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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, and Indiana Jones.

Quote from me: I am but a thought on the wall of your mind.

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Right now guys I have a massive Writers Block and I hate it! So, unfortunately, all the story's will be put on hold with a few chapter's submited here and there... I'm really sorry...

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Common Name by fringeperson reviews
In just one city it is entirely possible that there live some fifty people with the same family name that have no relation to each other, or at least, not within the last five generations. Oneshot. Don't own. Complete. Marauders Era, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/9 - Sirius B. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7448 - Favs: 10,399 - Follows: 9,495 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Children of War by Lara140112 reviews
At Draco Malfoy's trial, a very unexpected spectator stands up to give a most surprising speech for the defence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Snow Queen by whitetigerwolf reviews
Elsa is a tyrant. And for twenty years she has ruled and kept Arrendale in an eternal winter. But why is she a tyrant? One-Shot. Complete. WARNING: Contains Character Death.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Troll! Troll in the Dungeon by HermanTumbleweed reviews
It always bugged me that Harry, as an abused kid, accepted the way Ron spoke of and to Hermione. What if Harry had stood up to Ron? How would the troll incident have gone? This is how it should probably have been written if JKR had not been so intent on the OBHWF trope. Enjoy! Warning for some strong language, hence the M rating, and for fairly heavy Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,924 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 197 - Published: 1/30 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
Becoming Helen by MegaNerdAlert reviews
Hermione decides that if Minerva would never love a woman as young as she was, then the simple solution was to make herself older...at least until she'd successfully won her Professor's heart. MM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Jasper Redux by Bridgette Irish reviews
Hermione awakens one night to a strange sound outside her chambers. What she finds that night in the halls of Hogwarts will change her life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,986 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by Lucillia reviews
Recently discovered to be Grandson to Jareth King of the Goblins, young Harry who had been named Jareth at birth reclaims his heritage and goes to Hogwarts where he is forced to deal with the machinations of one Albus Dumbledore, and a general lack of acceptance by a world that's mostly prejudiced against "Half-breeds".
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,908 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Jareth, Harry P.
An Inconvenient Truth by MissSwissish reviews
Petunia overhears a troubling converstion. Because Privet Drive couldn't be THAT oblivious. Mentions child neglect
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Hiding in the Open by Healer Pomfrey reviews
After buying his school supplies together with Hagrid, Harry decides to not return to the Dursleys and instead hide for the months until the beginning of his first Hogwarts year, unintentially ending up hiding in Dumbledore's office. Completely AU, partly OOC, set before Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Firebenders by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry is raised in the Fire Nation alongside Princess Azula. When Harry must return to his world to face Voldemort, Azula joins him. Together, can they save two worlds? changed to M. Harry/Azula
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,829 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Azula
Who Gets to kill Bellatrix? by LordGranger reviews
A little humorous one shot where Hermione suddenly starts complaining to the author when Molly gets to kill Bellatrix. One thing follows another and everything suddenly goes downhill. Harry/Hermione. Little bashing of other pairings (but not the characters). ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Great Escape by blakekeane reviews
Harry is tired of the Wizarding society idolizing him one moment and turning on him the next. It all comes to a head during the Triwizard Tournament. Hermione offers him a chance to escape from it all. Harry takes it and his life takes a turn for the better. Slightly A/U right from the start and of course, Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 173 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kit by Hedwig-hoots reviews
Harry wakes up on his 17th birthday to an unusual inheritance, one he can't explain. So he travels, in the hope of finding someone who can explain it. Slash. HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,949 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 428 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Temporal Magicks by sarhea reviews
Hermione Granger is a bibliophile and in the course of her excursions she stumbles onto a long lost cache of knowledge. This leads her to an ancient experimental lab where she unwittingly restores Salazar Slytherin to life. And he is very determined to repay her in every way possible. Post B7EWE AU COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,117 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 464 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Always Going Her Way by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
She'll always be going her way. Femme Slash. Drabble.
Golden Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Blanche D., Dorothy Z. - Complete
All Was Not Well by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry was massively disappointed in how things were going after the final battle. Nothing had changed, it only looked like it on the outside. So he decides to change the past to prevent certain things from happening. Being the Master of Death has its perks. Time-travel, Harry / OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Third Times the Charm by Xelan reviews
How well do we really know our parents? How many children have ever wondered whether their mother is actually their mother? What if one had a reason to ask and decided to do so? What if he was Harry Potter's son?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Equality by Aradia1013 reviews
Ron gets taught a tough lesson. Ron-bashing, character death, adult themes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Gullible is Written on the Ceiling by Crystal M. Key reviews
Harry, raised by Sirius, is put on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
It's Complicated by socks-lost reviews
Because when you try to move into a different kind of relationship with your best friend things become a little complicated, especially if neither of you know that's what you want. Mild language. Spoilers up to 3x03. COMPLETE.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,536 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Bowling by Refreshingly Original reviews
While competing in the bowling tournament, Blanch and Dorothy have a little bit of fun.
