater Light
Maya

"There are seven hundred ways of committing a foul in Quidditch," Malfoy informed him loftily. "I couldn't be bothered to learn them all."
Underwater Light
Maya

"You four-eyed git! I'm bloody gorgeous," he said, folding his arms. "Quite good-looking, indeed! I've never been so insulted in my life."
Underwater Light
Maya

Draco looked thoroughly exasperated, and a bit like he would have enjoyed hitting Harry with a chair. Draco could not have been nastier, considering these were someone's honest feelings; he was just being the callous and selfish git Harry had always wanted to pummel into unconsciousness and...
Draco had a -point-. This was -great-.
Underwater Light
Maya

Well, it didn't count as lying if Lupin clearly didn't believe a word Harry said.
Underwater Light
Maya

Hermione squinted at them, trying her hand at analysis again. This was difficult because she had a Greek chorus in her head that was prone to chanting 'Bastard!' whenever Malfoy was present.
Underwater Light
Maya

"Never, ever drop money to grab a person!" he admonished sternly. "You can buy people with money!"
Underwater Light
Maya

"Draco," Harry snapped, "you're not even any good at lying!"
Draco looked insulted. "I am! I-"
"You're –useless- at it," Harry continued relentlessly. "Everybody knows when you're doing it because you have this whole thing of not bothering to deceive the lowly masses, and acting as if you think everything you're doing is brilliant. You could never pretend for one second when you didn't like me, you were even bad at faking a hurt arm. You'd be the worst spy in the history of the world!"
Underwater Light
Maya

"Oh, no," Draco said dismissively. "It's a terrible name. Harry, for instance. To harry means to worry or harass, and to potter means to amble about. Think about the message you're sending out to the world! It sounds like you wander around harassing people."
Underwater Light
Maya

"Great," Draco said in a pleased tone. "A bachelor pad in town. Fun." He frowned. "Unless Weasley's going to live there too, in which case I shall refuse your kind invitation on the grounds that he would inhospitably smother me in my sleep."
Underwater Light
Maya

-Marvellous-, Harry thought. -It's after I start being attracted to a boy that girls in their pyjamas decide to swarm me on a bed-.
Underwater Light
Maya

She spotted Harry and the other girls, and slipped over to them as fast as she could. Harry Potter, ladies' man, was beginning to feel as if fate was playing a practical joke on him.
Underwater Light
Maya

Pansy hit him on the knuckles with her spoon. "Draco, if you touch my ice-cream again I'll hex you," she warned. "I am a woman. It is chocolate. What part of this do you not understand?"
Underwater Light
Maya

Draco rolled his eyes. "I do, Harry. You have no idea how I do," he said in a bored voice. "For you are Harry Potter, brave and righteous saviour of the wizarding world. Who is there who doubts his nobility and truth? They will answer to the people, and the people will look upon them with scorn and bid them begone, and also make hurtful personal comments."
Underwater Light
Maya

"Er," he said. "I'm, er, Harry Potter. And my intellect hasn't really progressed from the age of twelve. I really like, um, Quidditch, and also, evil is bad. Hermione's really more into the brainy stuff. Thank you for your time."
Underwater Light
Maya

"Fine," said Harry, and did his best at affecting a drawl. "I'm Draco Malfoy. I think I'm cool, but I have colour-coded notes, and I think I'm self-possessed, but I throw almost daily tantrums, and I think I'm God's gift to women, but the waitress is eyeing up my clearly more toned and muscular friend. I suppose I should have paid more attention to Quidditch, which I actually really like but am acting snobbish about just now, because I am also a horrible, horrible snob."
Underwater Light
Maya

"I'm, er, just an ordinary boy, like every other boy," he countered. "Sorry, who did you say you wanted that autograph made out to? Okay, great. You know who're nasty? Prejudiced people! I think they should all be ostracised and then possibly killed, because, we are better than they are. Look! There's evil! Should I alert the proper authorities? No, for I am Harry Potter, and it is my sacred duty to vanquish it! I am the bane of the powers of darkness!"
Underwater Light
Maya

"I once made a speech about cheating as an art form," Harry drawled, "and I have a friend with the notes to prove it. I have a mental list of students who can be counted on to cry if I'm mean to them, and I talk too much - hey-"
Underwater Light
Maya

"Hey, Ron's not that bad," Harry protested.
Draco pointed a dramatic finger. "Aha!"
"No!" said Harry. "He's been my mate for years. That would be like having a crush on Hermione!"
"Aha!"
"Stop saying that!" Harry yelled.
Underwater Light
Maya

"Are you telling me," he said slowly, "that Veela allure is less powerful than your personal vanity?"
Underwater Light
Maya

Harry folded his arms across his chest. "So, I suppose the only match for Gryffindor stupidity is Slytherin idiocy."