Golden Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2012 - [Blanche D., Dorothy Z.] - Complete
Arranging Marriages by SCWLC reviews
A contracted marriage to seal a treaty brings about a few changes for a few important people. Zutara. AU. The rating and the secondary genre may change without notice.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,167 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 432 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Heir of Dracula by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
In 1895, the last time he was defeated, Count Dracula made a prophecy. His legacy would live on in the boy of lightning... His four mistresses set out on a quest to find this boy, and finds him in the boy known as Harry Potter... Rated M for Gore later on. Vampire!Godlike!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,225 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Peculiar Logic by apAidan reviews
Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Confessions of a Perfectionist by KateKane reviews
FINAL PART UP! After the shooting of the S1 finale Maura holds everything and everyone together, while simultaneously struggling with her own unvoiced feelings for Jane. But even Maura has her limits... Therapy fic with lots of Rizzles.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,433 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Shouldn't Have Said Anything by Belle's Noir reviews
Every child is told 'If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. No one realises how valuable this advice is until it's too late. An attempt at Ginny bashing. Little bit humorous but mostly just 'cause the girl annoyed me as well as the people who bash her without style. Let's see if I've got it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,439 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The House by Filodea reviews
The house had sat there for 20 years, empty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Dudley D., OC, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 4,910 - Follows: 3,745 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Sara's Domain by LasVegasSarah reviews
Sara is drawn to Dr Kessler and her smaller domain, questions are asked, and sex is had. It's just an excuse for dark smut really! Contains Soft BDSM and F/F.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Lady Heather, Sara S. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Likewise by MegaNerdAlert reviews
MM/HG Oneshot. The Polyjuice incident in Hermione's 2nd year had a more lasting effect than anyone knew. 5 years and many cups of tea later, it all comes to a head as Hermione and Minerva face the result of all the time they spend together after that day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Kitten by Intelligensia reviews
The press has been sneering at Harry's lineage, innocence and sanity. While he protests at the first and grumbles at the second, he isn't too sure whether they're not right about the last... And what does the kitten have to do with anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 6,019 - Follows: 1,145 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Rising Phoenix by jazwriter reviews
The story picks up directly after the final defeat of Voldemort. While helping with Hogwarts repairs, Hermione realizes that her feelings for a certain Headmistress run much deeper than she'd ever imagined. Non-Epilogue compliant. FEMSLASH HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,068 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Of Oddness and Rumors by Elithay reviews
Professor Daniel was a strange man.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Severus S., Daniel - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 359 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Marauders' Howler by Brain Fluff reviews
Harry Potter gets a howler from home. Fortunately for him, the Marauders distract Lily and decide to have a little fun. Set in AU where Harry's parents live.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Stopping Time by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
On the day Draco Malfoy asked his father's approval to marry Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy gave him a condition. "Stop time for me, then." DRAMIONE! Read and review, please :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 3,134 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
teachers pet by cressey reviews
"I have been called many things in my life Miss Granger but I can assure you"daft" isn't one of them," Minerva's eyes were ablaze and Hermione at least had the decency to look embarrassed with herself as she swallowed hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Magic at Sea by whitetigerwolf reviews
Why is Jack Sparrow so interested in immortality? He and Anamaria have a conversation shortly after POTC 1.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Twas the Day Before Christmas by apAidan reviews
it's Christmas Eve Day, and they're at it again. Ginny's being unreasonable, Ron's being Ron, and Harry & Hermione are at their wits end. Fortunately for them, a little seasonal help is on the way. Of course there's always a Scrooge lurking about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,047 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Where It All Begins by Mapsnika reviews
AU What if someone didn't die who was suppose to or did die who wasn't suppose to? What if a series of these events were to occur how would that alter the future? Femslash
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - D. Troi, B. Torres - Complete
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 5,002 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death and a Butterbeer Chaser, Hold the Cat by apAidan reviews
It's the night after the Final Battle, and Harry Potter faces Death once more. This time, however, it's quite a different story. Later, the story comes full circle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4271 - Favs: 5,851 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
First Contact: Tresspassers by Lucillia reviews
When the Vulcan Science Vessel fails to show, Zephram Cochran decides to do some exploring and First Contact goes a bit...differently.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Complete
Gonna Be All Right by Anna Kaiya Freeman reviews
Candace muses about when she found out the boys were "together." Phineas/Ferb.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Ever Fallen In Love by Belle's Noir reviews
How the Chamber scene would /should!/ have gone if JK had been as perverted as me. Unbeta'ed. Harry/Tom. M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Murderer by Lucillia reviews
The story of a Murderer as told by four people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7610 - Favs: 12,543 - Follows: 5,714 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Alfred a History by Fraulein Weisenheimer reviews