Draco put a hand over his mouth. “For the love of Merlin.” He whispered. “Please don’t say you’re sorry. Get up and walk away right now, but don’t tell me you’re sorry.”
Dare You To Move
PantherKat13

‘ “Ok. And what are we going to do?” Harry asked, becoming annoyed. He’d expected a different sort of morning after. More kissing and exclamations of love and less being ordered around and hit with clothing items. ‘
The Hogwarts Boy's Guide
Marilyn Stabs

It had been inevitable from the moment he overheard Dumbledore talking to the teachers. He was Harry Potter, and everything really unpleasant that happened at Hogwarts happened to him. Why would this be any different?
Thicker Than Blood
CorvetteClaire

‘ A quiet Malfoy was a creepy Malfoy. ‘
Thicker Than Blood
CorvetteClaire

Harry cast a doubtful glance at the boy in the next bed and thought, privately, that if he were any farther from 'perfectly fine,' he'd be decomposing.
Thicker Than Blood
CorvetteClaire

McGonagall opened and closed her mouth a few times, like a beached fish, then exclaimed, "Albus, I do believe you've cracked under the strain of the past few days!"
"Have I?" His eyes twinkled wickedly. "How exciting!"
Thicker Than Blood
CorvetteClaire

"Not hatred?" She stared at him as if he had tentacles sprouting from his forehead and demanded, "What then? And if you try to tell me that those two boys really love each other but would rather blast each other to twitching jelly than admit it, I swear I'll have you locked up in St. Mungo's!"
Thicker Than Blood
CorvetteClaire

"Not started. I always felt things for him."
"Okay, started feeling –good- things for Malfoy, as opposed to the -bad- things you felt before. Fair enough?"
Thicker Than Blood
CorvetteClaire

Hermione waited for him to go on, but he was apparently finished. She stared at him, blankly, and said, "Is that it? Do you think you could be a –little- more disinterested?"
"Yes. I could walk away, right now, and leave you to deal with Potter."
Thicker Than Blood
CorvetteClaire

Ron cleared his throat and spoke without looking at Harry. "Yeah, we do. The truth is, Harry, that I think you're completely nutters, but I'd rather have you nutters and happy than going into a decline."
"A –what-!"
"A decline. That's what the heroines in the romance novels Ginny reads do, when they think the hero is dead or has run off with some other girl. They go into a decline - stop eating, stop sleeping, sort of fade away..."
Harry gave a heartfelt groan and slid over to lie face down in his pillow, locking his hands behind his head. "This is so pathetic! Why don't you just kill me now and dump my body in the lake!"
"Come on, Harry, it's not so bad." Hermione gave his leg a shake and urged, sensibly, "We're not making fun of you, honestly. Were you, Ron?"
"He asked me what a decline was..."
"Ron."
Thicker Than Blood
CorvetteClaire

"You have no poetry in your soul, Potter. How can you sit there, shouting insults at me, when the stars are falling?"
Adamant and Starlight
CorvetteClaire

"Now go talk to Ginny. Or I will beat you up. And Fred and George will beat you up, and then Percy will beat you up - though you probably won't notice that - and then Charlie will beat you up. And he'll have dragons, so I don't think there'll actually be much left of you, which will piss Bill off."
Underwater Light
Maya

"Well, that Slytherins are better kissers," she said. "You know, it goes like this... Gryffindors plunge right in, Ravenclaws work at it, Hufflepuffs try harder... but Slytherins know all the tricks."
"Er," Harry responded.
Underwater Light
Maya

Harry blinked. "Sorry?"
Draco's gaze was firmly fixed on the middle distance. "Yes, that was more or less the intended word. I don't - I don't take advantage of my friends. I don't use them. And I don't try to manipulate them in order to get my own way. The rest of the world is fair game for all of the above, but... you're not. So I'm sorry. It won't happen again."
Nothing nice ever happened to Harry: it was official.
Underwater Light
Maya

"Take care of him," she whispered menacingly in Harry's ear. "Keep him safe, or I'll charm off your manly parts and keep them in a jar to experiment with."
"Um," said Harry in fear.
Underwater Light
Maya