Did you ever wonder how Alfred got his start? Well, he wasn't always called Alfred. Once Upon a Time he was called Harry. Not Slash.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,570 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Alfred P., Harry P. - Complete
Too Late by Lucillia reviews
Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 241 - Published: 3/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 8,185 - Follows: 3,733 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
How It Might Have Gone by Corwalch reviews
AU This is a drabble from a rabid plot bunny about how Harry seeing Ron and Hermione at Grimmauld Place might have gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
There Is None So Blind by romansilence reviews
It's the second year of Voyager's journey home and Captain Janeway helps B'Elanna to deal with her Klingon heritage. First time story without a first time.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - K. Janeway, B. Torres - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 4,947 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Corwalch reviews
The price of freedom always comes at a cost, including to those left behind to pick up the pieces. What if some of those left behind weren't as loyal as they appeared, would they reap what they have sown or get off scott free?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 127 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 4,292 - Follows: 771 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 456 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 429 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 576 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
SCAVENGER HUNT by 143csi4ever reviews
Sara and Catherine go on a friendly competition against the boys after shift. CS pairing. Don't like, don't read...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,775 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Catherine W., Sara S. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 439 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard of Silence by Corwalch reviews
HPCharmed XOver. The Dursley's hate magic so much they are willing to try & handicap Harry to insure he doens't become a Wizard. However the wizarding community aren't the only ones watching over Harry & someone intends to intervene. Rating T to be safe
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,435 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 524 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Have To Say I Do by potter8668 reviews
Harry has to marry to save two lives that depend on him, twin babies.Who will he pick to be their mother?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,468 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 276 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 221 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 437 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 3,682 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Enormous Bill by Lord Ravenclaw reviews
Harry Potter recieves the shock of the lifetime from Albus Dumbledore one day, sending him off the deep end. Oneshot, Dark!Harry, Kitchenware!Harry, Insane!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3659 - Favs: 5,121 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 310 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 4,457 - Follows: 832 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Place Where I Belong by Corwalch reviews
HP Stargate XOver. Voldemort is defeated & Harry Potter no longer wants to be a tool for the Wizarding World, so he decides to find a place where he can belong. Complete.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,632 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004 - D. Jackson, Harry P. - Complete
An Unacceptable Sitch by Allaine reviews
Kim and Ron are twentyone and living apart at college, while Team Possible has been replaced by an entire crimefighting family. But Kim finds the original is usually still the best after a surprise visit from a desperate former enemy.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,979 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
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Schizo Harry reviews
What if Harry Potter was actually Schizophrenic?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,448 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P.
Severus Snape VS The Call Centre reviews
We all got at least one of those anoying phone calls. Now what happens when Professor Snape gets one? Maybe more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
My Immortal by HazelJade reviews
I see these every where and I decided to jump into the band wagon. A decision that I'll probably regret for the rest of my life but that's not your problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 59,016 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Remus Lupin and the Werewolf Registry reviews
The Lupins go to register their son after he was bit by Greyback. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Three in One Dimension reviews
Playing with Dimensions can sometimes lead to unnexpected results.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Things not to do at Hogwarts reviews
I know it's probably already been done but the evil person in my head told me to do it anyway. All one shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011
Thoughts and Protections reviews
What if Harry had really seen his father during the Dementor attack in third year? Why didn't he see him again on the trip with the time-turner?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2013 - James P. - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Thoughts reviews
Lord Voldemort contemplates a few things while he gets his followers back from prison after his rebirth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Professor Chenier reviews
Isabelle Chenier is a new teacher in Harry's fifth year. With Umbridge as the new DADA teacher... What could happen? Rating might go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - OC, Minerva M.
The crystal skull reviews
What was Indiana Jones like when he was young?
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Indiana Jones - Complete
Clear Stagnant reviews
What's a muggle doing teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts? ... And what's the "Clear Stagnant" spell? Rated T because I'm paranoid!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P., OC
Answering Machines reviews
What I think the message on the answering machine of mostly everyone in Harry Potter should sound like. They might get a little OOC. My friend helped me with this one, just because she has good ideas. These are all one shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011
Harry, Peter and Death reviews
Harry meets St.Peter and Death because I feel bored... Wait... What's Tom Riddle doing there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.