"-Why- are they friends?" Ron demanded. "If they fight all the time, why did they have to be friends? Couldn't they have stayed enemies? I –liked- that!"
Underwater Light
Maya

"Er - bookish people. Don't like them," Harry answered.
Draco raised his eyebrows. "Woe upon me and Granger. The favour of Harry Potter has been withdrawn from us. A suicide pact is obviously in order."
"Shut up, you pillock."
Underwater Light
Maya

"All right," he said after a minute. "Go in there and tell Weasley all about it."
Harry looked at him, and then stood up slowly. "Okay."
"Sit down! Don't you dare move, are you insane?"
Underwater Light
Maya

Forgive me for the unkind words, gentle lady," said Malfoy, and she was pretty sure her death glare was all that stopped him from bowing. He smirked at her instead.
Underwater Light
Maya

Malfoy gave him a level look. "I killed him," he said pleasantly, as he and Harry settled themselves back in their seats. "Then I Transfigured my pocket handkerchief into Harry Potter, in order to escape repercussions and completely fool you all. D'you think my hanky will be any good at defeating evil?"
"The twit is trying to say that nobody hit anyone," Harry said tolerantly.
Underwater Light
Maya

"I don't think we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto," said Harry.
Malfoy gave him a mock-annoyed look. "We're not where? Whom are you addressing? You're so crazy, Harry Potter. Probably all that time in the cupboard did it to you, environment is so important for the young mind. Professor Lupin! He's Muggle-referencing at me. It's not kind, and it's not fair."
Underwater Light
Maya

Now the scowl was more genuinely Harry's. That is to say, innocent and shocked and surprised and not all-together happy. "I-I'm not a self-righteous drama queen. I happen to be right a whole lot, and I have had a ... a... very tragic life so far. Bad things happen to me, and I get mad about them. Ever heard of a bloke named Voldemort?"
High Standards
Margaret Rose

"You oblivious, little sap," Malfoy muttered, and Harry was even more confused. Who was the oblivious sap? Harry was not a sap. He was a dark, deeply troubled young man.
High Standards
Margaret Rose

Biddy looked scandalized. “Oh no, Miss! Biddy is not escaping! Biddy is a good house-elf! Master Malfoy trusted Biddy to bring a message to Professor Dumbledore! Oh, Biddy’s master is good and kind and he trusts Biddy!”
It was Hermione’s turn to look scandalized, and somewhat nauseous. “Are we talking about the same Malfoy?”
Eclipse
Mijan

‘A buttercup?’ said Malfoy, horrified. ‘You mean to tell me I stood here badmouthing Voldemort with a –buttercup- in my hair? You could have said!’
Somnio Salvus
Invisibabe

Something that was a combination of a laugh, a shout and a sob grew rapidly inside him and fought its way out. He panicked and quickly disguised it as a cough, but not very well. It sounded like he was choking. Ron helpfully slapped him on the back and he bit his tongue painfully.
-Great. That must have sounded attractive-, he thought, keeping his head down.
Somnio Salvus
Invisibabe

He’d been coping all right. He was getting on with his work, quietly minding his own business. Why did Potter have to turn up and sit there, right in front of him?
-And he couldn’t just sit there quietly, could he? Oh no, he had to fidget and fuss and scrunch up bits of paper so that he couldn’t be ignored-.
Somnio Salvus
Invisibabe

He had shifted uncomfortably in his seat a few times, but he was quite aware that…-it-…wasn’t going to go away while Harry was sitting there…-breathing- at him.
Somnio Salvus
Invisibabe

He helped himself to some Sleakeazy’s Hair Potion, which someone had conveniently left next to the taps. Voldemort’s forces of darkness might try to kidnap him but that was no reason why he shouldn’t look nice.
Somnio Salvus
Invisibabe

After all the peculiar dreams he’d been having, it was hard to believe that real life could be even weirder.
Somnio Salvus
Invisibabe

Draco didn’t look convinced but he watched curiously as Harry picked up a Hotel business card and started poking it into the narrow gap between the door and its frame. He jiggled it around for about a minute, muttering impatiently under his breath. Then he swore quietly and kicked the door, throwing the crumpled remains of the card onto the bed.
Draco eyed it, looking unimpressed. ‘Was that one of those ingenious Muggle solutions?’ he asked politely.
‘Shut up,’ said Harry
Somnio Salvus
Invisibabe

Draco’s eyebrows shot up into his hair. ‘What? –Now-?’ he asked in astonishment. ‘I mean I’d love to, but…how’s –that- going to help, exactly?’
Somnio Salvus
Invisibabe

He sat heavily on the marble floor and rubbed his forehead, for lack of anything more constructive to do. -A laundry chute? I had the chance to defeat the most evil wizard in the world with nothing more than some heavy chinaware, and he escaped…down a laundry chute?-
Somnio Salvus
Invisibabe

...sending him back to school on your broomstick – which I have of course noticed despite your brilliant hiding-place. Under the sofa, Potter, -honestly!-’ Harry glared at him.
(Lucious addressing Harry after H broke into V’s hideout)
Somnio Salvus
Invisibabe

‘In a race against time to escape with our lives…you stopped to steal the soap?’
Somnio Salvus
Invisibabe

-You prat! Turn around so I can scowl at you properly!-
Only Your Shadow
Majin

Before this thought could cheer him, he was distracted by a commotion coming from the top of the staircase. It sounded like a group of several people yelling in stage whispers over another voice which was raised in protest. A moment later a series of thunks became audible, and Harry Potter bounced down the stairs and rolled into the common room, fetching up at Draco's feet.
"If that was your attempt to ambush me, it sucked."
Something Impossible
Cassandra Claire

"Well, let's see," said Goyle. "Harry Potter wants to kiss you. He's gorgeous and rich and great at Quidditch, and you've been obsessed with him since you were eleven."
"I'd say you should flee the school," said Crabbe.
"Definitely," said Goyle, and picked up his book.
Something Impossible
Cassandra Claire

Harry wondered what was going on, all this nonsense and leaving but not leaving and going and staying and giving and then abandoning. It was very strange, it convinced him even more that Malfoy was nutty.
What Goes Around
FireStorm00X

Even stranger was the fact that they were smiling as they came toward him. Well, Granger was, Weasley looked like he was being dragged to Azkaban.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match
fantasylover12001

He briefly entertained the notion that she could be plotting something but immediately dismissed the idea with a scoff, ‘-Gryffindors don’t plot-.’
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match
fantasylover12001

“No proper hero should be so filthy.”
“Oh, and that’s the other part of the hero bargain. Almost forgot. Heroes are always getting filthy.”
“Not me.”
“And you get to face your own mortality at least once a year.”
“Er...”
“And you are required to have a supremely powerful arch enemy to –ensure- that you face your mortality at least once a year, and who will eventually kill you if he can.”
“Now wait a minute...”
“And don’t forget the lovely scar, to symbolize your permanent status as a freak.”
“Okay, Potter, you’ve made your point.”
Eclipse
Mijan

“I’m a Slytherin, Harry. I may get scared, but I’m never helpless. And I can’t leave a call for revenge unanswered. It’s a moral imperative.”
Eclipse
Mijan

“What?” Draco blinked, “Harry Potter fighting the Evil One is no big deal, but if he goes up against one of his powerful minions, it is?” He made a face and then took another sip of his mead, “People are getting more and more ignorant every day.”
Unite Or Crumble
Lunadeath

“Hey!” Ron lengthened his stride, “Why aren’t you answering my question? Hmm, Harry? And why are you all red? You better not have a crush on Malfoy! You… Harry! Are you really having –feelings- for that git?”
Unite Or Crumble
Lunadeath

Damn, stupid, idiotic, dumb, annoying crush!
Unite Or Crumble
Lunadeath

Harry bit his lip. "Do you like me?"
"In case you somehow failed to notice, I was just trying to kiss you. Does that normally mean something different to you?"
plumeria
certain

Really, a 16-year-old boy shot for “manly” and “tough”, not “beautiful”!
Wind Rider
SuishouTenshi

“Right...,” Harry groaned and slumped back, “just what I need. Maybe the next time Voldemort comes after me, I’ll shoo him off with my glittery fairy powders. And who knows? I bet Tinkerbelle would simply –love- to be my partner.
Wind Rider
SuishouTenshi

“But he looks like he’s having so much fun,” Tonks said unabashedly. “It’d be rude to interrupt.”
“What are you suggesting?”
“Could you possibly somehow levitate him into your chambers and let him finish there? The students shouldn’t be up yet, no one will see in the halls.”
“Oh, for...!” Severus howled and kicked the side of Tonks’ couch harshly. “Get up right now, Mr. Malfoy! This behaviour is highly unfit for a Slytherin prefect!”
Wind Rider
SuishouTenshi

Malfoy raised his wand and, with a flick of his wrist, coolly levitated his trunk into the carriage. As he replaced his wand, Harry caught his eye. Malfoy raised one eyebrow as he took in Harry’s manual labour. Harry felt torn between the desire to smile and the desire to tell him to piss off.
Do You Trust me
Prynesque

The problem was, he didn't want people to like him. Not the majority, anyway. He just wanted them to do what he said. People, as it is commonly known, are stupid.
Picture Perfect
Bobgod

He wouldn't be wearing it again for a while. Not until he could get the dirty feel of posing with it slung over his shoulder out of his mind.
Picture Perfect
Bobgod

“What do you want?” Harry asked, “Shouldn’t you be calling you’re -oh so wonderful- Master so he can come back in here and torture me?” Why did it always seem like he was his most antagonistic when he was in danger? It really wasn’t a good thing.
Light in the Shadows
A-Brighter-Dawn

If Gryffindors didn’t –want- to be eaten alive by mosquitoes, the mosquitoes would say -okay, precious ones, we'll just go find that ruddy Malfoy boy.-
The Outing
Nattish

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Raindrops keep fallin' by Ariadne Bassarid reviews
Broke and unemployed, Jounouchi thinks his day can't get any worse when it starts to rain. That is, until he ducks into the nearest cafe and finds Seto Kaiba sitting there. JouKai, SxJ, shounen-ai
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/13/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
A Lack of Understanding by insight-to-insanity reviews
After a not-so-normal childhood and isolating himself from his peers, Kaiba Seto failed to learn some of the basics of human interaction. This didn't bother him so much until Jounouchi Katsuya became involved. WARNING: YAOI boyXboy
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,145 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Keep Your Mouth Shut by dead last hero reviews
In Kaiba's opinion, most things are better left unsaid. Especially the things that come out of Joey's mouth. One bet and one week may prove him wrong. implied KaibaxJoey
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,573 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/8/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Hearts Change by Twill reviews
Ryou has a second chance. His yami is no longer mean and seems to be opening up to his hikari. Then Ryou has a strange dream, one connecting him to Egypt and the Shadow Games. They may be awakening again. What lies in store as darkness corrupts light? R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,464 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 10/2/2002 - R. Bakura, Marik I.
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 3,862 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Until You Need Me by lilrubydevil reviews
Jou’s job was a temporary one. He had planned on leaving for a new job after two months to work in the US, but things have changed. He can’t leave now. Not when he loves Seto and… he’s almost sure that Seto loves him.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,417 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 5/21/2005 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3338 - Favs: 5,315 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Operation: Valentine by ddraggy reviews
Valentine's Day. Love is in the air... and what kind of big brother would Joey be if he didn't keep an eye on his sweet, innocent sister? Of course, he'll need help. SetoJoey... eventually. Follow-up to "To Seto, From Joey".
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,096 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
The Hogwarts Boy's Guide by Marilyn Stabs reviews
What starts out as a simple rivalry between Draco and Harry snowballs into a scandal, a mystery, an epic, and finally, a love story. Harry and Draco bicker, continuously try and out-smart each other, get trapped in a room together, take on evil…and sno
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,870 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
For Him by Yami Kaosu reviews
Something's wrong with Yami Bakura. And to make matters worse, a master of the past comes forth to claim what he considers to still be his. But what lengths will he go to in order to get what he wants? Eventual Ryou/Yami Bakura.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,697 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 10/3/2002
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Shattered Prince by Lady Yami Bakura reviews
In a twist of ironic fate, Bakura finds his little light has been torn away from him. Devastated and heart-broken, he consoles himself that death has brought his light peace but something is wrong... very wrong...Rated for violence, content&Yaoi. RxB
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,398 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003
Snowed In by insight-to-insanity reviews
A blizzard traps Jou and Seto inside Kaiba Corp. SJ yaoi, don't like don't read...bad summary, not bad story.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,129 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Complete
To Seto, From Joey by ddraggy reviews
A little story about Seto Kaiba's birthday. Yup, it's another Joey POV. Post Dungeon Dice Monsters. Mild Seto Joey if you squint.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/31/2003 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
First False Impressions by Wildcard reviews
Kaiba and Joey end up overhearing Bakura and Ryou while they're busy doing something with each other, but is it what Kaiba and Joey think it is? Yaoi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Dark Flame by Cloud Albatou reviews
AU:In another place and time, the Sennen Items were gaurded by an ancient race with strange powers. When others learned of it, they came for them and the Sennen Items. Two escaped the bloodbath only to always have to run from the enemy.....Ryou/Bakura
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,261 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2003 - Published: 8/21/2002
Sorry For You, Hakari of Yami Bakura by egochan reviews
OMG a fic where Ryou is beaten by Bakura and NOT in love with him. No, the world hasn't ended yet... Hey, does it rain fire often? Missing school, hospital visits, and running away all cause by some very greedy item-crazy Yamis. Enjoy!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,591 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2003 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Complete
Enchanted Essays by Wildcard reviews
This was written for a challenge, but then everyone forgot about the challenge. I'm posting it anyway, though two years have passed. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Never Doubt the Heart of a Yami by Jincks reviews
Bakura is tortured. He hates his life and wants to end it...The only thing that's stopping him is his deep love for his Yami. (NOT A YAOI!)(FINISHED!)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,040 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 9/28/2002
And I Get By by Silvia Kundera reviews
"Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." (Harry and Draco friendship fic -- not slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Don't Think Of Me by Cloud Albatou reviews
Sometimes, you think you can let go of what you love and end up standing aside with silent tears. When Ryou belives Bakura falls for someone eles he seals himself away...songfic. Implied Anzu/Bakura, Yami/Yugi, and Ryou/Bakura.*Finished*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,541 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2002 - Published: 8/16/2002
Unthinkable Thoughts by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Truths and a Dare by Son Munky reviews
Lupin invites Snape to play a game of Truth and Dare with him and the other maraders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2001 - Severus S., Remus L.
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Go Out With Me reviews
Jonouchi won't stop harassing Seto for a date. Seto wants Jonouchi out of his life. It's the perfect condition for a contract. PUPPYSHIPPING. SLASH.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 6/28/2016 - [K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba] - Complete
This Moment Is Ours reviews
Jou always wondered if he'd ever get the nerve to confess, then he sees Kaiba cry and realises it's now or never. PUPPYSHIPPING.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2017 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Prelude to the Dream reviews
Darkness is all I know, all that knows me, all that consumes me, all that is me.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2016 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Nostalgia reviews
Momentary confusion doesn't last, everything in Ryou's head rearranges to make sense: everything but Bakura's existence. RyouBakura oneshot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Silly Hikari reviews
Silly hikari, you don’t know I care. Silly hikari, the signs are all there. You do not know and I will not tell. Hikari, Ryou… the amount of love I hold for you.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Age Of Darkness reviews
The world is cast into darkness and chaos, two boys Yugi and Ryou can't stop having visions that predict terrible things. Can they stop the two lookalikes chasing them or will their pure hearts be captured and the world destroyed!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,368 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 12/18/2002 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Windowsill Fluff reviews
A short fluffy scene between Marik and Malik. It's raining and Malik is feeling down, for once Marik tries to comfort his host but says the wrong thing...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Marik I., Yami Marik - Complete
Fallen reviews
An angel is brutally sent from the heavens and seeks revenge on an innocence by stealing his heart, literally. Can't go to heaven, so what, his angel is all that matters but what will he do when he's forced to find the "traitor" angel? Ryou/Bakura
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,477 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 4/22/2003 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
The Egyptian Highwayman reviews
Watch for me by moonlight; I’ll come to thee by moonlight, though Hell should bar the way! RyouBakura An epic one shot and a threatened love. They wouldn’t have the will to watch the window nor the guts to save the one they loved, but Ryou did.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,607 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/27/2003 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Leave It Alone reviews
Yugi Motou got in a verbal fight with Yami because the spirit refused to tell the small teen who he used to be in Ancient Egypt. The result: Yami leaves, taking the puzzle. Yugi is devastated but getting his yami back is even more devastating. Oneshot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Persona reviews
Just another quick poem. This time on the Persona of Anime in general.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Complete
Change Of Heart Poem reviews
Just a small poem on the Change of heart, Ryou.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Complete
Betrayal reviews
This story takes place in Ancient times, when Pharaoh's ruled the lands and thieves hid in every corner, when priests held magic powers and no one could be trusted. A story of adventure, lies, thieves, pharaoh's, priests and unknown paths.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,413 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Yami Marik, Thief Bakura
Sleeping Dreams reviews
A story about Ryou&Bakura. Bakura is still the mean hurting yami but when an old evil was reawakened, Bakura finds that his dreams have turned into nightmares... and is it all somehow connected to his pitiful Hikari? Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2002 - Published: 10/21/2002 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete